Saturday, August 6, 2022
Friday, August 5, 2022
Feel Good Friday 8/5/22
Show and Tell 8/5/22
Cleansing your timeline with this! Here’s how ELENA got her copy of the @RollingStone article about BROS π pic.twitter.com/gxXTn0nefH
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 29, 2022
Face Rubs! pic.twitter.com/cBGRBjnrCD
— Nature Bestie (@NatureBestie) July 29, 2022
Me when I hear someone open a packet of biscuits.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) July 29, 2022
π₯: https://t.co/JXrCecH3i7 pic.twitter.com/1eWi4ZTCxP
Wanted to be alone pic.twitter.com/z38CICWDjp
— π©wildAnimalsπ (@Animals10wild1) July 29, 2022
First...the staredown...then...the dance off...πππΆ pic.twitter.com/3tveXFfTge
— Laughs 4 All π€ (@Laughs_4_All) July 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/5/22
Cat mafia breaking in..ππΎ pic.twitter.com/6PozXPPITq
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 28, 2022
Getting ready for nap time pic.twitter.com/GL2rGOTtUH
— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) July 28, 2022
When you thought you'd finished arguing with someone then hear them mumble something from the next room. pic.twitter.com/YYx72iOYSR
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) July 28, 2022
paul newman was so fucking fine. they ain’t making white boys like this anymore. pic.twitter.com/HoKWWSIH8c
— Angelica Jade (@angelicabastien) July 28, 2022
Look at the actual size of it π§π§pic.twitter.com/Y5Szs2iHFK
— LADbible (@ladbible) July 27, 2022
Multipurpose Room 8/5/22
Blinded By the Light 8/5/22
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Thursday, August 4, 2022
Show and Tell 8/4/22
The show about the climate change train got shut down by climate change you can’t make this shit up. https://t.co/ONmOJ1GAPW
— Noah Harald (@NoahHarald) July 29, 2022
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 29, 2022
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
babe wake up new dick measurement just dropped pic.twitter.com/GNqUbUnyQS
— crazy ass moments in unemployment (@MilesKlee) July 29, 2022
My 1st wife never liked Beyonce until she was working a job at Coachella 2018. She watched the entire concert on mdma. It was like she had a religious conversion experience. And then a week or so later she ended our 9 year marriage lol
— Ben Collins (@BDavisCollins) July 29, 2022
Press conference πππpic.twitter.com/rUW9p90GBB
— Nature Bestie (@NatureBestie) July 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/4/22
The Bear is fire cuz that’s exactly the type of shit white boys need to be doing. None of that fake accent fake gangsta shit. Stop tryna rap. Go be a chef with debilitating mental illness
— π½ (wagenmuzik) (@dirtybird0_o) July 28, 2022
Seeing people that been through a
— Ken (@whatifken) July 28, 2022
lot finally happy >>>>>>
i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time
— trash jones (@jzux) July 28, 2022
shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them
— Pyrrhica posts cats (@memesiwish) July 27, 2022
The thoroughly revamped loss-prevention regime at the Port Authority Duane Reade has finally created something of beauty, a sort of Jeff Koons homage. pic.twitter.com/gtlpzY2l9G
— willy ππ§ (@willystaley) July 28, 2022
Multipurpose Room 8/4/22
Blinded By the Light 8/4/22
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Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/3/22
Metallica performing "Master Of Puppets" while Eddie Munson is on the screens pic.twitter.com/BnsfgA7LTS
— best of joseph quinn (@bestofjosephq) July 29, 2022
Just stay calm…they won’t suspect a thing…oh hello. πππΊπ pic.twitter.com/ZFSFg2jfzj
— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) July 28, 2022
they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt."
— jess ✨ (@portgasdworded) July 28, 2022
No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle. Damn.
It’s not a spoiler anymore so here’s the Darcy selfie ❤️+⚡️ pic.twitter.com/UEJcepGHcN
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) July 29, 2022
one thing I like about wfh is I can have my gastrointestinal issues at my own pace
— jes tom π LESS LONELY in LA (@jestom) July 28, 2022
Show and Tell 8/3/22
one-sided ghosting is bad, but two-sided ghosting is one of the most beautiful things we have. just two people silently deciding that they will definitely never contact each other again. it doesn’t get better than that
— trash jones (@jzux) July 29, 2022
I love icebreakers they really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is while I don’t listen to anyone else at all
— S.LIZ (@slizagna) July 29, 2022
Please y’all. I haven’t laughed this hard in 39 years and I’m 30. This shit so funny to me ππ pic.twitter.com/COlPJQ6mzu
— 4. (@aphrodivy) July 29, 2022
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 29, 2022
Amazon Web Services.
