Saturday, November 28, 2020
Friday, November 27, 2020
Feel Good Friday 11/27/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/27/20
Haven't done this for a while. Open the picture for awesomeness. pic.twitter.com/mlk8CzXFAq
— Mark Pinsent (@markpinsent) November 25, 2020
Me trying to get my life together pic.twitter.com/1CnKVtXsBU
— Rad Tasia, Powerful Moon Seer (@GroovyTasia) November 24, 2020
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. pic.twitter.com/lp4eYqr1jd
— mikey meatballs (@mikeyil) November 25, 2020
my self esteem only has two modes pic.twitter.com/kODm676sij
— grovy 🥭 📀 (@grovymango) November 26, 2020
Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit, and resulted in this: THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. pic.twitter.com/B3mQWmQgXq
— Harry (@HarrietMould) November 26, 2020
this might be the most embarrassed i have ever been pic.twitter.com/tqrKjjn8ta
— supertramp (@alexsoupertramp) November 25, 2020
Show and Tell 11/27/20
What you need right now is an incredibly talented woman in a fantastic dress playing jazz on the bagpipes, you do pic.twitter.com/7mogOGaYma
— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) November 25, 2020
Idk why this has me so weak LMFAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/Ey5N4wp9o4
— LO BAND$ 💋 (@LondynnTheDoll) November 25, 2020
This rare phenomenon is called "Baikal Zen", where rocks lying on the surface of frozen lakes are heated by sunlight that emits infrared rays, melting the ice below. When the sun sets, the ice freezes again, creating these incredible frozen near-impossible structures. pic.twitter.com/KlJI1tbOKT
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) November 26, 2020
If you’re alone this thanksgiving, just remember: it’s the perfect time to eat an entire baked garlic
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) November 26, 2020
just got ps0 pic.twitter.com/AAg4xDTD2O
— RespectfulPosts (@RespectfulPosts) November 24, 2020
This National Dog show about to be straight comedy. pic.twitter.com/dYdAIHEDa2
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) November 26, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/27/20
Me on all my social media apps after I take one good picture pic.twitter.com/t3hxwu83PV
— TЯACE (@scruched) November 24, 2020
My Dad once took a BDSM leather making class without knowing what BDSM was.
— Jol Jol (@theWALKOWSKI) November 25, 2020
At the end of the course he gave me this pom pom to “use while cheering for the Detroit Lions”. pic.twitter.com/o2lq4JjfeY
person: how is life going??
— broken (@slumbersadness) November 25, 2020
me: pic.twitter.com/HpbK9nRNUB
suck a man’s dick and he cums for a day. remove a man’s rib and he cums for a lifetime.
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) November 25, 2020
therapist asked me if id seen 500 days of summer which i think was his way of telling me i am the problem
— rishi! (@rishipuff) November 24, 2020
I be in trader joe’s with no list just vibes
— S Dot🇧🇧🇻🇨 (@sdotjames7) November 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/27/20
Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. ‘We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied
— Oobah Butler (@Oobahs) November 25, 2020
Every time someone cough now😩 pic.twitter.com/FMOmlXZUFD
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) November 26, 2020
The opposite of an anti-vaxxer is a Vaxxinista
— Sabina Meschke (@sabinameschke) November 25, 2020
Wyoming's governor has resisted calls for a mask mandate. Now he has the coronavirus. https://t.co/cX1SiQWX2v
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 26, 2020
UH OH—Top Glove, the world’s largest manufacturer of latex gloves, will shut down more than half its factories after nearly 2,500 of its workers (42% positivity) tested positive for #COVID19 amidst a surge in demand for its gloves. https://t.co/2llcDzKrnD
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) November 26, 2020
Government scientists estimate that the true number of coronavirus infections in the U.S. is eight times the reported number of 12.5 million, meaning "most of the country remains at risk," the team reports. https://t.co/HN0bG1PxvE
— NPR (@NPR) November 26, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/27/20
Blinded By the Light 11/27/20
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Early Bird Special 11/27/20
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Happy Thanksgiving 2020
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Deep Thoughts 11/25/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/25/20
Is it mean to get my husband a gift I know he won't like so that I can have it
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 25, 2020
old people just be cooking. no recipes, no measurements, just vibes.
