Saturday, December 11, 2021
Friday, December 10, 2021
Feel Good Friday 12/10/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/10/21
Caesar was mad adorable this morning. pic.twitter.com/l0eJdOmZAO
— Linduh Evangelista (@marcuslmorris) November 29, 2021
"It's been so long! How's life been treating you!?"
— aborteddreams (@aborteddreams) November 29, 2021
Me: pic.twitter.com/HAFwZGMy3v
sleep hits different when you are not supposed to be sleepingππ
— isabella π¦ (@iisabellaxgray) November 29, 2021
I find it very manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our true colors as if our nice & happy side the fake us
— Nate the Great π€✨ (@Nbailey16) November 29, 2021
me in a half hour meeting: this could’ve been an email
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 29, 2021
me sending an email: this took me all day
Show and Tell 12/10/21
thought i was going Number Two, but accidentally went Number Three π¬π¬ pic.twitter.com/VyblHKEOoA
— SARAH SQUIRM (@SarahSquirm) December 3, 2021
Heads up: They've come up with a new buzzword to describe desperately working multiple jobs just to survive. pic.twitter.com/oDVnZKbGZA
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) December 3, 2021
new fish just dropped pic.twitter.com/iFnQ3XdQS2
— mar (@shrimpliker) December 3, 2021
introverts after going out two whole nights in a row pic.twitter.com/TGRYbXiQC0
— Gracie (@wtfjummy) December 3, 2021
This has to be in the top 5 funniest tiktoks this year ππ pic.twitter.com/DWxK1wQvqw
— tel (@TelliOnline) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/10/21
Worst thing you can do while cleaning up is sit down for a minute ππ€¦π½♀️
— αΆ α΅α΅Λ‘Λ’π₯ (@onlyfeelx) December 1, 2021
Our first day of shooting of “Only Murders in the Building!” We’re all happy to be back. pic.twitter.com/avTv3AF27a
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) December 1, 2021
Why did I expect it to start flying pic.twitter.com/A3VzZVXSTM
— Filo (@filodxxn) December 1, 2021
Naturally coloured eggs showing the variations produced by different chicken breeds. pic.twitter.com/iHVFH3w0PH
— Mark Stephens (@MarksLarks) December 1, 2021
you sure are bud pic.twitter.com/g3Pgvo5pA9
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 1, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/10/21
COVID Update: 2 weeks ago we said we would know a lot more about Omicron in 2 weeks.
— Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ (@ASlavitt) December 9, 2021
I’ve rounded up the best scientific opinions to share a consensus. 1/
I’ve been concerned about the rise of #COVID19 & hospitalizations this winter even before #OmicronVariant. The #Delta wave is bad enough - and capacity is now lower than last year in many parts. I shudder about what may happen when Omicron truly hits. π https://t.co/t3aNCjlSfX
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 9, 2021
Even without Omicron, the US would be facing difficult months ahead. Plain truth: It's likely going to be a hard winter, but we can reduce Covid transmission and save lives by increasing vaccinations, masking up, and balancing risks and benefits.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 9, 2021
The US will hit 800,000 Covid deaths by next wk. Without vaccine mandates we’ll reach one million Covid deaths in America by Q1-2 next yr. For last 6 months + from now until Q1-2 2022, almost all of these deaths among unvaccinated. Roughly 350,000 lives senselessly thrown away
— Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD (@PeterHotez) December 9, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/10/21
Blinded By the Light 12/10/21
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Early Bird Special 12/10/21
Olivia Wilde is on the cover of Vogue.
Cary Elwes talks working for Marlon Brando when he was starting out in Hollywood.