One of the most castley castles we’ve ever seen. Currently listed for $7,000,000 in Sagle, ID pic.twitter.com/Lt1jrXSysF
— Zillow Gone Wild π‘ (@zillowgonewild) July 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Pandemic Edition 8/3/22
Working on a film set really is a peek into an alternate dimension where COVID is still taken seriously.
— John Muller (@mrjohnmuller) July 29, 2022
Everyone's masked. Everyone gets tested the day before going to set, then tested again when we arrive.
Letting COVID run wild is a political choice.
"..each new infection added to their risk of dying from just about any cause. It also boosted the odds of other troubling health outcomes from heart, blood, and brain disorders, as well as diseases such as diabetes, chronic fatigue, and long COVID."https://t.co/Q0n9QIrBiX
— Elizaveta / γ¨γͺγΆγ΄γ§γΌγΏ (@elizavetaka) July 30, 2022
Just because you had mild #COVID doesn't mean you won't have more severe health issues later w/ #LongCOVID.
— Myra Batchelder #WearAMask (@myrabatchelder) July 29, 2022
“I have seen patients w/ very mild symptoms who weeks later started to develop chest pain, heart palpitations & difficulty breathing w/ exertion" https://t.co/62vbEVd6M5
I am really not a fan of using “we” to describe the US covid policy response and resulting behavior. “We” didn’t decide to phase out mitigation policy. “We” didn’t sign up for endless manipulative messaging. “We” didn’t give up. “We” are mostly victims of what “they” have done.
— wsbgnl (@wsbgnl) July 29, 2022
Minimizers say that mask mandates don't work at the local level because transmission will just happen in other places.
— Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran) July 29, 2022
But every single healthcare facility, public transport, grocery store, school with a mask requirement is safer and more accessible to everyone. That matters.
Multipurpose Room 8/3/22
Blinded By the Light 8/3/22
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Tuesday, August 2, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/2/22
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson. pic.twitter.com/Y7XjbeVz8i
— Brendan Kergin (@BKergin) July 28, 2022
wait for it pic.twitter.com/H9oVLLEXdh
— Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo) July 29, 2022
It’s so wild how dad bods are a socially acceptable thing and mum bods aren’t when women are the ones who give birthπ
— Ekin-Su stan (@CestMichaela) July 27, 2022
That time Prince sang “Raspberry Sorbet” on Muppets Tonight: pic.twitter.com/Jw0pc9sjUg
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) July 29, 2022
Enjoy the nice weather this week end and keep hydrated water rearly works cheers pic.twitter.com/MnZogH8FY2
— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) July 29, 2022
Show and Tell 8/2/22
her name is cookie dough and she spits water at her owner until he feeds her pic.twitter.com/sPKyLVXWgJ
— glurpo (@glurpo) July 30, 2022
This Magnum P.I. clip is bonkers. pic.twitter.com/KBgmeXrv5e
— Mike McIntyre (@mcintyremike) July 29, 2022
— Pyrrhica posts cats (@memesiwish) July 30, 2022
BeyoncΓ© didn’t just make “a” skipless album, she made a 16 TRACK ALBUM SKIPLESS.
— kira jackson is pure thique honey π― (@thekirajackson) July 29, 2022
Break my Break my
— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) July 29, 2022
Soul single. Soul album
Version pic.twitter.com/rD0JKmmxMs
Show and Tell: Pandemic Edition 8/2/22
“As an immunologist with four decades of research on antibodies under my belt, I always felt like I had a pretty good handle on COVID-19.
— Radical Centrist, wrathful tantric deity πΊπ¦ (@RadCentrism) July 30, 2022
“But when I caught the virus in May, my hubris quickly turned into humility…[and] a serious heart complication”https://t.co/z1FrbIeAax
Monkeypox cases around the world π timeline:
— Monkeypoxtally (@Monkeypoxtally) July 30, 2022
May 6th: 1 case
May 21st: 100 cases
June 6: 1,000 cases
June 14: 2,000 cases
June 21: 3,000 cases
June 23: 4,000 cases
June 28: 5,000 cases
July 12: 10,000 cases
July 20: 15,000 cases
July 27: 20,000 cases
Doubling time: 2 weeks.
