Saturday, August 1, 2020
Friday, July 31, 2020
Feel Good Friday 7/31/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/31/20
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 28, 2020
This is the best video of a seal trying to impress a cat that you’ll see all day. pic.twitter.com/j4RAzcyCO5— socially distant steve (@IGotsSmarts) July 26, 2020
I have just found out about the Sydney Annual Duck Fashion Show pic.twitter.com/gOdiKj1Pad— Rachel (@rachellord22) July 29, 2020
me trying to figure out how to get dressed to go outside four months into quarantine pic.twitter.com/X0fU3YnroU— Roger Cheramics (@whitneyarner) July 29, 2020
boss: you’re late— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 29, 2020
me: i saw a dog
boss: that’s what you said yesterday
me: he lives in my house
he’s ken’s buddyTM pic.twitter.com/xjEELJ4Crn— lacey (@byelacey) July 28, 2020
can't stop thinking abt this one pic.twitter.com/Kmp8605Rcr— sword 🦗💫 Art Raffle @ 8k! (@swordknights) July 29, 2020
Show and Tell 7/31/20
I would eat the surfer https://t.co/XEv0yupahN— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) July 28, 2020
Meet the newest member of the family, Dutch! He’s 10 months-old, named after my character in Predator, weighs 103 pounds, and is slightly afraid of Lulu... but they’ll be best friends soon. pic.twitter.com/Plljvg0XGs— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) July 28, 2020
2019: it's the future, where's my hoverboard!— internet begemot (@InternetHippo) July 28, 2020
2020: if all of humanity bands together and works hard, perhaps someday i can go to a restaurant
this is the twilight summer for my A/C unit. it’s not so much cooling my bedroom as it is telling me about the previous places it has cooled. i just lay here quietly and listen. respect your elders.— shalewa sharpe, out here mattering (@silkyjumbo) July 28, 2020
— TZE THEE CHUN (@thetzechun) July 28, 2020
If kids only knew.... pic.twitter.com/Y06NK1pXHq— ❤️Jay Fresco (@REAL_LILJ300) July 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 7/31/20
I just... keep seeing people on social eating at restaurants, traveling, doing whatever and I’m sitting in my apartment like I’ve hallucinated a pandemic.— Chelsea M. Cameron (@chel_c_cam) July 26, 2020
Pls enjoy math with me 😭 https://t.co/dLr2JuFNvd— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 28, 2020
warning: a lot of influencers have been confirmed to me testing positive for COVID-19 after the influencer parties, like a LOT. And they aren’t saying anything & aren’t warning people they came in contact with after.— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) July 28, 2020
If you attended, get tested. yall caused an outbreak. thanks!
I can't believe we've been in the house for almost five months. It's the only choice and it's totally fine but damn, I miss my parents and my friends and doing things outside of the house.— roxane gay (@rgay) July 28, 2020
You can't say covid-19 is so safe we can reopen schools then turn around and say it's too dangerous to have an election.— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) July 30, 2020
2,977 people died on 9/11. So far 152,000+ people have died from Covid-19 in the US. That’s as if 9/11 happened every day for 51 days straight.— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) July 29, 2020
No other country has lost as many lives as the U.S. Our leadership is failing us.
After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 30, 2020
NPR, which previously said almost all employees would work from home until September 7, now says most will work from home until December 31.— Steve Inskeep (@NPRinskeep) July 29, 2020
Whoa—FAUCI: “Eye protection may be recommended at some point” #covid19— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) July 29, 2020
We’ve known coronavirus infection via the eye 👁 is possible. But this is getting serious.
No Justice, No Peace 7/31/20
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 28, 2020
“The way that history is taught in American schools is highly politicized and it really has a nationalistic agenda. What that has meant is that it has necessarily downplayed the role of slavery,” @nhannahjones https://t.co/l0KQOffbuh— Eugene Scott (@Eugene_Scott) July 28, 2020
A longtime LAPD SWAT sergeant has filed a whistleblower lawsuit alleging the unit is controlled by a “SWAT Mafia” of veteran cops who encourage the use of deadly force and call members who attempt de-escalation "cowards" (via @LAcrimes): https://t.co/Zx8TIAcJZm
— Kevin Rector (@kevrector) July 29, 2020
This is a conversation between two journalists on the ground in Portland. pic.twitter.com/1KZtU3G8IR
— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) July 29, 2020
Peaceful protest tonight in Springfield, Oregon. Then cops moved in made it violent with their absolutely brutal arrests. https://t.co/WXWjY0AR68
— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) July 30, 2020
been watching this clip and thinking about how right this person is about narratives getting built around the people protecting themselves. Like how quickly the story here became "THE PROTESTERS HAVE THEIR OWN SHIELDS" as if that action was taken for no reason at all https://t.co/Qw8OlSCxGC
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) July 30, 2020
just wanna talk real quick about how we get to "public housing" as a highly stigmatized, not-so-subtle dog whistle for "low-income Black people," instead of what it could be-- a public good benefitting people of all backgrounds--in the context of Chicago history.
