Saturday, December 18, 2021
Friday, December 17, 2021
Feel Good Friday 12/17/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/17/21
MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY pic.twitter.com/zToVNTs7F2
— SarahFatemiComedy (@SarakiJoon) December 6, 2021
My mother and her friends just ate the girls up … pic.twitter.com/iWkq7vrKfZ
— BRIM. (@Breezybrim_) December 7, 2021
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA pic.twitter.com/S6LUkTzTCN
— g (@improbablestark) December 6, 2021
actually i don’t need gas anymore pic.twitter.com/ZleVKHKJ5j
— Nova (@novaslaps) December 5, 2021
Still laughing at this stupid meme pic.twitter.com/brAzMzcx3J
— ɯɐɥɔ qoɹ (@robcham) December 5, 2021
Show and Tell: 12/17/21
What’s going on? pic.twitter.com/LxRB28hN63
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon) December 11, 2021
You’re telling me that some people get in their bed every single night knowing they will definitely fall asleep within a reasonable amount of time?
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) December 11, 2021
What is this witchcraft
i just be minding my business next thing you know a payment is due
— TrendSetter ⭐️ (@h8kye) December 11, 2021
whoever invented deodorant was fed tf
— d🐬n (@ClitPizza) December 11, 2021
up💀
Kim cattrall should do a peloton ad
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/17/21
The reason It's a Wonderful Life (1946) holds up so well is that George's line, "You know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?" has somehow not aged even slightly.
— Doctor Handsome 🇺🇸 (@sovietdisco) December 9, 2021
— King Cozy 🥓 (@AddBaconn) December 8, 2021
netflix needa stop putting movies they don’t have in their search suggestions
— 𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 (@wydccalamity) December 9, 2021
Unlearning past habits that no longer serve you is self care.
— Chris Ruden (@ChrisRuden) December 8, 2021
Me : I'll take a short nap
— ✫ (@irissvibes) December 9, 2021
Also me 4 hours later : pic.twitter.com/y0xWyPNMk1
Multipurpose Room 12/17/21
Blinded By the Light 12/17/21
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Early Bird Special 12/17/21
Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their second child together.
Sex and the City star Chris Noth accused of sexual assault.
Thursday, December 16, 2021
Deep Thoughts 12/16/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/16/21
If a doctor says I need it why can my insurance company tell me I don't?
— Eddie (@SoSocialism) December 6, 2021
THEY’RE JUST NAPPING LIKE THIS. pic.twitter.com/UclxUfYH3u
— Papa John Misty (@bradcandoit) December 6, 2021
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) December 8, 2021
“nsfw” is such a dumb phrase. what if you work at the dicksucking factory? checkmate idiot
— mattie (@Lubchansky) December 8, 2021
Dishwashers are simply not designed for the modern bowl-based diet
— Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast) December 7, 2021
Show and Tell: 12/16/21
Introducing … #Hendrix!!!! 🐈⬛ 🎄 pic.twitter.com/EqPTNFmPaV
— jlo (@JLo) December 11, 2021
FYI, we're a sensitive lot. https://t.co/t6l1T4pj9y
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) December 11, 2021
penn with his pink buzzcut pic.twitter.com/xQjiRIh4tO
— best of penn badgley (@badgleypics) December 10, 2021
When you drive past someone fine af pic.twitter.com/0yKWNHzD9Q
— ✨ (@iVibeFr) December 10, 2021
Me trying to see if I hate my outfit 2 min before I leave pic.twitter.com/xuoDHLCepJ
— Muted. Argue with yourself. (@___inCANdescent) December 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/16/21
everybody has that friend that is naturally funny for no reason 😂😂
— ✫ (@irissvibes) December 10, 2021
This looks like the hardest level in Piano Hero https://t.co/t1EFunjenj
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) December 11, 2021
Everytime i'm home alone the house start acting funny
— Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) December 10, 2021
everyone hates NFTs because we all suspected they were stupid and then we were culturally forced to learn about them and they're way stupider than what we even thought
— cullen 'swamp trash' crawford (@HelloCullen) December 9, 2021
“ok… you absolutely deserve a reward” - me to myself when i do the bare minimum
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) December 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/16/21
When Mayo Clinic sends out an SOS, you know the 💩 has really hit the fan. https://t.co/9yvezhC2az
— Emily Porter, M.D. (@dremilyportermd) December 14, 2021
YOUR MOM IS SO OLD she’s at an elevated risk for Covid and I hope she’s taking extra steps to ensure her safety during this frightening time
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 14, 2021
UK reports its highest number of daily coronavirus cases since pandemic began, with 78,610 people testing positivehttps://t.co/6tY7Y7FEr9
— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) December 15, 2021
It’s shaping up to be a hard winter. Get vaccinated and boosted, mask up indoors, test if exposed or sick, and modulate your activities based on your risk, what’s important to do, and how much Covid is spreading.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 15, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/16/21
Blinded By the Light 12/16/21
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Early Bird Special 12/16/21
Ben Affleck blames his drinking problem on marriage to Jennifer Garner. Yikes.
