Saturday, January 8, 2022
Friday, January 7, 2022
Feel Good Friday 1/7/22
Show and Tell 1/7/22
Happy New Year. My gift to you?
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) January 1, 2022
A compilation of Julie Andrews bloopers where she curses. And yes it’s as adorable as you think. pic.twitter.com/ambP0ZlWWl
That's me in the corner
— Tony Sloth’s Pro Stoner (@PunishedHavoc) December 31, 2021
That's me in a cock
Fight
Losing to a pigeon
hello 2022 pic.twitter.com/V7z5kUgIRD
— Beth McColl (@imteddybless) January 1, 2022
New intentions. New life. New rhythm. pic.twitter.com/8mpRSoyqEJ
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) January 1, 2022
The best New Year's resolution I ever made was to start devouring all my nicest things, and save no small pleasure for an unspecified future. Now I burn the good candles, wear the expensive perfume at home, scribble imperfectly in pretty notebooks. You can't pin joy like a moth.
— 🌹 Witch Cake 🌹 (@hollycassell) January 1, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/7/22
Columbo Eats, a supercut pic.twitter.com/0HSQ9Qvfyn
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) December 30, 2021
obsessed with how it looks like he gives a little thumbs up before taking flight https://t.co/4mE24rlAyJ
— Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates) December 29, 2021
A++ subway dog pic.twitter.com/EKAYPauVGc
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) December 29, 2021
Just so you know…… pic.twitter.com/t8m3PerxT9
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) December 29, 2021
keanu reeves playing bass for his band dogstar, 1996 pic.twitter.com/pn9H13Xykv
— seb (@dilfjoshsafdie) December 28, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/7/22
CDC, 2020: wash your groceries
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) January 6, 2022
CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay
This just in. You’re not supposed to go to work if you’re sick even if it’s NOT fucking COVID. That’s how twisted and deranged this country is. It’s just a given you go to work infected with whatever’s going around.
— Paul Knox #MedicareForAll (@popsknox) January 5, 2022
“I am not for pissing off the French … however, the unvaccinated, I really want to piss them off,” French President Emmanuel Macron said in an interview. https://t.co/ZO0iVfSe2O
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 5, 2022
How the US is handling COVID
— Tall Eddy, MD (@TallDoctorEddy) January 4, 2022
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/sZdFRCUhx7
COVID-19 Daily Update:
— LA Public Health (@lapublichealth) January 7, 2022
January 6, 2022
New Cases: 37,215 (1,843,922 to date)
New Deaths: 30 (27,728 to date)
Current Hospitalizations: 2,661 pic.twitter.com/WphWgijxVg
Los Angeles County reported more than 37,000 new coronavirus cases Thursday.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 6, 2022
That's another record-breaking total as the Omicron variant continues to surge across the region https://t.co/NEXmWyFena
Multipurpose Room 1/7/22
Blinded By the Light 1/7/22
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Early Bird Special 1/7/22
John Mulaney finalizes divorce from Anna Marie Tendler.
Nicolas Cage is going to be a father again.
Thursday, January 6, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/6/22
i would do ANYTHING to be hot (except eat healthy)
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) December 26, 2021
The suit is hard tho can’t even lie https://t.co/TPpKbnwuUm
— Billi Falcón (@ChiSoleCulture) December 25, 2021
Show and Tell 1/6/22
new year new me and this time im way worse
— jordan adika (@JordanAdika) January 1, 2022
This is a real icicle in Michigan. pic.twitter.com/1h7PaEfOMP
— Phoenix Rising (@PRagain02) December 31, 2021
it’s so fucking funny to me that jazz exists in the star wars universe.
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) January 1, 2022
Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days. pic.twitter.com/uyH3Kbqrie
— Aaron Taylor (@Tippen22) December 31, 2021
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
— Frog and Toad Bot (@FrogandToadbot) January 1, 2022
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/6/22
As the end of 2021 approaches, take a look back at some of our favorite bear moments from Katmai. What are your favorite memories from this past year?