— wikipedia brown is eve ewing is actually a cake (@eveewing) July 30, 2020
[a lil thread]
Multipurpose Room 7/31/20
Blinded By the Light 7/31/20
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Early Bird Special 7/31/20
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are living separate lives.
Elton John celebrates 30 years of sobriety.
Bryan Cranston is battling coronavirus.
Charlize Theron is very happily single.
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Deep Thoughts 7/30/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/30/20
Because you want to see a bulldog dressed as a @UPS worker. pic.twitter.com/6yIyESL5iQ
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) July 29, 2020
Possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen. Can’t. Stop. Laughing... pic.twitter.com/4q52xC0FG2
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 29, 2020
Is that her because https://t.co/JovcJp6dyI
— Amber Sparks🪓 (@ambernoelle) July 29, 2020
"I get older, they stay the same age." Born Nov. 4, 1969, Matthew McConaughey is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @McConaughey! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. pic.twitter.com/yVkGFkQuF2
— Brimley/Cocoon Line (@BrimleyLine) July 29, 2020
I didn’t know what I was looking at for awhile lmao pic.twitter.com/27lQmK0GWG
— gen (@gendenslow) July 27, 2020
Someone taught a raccoon how to finger paint and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while. pic.twitter.com/tbbKIkk4S4
— Antifa Skratchere (@TonySkratchere) July 27, 2020
So like, for example, if one finds oneself in a forest in an outfit such as this, one can be sure one is on a TRIP, NOT A VACATION.
— Glennon Doyle (@GlennonDoyle) July 28, 2020
I am joy. pic.twitter.com/0n2xfb8xsE
Show and Tell 7/30/20
Hot take: if you’re resting but you’re guilting or shaming yourself for not being productive the whole time, that’s not actually rest. If you find that you’re chronically tired, this could be why.— Iris McAlpin (@irismcalpin) July 24, 2020
Please enjoy this sheep. pic.twitter.com/nySeQ4E5Rc— Earth's Beauty (@PhysicsAndAstr1) July 23, 2020
Whenever someone asks me what growing up in Florida was like I just show them this video of this unbothered alligator being dragged out of my high school pic.twitter.com/iRn8A9ObZM— Tori 🧚🏽♀️ (@torsouth) July 24, 2020
Fun Fact: this episode helped to clear a Latino man wrongly charged with murder. He went to a Dodgers game that day and by a stroke of luck, he had accidentally walked in front of the CYE camera during a take. Juan Catalon. There’s a Netflix doc about it. https://t.co/vyfP9uPYJw— Zoë West (@itsZoeWest) July 25, 2020
— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) July 29, 2020
me starting off my wedding vows like: https://t.co/LwraVORWPe— LZRD (@lcrd__) July 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 7/30/20
God I love this country pic.twitter.com/3rjpwIXKFo— The Cork Coypu (@CorkCoypu) July 29, 2020
I have to say the strange uncertainty of months and months of pandemic living is starting to really wear on me— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2020
The U.S. government's two-step plan in response to the coronavirus pic.twitter.com/l6bK9ZHqxJ— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) July 28, 2020
WASHINGTON (AP) -- US government officials tell AP that Russia is using 3 English-language websites to spread coronavirus disinformation.— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 28, 2020
I'm no Epidemiologist, but if 9 guys can't play with a ball, outside on a big field and not get Coronavirus, millions of kids can't go back to school.— Obamalove (@KristinGKroll1) July 28, 2020
the good news is my custom facemask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large pic.twitter.com/jBaVM7nbYI— Cameron!! (@cameronmattis) July 27, 2020
No Justice, No Peace 7/30/20
IMMEDIATELY. Also, many ppl might not know but during Reconstruction, Black Americans fought for public schooling in this country. Until then, NO children (except rich kids) had access to schooling. Black Americans changed that for EVERYONE. Like how we always do. https://t.co/XtOdxFDNva— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) July 29, 2020