— finegodmother (@finegodmother) November 23, 2020
The sun clocking out every day at 3 pm pic.twitter.com/fseKSEWTb3
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) November 24, 2020
I just learned that what I’ve always thought of as “old house smell” is actually the smell of dead mice!
— Helen Rosner (@hels) November 24, 2020
I keep getting pushed ads for this bed. I believe the model is called "I've Given Up." pic.twitter.com/anGv7lYe2O
— Kristen Meinzer (@kristenmeinzer) November 24, 2020
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) November 24, 2020
Show and Tell 11/25/20
imo movie stars are more good-looking now, and yet more sexless, than they’ve ever been
— rax ‘adriana la cerva's IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 22, 2020
The only good moment of the last ten months was when my husband couldn’t remember the phrase Crunchwrap Supreme so instead he called it a Wraptimus Prime
— Helen Rosner (@hels) November 22, 2020
Everyone needs to see this squirrel that’s off it’s tits drunk on fermented pears pic.twitter.com/P2JJ60ml0Z
— Taffin (@i124nk8) November 21, 2020
Important Q: when you look at my cat’s chest, do you see a.) a vase or b.) 2 men about to kiss pic.twitter.com/VhdAnrijuo
— Sam 👻 (@sam_antics) November 24, 2020
me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?
— sara david (@SaraQDavid) November 24, 2020
I watched a movie last night called A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) and I cannot stress enough that I did not edit this clip in any way. pic.twitter.com/ovePROXcgC
— KAZMER (@EXKazmer) November 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/25/20
What started as a routine flyover suddenly took a turn after Utah officers stumbled upon a shiny, mysterious monolith in the middle of the desert https://t.co/s2fIYEXvjr pic.twitter.com/3qhtW96PdI
— CNN (@CNN) November 24, 2020
Currently pic.twitter.com/t5ZB9M9i41
— jimmy(frog husband) (@sushicat563) November 24, 2020
surely there is some country for old men
— dune opinions account (@fellawhomstdve) November 23, 2020
I jus be chillin and all of a sudden my ear go eᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉe
— G. (@Grahyms) November 23, 2020
Frankenstein (1818) pic.twitter.com/yROK0SvrjT
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) November 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/25/20
here's how rampant COVID is in LA County now
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) November 24, 2020
on Sept. 14, officials estimated that 1 out of every 1,061 Angelenos was currently infectious with COVID. on Oct. 1, it was 1 in 950. on Nov. 2, 1 out of 670. on Nov. 9, 1 in 580.
by Nov. 16, it was 1 in 250. and it's only going up
88,080 people currently hospitalized with Covid-19 in the US. This is the highest number of Covid-19 hospitalizations the nation has ever experienced, according to the Covid Tracking Project
— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) November 25, 2020
Oxford vaccine tells virus about how it went to oxford until the virus gets annoyed and leaves the body.
— Jason Dutton (@DuttonChemistry) November 23, 2020
when we get the vaccine the first thing I’m gonna do is stay home by choice
— priyanka mattoo (@naanking) November 23, 2020
Public health warnings: “Don’t travel for Thanksgiving holidays.”
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) November 24, 2020
Americans: “hold my beer”. #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/0RNVomK6f5
Multipurpose Room 11/25/20
Blinded By the Light 11/25/20
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Early Bird Special 11/25/20
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/24/20
I still can’t believe I got to watch this happen with my own two eyes pic.twitter.com/ihYmOsue6S
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 20, 2020
I’ve been laughing at this TikTok for 24 hours. pic.twitter.com/ZTN5qBwEGo
— T. Kyle 🏳️🌈 (@tkylemac) November 20, 2020
14 years ago, @britneyspears and I invented the selfie ❤️ #LegendsOnly pic.twitter.com/R6M4lOqNRH
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) November 20, 2020
every day I don’t buy chips
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) November 20, 2020
every day I search my house for chips
rest in peace to a king pic.twitter.com/xs5PSNI7Kg
— dylan (@spiritnght) November 19, 2020
Happy National “I ain’t doing shit at work” week.
