Saturday, December 5, 2020
Friday, December 4, 2020
Feel Good Friday 12/4/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/4/20
Mr. Cho’s neighborhood.
— 🇬🇾🗽Sydette the DreadGorgon🇬🇾 🗽 (@Blackamazon) December 3, 2020
EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT . YOU KNOW YOU CAN https://t.co/8XKYTVobo3
ok so when i was in 3rd grade i had a crush on this guy but he had a crush on this other girl and i cried about it to my mom and my mom was like “who cares they’re not gonna at married” and that made me feel better until i saw today that they did in fact get married
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) December 3, 2020
My sister moved into a new house and found this in the wall of her basement pic.twitter.com/37cHIxQmvN
— The Only Living Dead Girl in New York (@missjellinsky) December 2, 2020
imagine a catfish steals ur pictures and captions it “didn’t look my best here”
— m (@maetheactivist) December 2, 2020
Best student comment ever: “I like following profs on Twitter. In the class they are g-d and then you see their posts get 10 likes.”
— Jennifer Evans (@JenniferVEvans) December 2, 2020
Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitaredwoman) December 1, 2020
Show and Tell 12/4/20
if i flirted with you this year it doesn’t count i thought we were abt to die
— juan (@JUARANTINE) December 1, 2020
no image had ever made my laugh as hard as this idk why pic.twitter.com/rKf7DIbmAu
— sleep paralysis demon pawg (@famoushorse) December 3, 2020
Found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day and they give him lamb mince. There's a picture of him on the wall
— The Pie & Nonce Pub (@pieandnoncepub) December 2, 2020
Jack Black is trending so here he is giving one of the best performances of the national anthem of all time pic.twitter.com/xreVK66FIo
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) December 3, 2020
This is groundbreaking stuff pic.twitter.com/6JHKyEN2wP
— Michael Kofi A.||♤🇬🇭 (@MikeKofiA) December 3, 2020
Funfact I remember telling Tim to just beatbox on this record I said it’s gonna be crazy😅 We also did this song during Aaliyah One In A Million era but it didn’t end up on that album it went on her next one but yes She sang down on this🙌🏾🔥 https://t.co/wdsvTzDY4E
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) December 3, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/4/20
came back from outside to find him waiting pic.twitter.com/8tItX2WVqp
— Sabrina Imbler (@aznfusion) December 2, 2020
Finally got the tree up. This was a job. pic.twitter.com/rySffW8VJW
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) December 3, 2020
Absolutely no one:
— AM 🧻 (@Abdulmir19) December 2, 2020
Me at 3am: pic.twitter.com/Vac9EadNqh
lol can anyone spare a crumb of motivation pic.twitter.com/dCFy1AXZDF
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) December 2, 2020
It's probably unhealthy that I default to seeing the people who go on walks the same time as me every day as enemies.
— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) December 2, 2020
Nicolas Cage walking down the street with his son pic.twitter.com/mTvMDLO77J
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) December 2, 2020
what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) December 2, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/4/20
🧵Let's talk about #COVID19 and how you stay safe over the holidays and the coming months:
— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) December 3, 2020
More people died of COVID in the United States today than have died of COVID in Japan in all of 2020.
— Josiah Neeley 🤔 (@jneeley78) December 3, 2020
⚠️RE-INFECTION CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE: 26-year old world class cyclist 🚴♀️ Gaviria caught #COVID19 in Feb—hospitalized for 2 weeks. Prevailing wisdom suggested he’d at least be immune for foreseeable future. He was wrong. Reinfected 8 months later. Worrisome. https://t.co/h2TAoWxDln pic.twitter.com/4HdGxx9weE
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 3, 2020
BREAKING— Pfizer is slashing its expected delivery of vaccine doses from 100 million to 50 million because of production quality issues. Everyone needs 2 doses. So this is a big hit. #COVID19 https://t.co/VfJXorRAWA
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 3, 2020
California Gov. Newsom introduces new regional stay-at-home order on Thursday.