There is a 15 YEAR OLD BLACK GIRL in prison for NOT DOING HOMEWORK. This 19 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN, who is deemed a threat to society, is getting 24 months of PROBATION for PLOTTING A MASS SHOOTING https://t.co/fk9anS1WRV— Ebony Ivy 🇬🇩 (@DeaPierre) July 29, 2020
Just now — at the last sunset of the last day that Congressman John Lewis will lie in state here — an honest to God rainbow shines over the Capitol. #GoodTrouble pic.twitter.com/oS3Pw93Toi— Henry Connelly (@HenryVConnelly) July 29, 2020
After my discussions with VP Pence and others, the federal government has agreed to withdraw federal officers from Portland. They have acted as an occupying force & brought violence. Starting tomorrow, all Customs and Border Protection & ICE officers will leave downtown Portland.— Governor Kate Brown (@OregonGovBrown) July 29, 2020
That was George Wallace’s argument in Selma. https://t.co/Fs73fgKDDt— Andrew Aydin (@andrewaydin) July 28, 2020
this is...kidnapping https://t.co/iT7SDb5RWx— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 28, 2020
So if you get kidnapped by random people in unmarked vans nowadays, you're supposed to just submit, in case it's actually law enforcement officers doing the abducting?— Andrea Pitzer (@andreapitzer) July 29, 2020
Two HBCUs--Hampton University in Virginia and Xavier University of Louisiana--announced this afternoon that they've each received the largest donations in their schools' history pic.twitter.com/MvHLHLt5XM— adam harris (@AdamHSays) July 28, 2020
She is the first African American woman to become a managing editor in the Washington Post’s 143-year history. https://t.co/ajo993OSQT— Kat Stafford (@kat__stafford) July 28, 2020
Multipurpose Room 7/30/20
Blinded By the Light 7/30/20
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Early Bird Special 7/30/20
Malik B, founding member of The Roots, has passed away at the age of 47.
Tracy Morgan has filed for divorce from wife Megan Wollover after 5 years of marriage.
Madonna is cancelled.
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/29/20
— phoebes🤍 (@issaphoebe) July 26, 2020
When the hell is Bert’s birthday pic.twitter.com/KeMr4Ij8V0— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 26, 2020
— ☭🇭🇹 (@UnkleLuc) July 25, 2020
just saw someone call $500k middle class im going to bed— thot chocolate (@shreyabasu003) July 25, 2020
posing with my sex toys like a man holding a fish pic.twitter.com/MPb8ACK33i— TOP 1% 🖤 onlyfans.com/gothkaren (@lookitupkaren) July 25, 2020
She made me chase the ice cream truck for two blocks. pic.twitter.com/DmigH2UNqy— MommaT (@tweetmommybop) July 25, 2020
I’m fucking WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/4Oy68uAw3P— 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝘆𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿 (@SlutsMagoo) July 25, 2020
Show and Tell 7/29/20
This is the best thing I've seen all day.pic.twitter.com/6IgOGVVQ7I— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) July 26, 2020
call me John cause I’ve Cena enough— lowell (@Lowelltf) July 25, 2020
excited to come out of quar with 0 friends because i kept yelling at them for bending the ruuuuuules— Stef Schwartz (@stefschwartz) July 26, 2020
because of cancel culture i imagine https://t.co/XnDrSWdnVF— charlie (@chunkbardey) July 26, 2020
Stop dating people who only want to see you at night!! YOU ARE NOT A ROACH!!! 😭😭— Tee_thaGreat (@atomicBombPOW) July 26, 2020
if adults called you an "old soul" when you were a kid you're on at least one anti-depressant now— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 7/29/20
JUST IN: Hong Kong will ban all dine-in services at restaurants, require masks outdoors and limit public gatherings to two people, as the city’s worst-ever coronavirus outbreak shows no sign of abating https://t.co/JsQMqRBr11— Bloomberg (@business) July 27, 2020
3 rapid results tests for players.— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) July 27, 2020
How many for teachers? https://t.co/EbkWf3uApa