— 11.20.20📚 (@rnbease) November 23, 2020
Show and Tell 11/24/20
me every single second i’m on twitter pic.twitter.com/ofJW0llnUB
— muso moon says revolution (@musomoon) November 20, 2020
“we have guests go get the fancy cups” pic.twitter.com/71jQA1EURZ
— sam (@Celona100k) November 20, 2020
lmao Alan Rickman was savage af pic.twitter.com/7MhY6v2JZ7
— Kay Taylor Rea (@kaytaylorrea) November 20, 2020
I used face app to merge all the beatles together and it created this
— Super Mary Advance 2: Super Mary World 💖 (@MaryInTheStars) November 20, 2020
behold
the beatle. pic.twitter.com/nM4zgTgcXg
i would like to introduce you all to one of the funniest tik toks of all time pic.twitter.com/d2dYDlP9im
— rohan ramdin (@rohanramdni) November 19, 2020
Think it's fucked up that dogs don't live as long as humans. That's some dark shit
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) November 20, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/24/20
Me when it was definitely a breakdown. pic.twitter.com/oNiQ9GKcWM
— Chris Hanna (@Chris_Hanna) November 23, 2020
one time i told my doctor i ate candy every day but it’s fine bc ive never tried hard drugs and she was like “hard drugs one time is not as bad as candy every day”
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) November 23, 2020
Imagine how fuckin uncomfortable the other kids in this class were https://t.co/dIsV1tovtz
— chad michaelson (@eggshellfriend) November 22, 2020
I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!” my family would never speak to me again pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr
— dylan (@dylaneatswings) November 23, 2020
help pic.twitter.com/0YZZZdTiPu
— :3 (@ihatefilmmajors) November 23, 2020
sea urchins protect themselves by putting rocks and shells on their "heads" so apparently if u give them tiny hats they will put them on and wear them pic.twitter.com/6antYfDKNb
— Val (@valfrogkamen) November 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/24/20
Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) November 21, 2020
It may be a little early, but Thanksgiving wouldn’t be the same without Wanda & Jamal.
— Briana Whitney (@BrianaWhitney) November 21, 2020
In 2016 they went viral when she accidentally texted him instead of her real grandson.
But this year they honor Wanda’s husband Lonnie, who passed from COVID. Their story tonight ❤️ #azfamily pic.twitter.com/kRl9mjgCPs
Crowds at Sky Harbor: The day after the CDC recommended people cancel their Thanksgiving travel plans, #azfamily viewer Ed Westerfield caught this scene of passengers waiting at their gates pic.twitter.com/r9gIhWlbek
— Max Gorden (@Max_Gorden) November 21, 2020
Important new info from @CDCgov: Nearly 60% of of #covid19 infections are spread by asymptomatic people.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) November 21, 2020
-24% transmit coronavirus to others & never develop symptoms themselves
-35% transmit before they themselves have symptoms (& don't know they're ill)https://t.co/bwx4I4TJ3U
You gotta start treating the pandemic like the zombie apocalypse and just assume that people are hiding their zombie bites because I guarantee you that you have friends/family who will not own up to being positive or refuse to get tested, or won't quarantine bc they feel fine.
— Emily Coleman (@editoremilye) November 18, 2020
Here's what an ER doc told me about Thanksgiving when I asked yesterday: pic.twitter.com/nlNgbD7jFf
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) November 20, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/24/20
Blinded By the Light 11/24/20
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Early Bird Special 11/24/20
Monday, November 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/23/20
diana sleeping during royal events...iconic to me pic.twitter.com/nPwrxbiLM0
— best of diana (@dianaofhearts) November 21, 2020
2. He’ll try to build a dam out of anything. So adorable and fascinating. https://t.co/ikQwp9ny69 pic.twitter.com/V7V4OgYyPk
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 22, 2020
Susan Saradon in Stepmom whenever Julia Roberts talks to her kids pic.twitter.com/oC9LKyr7dM
— Jordan Appugliesi (@JordanApps) November 22, 2020
“In a damn pandemic?!”