— NBC News (@NBCNews) December 4, 2020
The order will require bars, wineries, hair salons and other nonessential businesses across 5 areas to close for 3 weeks once the region’s ICU capacity falls below 15%. https://t.co/fXRT9Ctlr5
Multipurpose Room 12/4/20
Blinded By the Light 12/4/20
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Early Bird Special 12/4/20
Thursday, December 3, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/3/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/3/20
So the strangest thing happened tonight as I was taking crow pictures at sunset. For about 30 seconds, the crows registered as bright blue on the camera. They did not look like this to the eye. All images are the unretouched jpegs straight out of the camera. Can anyone explain? pic.twitter.com/IbYbod1Xge
— Carl T. Bergstrom (@CT_Bergstrom) December 1, 2020
I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take That Shit So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒
— Mr.Ceo (@Ceopreme) November 30, 2020
Ladies, once you make 50k or over, DO NOT MARRY https://t.co/H6YxBEC8Y2
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) November 30, 2020
Guy who pronounces testosterone like a type of pasta
— Sagey!!! (@eviltwink3000) November 30, 2020
Guy who pronounces testosterone like a type of pasta
— Sagey!!! (@eviltwink3000) November 30, 2020
No one:
— Nico Correia (@notn1co) November 30, 2020
Nicole Kidman's husband in every TV show she's in: pic.twitter.com/eiR4GiGvHO
People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm here, why not
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 30, 2020
Show and Tell 12/3/20
patiently explaining to bf that I cannot simply “burn all these candles we already do have” before “buying more” as candles are both seasonal and mood-specific...am I supposed to burn a summer candle in the winter?? a happy candle in a pandemic?? the staggering audacity !!
— rachel handler (@rachel_handler) November 30, 2020
I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15
— chloë (@chloeevansj) December 1, 2020
Cool shot of the full moon passing through North Windows Arch in Arches National Park, Utah by photographer Zach Cooley pic.twitter.com/lJ3XCmZngg
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) December 1, 2020
"Table for six? Ok. Twerking or non-twerking?" pic.twitter.com/Zp330JlIHT
— MFTN (@jazzlandia_) November 30, 2020
“Work isn’t supposed to be fun”, “medicine is supposed to taste bad”, “life is supposed to be hard” like why? Said who? We operate under this false notion that everything is supposed to suck, when it doesn’t have to. That’s the whole point of advancement, to make shit suck less.
— Noor ☭🇵🇸🇮🇹🧕🏼🦋 Nug Bug (@MuslimMissWorld) November 30, 2020
THERE IS A SIAMESE LOOKING CAT CLIMBING UP MY SCREEN CAGE AND WALKING ON MY LABIA pic.twitter.com/iawI8Kce5T
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 1, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/3/20
It's gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay home
— Morgan Parker (@morganapple) November 30, 2020
are we even supposed to know the right answer? https://t.co/KAMdgMzbcG
— rori (@uhroare) December 1, 2020
Salmon is so good. I get why bears stand in rivers and snatch them out of the water lmao
— Brandon Nales (@BrandonNales) December 2, 2020
YouTube just recommended a video to me called "How to not take things personally" and I've never been so offended
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 2, 2020
Anyone who watched 2 Broke Girls might like to know that when we were canceled I went to clean out my dressing room and the last thing I said before closing the door, as a tribute to Max, was “bye bitch”
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) December 2, 2020
Waiter/waitress: “Did you wanna box?”
— halloween baby 🎃👻 (@Its_Just_Nico) November 30, 2020
Me: pic.twitter.com/XchTkkniDR
I have replaced my inner critical voice with Fred Armisen’s impression of Joy Behar saying “So what? Who cares?” and it is really fucking working.
— Caissie (@Caissie) December 2, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/3/20
what’s the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you’re in the car together??
— Anne Sundell (@anne_sundell) December 1, 2020
The United Kingdom granted emergency approval of Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine overnight, and vaccinations there are set to begin next week. @RichardEngel has the latest. pic.twitter.com/5uunh9aZUP
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) December 2, 2020
“I don't want to scare anybody here but understand the facts: we're likely to lose another 250,000 people, dead, between now and January, because people aren't paying attention,” Biden said during an economic round table on coronavirus pandemic. pic.twitter.com/UQ5NbF2OQY
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) December 2, 2020
‼️#Hawaii couple who traveled from San Francisco (SFO) to Kaua'i ARRESTED and CHARGED with 2nd-degree reckless endangerment for boarding the flight when they *knew they were positive* for the #coronavirus.