Keira Knightly recalls almost suffering a major red carpet wardrobe malfunction.
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Deep Thoughts 12/15/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/15/21
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 8, 2021
I didn’t use to believe in love at first sight but tonight on the subway a man tapped me on the shoulder on and said “sorry to bother you but this is really important” and then proceeded to show me a meme of a cat
— Becca Foley (@beccapfoley) December 7, 2021
one thing abt me ima go to sleep idc what is not done
— ℜ𝔢𝔶 (@reyydrew) December 8, 2021
I bring gift! pic.twitter.com/bfc4XtBQWG
— 9GAG (@9GAG) December 8, 2021
Hate when i first meet someone & I'm all shy & awkward like this is not me i swear just wait😭😭
— ✫ (@irissvibes) December 7, 2021
Show and Tell: 12/15/21
— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) December 12, 2021
Samantha moved to London the second Miranda asked her to read White Fragility.
— George Civeris (@georgeciveris) December 11, 2021
“And Jean killed me right over there.” pic.twitter.com/kgKZqmstpt
— Kirk (@KirkBeattie) December 11, 2021
if i don't buy a little treat (coffee, tea, boba, or small snack) for myself every day i will literally die
— megan (@chismosavirus) December 11, 2021
just had a squirrel square up to us pic.twitter.com/iKuJ4Xy1G8
— heidi cain (@heidicainx) December 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/15/21
Them: who tf cries when they're angry??
— TANIMOLA 🦅 (@Mikegrinjr1) December 10, 2021
Me:😭 pic.twitter.com/h4LTJq2nnV
Me Ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing in to it. pic.twitter.com/5bu1swMb9s
— 🥀 (@lowkyhurt) December 10, 2021
why are Rottweiler SO beautiful pic.twitter.com/udwEcbaJEN
— Juls 🍂 (@Outrobabyy) December 10, 2021
i just wanna tell everyone that my new ADHD meds coupled with my anti depressants are amazing. i haven’t felt this confident or happy or motivated since i was like 15.
— god tier hoochie ❤️🔥 (@_benjvmins_) December 10, 2021
flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room then pretending they can't get out. grow tf up
— CocoBaby🌹🌼 (@steph_augustina) December 10, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/15/21
Blinded By the Light 12/15/21
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Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/14/21
every comedian after the pandemic pic.twitter.com/kC1Y13QyXe
— caroling (@carolinetwyman) December 7, 2021
That one leg out the blanket will really cool ya whole body down 😂
— Steppa 🤫🥶💙💫 (@kingsteppa718) December 8, 2021
i hate it when im tryna spell a word and autocorrect can’t either
— hector 🧸 (@sheluvhec) December 8, 2021
if a tiktok got u laughing the comments gon have you gasping for air
— 𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 (@wydccalamity) December 8, 2021
whoever normalized $65 hoodies &
— 𝐈𝐜𝐲 ひ (@IcyJaime) December 8, 2021
$80 sweatpants needs to be jumped
Show and Tell: 12/14/21
— Quokka Every Hour (@quokkaeveryhour) December 11, 2021
I think I’ve just found my favourite TikTok trend 🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 pic.twitter.com/L6B3NdrAbR
— Blay 🤞🏿🇬🇭 (@Blayofficial) December 11, 2021
Usher kills me everytime thinking he was in the middle 😂 https://t.co/8O8jhlFZLg
— bae. (@bahjarodriguez) December 11, 2021
dudes rock pic.twitter.com/RYA25UX4Dr
— INSANE CLOWN PUSSY 🤡 (@yeetnpark) December 11, 2021
The need to have many tabs open at once goes back many generations. https://t.co/kLM73MZ7sY
— Matthew Dean Hindman (@ProfHindman) December 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/14/21
the HR-ification of romance is a plague https://t.co/ryljKVAepG
— known gaslighter (@AFABRocky) December 10, 2021
maybe a controversial take but car headlights are too bright these days. every single SUV is equipped with like military grade halogen retina destroyers. jeep grand cherokee drivin around with the 9/11 memorial spotlights on the front. lighthouse-ass chevy tahoes. grow up
— Jack Crosbie (@jscros) December 11, 2021
— No Contexts Cats (@nocontextscats) December 10, 2021
Close down Tik Tok. I found the best one. pic.twitter.com/7emCcumjx9
— Ted The Just Okay (@teddow) December 10, 2021
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/14/21
NEW—“Omicron is producing hospitalizations & sadly at least 1 patient has now died with #Omicron. The idea that this is somehow a milder version of virus—we need to set [aside] & recognize the sheer pace at which it accelerates.” @BorisJohnson #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/wnBf9LTFUF
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 13, 2021
NEW—Norway will ban the serving of alcohol in bars & restaurants, impose stricter rules in schools & speed up vaccinations to limit an expected surge of the #Omicron variant. 🇳🇴 just set record highs in both #COVID19 cases & hospitalizations. https://t.co/Xbw4Zszwxk
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 13, 2021
NEW—More than 84 people who attended a nightclub in New South Wales 🇦🇺 have tested positive for #COVID19, with many “likely to be diagnosed with the #Omicron strain”, says @NSWHealth. https://t.co/k75p2uXRvl
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 13, 2021
BREAKING: Public health officials will reinstate an indoor mask mandate for Los Angeles residents as coronavirus cases rise just one month after California reopened its economy; the mandate will apply to everyone regardless of vaccination status. https://t.co/THsxIU84QV
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) July 15, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/14/21
Blinded By the Light 12/14/21
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Early Bird Special 12/14/21
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills halts production as three cast members test positive for Coronavirus.
