Saturday, October 16, 2021
Friday, October 15, 2021
Feel Good Friday 10/15/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/15/21
I started losing my eyebrow hairs pretty rapidly this year so I went to a dermatologist to get a diagnosis — when he said I have alopecia I told him I was shocked. He said “you don’t look surprised.” I was like “I know because I don’t have eyebrows.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 6, 2021
Drake going on IG Live with Druski talking about his life being a downward spiral since CLB was the deep laugh I needed before bed!! pic.twitter.com/tXphvKFkvC
— 🎢 (@notpunnyhunny) October 6, 2021
Gym time pic.twitter.com/7ILnQSumVu
— Out of Context Pets (@contextpets) October 5, 2021
*minor inconvenience occurs* pic.twitter.com/mLBnr7wg3F
— 𝕱ʀᴀɴᴋ-Qᴜɪɴɴ-𝖘ᴛᴇɪɴ🎃🔪 (@QuinnKeaney) October 6, 2021
The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked “body type?”
— Matthew Cappucci (@MatthewCappucci) October 5, 2021
“Um, slim to average… I guess…?”
“Of the vehicle.”
“Oh.”
*she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes*
Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.
Show and Tell 10/15/21
Just apologize when you’re wrong, instead of being defensive because you’re embarrassed.
— Daddy Dom😈 (@domiono) October 7, 2021
Waiting for the right moment to ask if they’re going to eat the pickle that accompanied their meal… pic.twitter.com/m2vPsamo9I
— Chenay Arberry (@CheArberry) October 7, 2021
How it started: How it’s going: pic.twitter.com/YMtfXisO4u
— Terence Szuplat (@TerrySzuplat) October 7, 2021
Baby are you okay? You've barely touched your Char-spookerie. pic.twitter.com/zHGbdBrSqQ
— Stormy Kittyhawk 🔜 BLFC 🎈🎈 (@StormyKittyhawk) October 7, 2021
me at 20: i just gave blood, I'll only have six beers
— freddie deals (@fspieler) October 6, 2021
me at 33: apples hurt my tummy
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/15/21
This is the most logical thing I’ve heard from anyone wearing color contacts https://t.co/FSbaoq8BQd
— little fizzington (@courtgarrettco) October 3, 2021
The HOCUS POCUS sequel looks amazing pic.twitter.com/LaPDpK8qoQ
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) October 4, 2021
I have to see this in real life before i leave this earth man https://t.co/rg7RFJzv95
— Nikki 777✨ (@NikkiCallowayy) October 2, 2021
Just had this legend of a taxi driver. 👏 pic.twitter.com/4eOGHCrSNq
— Luke O’Riordan (@luke_oriordan) October 3, 2021
tell your stories. if people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should've behaved better.
— Terron Moore (@Terr) October 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/15/21
BREAKING: FDA advisors vote 19-0 to endorse Moderna booster for the same groups as they previously gave authorization for Pfizer (65+, or 18+ with high risk due to occupational exposure or medical condition). Note that this is for a half dose compared to original vaccine.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) October 14, 2021
BREAKING: New study shows ppl who have taken J&J get a better response from a Pfizer or Moderna boost than another J&J.
— Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉 (@ASlavitt) October 13, 2021
📍BOOSTERS sharply cut risk of both infections & cuts risk of severe #COVID19—lowering ⬇️ risk >10-fold, versus 2 doses alone.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 14, 2021
📌Look how fast cases drop once 3rd Pfizer #BoosterShots rolled out in 🇮🇱.
📌Look how much severe illness drops in both elderly & non-elderly adults. pic.twitter.com/hNTvRitV10
Scrutiny of lung biopsies from #COVID19 victims finds:
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) October 14, 2021
- the barriers between the bloodstream and alveoli -- those "trees" that inhale oxygen -- completely breaks down
- much of the lungs go into rapid aging, as if they were 90+ yrs old
- vast inflammationhttps://t.co/vvJD3VmvsT
Multipurpose Room 10/15/21
Blinded By the Light 10/15/21
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Early Bird Special 10/15/21
Pink Floyd's Roger Waters, 78, marries former driver Kamilah Chavis, 43.
Debi Mazar interview Lourdes Leon for Interview Magazine.
Alan Ruck talks Succession.
Thursday, October 14, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/14/21
So in other words, the market research is *checks correlation* racist… https://t.co/0TCl3LfN8W
— The Artist Formerly Known as Parker (@Parkour_Lewis) October 7, 2021
The Zodiac Killer probably went to see Zodiac with friends and afterward was like, 'wow, that's crazy. anyway, y'all be safe."