— Dena Grayson, MD, PhD (@DrDenaGrayson) December 3, 2020

Total scumbags.🤬#COVID19 https://t.co/obCDCsi525
Better 1-week real quarantine than 2-week pretend quarantine.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 2, 2020
But if there is documented spread from the same index case, would stick to 2 weeks, and test all other contacts.https://t.co/v37Brf7wUj
Record 100,000+ currently hospitalized for #COVID19 in the US. Almost double the spring peak. We haven’t even seen the case surge from Thanksgiving yet. This will only get worse in Dec and Jan.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 3, 2020
400k deaths by end of Jan is now very feasible, if not 450k.https://t.co/qbfBCY8FuW pic.twitter.com/Lddv2uJUW0
Multipurpose Room 12/3/20
Blinded By the Light 12/3/20
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Early Bird Special 12/3/20
Wednesday, December 2, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/2/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/2/20
when you need to confirm you're not a robot pic.twitter.com/nueeljlewl
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) November 29, 2020
no they’re not “symptoms of depression.” they’re blues clues
— meredith (@dietz_meredith) November 30, 2020
When I look at any picture from 2019 I feel like Old Rose from Titanic.
— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) November 29, 2020
Me in my bunker in the year 2041 making gluten free wood fired pizzas for my two children who have never seen the sky pic.twitter.com/EOXOclOInS
— practicing mindlessness (@AmericasBen) November 29, 2020
Am I the only person who didn’t know what happens when you push “self clean” on an oven? My god.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) November 30, 2020
I think we've all gravely underestimated the extent to which this year has changed all of us, permanently
— Kelli María Korducki (@kelkord) November 29, 2020
Show and Tell 12/2/20
— black af. (@RalphLevel) November 29, 2020
girls only want one thing and it’s miss honey’s cottage pic.twitter.com/Scu6qNAOCg
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) November 28, 2020
He was a punk, she did ballet pic.twitter.com/RHY9GgWhBc
— meg 🕷 (@megsaidstfu) November 29, 2020
Not gonna be on my phone today, I’m just gonna read
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 29, 2020
7 minutes later: pic.twitter.com/V4sqjoKEna
free him pic.twitter.com/bbbyLgWjZc
— 🎄🎁xmas einstürzende neubøltôn🇮🇹👑 (@AmbJohnBoIton) November 29, 2020
Don't let anyone bully you into "finishing the year strong." It's enough to simply finish.
— L’Oreal Thompson Payton (@LTintheCity) November 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/2/20
we are now entering the soup months
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) November 29, 2020
i am a psychiatrist. i moved from boston where i went to a bar every day to Seattle where i don't go to no bars. im on the radio now even though i never did that before. how did I get this job? how'd i even hear about it?
— cullen "swamp trash" crawford (@HelloCullen) November 29, 2020
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out pic.twitter.com/HrdoK9x9rZ
— David Confused (@davidconfused) November 29, 2020
Essential 2020 reading! 💖📖 pic.twitter.com/dj97AyvKIA
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) December 1, 2020
it comforts me to know that Madonna's just out there somewhere, being weird with her feathers and incense...
— Liz Phair (@PhizLair) December 1, 2020
u can always tell when a movie was a play because its like why havent you guys left the dining room 👀
— melissa c rocha (@melisshious) November 30, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/2/20
I think it's worth preparing yourself for what's coming this week. I'm going to walk through what I think we'll see. https://t.co/X4zk5WC3Na
— Alexis C. Madrigal (@alexismadrigal) December 1, 2020
Florida is now the third state to report more than 1 million coronavirus cases https://t.co/PU9nIf8iEV
— CNN (@CNN) December 1, 2020
Owner of an events company says his 4-day swingers convention in New Orleans last month has been tied to 41 new coronavirus infections. https://t.co/qMz9qXgAeM
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) December 1, 2020
A study from the University of Utah found that when statewide mask mandates were implemented, as opposed to mandates issued and enforced at the local level, COVID-19 cases decreased and economic activity increased. https://t.co/iluSe7Y7Tc
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) December 1, 2020
1 in Every 800 residents in North Dakota is now dead from #covid. https://t.co/qAseLENcdp
— Barbara Malmet (@B52Malmet) December 1, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/2/20
Blinded By the Light 12/2/20
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Early Bird Special 12/2/20
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/1/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/1/20
it’s officially that time of the year pic.twitter.com/WaE0OvlNdP
— Mike Tague (@rhymeswithbeg) November 27, 2020
The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes pic.twitter.com/XuY80hCuNp
— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ 👑 ✨ (@JackDMurphy) November 27, 2020
sorry i left you on read i didn’t mean to open it
— Alfie (@alfieugh) November 26, 2020
why did i make this pic.twitter.com/VovBUL7DPE
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) November 27, 2020
Never ask me to set the table 🦃 pic.twitter.com/Kll5bEygrP
— Lauren Sivan (@LaurenSivan) November 26, 2020
Bruce Lee would've been 80 years old today. Here's the best tattoo anyone's ever gotten of him. pic.twitter.com/e8nHVjOKYR
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) November 27, 2020
Show and Tell 12/1/20
this is going to be fyre fest for college students pic.twitter.com/xUovO5K98a
— 🍂 addie (6’2”) 🌲 (@arborheart) November 27, 2020
Me in high school: WHY AM I SPENDING AN HOUR A DAY LEARNING ABOUT A SUBJECT THAT WON’T HELP ME IN REAL LIFE?
