Saturday, December 26, 2020
Friday, December 25, 2020
Merry Christmas 2020
Thursday, December 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/24/20
Allison Janney said “yes I’ll do a Property Bros episode, but only if I can play it like Jessica Rabbit suggesting a throuple” pic.twitter.com/Ush9gp1Ctq
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 22, 2020
My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
— Rome ❼ (@Rxme_116) December 22, 2020
Can we normalize having one job that pays more than enough?
— Dirty South Feminist 👩🏽🦱🔥 (@nubianlocz) December 22, 2020
Obsessed that these homes are the same price pic.twitter.com/QA6UujX7Sj
— Hunter Reis (@hunterreis) December 21, 2020
Glad they worked their shit out https://t.co/xb1AyoTu6c
— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) December 22, 2020
John Waters 2020 Christmas card by popular demand.... you’re welcome. 💋 pic.twitter.com/kUoUyLTxQs
— Traci Lords (@thetracilords) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell 12/24/20
https://t.co/x7zFB5ZAn0 pic.twitter.com/jpx5We6ZMQ
— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) December 22, 2020
The end of this tiktok is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed pic.twitter.com/XhDowMP7lT
— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) December 22, 2020
You either have a naked window neighbor or you are a naked window neighbor
— mollyamorous (@Mollyrhale) December 20, 2020
you can tell potato chips are healthy and natural when the bag is matte instead of glossy
— lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) December 21, 2020
It’s the “loser” at the end for me 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/1MuQwS6MtT
— Matt 🍻🛳 (@mattybooz) December 22, 2020
just remembered that I was right in a fight I had 6 months ago pic.twitter.com/5uFWOJAn26
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) December 22, 2020
yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/24/20
It still blows my mind that this video takes place inside of a motorcycle. Her mind was in 2050. pic.twitter.com/N7EojJ5Bq7
— Rossi The Jeweler ❄️ (@RossiSongo) December 23, 2020
The viewfinder The shot pic.twitter.com/pVAahXeSw6
— jon trend (@jtrend_) December 22, 2020
i’m so happy for her pic.twitter.com/xLYNL25Y16
— s t e p h e n (@tescocans) December 22, 2020
choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/V92DHRzxgI
— airi (@troybrns) December 23, 2020
Just watched a guy order the $98/lb. prosciutto and when the clerk said “Are you sure, it’s 98 dollars a pound,” the guy said “Fuck it, if not now when?” and frankly that’s the energy we should all take in these final days of this terrible year.
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) December 23, 2020
I thought people could use a pic of my dog in his green holiday tuxedo. pic.twitter.com/RAI3XAITZj
— Kate Lambert (@itskatelambert) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/24/20
I haven’t seen any friends or family since March & now I’ll be spending Christmas alone too, and while I recognize I’m very lucky & privileged in so many ways I’m grateful for, I’m also sad & lonely right now and just needed to put that somewhere. Hugs to all feeling the same 💗
— Frankie Zelnick (@phranqueigh) December 23, 2020
The Pfizer vaccine is sativa, the Moderna one is indica
— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) December 23, 2020
#BREAKING Dozens of maskless carolers show up for 2nd time at caroling event hosted by #KirkCameron at Ventura County mall amid surge in COVID-19 cases, deaths https://t.co/V7kdCxSeIt
— ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) December 23, 2020
Ventilation within a building matters for airborne transmission. Especially bathrooms where both exhaled aerosols & toilet plume aerosols circulate. We have got to redesign our buildings w/ safer and more robust ventilation and air disinfection. #COVID19 https://t.co/Gtqk2p6PGq https://t.co/JR9jPesyP9
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 23, 2020
Vaccines on the way but will be awhile before most are vaccinated. We must double down on protection protocols: Wear a mask. Watch your distance. Wash your hands. And to the 3W’s add 2V’s: Ventilation and Vaccination! With this full house, we can get upper hand over the pandemic.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 23, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/24/20
Blinded By the Light 12/24/20
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Early Bird Special 12/24/20
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/23/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/23/20
Mon chat a voulu participer à la tarte aux pommes pic.twitter.com/mcGgmcg9Mb
— 𝐋𝐨ï 📚🍂 (@encredejupiter) December 19, 2020
my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems. pic.twitter.com/Pv3dsflgXQ
— Harry Mitchell (@HarryIsLate) December 19, 2020
this kid is cooler than any of you pic.twitter.com/wDrwU9i5Hr
— santa skáld (@HoratioSkald) December 20, 2020
book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading
— Zainab Mubashir🌙 (@zainabmsheikh) December 19, 2020
Every single time my family watched CHRISTMAS STORY, my mom would say, “No one would have worn their hair like that in the 40s!”