I tweeted about how Europe is handling the pandemic better than America and a bunch of people in my mentions are telling me to go live in Europe and I’m like...I can’t because Americans aren’t allowed in because of how badly we’re handling the pandemic— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) July 27, 2020
or 3% of the 2020 military budget. https://t.co/VKKbGEkM9x— willnoon (@willnoon) July 26, 2020
I mean, what do you say about this? Just the worst way you could handle this, and here we are. https://t.co/RFGOYer32L pic.twitter.com/U7uILcOia1— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) July 27, 2020
If our country can’t figure out how to safely bring sports back in extremely controlled environments, how the hell are we supposed to open schools in 2 weeks? https://t.co/Sk4CvdXA8x— Kyle Foley (@KFoleyFL) July 27, 2020
I just crossed the 4 month mark of being sick w' #COVID19. I am young, & I was healthy. Dying is not the only thing to worry about. I still have a near-daily fever, loss of cognitive function, essential tremors, GI issues, severe headaches, heartrate of 150+, viral arthritis, 1/— Hannah Davis 🦈🛋 (@ahandvanish) July 26, 2020
A Vaccine Reality Check— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 27, 2020
So much hope is riding on a breakthrough, but a vaccine is only the beginning of the end. https://t.co/TXE19XxmP1
America is at the kids’ table watching all the other countries have dessert but we can’t because we refuse to eat the smallest portion of vegetables— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) July 26, 2020
Listen to him..— Wajahat "Wears a Mask Because of a Pandemic" Ali (@WajahatAli) July 26, 2020
Fauci tells MarketWatch: I would not get on a plane or eat inside a restaurant https://t.co/bMa1lOoY0x
No Justice, No Peace 7/29/20
Daniel Smith, living son of a slave at 88, shares his family’s story - The Washington Post https://t.co/ac816zlwIU
— Sherrilyn Ifill (@Sifill_LDF) July 27, 2020
Actor Peter Shinkoda, who played Nobu in Netflix’s Daredevil talks about how Jeph Loeb, the head of Marvel Television (at the time) forcibly cut his character’s original story arc because ‘nobody cares about Chinese people and Asian people’.
— Will (@WilliamD1123) July 26, 2020
Absolutely appalling. pic.twitter.com/bGbIycbc7R
I died when they gave @wkamaubell that look all black people know that says “you already know” or “shiiiiid” when he asked about who was the law in Tulsa Oklahoma in the 1920’s when #BlackWallStreet was burned down. #UnitedShades pic.twitter.com/8q23Hcwi0l
— Shon Shon (@Brwnsgrtx) July 27, 2020
Reminder: the protests have continued, but they're not being covered because....they're not dramatic confrontations? https://t.co/57KBDN6CQb
— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) July 27, 2020
one of the most powerful and important speeches I’ve heard in the last few months pic.twitter.com/1ZvXG8cfsR
— alex medina (@mrmedina) July 25, 2020
Multipurpose Room 7/29/20
Blinded By the Light 7/29/20
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Early Bird Special 7/29/20
Here are the nominees for the 2020 Emmy Awards.
Sean Avery and Hilary Rhoda have welcomed their first child together.
Ed "Sharter" Sheeran talks addiction.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Deep Thoughts 7/28/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/28/20
I JUST CAME OUT TO MY DAD AND HE SAID THANK GOD MEN SUCK— ًnia (@yvclu) July 25, 2020
Today I discovered Japanese skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto. Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better. pic.twitter.com/MrQFPBf3ee— Kelvin Liu (@getakliu) July 27, 2020
No one’s taking my phone calls anymore. Beginning to regret changing my name to Spam Risk.— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) July 27, 2020
Today is the 80th birthday of Bugs Bunny. Now here's a reminder why he's one of the greatest cartoon characters of all time. #BugsBunny pic.twitter.com/hxpWi7YMo3— MisAnthro Pony (@MisAnthroPony) July 27, 2020
There’s this man on TikTok who has been trying to kick his soda addiction. He posts every single day just to tell you that he’s had “no fizzy drinks today” and it is the most wholesome and endearing thing. pic.twitter.com/RtGbstAyRr— basseyworld (@Basseyworld) July 27, 2020