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 28, 2020
Me now: Oh boy a new episode of my podcast about dolphin social hierarchies
It bothers me that we don’t have a definitive movie about the weird week following Christmas. I should be able to watch Anne Hathaway stalking a high school ex at her hometown Starbucks whenever I want.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 28, 2020
cannot believe we’re still censoring cuss words on the radio. the ice caps are melting babe just let snoop dogg say “bitch.”
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) November 27, 2020
my whole concept of history has been shattered ever since i saw someone say “Rosa Parks died in 2005, meaning she could’ve watched Shrek”
— Harry ~ blm (@HojbjergFanPage) November 26, 2020
High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.
— America is musty (@DragonflyJonez) November 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/1/20
so if I’m alone on Christmas Eve will the ghosts just come over or do I need to act up first
— Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) November 27, 2020
I can move diagonally on this floor. pic.twitter.com/3HU8bER8uK
— + Mark O'Connell (@rfkram) November 27, 2020
Story of my life: pic.twitter.com/YUxjriZf4R
— Daniel Salinas Córdova (@DanielSalinas00) November 25, 2020
He won’t talk to me because I invited a boy over and ruined his fucking life. pic.twitter.com/NDojPZX94P
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) November 27, 2020
I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 26, 2020
nobody:
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) November 26, 2020
ppl who ravaged the world looking for spices: ooh spicy
my doctor: you have to stay hydrated
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 30, 2020
me: https://t.co/Zv2KLMabx1
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/1/20
When COVID officially over Future gonna bring in millions when Mask Off at the top of the charts again
— JDE🏆 (@Jamir_Doc) November 27, 2020
this seems bad pic.twitter.com/XGR0mE1LCl
— Michael Whitney (@michaelwhitney) November 28, 2020
I can't convey enough how real and all consuming Covid fatigue is. Everything is exhausting and requires a long break. It's horrible.
— Michael Whitney (@michaelwhitney) November 27, 2020
US coronavirus cases by month in 2020:
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 30, 2020
March: 186,200
April: 883,199
May: 723,166
June: 845,736
July: 1,926,970
August: 1,479,756
September: 1,215,901
October: 1,940,522
November: 4,252,822
(As of 9 a.m. ET Nov. 30, 2020)
Me at The Cheesecake Factory as soon as the vaccine drops: pic.twitter.com/J6rseCjn3J
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) November 30, 2020
The news from Moderna this morning is incredibly promising. The vaccine appears safe & highly effective, including at preventing severe disease. According to company data, similar efficacy is seen in elderly people & racial minorities—groups particularly affected by #covid19. pic.twitter.com/ZjQo2sxj3V
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) November 30, 2020
Thread:
Earlier today, I was diagnosed as having suffered a Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA), or what's commonly known as a mini-stroke. I'm 23 years old and I just had a stroke due to Covid-19 complications.
— Riley Behrens (@RileyBehrens) November 30, 2020
Not taking this pandemic seriously? Keep reading.
Multipurpose Room 12/1/20
Blinded By the Light 12/1/20
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Early Bird Special 12/1/20
Monday, November 30, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/30/20
it fucks me up that when i first heard of michelin star restaurants i was like "the tire company??" and then i was like no that's dumb it has to be a different michelin and then it's just the fucking tire company recommending places to eat
— 🎄🦌 rhena-deer 🦌🎄 (@topntran) November 24, 2020
this stupid ass mf the reason im at work rn pic.twitter.com/G5f1EsEuuW
— eddy (@Trollacoaster) November 23, 2020
Me getting on tik tok pic.twitter.com/JQcXkAoBL3
— J*shua Turek (@JoshuaTurek) November 24, 2020
Kids, I shit you not. There used to be a phone number you could call just to find out what time it was.