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/9/21
therapists: have a good day! ily text me
— NOT many of u bitches can say that π πΎ♀️ (@almondtiddies) November 29, 2021
psychiatrists: pic.twitter.com/xoh4QZgu3o
this ate and i'm so serious https://t.co/tXcGQuFlD3
— zae (@ItsZaeOk) November 28, 2021
We’ve come full circle pic.twitter.com/SuBb2K3W54
— Niki Tonsky (@nikitonsky) November 29, 2021
They don’t want you to know about triple hung curved glass windows pic.twitter.com/x2jFicxrpo
— Chicago Party Urbanist (@Eric_Erins) November 29, 2021
J’ACCUZE: My new reality show where small claims court is held in hot tubs
— Wayne Cousins (@cousinwayne) November 29, 2021
Show and Tell 12/9/21
Listen…..I’ve been laughing all week. https://t.co/9CcG29faw5 pic.twitter.com/HSYYCF2Fgh
— SugaHoneyIcedTea (@Lauren_Levi) December 3, 2021
I don't make a ton of mistakes at work but when I do I make them in front of the same person every single time who must think I am the dumbest person ever to live
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) December 3, 2021
My husband told me when he starts thinking about stuff that’s too heavy and depressing he goes “scarecrow mode” and I was like what’s that and he was like “I think about a scarecrow for a while and then I laugh”
— The Only Living Dead Girl in New York (@missjellinsky) December 2, 2021
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 3, 2021
When you stand in your parents' bedroom doorway at 1:47 AM to tell them you threw up. pic.twitter.com/KHB4FADxnn
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/9/21
whenever a frozen pizza says to put it directly on the rack i’m like you crazy son of a bitch. we might just pull this off
— Maddy Gross ✿ (@TheirMaddesty) December 2, 2021
my cat meowing at my corpse because i was late on feeding him wet food pic.twitter.com/hPc75zu1C7
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 2, 2021
u want me to listen to music. the thing that made missy elliott lose control
— old tom (@YuckyTom) December 1, 2021
The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before pic.twitter.com/fEy4QnVRKE
— Jon (@giftedrascal) December 1, 2021
look i just think you can either get shit done before 3 p.m. or after 3 p.m. but not both. you have to choose
— danielle tcholakian (@danielleiat) December 1, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/9/21
Blinded By the Light 12/9/21
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Wednesday, December 8, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/8/21
People in LA when the weather drops below 68 degrees: pic.twitter.com/jF6AqEc28e
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) November 30, 2021
What's upsetting about hearing my neighbor have sex is realizing she can hear me ask my dog if we're best friends multiple times a day
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) November 30, 2021
If I was Tyra Banks I would live everyday in fear of the inevitable Netflix or HBO documentary of ANTM
— MATERIAL GWORL! (@LOUIS_via_ROMA) November 30, 2021
Being lied to really triggers the Joe Goldberg in me π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²
— π₯Keyπ₯ (@KeyBonita25) November 30, 2021
I love how at the airport nothing is real
— connor Wood (@fibulaa) November 29, 2021
Show and Tell 12/8/21
this painting is called "still life with green soup" which I feel rather buries the lede pic.twitter.com/vChnMjDhwo
— Amy (@lolennui) December 4, 2021
They wanted to beat Diane tf DOWN. pic.twitter.com/kpUmS8CzdI
— jett. (@madebyjett) December 4, 2021
Dude's just really leaning into it now pic.twitter.com/ehDPRxXuGt
— Edward DeRuiter (@edwardderuiter) December 4, 2021
Why is everyone acting nostalgic for normal every days things you can still do today https://t.co/7USHd630Rx
— Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat) December 4, 2021
Kelendria Brianne Clarkson has not been bodying covers for literally two decades for y’all to be acting brand new over this!!! https://t.co/1xnxa9jg88
— Kathleen Newman-Bremang (@KathleenNB) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/8/21
When the Cat King saw the breadth of his kingdom,he said behold humans, bow down. pic.twitter.com/QAV2rTkCgB
— Nurses Against Dick Pics. (@ClaudetteGGibs1) December 2, 2021
Me when I buy something I didn’t need bc I was having a bad day pic.twitter.com/JrsmS6hVAu
— π°ππΈ ♡ (@_ariannaa88) December 2, 2021
STOP being okay with everything. You deserve to be treated right.