— Katmai National Park (@KatmaiNPS) December 30, 2021
Photos courtesy of N. Boak pic.twitter.com/kIyywAnGbM
Is anybody else named “Sigourney” or just her
— Screaming Pectoriloquy (@Caulimovirus) December 30, 2021
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 29, 2021
We did a family meme game night... I’m DEAD. Everyone did so good! pic.twitter.com/Yq85E1BTn6
— Leslie Mac (@LeslieMac) December 28, 2021
Having an old dad will make you a loser in such specific ways. No 6 year old should have a favorite marx brothers movie
— mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits) December 29, 2021
Multipurpose Room 1/6/22
Blinded By the Light 1/6/22
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Wednesday, January 5, 2022
Deep Thoughts 1/5/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/5/22
How different animals react to seeing a mirror pic.twitter.com/pGuCbOyR55
— RuralLiberal (@HiraethResists) December 28, 2021
Fascinating drone footage of sharks swimming through a massive school of fish near Bridgehampton, New York.
— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) December 27, 2021
Credit: Tovi Sonnenberg pic.twitter.com/qN3jR2CD2j
Medusa. She was minding her business & men ruined her life over & over https://t.co/eJ0Fw2BCZk
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) December 27, 2021
Leonardo DiCaprio having an age appropiate wife and grown ass kids in don't look up is more funnier than the jokes
— jen🎬 (@cinephilejen) December 26, 2021
fyi all of y’all wives, moms, and girlfriends are lined up outside of pandora to return those charm bracelets y’all got them yesterday pic.twitter.com/kW3DWhHDji
— loverboy (kyle’s version) (@kyorkyle) December 26, 2021
Show and Tell 1/5/22
feeling every word of this right now. be kind, be decent, be generous — and when you need them most, your friends will rescue you in ways you cannot imagine. https://t.co/Lxs7AUV0WN
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 2, 2022
watching henry winkler dance with his grandchildren on tiktok to summon good vibes for the next year pic.twitter.com/jhozb1M8Xx
— Tess Harkin (@Tess_Harkin) January 1, 2022
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) January 1, 2022
— There is no cat in this image (@Thereisnocat_) January 1, 2022
In 2022 we’re kicking the dude with the Android off the group text. We got enough going on.
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) January 1, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/5/22
I love the term Elder Millennial. It makes me want to gather the children ’round and teach them about Modest Mouse
— kevin o’shea (@OSheaComputer) December 30, 2021
— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) December 30, 2021
cats just enjoying the view pic.twitter.com/59zyp8j0FL
— lois 🧚♀️ (@blestallure) December 29, 2021
Los Angeles, 2021. Photo by Gary Blasi. pic.twitter.com/7jH4s8zC1o
— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) December 30, 2021
my geometry tests in 9th grade: pic.twitter.com/3hsRXok2Ip
— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) December 30, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/5/22
Georgia's health department says it's unable to provide an update on COVID-19 "due to a large amount of data overwhelming the system"
— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) January 4, 2022
American children are starting 2022 in crisis.
— David Leonhardt (@DLeonhardt) January 4, 2022
I'm not sure that many people fully grasp the depth of it.
🧵https://t.co/blOe9iRbYh
Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.
— Tiffany C. Li (@tiffanycli) January 4, 2022
Thread:
Just leaving the ER.
— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) January 4, 2022
It was a long day. And a stunning amount of Covid.
Today I worked in an area that was temporarily converted into a makeshift ICU during the first COVID wave.
Here’s what different from then.
And also what challenges we’re facing with this surge in NYC: 🧵
I haven't personally heard of so many people I know coming down with Covid throughout this pandemic as I have in the last week.
— Vincent Rajkumar (@VincentRK) January 4, 2022
Milder or not is irrelevant. The chaos it is causing directly and indirectly is affecting so many lives. Stay safe.
Multipurpose Room 1/5/22
Blinded By the Light 1/5/22
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Early Bird Special 1/5/22
Tristan Thompson apologizes to Khloe Kardashian after fathering another baby.