I love a TV show about high school. I’m constantly like “is that a student or a parent”. Everyone in the cast is 34 years old. They could all switch roles at any point and it wouldn’t matter— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 27, 2020
Show and Tell 7/28/20
My first day in San Francisco pic.twitter.com/UU29JKwxgW— Ya Motha🥃🍃 (@BxtchesnBlunts_) July 23, 2020
When you have to do dishes yet again pic.twitter.com/jysMzp9UOu— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 24, 2020
saw this on insta so i wanted to share pic.twitter.com/JUqMQGCoY5— mika ☿ 𓁿 (@ARIESV3NUS) July 23, 2020
“Damn. I never thought I’d see the day.” - me when it’s time to do something I scheduled three weeks ago— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 24, 2020
If anyone is wondering how I fold a fitted sheet https://t.co/DY20ciLr6c— KP (@KP_Folarin) July 27, 2020
when you accidentally discover poverty pic.twitter.com/D4yXJsqFMq— accidentally left-wing (@accidental_left) July 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 7/28/20
When the coronavirus arrived, Congress came up with the idea to pay jobless workers a flat $600 per week on top of standard unemployment. That is roughly equivalent to the lost wage for the average worker. That $600 is about to go away. Read @tessastuart. https://t.co/XSoutPcRbm— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) July 25, 2020
Not letting a measly eye exam get in the way of wearing my mask...Stay safe everyone. pic.twitter.com/Ce7sA4osuA— Stevie Nicks (@StevieNicks) July 24, 2020
Medical experts urge US to shut down and start over as coronavirus cases surpass 4 millionhttps://t.co/Uj3SioOtoY— j.d. durkin (@jiveDurkey) July 24, 2020
⚠️Huge: Masks LOWER SEVERITY of COVID too! Masks definitely reduce transmission, but scientist now think that MASKS CAN ALSO MAKE ILLNESS MILDER. How? masks may limit the dose of virus people get, & result in less severe symptoms of illness. 🧵on evidence.https://t.co/MAmerAy0Ju— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) July 23, 2020
I wrote about “Hygiene Theater”—how restaurants, gyms, and subways have wasted millions of dollars on fancy cleaning plans to defeat a mostly airborne plague and made Americans more confused and unsafe in the process.https://t.co/rXXqtDFJDD— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 27, 2020
someone on tumblr made this gif of @itsSHANGELA and it’s iconic pic.twitter.com/wEed3naCY8— le petite bisquíte (@brujeriaboi) July 27, 2020
No Justice, No Peace 7/28/20
Just so everyone knows: The Department of *Homeland Security* threatening Netflix filmmakers not to release unflattering footage of the President before the election is literally fascism.
— Really American 🇺🇸 (@ReallyAmerican1) July 24, 2020
You ever notice how mafia activity is romanticized but gang activity isn't?
— J.Muhammad (@JMuhd1) July 23, 2020
After 4 centuries of slavery, Jim Crow, unpunished lynchings, mass incarceration, stop and frisk, the phony war on drugs and police killings of black men I would call the reaction subdued. https://t.co/5wY4xmfPKm
— Stan Van Gundy (@realStanVG) July 23, 2020
Unpacking the myth of non-lethal crowd-control measures. A Thread: pic.twitter.com/rg9McbvcN0
— Joseph Sakran (@JosephSakran) July 23, 2020
The president of the United States on what his stormtroopers did to an elected mayor https://t.co/7fdCkgBnV0
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 24, 2020
National Geographic videographer, Trip Jennings, was shot in the face by an impact munition in Portland. The round went through the eye of his gas mask, causing eye lacerations, and he was pepper sprayed so bad that the doctor had to wear a respirator. His account posted on FB: pic.twitter.com/71ic0m7LlV
— Alexander Reid Ross (@areidross) July 27, 2020
Multipurpose Room 7/28/20
Blinded By the Light 7/28/20
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Early Bird Special 7/28/20
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas have welcomed their first child together.
Megan Thee Stallion was shot in both feet.
The Chainsmokers are under investigation by Governor Cuomo for throwing a concert that allegedly violated social distancing rules.