— alex 🇲🇽 (@r8dr4lfe75) November 24, 2020
food be in the microwave hollering and don’t even be hot.😐
— . (@tinkerrrr__) November 28, 2020
Do dogs get seasonal affective disorder? Asking for Walter, who keeps resting his head on other people’s heads and sighing with what sounds like profound melancholy pic.twitter.com/MPmolAYUio
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 29, 2020
he’s having a main character moment pic.twitter.com/BghOzxCovJ
— afrah (@goldenberryx) November 28, 2020
Show and Tell 11/30/20
babe are you okay? you didn’t say ‘big stretch’ when your cat did a big stretch
— ⊹ 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔶 ⊹ (@thisishollymay) November 24, 2020
In 2021 you’ll have 3 job options: Amazon employee, OnlyFans, or dead.
— riding shotgun with santa (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2020
Could you imagine if The Crown pulled a once upon a time in Hollywood and had Diana just go on a nice car ride in Paris
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 25, 2020
no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 24, 2020
me holding my new drink after vomming in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/EHqsHtAmvL
— Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt) November 25, 2020
Lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/YWAVL1SiSo
— Lucifer (@Unorthodex) November 25, 2020
I've been screaming at this all morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3QPxRIR3Zc
— Duane Da Vinci (@DuaneDaVinci) November 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/30/20
I’m going to raise my kids traditionally.
— Grace Christmas 🎄☃️🎄 (@GraceGThomas) November 28, 2020
The oldest will be an inventor.
The middle child will love to read.
And the youngest will be a great at biting.
My dog figured out the new car has heated seats pic.twitter.com/0FGykFCWq4
— Jay Willis (@jaywillis) November 29, 2020
I've shoveled my car out of a snowbank. I used to go outside for recess all winter in Minnesota. And once, due to some peer pressure, I even jumped into an otherwise frozen lake. But tonight? It's 55 degrees in Los Angeles and I'm convinced it's the coldest I've ever been.
— Emily Schmidt (@emilyrschmidt) November 28, 2020
i don’t believe that st louis is real pic.twitter.com/QIsJemRb6F
— غارفيلد (@yungdialectic) November 28, 2020
Male authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom: pic.twitter.com/YNb9bUO7Qo
— Connieshin (@thatconnieshin) November 28, 2020
Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.
— Helen Kingston (@kingstonwrites) November 28, 2020
megan thee stallion and timothee chalamet are the same age and height
— jen (@noidontlikemen) November 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/30/20
COVID Update November 29: There’s this trite expression that it’s always darkest before the dawn.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) November 29, 2020
I want to talk about the dark. And the dawn. 1/
“sOcIaLlY dIsTaNcEd Of CoUrSe 🤪💅🏼🤣✨” pic.twitter.com/esCaXbtfB7
— EVA (@_evahudson) November 28, 2020
Just saw this estimate that nearly 1 in 5 hospitals in the US are facing a critical shortage of staff. We can make new ventilators but not new healthcare workers. Flattening the curve is so crucial—it’s up to individuals to reduce #covid19 spread https://t.co/zNtbYyPdxA
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) November 29, 2020
I’ll go further than Dr. Fauci here: If you have traveled & gotten together indoors with those outside your household over Thanksgiving, you should quarantine & get tested. Our hospitals are at the brink. No one wants to inadvertently bring #covid19 to our families & communities https://t.co/M3O7gFdpJt
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) November 29, 2020
March again in 3 months pic.twitter.com/sKIh5cMlml
— - (@sheistryingg) November 28, 2020
i wish people would stop treating me like i am being overly paranoid/overly cautious about this virus when we’re approaching 300k deaths in the u.s. and it’s only going to get worse??? it’s totally disconnected from reality to NOT be overly cautious about the literal pandemic
— james factora (@jamesfactora) November 27, 2020
Now even Hawaii has gone redhttps://t.co/BuuW28dyJl pic.twitter.com/z2lqmNen2j
— Eric Topol (@EricTopol) November 28, 2020
Can’t stop thinking about LA County closing playgrounds but keeping indoor malls open. Sorry kids, but you can’t spend money at a playground.
— Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv) November 28, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/30/20
Blinded By the Light 11/30/20
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