Tuesday, January 4, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/4/22
Bro..what the hell did you do? pic.twitter.com/aXk4I8j5CC
— jonathan slater (@slater_jona) December 28, 2021
if a whale ate my leg i would just say "i guess whaling's not for me!" instead of having a blood feud with a wild animal
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) December 28, 2021
vacay drip… ☀️ pic.twitter.com/3Ic0iGIPkB
— Halle Berry (@halleberry) December 28, 2021
Watching David Lynch's movies as he intended 😤🤘 pic.twitter.com/cX0kHmMgwr
— lou-ellen (@louceph) December 27, 2021
— kiki (@tartcoochie) December 27, 2021
Show and Tell 1/4/22
Snow dog! #SpanielDayLewis pic.twitter.com/utba6f2RyG
— Just Regular Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) January 2, 2022
I’ll just leave this here. pic.twitter.com/74JYbBoH7H
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) January 2, 2022
quoth the raven never cold pic.twitter.com/XyedKRCqEg
— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 1, 2022
i have crossed oceans of time to find you.... one, two, three oceans! ah ah ah! pic.twitter.com/fiKSOsaqTD
— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) January 2, 2022
taking mixed signals as "no" has made my dating life so much easier
— CANDACE SINCLAIRE (@delafro_) January 1, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/4/22
My ancestors after thousands of generations of eating Pringles pic.twitter.com/pwaaKikQpl
— Robert Manchild 🏳️⚧️ (@RobertManchild) December 31, 2021
planning on becoming even stupider in the new year. more of a bitch as well. please update your files
— mattie (@Lubchansky) December 31, 2021
it's ok if the only thing you accomplished in 2021 was surviving. that was fucking hard. well done everyone
— endless screaming (@infinite_scream) December 31, 2021
I'm not like a relationship expert but the best advice I can give is: figure out all of the little things your partner hates doing and you don't mind doing and just quietly, without fanfare, do all of those things
— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) December 31, 2021
some things my bf has said since I gave him left-handed scissors for christmas:
— roobs (@roobsleiser) December 29, 2021
- “come through and watch me cut this!”
- “do you need me to cut something for you?”
- “is this what cutting things has been like for you this whole time?”
- “I can cut anything”
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/4/22
Unvaccinated in US today:
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) December 30, 2021
60% of Republicans
17% of Democrats
By far the most politicized response in the G7.
It feels like joking about the CDC is the only way to process the seemingly absurd fact that yet another institution that is supposed to protect people has instead chosen to protect capital, effectively dissolving whatever small modicum of trust anyone might have still had for it
— Jen Bartel (@heyjenbartel) December 29, 2021
NEW: Hospitals worried about running out of PPE, then ventilators.
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) December 30, 2021
The new fear: running out of staff as omicron surges.
A close look at what we’re asking of exhausted health workers, entering their 3rd year of fighting the pandemic.
(No paywall.)https://t.co/jwKI0FTAY5
My sister had an appointment today for a COVID test, but the COVID testing place is now closed because everyone working there got COVID. No joke.
— MrsK (@MrsJMDK) December 28, 2021
This is where we are now.
France is mandating work from home starting on January 3rd. The Netherlands is on lockdown, and so is most of the UK due to omicron. But here in the US we're throwing the doors open to just about everything. It's going to be quite a January.
— Imara Jones (@imarajones) December 28, 2021
Multipurpose Room 1/4/22
Blinded By the Light 1/4/22
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Monday, January 3, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/3/22
Happy New Year! Twitter World! ❤️Aunti Pam 2022! pic.twitter.com/DEjhxLh5M4
— Pam Grier Ph.D (@PamGrier) January 1, 2022
people without undereye bags make me nervous. what aren’t you tired about
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) January 1, 2022
hmmm pic.twitter.com/zJi76fMa3n
— Hmmm Bot (@hmmm_bot) December 31, 2021
Sliding into the new year like: pic.twitter.com/xW3T3XO5ge
— Dede Crimmins (@dedecrim) December 31, 2021
Wishing you all a happy 2022. pic.twitter.com/AgX2JRP4Y9
— Yo-Yo Ma (@YoYo_Ma) December 31, 2021
Show and Tell 1/3/22
Every NFT story more horrific than the last. Holy shit. https://t.co/ArWgf2Wczc
— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) January 2, 2022
I want not even one person to go through my phone when I die. Not one. https://t.co/X8Uw9zPdNX
— ItsJeffEpstein (@itsjeffepstein) January 2, 2022
Pink Paris Painting in Paradise. 🌸🌸👸🏼🎨🌸🌸 Comment emoji of your favorite painting 🐱🐼🐣🐻 pic.twitter.com/GAkuIovk8z
— ParisHilton.eth (@ParisHilton) January 2, 2022
It’s against the law for your boss to prohibit you from discussing your wages with your coworkers, and also remember there are more workers than there are bosses pic.twitter.com/d5Ln3h7x6N
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) January 2, 2022
The era where you dropped ya phone and ya battery flew out was just crazy.