— ahmad g. (@_BrothaG) November 22, 2020
—me, at least twice a day
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) November 22, 2020
did you know you can put your dog in a lobster costume anytime you want pic.twitter.com/9dsMrcAyLP
— rax ‘adriana la cerva's IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 21, 2020
Show and Tell 11/23/20
them: what’ve you been up to?
— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) November 22, 2020
me: oh all sorts
all sorts: pic.twitter.com/41MzkQrnJN
Will I even remember how to hang with my friends? I feel like we’re gonna sit around looking at each other taking turns saying “can you believe this?!”
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) November 23, 2020
if cat not enjoy being held... why baby sized?
— lydia the lesbian velma dinkley (@thelmadinkley) November 22, 2020
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 22, 2020
This is amazing. Moose, bobcat, bears, porcupines, prairie dogs, all using this overpass made for wildlife, day and night. https://t.co/NxXfLkvIve
— Bill Buster Is Your Xmas Angel (@wtb6chiny) November 22, 2020
Made for TV romcoms be like "if you weren't so FOCUSED on being an independent woman and having a successful cAREER you could have a turtle farmer from a tiny town with no Starbucks and one diner where if you say u want a cappuccino they will laugh in ur face!"
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) November 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/23/20
just watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time in years.
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 22, 2020
Not only is Ferris a sociopath but the entire plot is Ferris psychologically mindfucking Cameron to get him to murder his father for no other reason that to just to see if he can get away with it
i hope every year they keep adding princess switches and in 2035 there will be seventeen vanessa hudgens princesses
— fat jon boyega (@larryowenslive) November 21, 2020
Father God your people are tired. pic.twitter.com/LiixkA8ksH
— 🖤 (@ShESavag3) November 21, 2020
fav this tweet if you think Dolly Parton should replace George washington on the dollar bill then we could call it a dolly bill
— comrade pull out princess (@Kate_Foster14) November 20, 2020
women only want three things and it's pic.twitter.com/5usx2Ie2gh
— val from daria (@HarronWawker) November 22, 2020
I hope Meghan Markle plays herself on the next season of The Crown.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 21, 2020
pride AND prejudice? in this economy??
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/23/20
Nearly half of 83 people who attended a recent Ohio wedding test positive for Covid-19, making it the latest super-spreader event amid a nationwide surge. https://t.co/RQJXmX6utV
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) November 18, 2020
Me watching restaurants and bars putting up enclosed tents pic.twitter.com/V1Uiav9n5Q
— Andrew Taverrite (@AndrewTaverrite) November 22, 2020
Thanksgiving Advice: stay home, get chonky! pic.twitter.com/ia5eO5nAcB
— Lorenzo The Cat (@LorenzoTheCat) November 22, 2020
Americans celebrating Thanksgiving by spreading disease is actually an incredibly accurate way to honor the holiday.
— Victor LaValle (@victorlavalle) November 22, 2020
y’all are like “going to my grand parents for thanksgiving 🤗” baby that’s the last supper
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) November 22, 2020
COVID fatigue is a real & we’re all exhausted, but I suspect a lot is actually *decision* fatigue.
— Ellie Murray (@EpiEllie) November 21, 2020
The absence of clear rules, information, and guidance means having to think through our every action to decide what feels safest. Good leadership would give us all a break.
it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries
— the paisan next door (@doinkpatrol) November 21, 2020
Thread:
A note from abroad: Realizing now that I've been 5 days out of US that many folks back home don't realize how other countries might be living with the 'Rona. Here is what it was like to come to Taiwan. I think we could maybe learn a coupla things... /1 #COVID
— Alice Wu (@thatalicewu) November 21, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/23/20
Blinded By the Light 11/23/20
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