— Calvin | Kiwi (@Kiwiuh) December 2, 2021
*opens eyes at 7am*
— πππ² γ² (@IcyJaime) December 2, 2021
Me: I can't wait to go bed tonight
A few years ago I started texting joke ideas to myself and after a few months I found out I’d typed my own number wrong when I got a text back that “please stop doing this”
— Cassandra Dee (@TheCassandraDee) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/8/21
“#Omicron spreads fast, this we do know. One of the earliest US cases was a Minnesota man who attended an anime convention in Manhattan. Of the 30 people he went with, 15 of his friends also have #COVID19… shocking…” (wait for the ending π)
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 7, 2021
HT @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow pic.twitter.com/HRozqCHXOM
Everyone who's eligible for a booster should get one. The more immunity you have, the better you'll be able to confront Delta, Omicron, or whatever Covid throws at us next.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 7, 2021
Annnnnnnnd… Cruise ship π³ COVID outbreak is back. New Orleans-disembarked ship has a probable #Omicron among them. Painful lessons from 2020 wants its damn money back. We just don’t learn in this pandemic do we? π’ 𧡠#COVID19 #MaskUp #ventilation #BoosterShots #cruiseship pic.twitter.com/zxJTWJcKE7
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 7, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/8/21
Blinded By the Light 12/8/21
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Early Bird Special 12/8/21
Halle Berry calls boyfriend Van Hunt the love of her life.
Holly Madison reflects on life at the Playboy Mansion ahead of new documentary series.
Jennifer Lawrence talks working with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/7/21
dinner is either canned soup and 5 cashews or a $40 doordash order
— kira (@kirapractor) November 30, 2021
Could a depressed person do THIS? *wears the same sweatpants for 4 days and only eats handfuls of cashews*
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) November 30, 2021
bro i can't hear without the subtitles on
— ΰΆ (@sadbotonli) November 30, 2021
whoever said onlyfans is just for sex work is dead wrong ‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/NYRIszjMpg
— moth ! (top 3% OF) (@hickorymoth) November 30, 2021
Instagram deadass shows me the same three photos on my timeline and sprinkles in photos of folks that they suggest I follow π The app is just so far gone and unenjoyable
— Tristin Brown (@trisquire) November 30, 2021
Show and Tell 12/7/21
if you eat breakfast every morning ima just assume you got your life figured out
— mu$ (@wthmus) December 4, 2021
'Pretty Little Liars' actor Julian Morris came out while celebrating his longtime relationship and said he's 'really moved by all the love and support.' https://t.co/uWn0v0golc
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 5, 2021
his time is now pic.twitter.com/oke1K1TM6s
— samta claus (@samcorb) December 4, 2021
can’t sleep...thinking about the two types of millennials pic.twitter.com/fv5ocTiHTS
— bianca xunise (@biancaxunise) December 4, 2021
This the most fucked up news I’ve seen in a minute. https://t.co/gVRJPw1C0o
— Yeah. Okay. (@KarlousM) December 4, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/7/21
I don’t like how if you do your job really well they start asking you to do other things for free because of it
— BRI (@BriMalandro) December 3, 2021
sometimes i talk to myself and we both laugh
— akram (@akrumxx) December 3, 2021
a lot of negative shit can be said about dog breeding and what we’ve done to the majestic wolf over the centuries but the fact that english bulldogs are born with what seems to be an inherent desire to skateboard is nothing short of beautiful
— old tom (@YuckyTom) December 3, 2021
being single is having hella options and liking none of them.