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) December 20, 2020
So when MAD did a parody, I made sure to sneak in a little line about that.
(The other part was NOT for my mom...) pic.twitter.com/0FC8mvcldq
Thread:
I recommend becoming OBSESSED with Solar Winds attack
— Kara Nortman (@karanortman) December 19, 2020
This is not Sony or Equifax (stealing credentials, malware), but a breach proliferating in ways we may not understand for years
This attack will massively change policy, gov’t org, tech vendors, national call to service 1/ pic.twitter.com/Gr4jCNu6wC
Show and Tell 12/23/20
Well, my daughter just dropped Jesus in the school play. 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/OglOVsFQwf
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) December 17, 2020
Still thinking about Oscar Isaac’s ska band that opened for Green Day and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones in the late 90s. pic.twitter.com/lOSOXK5Vzs
— machine gun handsome_pal (@handsome_pal) December 21, 2020
My neighbor’s dog scratched at my front door until I opened it... then ran in and stole one of my dog’s toys and ran out! I got played. And I respect it.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) December 21, 2020
[Hannibal Lector voice] Clarice... navidad
— Sophie (@jil_slander) December 20, 2020
these are funnier than the kids LMAOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/kmkNP5tfsj
— court🍯. (@forever_lashaun) December 18, 2020
so viola davis got close to 200 pounds to play ma rainey and got in shape again for woman king and nobody talks about it. we all remember how joaquin phoenix was praised for losing weight for joker. sexism much? pic.twitter.com/Yx4YmED6eO
— vulnicura🌿 (@oliviascolmans) December 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/23/20
Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I am approaching this with anthropological precision.
Here are a few observations. pic.twitter.com/1WARv5nax4
The Nativity Mamma Mia
— Matthew May Whovier (@MatthewKBegbie) December 19, 2020
A mysteriously
pregnant woman is
visited by three men
who worship her child
tchaikovsky was able to become a full-time composer bc of this one rich lady who paid him 6000 roubles a year and her one condition was that they never meet in person and he was like “ok thank god” and they just wrote each other letters twice a week for 13 years. that’s the dream
— the almond brother (@blueberryghoul) December 18, 2020
my cat fucking ate my degree!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/dIhabGALUH
— guy *whose cat ate his degree (@mamblonumber5) December 21, 2020
Jane Austen Powers. not sure where i was going with this one. they cant all be winners
— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) December 22, 2020
We've really normalized hopping into strangers cars and just hoping for the best 😩😩😭😭
— Fiona Applebum says block Shaun King! (@WrittenByHanna) December 22, 2020
Thread:
A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.
— Ankith Harathi (@ankithharathi) December 22, 2020
"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.
Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.
Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/23/20
ma'am are you outside your entire fucking mind pic.twitter.com/uCtTSKuTrc
— mrs. claws (@kittynouveau) December 19, 2020
Me as soon as the pandemic is over pic.twitter.com/cnCic6yXeL
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 22, 2020
it's the way i be knowing for me https://t.co/I1bzXRs5jv
— king crissle (@crissles) December 22, 2020
Whoa—Scientists have raised possibility that the increase in transmission is maybe due to kids. A new detail on UK 🇬🇧 mutated variant B.1.1.7–
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 22, 2020
➡️New strain may make children “as equally susceptible as adults,” said virologist at Imperial College London.🧵https://t.co/PRHEiXA4HP pic.twitter.com/Z300MuDdzj
Thread:
COVID Update December 21: 2020 has been filled with such a strong assortment of emotions, facts, and politics.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) December 22, 2020
And I’ve tried the best I could to find & summarize the right facts in these threads. But there’s more going on that I haven’t captured. But I will try now. 1/
Multipurpose Room 12/23/20
Blinded By the Light 12/23/20
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Early Bird Special 12/23/20
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/22/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/22/20
Snow shark! 😁 pic.twitter.com/AlhSaVXv4d
— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) December 18, 2020
Pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store
— a l e x i s (@_lexilulu) December 17, 2020
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WvQ3MJGYsY
— 🥷🏽 (@ceeeeejayyyyyy) December 17, 2020
"Just because someone carries it well doesn't mean it's not heavy."
