Thursday, January 29, 2015

Lindsay Lohan's Community Service Is A Joke

Lindsay Lohan miraculously completed all of her remaining community service hours in time for a hearing on Wednesday, for which she was not present. TMZ reports why Lohan was able to complete all of her hours for the first time ever - the London agency Community Service Volunteers credited her community service hours for doing meet and greets with fans who came to see her in Speed the Plow! It gets even better - the agency also awarded community service hours to 5 people on probation for hanging out with Lindsay, because she's supposedly a good influence! The Prosecutor in her probation case has asked the court for two weeks to investigate the so-called community service, upon which time he will make a recommendation to the judge. The Teflon Con strikes again!

19 comments:

  1. Hey if thats the law, so be it. I dont waste any time fretting about her or her lack of punishment. Her whole miserable life has been a punishment.

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  2. You're fucking kidding me. She's also hanging with other people who are on probation and THEY get credit. They goes beyond Teflon to magic.

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    1. I am also surprised she's able to do CS in another country and have it transfer. Even the US states don't recognize classes for DUI a depending upon the states. This is almost surreal.

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  3. So you're saying her "friends" and family aren't the only enablers. Got it.

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  4. It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is for the rich and famous to get away with things the rest of us would see bars for.

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  5. I am not a lawyer, nor in the law enforcement field, but isn't the whole point of Community Service supposed to be the accused giving back to the community in which they did their wrong doing? So how is a meet and greet in London considered helping any community much less that of L A?

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    1. I believe you are not only correct audrey but doing meet and greet would part of her job in any event.

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  6. I had no idea one could even complete community service in another country! I thought the whole point of It was to provide service to the community in which one committed a crime? Unbelievable.

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  7. Why was she even allowed to do her CS in another country? That is the big question.

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    1. @Basil: I am sure that Lindsay could easily service a community right here in California!

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  8. Okay, all of this is snooze-worthy. She needs to come up with something different if she wants to stay in the news. I just hope she doesn't kill somebody in the process.

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  9. It doesn't matter if it was a joke or what she did or how many hours completed, she STILL won't go to jail.

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    1. I would say there's always the chance that someone might kill her, but that would be in bad taste. I'd settle for someone killing anymore stories about her.

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  10. I think everyone in LA needs to protest in front of the office of whoever makes a decision about Lindsay because this is just so patently unfair. Or I would launch a lawsuit or people should start going on a vacation and saying ya mon I did my community service helping the rastafarii to harvest pot for free or I played a gig at a club and did a meet and greet.

    Actually the better question is how was she even allowed into London let alone get a job with her criminal record?

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  11. Thankfully she's gotten her life back on track and is moving on. To avoid undue pressure I'd recommend a smallish part in an ensemble film or TV show

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    1. Dex, i dont want to bust your bubble, but she is light years away from getting her life anywhere near on track.

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  12. This ticks me off to no end, because if it was any of us (normal people), we would've been locked up a long time ago!! And no overcrowding, you get to go home in an hour!

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  13. If she wants to genuinely give back to the community, she should retire from whatever it is that she does, start an alpaca farm and never be heard from again.

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