— πΆπππ π (@pxpimus) December 3, 2021
I am dying at this π pic.twitter.com/sOPBEoXH42
— SpookΓ© (@HeyItsTyy) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/7/21
I refuse to apologize for jinxing the human race https://t.co/7FyxLc3aiq
— Tom McKay (@thetomzone) November 30, 2021
So it’s an actual Santa shortage. They said over 300 people who played Santa died in the last year. You don’t pay attention to how many people died from covid till you read stuff like that
— KP (@Priceless_KP) December 6, 2021
The U.S. is close to having more than 200 million people fully vaccinated against the coronavirus.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 5, 2021
198 million residents — almost 60% of the population — were fully vaccinated as of Saturday, according to the CDC. https://t.co/03hmZgXHEx
26% of registered #Republicans say that absolutely, resolutely refuse #COVID19 #vaccination & the gap in vaxing is widening between GOP vs #Democrats.https://t.co/O9EN1ODZ8c pic.twitter.com/rSVnSlmdVw
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) December 6, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/7/21
Blinded By the Light 12/7/21
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Early Bird Special 12/7/21
Chris Noth talks Sex and the City Reboot.
Here are the nominees for the 2022 Critic's Choice Awards.
Monday, December 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/6/21
[manipulatively] are you gonna eat that
— clintoris (@clintoris) November 30, 2021
He cannot be stopped pic.twitter.com/u4VsQVhAoT
— Kevin H Jingle Bell πππ (@KevinHBell) December 1, 2021
you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) December 1, 2021
“Got Snapchat?” I have an address where you can send me roses mf
— lizbette πΈ (@gnzlz_19) December 1, 2021
Every microwave has a popcorn button and every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE that button. I'm tired of these flirty little games
— Casey Nowak (@IgnatzHaderach) December 1, 2021
Show and Tell 12/6/21
i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”
— trash jones (@jzux) December 4, 2021
Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ π
— Big Blue Drew (@BigBlueDrew33) December 4, 2021
We used to be a country. A proper country. pic.twitter.com/8Io22yTEOD
— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) December 4, 2021
one of the sluttiest things a dude can do is roll up his sleeves
— meredith (@dietz_meredith) December 4, 2021
I just know she’s eating the girls up at the wet gala https://t.co/Kb5votxaHC
— π π»michaelπ (@lamuraupdates) December 4, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/6/21
The newborn is the first pygmy hippo calf to arrive at the Australian zoo in over four years. https://t.co/NowK0ZtZWs
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) December 4, 2021
We all saw this coming.... pic.twitter.com/doHIaxtzGy
— Dr. Jason Johnson (@DrJasonJohnson) December 3, 2021
Junie ate the whole family up πππ pic.twitter.com/TQvUfbZYSg
— stas (@AstasiaWill) December 3, 2021
He says thanks for liking his sweater. pic.twitter.com/92iIBtukxV
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 4, 2021
"are u mad" no mf that's just my face
— ΰΆ (@sadbotonli) December 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/6/21
I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect. pic.twitter.com/GgXnqDsRIj
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 4, 2021
Thread:
1. A few of us warned about the consequences of allowing SARS-CoV-2 to spread in January and February 2020. We were called alarmists. We warned coronaviruses escape immunity over time as a result of waning immunity or viral evolution. We've now seen both with SARS-CoV-2.
— Adam Hamdy (@adamhamdy) December 4, 2021
All the stops includes required quarantine and post-arrival testing to all international travelers. Biden should also implement a domestic travel requirement: be tested or be vaccinated. This is not because of transmission during travel but prevention of spread at destination. https://t.co/w3Mb8HyaLM
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) December 4, 2021
In Hong Kong, #omicron positive individual infects someone across the hall at quarantine hotel. In Norway, 75% of people at indoor holiday party infected. Can we PLEASE stop leading with “wash your hands”, and give clear and accurate public health guidance since #COVIDisAirborne?
— Jon Levy (@jonlevyBU) December 4, 2021
Thread:
COVID Update: The anti-vaccine natural herd immunity-just go get COVID crowd has met their match … with reality. 1/
— Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ (@ASlavitt) December 4, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/6/21
Blinded By the Light 12/6/21
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Early Bird Special 12/6/21
Martha Stewart has a boyfriend.
Vanderpump Rules stars James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss have ended their engagement.
Cardi B named Playboy's first Creative Director in Residence.