Monday, July 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/27/20
Just wanted to tell 22 year old sad twitter to not lose hope yet. It gets worse so lose hope later.— salwa (@ranaslander) July 23, 2020
Sometimes all you need to hear is: You are not alone. I’m here with you, I hear you and I love you. ❤️— Andy Allo (@andyallo) July 24, 2020
spell your crushes name backwards mine's ninotores— ronald (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡✧*。 (@seismically) July 23, 2020
Bruh how is August next week.. this has felt like the fastest yet longest year of my entire life.— : (@Tahisssss) July 23, 2020
I actually cannot believe this origin story for "Stockholm Syndrome" which is basically just a "myth invented to discredit women victims of violence by a psychiatrist with an obvious conflict of interest, whose first instinct was to silence the woman questioning his authority" pic.twitter.com/DN62JezT95— Sarah Mohammed (@sezmohammed) April 21, 2020
Leo’s from now until August 23rd: pic.twitter.com/sm3K0B1ajZ— JOHNNY SIBILLY (@JohnnySibilly) July 24, 2020
Show and Tell 7/27/20
I cat even pic.twitter.com/W3TAzY40Ld— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) July 25, 2020
My general rule is if there’s a dude a lot of men think is a genius and a lot of women are very wary of, the women are right. https://t.co/25y9ZncWuH— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) July 25, 2020
If real, this moves to top 5 things I needed to see this year: pic.twitter.com/hwzCegaVSb— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) July 25, 2020
absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested pic.twitter.com/vd21055R0w— em (@girlfr0g) July 24, 2020
for this week’s dog video we’re going to play count the long bois pic.twitter.com/k9yuHGZoRT— We Print Video (@infiniteobjects) July 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 7/27/20
Seeing other countries returning to normal fills me with such jealous rage. We're being held hostage by the dumbest fucking people on the planet.— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) July 25, 2020
1100 deaths a day in the US from Covid-19. The equivalent of four plane crashes a day in the US, killing everyone onboard. And we’ve just accepted it. A lot of people don’t even realize how bad the situation is. The president is golfing this weekend. Again.— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) July 25, 2020
(Proud Dad Moment) my son invented this device called “S.A.M” Social Awareness Machine that beeps to let people kno that they’re within 6 feet to promote social distancing pic.twitter.com/WerALw4KwZ— kylegotjokes (@kylegotjokes2) July 24, 2020
Doja Cat diagnosed with coronavirus after making fun of people who were scared of getting ithttps://t.co/s0bQU8WrJf— XXL Magazine (@XXL) July 25, 2020
It costs an estimated $790 to fully dress a police officer in riot gear.— Ben Jealous (@BenJealous) July 23, 2020
It costs an estimated $11 to dress a medical worker in PPE.
Which one of these groups do you think is running low on equipment across the nation?
My decision regarding the 2020 NFL season pic.twitter.com/jrY3nZfNWO— Laurent D. Tardif (@LaurentDTardif) July 25, 2020
We have been inside our one-bedroom apartment for 134 days. pic.twitter.com/Pcc8CuWGja— Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter) July 24, 2020
No Justice, No Peace 7/27/20
Hollywood has a history of racism … Excluding Black talent, silencing Black voices, derailing Black careers, and propping up policing and injustices…— Michael B. Jordan (@michaelb4jordan) July 23, 2020
Hollywood, break the pattern it’s about that time !! #ChangeHollywood
Ironically, the white-hot hate (pun intended) for the 1619 project proves why there was a need for the 1619 project.— michaelharriot (@michaelharriot) July 23, 2020
It also shows that the omission of black peoples in the narrative of America’s history was never an innocent oversight, it was intentional.
This broke my heart. 💔— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) July 23, 2020
This is the world for black people! Just imagine IF IT WAS YOU!
Ambushed by cops, Tased, and arrested for buying your son a bike!
WOW! 😭 pic.twitter.com/Hv2SfmbVXl
No league stands taller on these issues than the WNBA. Always ten toes. https://t.co/rQd2ng9PYg
— LaJethro Jenkins (@LaJethroJenkins) July 25, 2020
Today marks what would have been Emmett Till's 79th birthday - an appropriate day to blast Rand Paul for single-handedly BLOCKING Congress from final passage of the #EmmettTill Antilynching Act in June.
— Kristen Clarke (@KristenClarkeJD) July 25, 2020
Paul's obstruction is disgraceful. https://t.co/1srpfZUAGe
REMEMBER the first casualties of #racism are children—they are the youngest martyrs & youngest bigots. #EmmettTill, killed by racists at 14 in 1955, would have been 79 today.
— 𝐑𝐞𝐯. 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 (@CornellWBrooks) July 25, 2020
Protect our children—as best we can. #SaturdayThought #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/Uz0jLm22O6
Sarah Rector became a multi-millionare oil baron and the richest black child at just 12 years old when oil was discovered on land that was allotted to her because it was "unsuitable for farming"
— AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY (@africanarchives) July 24, 2020
She was so rich that Oklahoma legislature legally declared her to be a white person. pic.twitter.com/X6nBEZwfH4
Wow. Chicago right now.
— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) July 25, 2020
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Multipurpose Room 7/27/20
Blinded By the Light 7/27/20
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Early Bird Special 7/27/20
This things used to happen in threes, but this is 2020.
Olivia de Havilland has passed away at the age of 104.
Regis Philbin has passed away at the age of 88.
Nightmare on Elm Street and Enter the Dragon actor John Saxon has passed away at the age of 83.
Fleetwood Mac co-founder and guitarist Peter Green has passed away at the age of 73.
Ciara and Russell Wilson have welcomed their second child together.