— an•a•log (@analoglady) December 18, 2020
Still haven't worked up the nerve to tell my in-laws that I won't be traveling from my bedroom to my living room to talk to them on Zoom this Christmas.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) December 18, 2020
For the 1st time, we’re not visiting family for Christmas.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 18, 2020
But we’re doing our best to keep tradition alive. We’ve ordered the cakes we eat together, we’re going to watch the movies we watch together. It’ll be a different kind of wonderful. And next year we’ll do 2 Christmases!
hey sorry i didn’t get back to you, i was in a depressive hole for a few days and then felt too embarrassed about not doing it sooner that now i simply can’t engage/felt unworthy of the opportunity/drafted a reply in my head & then imagined i sent it
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) December 17, 2020
Show and Tell 12/22/20
I’m obsessed with this tumblr post pic.twitter.com/hcIfRNCSYC
— Morgan Danielle (@imaginmatrix) December 17, 2020
Chicago 47 degrees vs LA 47 degrees pic.twitter.com/PI1KePsLd2
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) December 19, 2020
[parents in the 1700s]
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 17, 2020
mom: if you’re good santa will bring you an orange!
kid: what if I’m bad
mom: a goat demon named krampus will kidnap you
kid: …this feels disproportionate
mom: if you’re good you may also get a walnut
G’night ❤️ pic.twitter.com/68OoPuG736
— Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) December 19, 2020
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) December 18, 2020
18 year old co-worker just asked, “Who’s Kurt Cobain?” pic.twitter.com/vv8MqmHD0z
— Liam Gareau (@liamgareau) December 18, 2020
Comin for you 40! pic.twitter.com/0aKBgu9aPz
— Christina Aguilera (@xtina) December 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/22/20
How the grinch the villain? They bullied him into isolation just to harass him and bully him as an adult. I’m glad he stole their Christmas 😤
— Eva (@auntieeva07) December 18, 2020
— Mandy Patinkin (@PatinkinMandy) December 18, 2020
This how the Kardashians started out on their first season too. https://t.co/9U89hSlXyf
— Chris D. (@cdiggi1) December 17, 2020
"men don't do drama" icarus literally flew into the sun
— anja (@internetanja) December 17, 2020
TOO LOUD! pic.twitter.com/KZyFV10ItU
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) December 18, 2020
Companies be tryna blend their unsubscribe button in with their regular font but imma find that bitch every time pic.twitter.com/EM97ZusXW0
— Cooch Hall (@guinep_paltrow) December 17, 2020
— d 𝐀 n (@goodanieI) December 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/22/20
Just spoke to a friend & she revealed she got COVID in March & is a long-hauler. She used to work out 5xs per week & says she cant even walk more than 20 mins w/o getting winded. It’s not just about whether you live or die, it’s also about how you live if you don’t die. She’s 40.
— 𝙶𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝙴. 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗 (@glennEmartin) December 17, 2020
ppl are saying the lockdown didn’t work and that’s why we have so many cases in LA. We havent been in an actually lockdown for months???The only real lock down last spring made cases go down. Then everything started back up now we’re here. Am I crazy? Is this not what happened?
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) December 18, 2020
Seeing people cite the terrible numbers in LA County rn as proof lockdown doesn’t work. But that’s only true if you count all the businesses being open and people throwing parties every weekend as a lockdown.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) December 18, 2020
🗣MALLS AND GYMS ARE OPEN https://t.co/5dBqFjiPYs
— KB (@KaraRBrown) December 21, 2020
half the people i speak to are like "i haven't seen the sun since march" and the other half are like "there's a pandemic?????"