— 👻boo-nee pierre🎃 (@sleep2dream) October 7, 2021
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking read i’m losing it pic.twitter.com/gw7YRWoXs1
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) October 7, 2021
netflix writers now that the zodiac killer has been identified: pic.twitter.com/n2R1ke801R
— victøria h (@filmforvictoria) October 6, 2021
I haven’t laughed this hard is a long time. Please watch this entire video pic.twitter.com/SYoL7scHbo
— 12Years A Side Nigga (@keemiemillz) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell 10/14/21
I feel like in relationships, there’s only room for ONE mentally ill person. SOMEBODY gotta be stable, and it’s NOT gonna be me
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) October 7, 2021
Thinking again about how the names Arctic and Antarctica just means “bears” and “no bears.”
— Amanda Smith (@AmandaSmithSays) October 6, 2021
once you get to this line delivery in many saints of newark you can turn it off pic.twitter.com/h228stc6Jl
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) October 7, 2021
me n who pic.twitter.com/jm8o5YP4GM
— chavelita! ☭ (@lipspaced) October 7, 2021
Writers only want one thing and it's an Em dash on the keyboard
— Marcus Vance (@MarcusCVance) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/14/21
When he says he’s married with five kids but “it’s complicated” pic.twitter.com/Ad7E8uZ58J
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈🎃🕷🧙♀️ (@amandadeibert) October 5, 2021
me after i've cleaned my room pic.twitter.com/snJpg6h9hf
— 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓴 (@becksvault) October 5, 2021
Sir you’re a little too close to the camera. Can you do me a favor and ….lean back? https://t.co/Grq6rGx2At
— she (@tarynsinterlude) October 4, 2021
money be buying my happiness idk wtf they talking about 😂 😂 😂
— 𝒹ℯℯ ꨄ (@DeegashK) October 4, 2021
It me. pic.twitter.com/SL7D9AhiyL
— Lisa Lucas (@likaluca) October 4, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/14/21
We need to reset our expectations around what it means to end the pandemic. #covid19 is here for the foreseeable future, but we can turn it from an existential crisis to a manageable concern through 3 key actions: vaccines, rapid tests, and oral outpatient treatment. pic.twitter.com/5uRg686lI0
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) October 13, 2021
Chilling: Mississippi is just 100 deaths away from COVID having killed 1 out of every 300 residents of the state.
— Charles Ghoul-ba 👻 (@charles_gaba) October 13, 2021
Thread:
5 weeks ago, our public schools returned to full-time in-person classes
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) October 13, 2021
To keep schools safe, we implemented:
Indoor masking
Ventilation upgrades
Weekly testing
Encouraging vaccinations
We didn't push hard for distancing
So how's it going?
Pretty well actually
Short thread
Thread:
COVID Update: When cases drop, we should rejoice. But in other circles, it’s when trouble begins. And as often happens, it’s beginning in Texas. 1/
— Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉 (@ASlavitt) October 12, 2021
Multipurpose Room 10/14/21
Blinded By the Light 10/14/21
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Early Bird Special 10/14/21
Howie Mandel passes out at Starbucks, is doing fine now.
Katie Couric reveals struggle with bulemia.
Angelina Jolie has dinner with Johnny Lee Miller again.
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/13/21
My neighbor is practicing saxophone again for the first time in over a year. Im really proud of them for getting back to it. It does sound bad however
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) October 6, 2021
People claim New York has better bagels than LA but I’ve been to Panera in both cities and I literally cannot taste a difference
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) October 6, 2021
This wins Halloween... pic.twitter.com/Q84hUTWxFb
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 6, 2021
— Brittany Tomes | VocalTomes 🎙🤖🏳️🌈 (She / Her) (@VocalTomes) October 5, 2021
The Zodiac Killer watching Netflix documentaries about himself in 2016 pic.twitter.com/69KRWO2TKf
— Hailey Krinsky (@haileykrispy) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell 10/13/21
my longest running and most committed gag is making merch for the movie french kiss, as the movie is not streaming anywhere, as a grass roots movement to get them to stream it places. here's my new hat. pic.twitter.com/6CSnwZZS92
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) October 8, 2021
celebs react to a lil earthquake pic.twitter.com/bhXVPI334w
— Mary Elizabeth Kelly (@mare_kell) October 8, 2021
it’s weird that people can’t seem to understand that the brain is part of the body, and mental health is part of overall healthcare; it’s like they think feelings exist…outside of our bodies?