This is concerning. This Spanish man got infected by buying a second-hand scooter from an infected person, suggesting fomites on handlebars.
— StopYourLimits πͺπΊπΊπ¦ | Covid | Finance | War (@limits_stop) July 30, 2022
That's really bad. https://t.co/rToMqtieWm
"The concern is that people will be less able to hold off future bugs and pathogens like influenza, or that unsettled immune systems could lead to an increase in diabetes and other auto-immune diseases.. Their white blood cells were unrecognizable..”https://t.co/G7jG06pYxy
— Hiroshi Yasuda (δΏη°ζ΅©εΏ) (@Yash25571056) July 30, 2022
Mark my words.
— Mx. Charis Hill ♿π³️⚧️ (they/them) (@BeingCharisBlog) July 30, 2022
Burning Man (in a month) will be one of the most significant early superspreaders of Monkeypox. The consequences will be absolutely disastrous.
On top of COVID.
Multipurpose Room 8/2/22
Blinded By the Light 8/2/22
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Monday, August 1, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/1/22
taylor swift has emitted more co2 this year than an average US american does within 550 years and more than a person from india in over 4,300 years pic.twitter.com/KQggHAU3ZE
— Bes D. Marx (@BesDMarx) July 29, 2022
Taylor swift and joe Alwyn when they need to run errands: pic.twitter.com/SbsGXq3pOA
— Chazza (@chazzanews) July 29, 2022
going to grab a coffee with my friend taylor swift pic.twitter.com/8Mr1CbdlW2
— cam (@smackcam13) July 30, 2022
Taylor and her bodyguards going to get lunch pic.twitter.com/WxLKF6x6KC
— peyton𧣠(@ghostininexile) July 30, 2022
taylor swift’s cameo in lady gaga’s hold my hand music video pic.twitter.com/d8H2PSwAiQ
— lem (@ratikyle) July 30, 2022
Show and Tell 8/1/22
Johnny Depp fans paid $3k to unseal the court documents just to get dirt on Amber, but ended up unintentionally exposing Depp and information he tried to keep private instead. A thread π§΅πͺ‘ pic.twitter.com/NzH8eD1yJI
— chateau bunny (@cocainecross) July 30, 2022
this dog genuinely made me feel fucking crazy pic.twitter.com/dPCQTY2NeE
— Mera (@mera_angelgirl) July 31, 2022
(me staring down a long line of red flags) omg a parade
— trash jones (@jzux) July 30, 2022
The moon rising in the Artice circle between Russia and Canada pic.twitter.com/S3UX9FYtul
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) July 31, 2022
Now kitty can wait for his people to come home pic.twitter.com/H1RrDp1SRf
— Pyrrhica posts cats (@memesiwish) July 30, 2022
Show and Tell: Pandemic Edition 8/1/22
As a former COVID19 contact tracer and cluster investigator, I am CONFIDENT the number of monkeypox infections is grossly underreported. And since there is no contact tracing happening, we will never have a real number.
— Nani (@lenubienne) July 30, 2022
The United States is entering a critical three-month period where monkeypox cases may continue to multiply, but no more vaccines are scheduled to arrive until October at the earliest.
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) July 31, 2022
Here’s a free link to this article for all to read. (No paywall.)https://t.co/yKfJTciEMD
Encephalitis looks like a major complication from MonkeyPox https://t.co/gPBVrHh6dJ
— Alex Meshkin, GED (@alexmeshkin) July 31, 2022
The U.S. monkeypox response has been plagued by the same systemic breakdowns as covid response, @ScottGottliebMD writes.
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) July 30, 2022
And if the virus goes endemic, “it will be one of the worst public health failures in modern times … because it was so avoidable.” https://t.co/d3sngw3zkR
πWorrisome with #BA5 in Australia that both hospital ICU admission and deaths are together rising, despite cases relatively flat— under-diagnosis and/or BA5 severity is higher (which #BA5 studies show it is vs BA2). ➡️This does not bode well for other countries.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) July 31, 2022
HT @DrWilliamKu pic.twitter.com/RdVlniOw91
Multipurpose Room 8/1/22
Blinded By the Light 8/1/22
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