Adam McKay sits down for an interview with The Guardian.
Monday, December 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/13/21
I am begging you to read this engagement announcement from my parents’ local paper pic.twitter.com/3u0smQPRfX
— Atom Atkinson (@AtomAtkinson) December 9, 2021
“wyd tonight?”
— 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖘 🩸 (@mgbalenchey) December 8, 2021
First of all, I’m already in bed.
It feels like things got so bad they stopped making Black Mirror.
— Ian Abramson (@ianabramson) December 8, 2021
are you kiddin me w this puss in boots ass bitch pic.twitter.com/lINc8BweOb
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) December 8, 2021
I imagine this is what the entrance to heaven looks like: pic.twitter.com/D0um4ddYwz
— David in Chicago☮️ (@DASfxChicago) December 8, 2021
Show and Tell 12/13/21
Zoetrope coffee cup. https://t.co/DUahO5B7Jz
— Elizabeth McCracken (@elizmccracken) December 12, 2021
It’s hard to be sad when this thing lives in my house pic.twitter.com/hwG7Icty7t
— amy (@peachofababy) December 11, 2021
Every goddamn time when I was broke pic.twitter.com/UpJ0swbcrw
— Socialist NWO Sting (@commienwosting) December 12, 2021
Manakeesh 🎞⏲ this is for all my cheese bread lovers pic.twitter.com/k8tTxTOs42
— 🐘 (@mariyyum) December 11, 2021
Our final show at The Greek💔 https://t.co/gS8PRtXRl2
— Micky Dolenz (@TheMickyDolenz1) December 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/13/21
gen-z bring these back next pic.twitter.com/lvmkF5MxCO
— sextina acab-fina (@giltcomplex) December 10, 2021
Keanu Reeves laughing at the concept of NFT’s makes me like him that much more. pic.twitter.com/qHWd2EKSTn
— SPENCE, TODD (@Todd_Spence) December 11, 2021
Meet the student bringing Black illustrations to the medical field. https://t.co/CRCDLPeRvR pic.twitter.com/fb8vVyNTiy
— NBC News (@NBCNews) December 10, 2021
Gynecologist: *steps out for you to undress*
— #WearThatMini (@PeshAhumuza) December 8, 2021
Also them two minutes later: https://t.co/2ZqESTpIMW pic.twitter.com/dht91gzEje
I woke up and my room was pink. pic.twitter.com/z3cxGdxG5D
— sia (@sialdn) December 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/13/21
Both I and Michael Phelps know how to swim. https://t.co/22vZm0TS1F
— Kevin Nimmock (@KevinCTV) December 11, 2021
Covid alert raised to level 4 in UK as Omicron cases surge https://t.co/pUXmJxtJRu
— The Guardian (@guardian) December 12, 2021
Doctors & nurses in UK 🇬🇧 are too traumatized and refusing to be redeployed to #COVID19 hospital wards with the looming #Omicron surge approaching. If & when the hospitalizations rise… I pray everyone listening is #vaccinated & #boosted, or else the 🏥 may not have enough beds. pic.twitter.com/B5xIOHxqGF
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 12, 2021
BREAKING—The president of South Africa 🇿🇦 has tested positive for #COVID19 after feeling “unwell” earlier today. He was fully vaccinated — thought variant not mentioned — at this point it’s presumably #Omicron. He is receiving treatment — his press office is calling it “mild”. https://t.co/KwKNPIJwvc
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 12, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/13/21
Blinded By the Light 12/13/21
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Early Bird Special 12/13/21
The Monkees' Michael Nesmith has passed away at the age of 78.
Anne Rice has passed away at the age of 80.
The Hollywood Reporter held a Songwriter Roundtable Interview.