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) October 8, 2021
Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food pic.twitter.com/vFujwrQEjd
— кαуℓα 🍒 (@kaywawice) October 7, 2021
Happiness is temporary pic.twitter.com/Dox4mUd3eP
— David 🙂🦅🇺🇲 (@David_pattt) October 7, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/13/21
The TikTok youths were right about eucalyptus in the shower. (I don’t care that you’ve known about this for YEARS, Gen Xoomer. It’s news to me!) pic.twitter.com/jhzeRFIS0s
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) October 6, 2021
Southern California is having her moment ☺️ pic.twitter.com/WMdJQFXcb3
— Mαrωα 🥀 (@MarwaBalkar) October 5, 2021
Can’t even be mad at bruh 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rm3oEbPKSs
— Jordan🥴 (@Idontknowyoucuh) October 5, 2021
Y'all am I down this bad or do y'all see it too??? pic.twitter.com/WeWlcKsxXl
— TheLovaticOracle 🇭🇹 (@TellMeYouLove_5) October 4, 2021
Her look at the end has me weak pic.twitter.com/1IrSKtJ82J
— Brii (@SauceyTacos) October 4, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/13/21
BREAKING: The U.S. will reopen its land borders for nonessential travel in November after a 19-month freeze. All international visitors will need to be vaccinated against the coronavirus. https://t.co/awQ8FpXMIH
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 13, 2021
CDC announced the launch of a pilot testing program to identify new COVID variants at San Francisco International Airport. The program is part of an effort to get a head start on any new #COVID variant entering. Good but late start 1.7 years into pandemic. https://t.co/uQiKir2lbV
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 12, 2021
What a headline—Natural infection approach of “Herd immunity ‘group think’ led to ‘public health failure”…. that led a #COVID19 catastrophe that cost lives. 🧵
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 12, 2021
Bottomline: don’t do mass infection herd. It’s morally empty and “epidemiologically stupid”. https://t.co/Qw4nYA4isz pic.twitter.com/ez2tJJEXIs
Multipurpose Room 10/13/21
Blinded By the Light 10/13/21
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Tuesday, October 12, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/12/21
Rotisserie chicken is grocery store Snow White pic.twitter.com/bfJSXGY3IZ
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 6, 2021
This is my ideal outfit pic.twitter.com/C7HazfiIzT
— ash (@heythatsmeash) October 6, 2021
I went to see the Addams family 2 and the guy in front of me is eating a whole sweet potato pie 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Dn1nXFkAbS
— Simple Cannabutter on Toast (@JackieVira) October 7, 2021
The dog brought a cow home like it was about to come inside LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/UDELmbkRzs
— Ż𝖊𝖊 (@ZBankEnt) October 6, 2021
I am crying pic.twitter.com/zyjMiPWr49
— no (@burnerpaige) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell 10/12/21
A little girl just came up to the ice cream truck and asked if she could buy ice cream with a blue rock she found. I am now one blue rock richer.
— Andrew Hilary but spooky 👻 (@AndrewHilaryUS) October 8, 2021
A bookshop door photographed by a friend in Canada. I want a bat for my bookshop door! #ReleaseTheBats pic.twitter.com/vQghr2i3ai
— TreeHouseBookshop #MusicMatters (@TreeHouseBkshop) October 8, 2021
— Miss OG-Nista (@Sandernista412) October 7, 2021
Does anyone else feel like something fundamental inside them died during the last four to six years and isn't coming back? A youthful zest? Hope? A belief in the potential of humanity? Something like that.
— the jon rosenberg is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE☎ (@jonrosenberg) October 9, 2021
No? Just me? Okay.
Meet the Chevrotain, aka the mouse deer. They have hooves and look like how you’d draw a dog if you sucked at drawing. pic.twitter.com/8y8eRQ1yto
— Rob N Roll 🎃™️ (@thegallowboob) October 8, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/12/21
Stages of life:
— Midge (@mxmclain) October 5, 2021
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
Kieran Culkin opens up about his strange celebrity childhood, his fears about fame and success and the behind-the-scenes dynamics at play on Emmy-winning HBO sensation #Succession
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) October 6, 2021
Read the full cover story: https://t.co/iwPKmXLicv pic.twitter.com/j7dOOD0tck
nobody:
— dru (@ongdreww) October 5, 2021
my ear randomly: ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ
bein broke scary as hell https://t.co/yY9oTBtpGP
— FZA (@father) October 6, 2021
Introducing your 2021 Fat Bear Week champion, sir 480 Otis 👑 pic.twitter.com/hObKlsfXZq
— explore.org (@exploreorg) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/12/21
COVID Update: COVID has been defined by its unpredictability. But what happens next is as predictable as it’s ever been.
— Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉 (@ASlavitt) October 11, 2021
Our job now is to beat away any potential surprises. 1/
My God. This lede.
— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) October 11, 2021
‘Britain’s early handling of the Coronavirus pandemic was one of the worst public health failures in UK history’ pic.twitter.com/uYJtdcPGbN
My worry is coming true—the volume of eligible people still weighing whether to get a Covid #vaccine has sharply dwindled, leaving an unvaccinated population that is mostly hard-core refusers—it’s now around 12-15% or more, sadly. And many more reluctant. https://t.co/7uYlDGjI1w
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 11, 2021
Public display of CO2 in each movie in a movie theater in Japan.