— ziwe (@ziwe) December 18, 2020
“What else, what else... the covid vaccine. You heard about this? Some people think the government’s gonna use it to chip them. Buddy, I’ve been chipped my whole life. Nobody checks that thing. And you move less than I do! What are they gonna track, your walk to the fridge?” pic.twitter.com/GRvtlHkl2L
— Jake Borelli’s cute little face stan account (@charliecherrim) December 21, 2020
Something I think hasn't been spoken about enough is how allowing for personal interpretation of guidelines / advice is causing *intense* strain and conflict among family and friends
— Harriet Marsden (@harriet1marsden) December 20, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/22/20
Blinded By the Light 12/22/20
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Early Bird Special 12/22/20
Monday, December 21, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/21/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/21/20
— big dumb idiot (@drunkenoprah) December 15, 2020
The whale wasn’t in the mood for any rascal dolphins lol https://t.co/PEUswVOTvk pic.twitter.com/IpLt5MpovX
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 17, 2020
I finally told my suitcases we're not going anywhere at all for at least a year. Now I'm stuck here dealing with all that emotional baggage.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) December 16, 2020
Peppermint Stick should be a year-round ice cream flavor, and I won’t be quiet about it any longer!!!
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 17, 2020
ONE THING ABOUT ME, I’MA PRESS “0” UNTIL I GET ME A REPRESENTATIVE!!!!
— 𝐫𝐨𝐧. (@thatstharon) December 15, 2020
i’m WHEEZIN.😂💀 pic.twitter.com/mRdDpP8mNZ
— 🎄💜 (@treofpaperbacks) December 16, 2020
Show and Tell 12/21/20
I feel like we don't talk about Prince Carl Philip of Sweden enough. pic.twitter.com/RYY4EcgfYF
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 17, 2020
every time an actor does an interview about how they gained weight for a role they're like "honestly I just ate absolute nasty disgusting garbage for a month straight" and then they go on to describe my normal diet that I've been eating for 31 years
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) December 17, 2020
I do not think this wall art collection is winning any graphic design awards. pic.twitter.com/loJIoJlQUT
— Gavin Verhey (@GavinVerhey) December 16, 2020
My son came in to tattle on his sister and I called him a narc at the same moment my wife said “snitches get stitches.”
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) December 17, 2020
MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ
— 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕟 (@immantweets) December 16, 2020
Sleeping on your arm the wrong way pic.twitter.com/vuHlD5F3Ev
— lifelong gay sex fan (@Childsouljaboy) December 17, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/21/20
If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because I made her wear a coat. pic.twitter.com/wzAxbPWXNi
— Carly Anne York, Ph.D. (@BiologyCarly) December 15, 2020
Me: i have a headache
— Uncle Jay💙 (@YRN_Jay15) December 16, 2020
WebMD: and it’ll be your last
Mr. Box, I continue to try. pic.twitter.com/8heNo9YyvB
— Emily L. Hauser אלה אסתר (@emilylhauser) December 18, 2020
this is the Canadian citizenship test. https://t.co/MNIoEOaFo3
— 1-888-4-JANCRO (@Russ_FTW) December 19, 2020
I’ve decided to cope with not being able to go to any holiday parties by just eating like I’m at a holiday party for the next two weeks.
— Megan Gailey (@megangailey) December 19, 2020
This is... Not approved 😐
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) December 17, 2020
(But it's the thought that counts) https://t.co/wMAOBQ2BgS
he said: nop pic.twitter.com/zBxiwoauZi
— gatitos gorditos (@GorditosGatitos) December 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/21/20
Every time you listen to Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas,” about five people have died from the coronavirus between the beginning and the end of the song. https://t.co/Rpuc9mDsuz
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 19, 2020
Marco Rubio is a healthy 49 year old. He is not in a nursing home. He is not a health worker. He is not a first responder. He attends Superspreader events maskless.
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) December 19, 2020
Today he got a COVID-19 vaccine
All these people who refuse to send a single check to help us also getting the vaccine before we do makes me extremely calm
— Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 (@PlanetofFinks) December 19, 2020
If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.
— Stella Parton (@StellaParton) December 19, 2020
Pandemic relief in each country from its government: (up to %wages)
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 19, 2020
100% of wages in Japan 🇯🇵
90% Netherlands 🇳🇱
90% Norway 🇳🇴
87% Germany 🇩🇪
84% France 🇫🇷
80% Italy 🇮🇹
80% UK 🇬🇧
75% Canada 🇨🇦
...
0% USA 🇺🇸
Tiny checks or limited unemployment–not nearly enough. #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/St9phNiHaz
Thread:
NEW: There is a new strain of COVID in England that is far more infectious. What it means and what it doesn’t mean.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) December 19, 2020
Doing a Sat morning roundup with a few scientists and will report here shortly. Follow if interested. 1/
Multipurpose Room 12/21/20
Blinded By the Light 12/21/20
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