Gwyneth Paltrow has the perfect thing to accompany the Sex Bark that she suggested making for your man...a steaming hot vagina! Paltrow talks about the service, offered at the Tikkun Spa in Los Angeles. The following is posted on Goop:
"The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it."
I think I'll pass. Perhaps Paltrow hasn't heard, but the "V" is self-cleaning. Which begs the question, what is going on that she feels the need to get the carpet steamed?