— Jose-Luis Jimenez (@jljcolorado) October 11, 2021
This shows ( in this case) low risk of transmission of COVID or other respiratory diseases.
This can be done everywhere at low cost.#covidCO2 https://t.co/lwubYb6LTj
Multipurpose Room 10/12/21
Blinded By the Light 10/12/21
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Early Bird Special 10/12/21
Ryan Gosling talks watches and pandemic parenting to GQ.
Former Real Housewife of Orange County Meghan King marries Joe Biden's nephew Cuffe Owens.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are on the cover of British GQ
Monday, October 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/11/21
Me on Zoom looking at myself rather than the person speaking pic.twitter.com/wQoDTFmLsi
— phil (@philipjonathn) October 6, 2021
Just a girl & her art <3 pic.twitter.com/1I6NctEcza
— Maggie (@protittypainter) October 7, 2021
my parents are fighting bc my mom was letting a big spider live in the kitchen window bc he’s “perfect for halloween” and my dad killed it
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) October 6, 2021
The funniest thing about them identifying the Zodiac killer is apparently some guy knew it was him and was just like hanging out with him pic.twitter.com/ecjanXUjev
— Quinton Reviews 🎬 (@Q_Review) October 6, 2021
Gary Poste trying to pick his serial killer name in 1968 #zodiac pic.twitter.com/xC18Ka1ZBa
— Tim Wolfe (@sexyslingblade) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell 10/11/21
His name is Stew, and he's the Souperviser pic.twitter.com/yG2mQLSoRF
— summer stolarcyk (@summerstoli) October 7, 2021
James Garner signs autographs while filming The Rockford Files in Burbank, 1977
— Vintage Los Angeles (@alisonmartino) October 9, 2021
Source: Flashback on Facebook pic.twitter.com/ZhcKU0BOVq
I am not the friend who gets mad if you cancel our plans. baby it is more than okay. we are good. matter fact I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this.
— coffee bae (@iamsashakae) October 8, 2021
How about this Halloween 💫🎃 costume? That's his Dog! 🎃💫😁 pic.twitter.com/OflaJ9sMvB
— ✨Carlene✨👀 (@AdamsCumbie) October 8, 2021
Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?
— mariana Z (@mariana057) October 8, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/11/21
Oh my god my Roomie bought this knockoff Garfield plush off Amazon, and it came like this pic.twitter.com/Z5kK14JpOd
— flashy girl from flushing (@PartyPat116) October 6, 2021
“omg i could never poop in a public bathroom” bby i just pulled over at a random library to poop i am a hot girl with stomach issues and i cannot relate
— em (@phiIsthiccbooty) October 5, 2021
I love you soooo much! https://t.co/Ii2QezeMpw
— Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) October 6, 2021
Guy on TikTok asks “Ladies, what does sex feel like for you?” And I am deceased at the comments 💀 pic.twitter.com/7WWUESUyB5
— Blair Waldorf, MD (@Jack_and_Diet) October 5, 2021
Michael Keaton Says His Batman Suit Still Fits After 30 Years https://t.co/VhDVCiKXpu
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) October 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/11/21
Walmart sells 4 rapid tests
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) October 9, 2021
None of them are as cheap as they need to be.
And right now, none of them is available for purchase
Because they are all out of stock
The lack of availability of these tests 15 months into the pandemic is inexcusable pic.twitter.com/DKw5osgoSH
6 months after vaccinations started, the US was on a great trajectory. Unfortunately it didn't go the way we wanted: delta, 100 million unvaccinated, & early removal of masks the 3 key factors.
— Vincent Rajkumar (@VincentRK) October 8, 2021
We now start yet another downward trend. Hope this time it's deeper & sustained. pic.twitter.com/qqr2MAhICa
Imagine if scientists introduced the vaccine like this. pic.twitter.com/FdwhJ0G8t2
— Liam Gareau (@liamgareau) October 8, 2021
I almost fell out of my chair. I turned on CNN and the banner reads "2021 Covid Death Toll Surpasses 2020." We've had vaccines since January. What is wrong with us?
— Henry M. Rosenberg (@DoctorHenryCT) October 7, 2021
India's vaccination has been on a tear
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) October 6, 2021
India now given at least 1 shot to higher proportion of its population
Than state of Idaho
Will soon surpass Wyoming and many other states
Despite a huge far-flung population
And a late start
Great for India...but we gotta get moving
Multipurpose Room 10/11/21
Blinded By the Light 10/11/21
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Early Bird Special 10/11/21
Christina Ricci marries hairdresser Mark Hampton.
Balmain designer Olivier Rousteing survives fireplace explosion.
Gordon Ramsey comtemplating fatherhood again.