— ♑️🐐 (@BriiFrm615) January 2, 2022
Show and Tell: Betty White Edition
You gotta admit, having an entire magazine devoted to your 100th birthday hit the racks and then dying before that birthday is excellent comic timing
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) December 31, 2021
Joan Rivers interviewing Betty White (1983) pic.twitter.com/IZfDx8mQCK
— irene (@writtenbyirene) December 31, 2021
betty white, to me, exemplified the difference between being nice and being kind.
— river butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher) December 31, 2021
During my 2 seasons on Golden Girls, I only spoke to Betty White once. 20 years later she came in to "Family Guy", I walked up to her and said "I'm sure you don't remember me..." and she said "Of course I remember you, David Goodman! I loved the writers!" No one better. RIP.
— David A. Goodman (@DavidAGoodman) December 31, 2021
2/3 Here’s the before and after of the photo of Betty White's beloved, Allen Ludden, that I restored for her earlier this year. It was an honor to be useful for this great lady. She sent me a lovely thank you note (pic in 3/3) #BettyWhite pic.twitter.com/sRz8tlpW28
— Helen Stickler (@HelenStickler) December 31, 2021
3/3 Here's the wonderful thank you note Betty White sent me for doing a small favor - because she's a class act all the way. What a loss, but what a life. #BettyWhiteRIP #BettyWhite pic.twitter.com/DbRCzKWp5K
— Helen Stickler (@HelenStickler) December 31, 2021
Betty White improvising on the spot while Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan crack up laughing is the only thing you need to watch today. pic.twitter.com/UEXDfxTQtr
— Tim Fullerton (@TimFullerton) December 31, 2021
❤️ Reunited. Rest in Peace, Betty White. pic.twitter.com/8TSewxc54U
— Logo 🏳️🌈 (@LogoTV) December 31, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/3/22
I see London 🇬🇧 I see France 🇫🇷… I see the world failing at #Omicron & not pulling up our underpants.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 1, 2022
🇫🇷’s #COVID19 wave has now overtaken the UK’s—even despite slower testing during🎄
➡️The whole 🌎 needs to get serious—starting with @CDCgov recanting 5-say isolation waiver. https://t.co/MIPVgtWj8x
⚠️NOT MILDER FOR LONG COVID: “#LongCovid can happen no matter what virus variant. There's no evidence that there's any difference between delta or beta or now omicron” ~Fauci.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 1, 2022
“10-30+ % of people will go on to have persistence of symptoms”—of billions 👀 https://t.co/yMQkmPvuqn pic.twitter.com/KjHggaDjCe
📍REJECTING THE CDC ISOLATION RULE—Taiwan🇹🇼’s Central Epidemic Command announced it will not follow @CDCgov guidance on shortened 5-day isolation because #Omicron cases have been found to be infectious *up to 12 days* after positive. @CDCDirector is wrong.https://t.co/xqvZNLMSaq pic.twitter.com/azcKOHDQOE
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 1, 2022
Am I insane to not want to catch covid even if the symptoms are mild? I feel insane.
— STEAL FROM CORPORATIONS—JOIN DSA—HAPPY NEW YEAR (@NatTowsen) December 31, 2021
avoiding omicron, december 2021 pic.twitter.com/jFAtu4FGy7
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) December 31, 2021
Multipurpose Room 1/3/22
Blinded By the Light 1/3/22
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Early Bird Special 1/3/22
Betty White has passed away at the age of 99.
Britney Spears has unfollowed sister Jamie Lynn Spears on Instagram.