Saturday, October 2, 2021
Friday, October 1, 2021
Feel Good Friday 10/1/21
Show and Tell 10/1/21
Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”
— Patches (@mostly_cheese) September 23, 2021
why wont the weather just be fucking CRISP
— ππππππππ πππ‘ππ πππππ ππππ (@mathewrodriguez) September 23, 2021
if these celebs had cooking shows pic.twitter.com/O8VK9eT4HT
— Mary Elizabeth Kelly (@mare_kell) September 23, 2021
They’re on an adventure πππ pic.twitter.com/hpP9O74LEy
— Ari Adzmin and 19 others (@ari_adzmin) September 23, 2021
Getting ready to go to the job that I applied for and badly wanted pic.twitter.com/cHu2Tb8PLA
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) September 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/1/21
i slept with this white guy and the next time i saw his car this sticker was on it I AM CRYING RN pic.twitter.com/9l8YUwKFhR
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) September 19, 2021
POV: all your wildest dreams have come true pic.twitter.com/1Apv90sfdh
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) September 19, 2021
Carrying a basket of apples while leaving a house in the woods as a bear shows up. It’s giving Goldie Locks, gotta hear both sides. https://t.co/mwmVT4ufTu
— Solyrical (@TonyMatrimony) September 19, 2021
I just wanted to share because I like how creative this is. pic.twitter.com/reOIkGbgc4
— . (@7EYRW) September 19, 2021
The father of the year award goes to....π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί❤ pic.twitter.com/jn4L9ZLNJR
— STREET MUSIC (@StreetMusicSA) September 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/1/21
⚠️NATURAL IMMUNITY versus VACCINES—Which is stronger? Let’s compare reinfection breakthroughs vs vaccine breakthroughs: ➡️Natural immunity is **MUCH weaker than vaccine** protection. By how much? HUGE—Vaccine is π9x stronger in May, π2x stronger during #DeltaVariant.𧡠#COVID19 pic.twitter.com/g90og2ibUB
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 30, 2021
Vaccinated people do not spread Covid at the same rate as unvaccinated people. In fact, unvaccinated people are MUCH more likely to get Covid and may stay infectious for longer.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) September 30, 2021
"When Tyson Foods announced on Aug. 3 that it would require coronavirus vaccines for all 120,000 of its U.S. employees... less than half its work force was inoculated.
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) September 30, 2021
Tyson has now reached a 91 percent vaccination rate for its work force."https://t.co/R1oDhVQjl3
.@TheEconomist suggests that though the official number of deaths caused by #COVID19 is now 4.8m, the best estimate is that the actual toll is 15.8m people with a 95% chance that the true value lies between 9.8m and 18.5m additional deaths. 1/ https://t.co/l8p9vj0YgY
— Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves) September 30, 2021
YouTube is banning prominent anti-vaccine activists and blocking all anti-vaccine content.
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 30, 2021
The Google-owned video site previously only banned misinformation about coronavirus vaccines. Facebook made the same change months ago. https://t.co/ErkhEYRoma
Multipurpose Room 10/1/21
Blinded By the Light 10/1/21
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Early Bird Special 10/1/21
Cardi B retells giving birth to her son.
Victoria Beckham's favorite meal is salt on toast.
Thursday, September 30, 2021
Show and Tell 9/30/21
Bought this shirt because I thought would look chic and french, and instead turns out I actually look like a little lad who loves berries and cream pic.twitter.com/Ra81VaySDJ
— Dana Schwartz π« (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 23, 2021
My dad made a “meme” and asked me to spread it as far as I can so here you go pic.twitter.com/4MS3qnqSvN
— Morgan Danielle (@imaginmatrix) September 23, 2021
Elvira girlfriend pic just dropped! :o pic.twitter.com/52silzYvO9
— Caoimhe Harlock (@keevacomix) September 23, 2021
My mom's house sold for way over asking price. Found out Zillow bought it. They really are snatching up all the homes for ridiculous prices. The closing attorney said they do a closing ever hour for Zillow. Just their office alone. That's wild.
— π¦ΉπΎ♀️ (@Gladvillain) September 22, 2021
I've never linked a TikTok in my life but here we go. pic.twitter.com/J7oMvXISkW
— π¦ΉπΎ♀️ (@Gladvillain) September 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/30/21
Why tf did Iman Shumpert just eat like this on dancing with the stars πππΎ pic.twitter.com/js7Wl85Ocs
— Matthew Smith (@parrainsmith) September 21, 2021
Fellow stoners, we won. pic.twitter.com/pDbNJKR2nI
— BERSERK (@srslyberserk) September 20, 2021
“One last thing, Mr. Peppino. What do you want the front of the pizza boxes to say?” pic.twitter.com/3IVxkZOkLN
— Seth Pollack (@sethmpk) September 20, 2021
no one is braver than people who wear all four pic.twitter.com/sdXpQvBfiC
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) September 20, 2021
here to embarrass my grandchildren pic.twitter.com/UZTabexZU2
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) September 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/30/21
Judges Rule New York City Vaccine Mandate for School Workers Can Proceed - The New York Times https://t.co/DabTLODnIQ
— Sherrilyn Ifill (@Sifill_LDF) September 28, 2021
N.C. hospital system fires about 175 workers in one of the largest-ever mass terminations due to a vaccine mandate https://t.co/DZ7KILFvtR
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 28, 2021
5 weeks back in person with students = I have COVID. All the isolation, all my efforts for the past 18 months are for naught. I spent every holiday alone last year, the depression was awful. All the suffering to try to avoid COVID, and here I am. Alone, very sick, and very angry
— Dr. Lauren Gillespie π³️π (@thebluebirdgirl) September 27, 2021
Thread:
COVID Update: When vaccine requirements are announced, whether in the military, a company, or a hospital, there is attention paid to the often dozen(s) who protest.
— Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ (@ASlavitt) September 28, 2021
Less attention is paid to the thousands who get vaccinated. 1/
DOD reports that 95% of military have now had at least one shot now.
— Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ (@ASlavitt) September 29, 2021
In the scheme of controversies, this was not one.
Multipurpose Room 9/30/21
Blinded By the Light 9/30/21
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Early Bird Special 9/30/21
Sydney Sweeney talks being the new face of Guess.
Mark Hoppus is cancer-free.
AnnaLynne McCord talks BDSM relationship with Dominic Purcell.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Show and Tell 9/29/21
Whenever I feel guilty about buying another book, I like to remind myself that I just purchased 1-5 years of that person’s life for 26 dollars.
— Julia May Jonas (@Julia_May_Jonas) September 24, 2021
my fiancΓ© is going out of town this weekend and i keep telling people "i don't know what to do with myself while he's gone" and they say "do all the things he never lets you do!" and i'm ??? ????? wym? are y'all ok?
— c a i t (@kittynouveau) September 24, 2021
Whenever I see what I suspect to be a haiku I whip out the ole fingers and get them ready for some counting
— all the time mais (@maisondecris) September 23, 2021
I AM YELLING OH MY GOSH πππππHE KNEW HE WAS KILLING THAT SHIT IN HIS HEAD ππππ pic.twitter.com/uzwTWO31ON
— keiajah (key-asia) (@keiajahhh) September 23, 2021
Sometimes when I'm sad I think about how my then-6 year old went to meet a friend's kittens dressed in cat ears, cat shoes, cat jeans and a cat shirt.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 23, 2021
Never be ashamed to be a fan.
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/29/21
just thinking about this field on my vet's new patient intake form pic.twitter.com/Bpz1qKrgmB
— paris martineau (@parismartineau) September 21, 2021
Came upon this after a meeting. I don’t know what they did and I hope I don’t find out. pic.twitter.com/Tq9WVzA5ml
— roxane gay (@rgay) September 21, 2021
A woman at Trader Joe's asked if they still sold a certain kind of chips. Nothing but respect for the cashier that said, "No. You'll never see those again."
— Joanna Borns (@robotics) September 21, 2021
absolutely no one is ready to pay what clothing and textiles are actually worth in labor costs and every time we talk about fast fashion we collectively seem to ignore the fact that clothing has never been cheaper in history, and no one understands how clothing is made.
— H.E.D. Houseman (@hedhouseman) September 20, 2021
everyone acts rich until it’s time to call the uber pic.twitter.com/aak8idE9Lt
— karπ₯ (@theskippingking) September 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/29/21
Staten Island crowd defies vaccine mandate by storming mall food court, video shows https://t.co/Luh9FoBzLo
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 27, 2021
Australia will surpass the US on vaccination this week. New South Wales already there. pic.twitter.com/GmAjBPwBL0
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) September 27, 2021
Portugal now the global leader with 84% of population fully vaccinated
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) September 27, 2021
Canada? 71%
Cambodia 65%
US is 40th globally at 55%
Even Vermont, our most vaccinated state, would rank 15th in the world
US is falling further and further behind
We've got to get our act together folks pic.twitter.com/PzqDCTzRxh
CDC studies show masks lessen school outbreaks—a study in Arizona found #COVID19 outbreaks were almost 4 times more common at public schools without mask mandates on the first day than at those that re-opened with a masking requirement. #maskup https://t.co/pYxQoHekqf
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 26, 2021
Pfizer's CEO said on Sunday that the company will submit vaccine safety data for 5-11-year-olds within "days, not weeks." In 2020, Pfizer went from application -> EUA in 3 weeks.
— Jessica Roy π¦ (@jessica_roy) September 28, 2021
The latest on what we know about when kids can get vaccinated: https://t.co/9qDvuPPP9A
Multipurpose Room 9/29/21
Blinded By the Light 9/29/21
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Early Bird Special 9/29/21
Simone Biles is on the cover of The Cut
Will Smith is on the cover of GQ.
Jesse Palmer named new host of The Bachelor.
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Deep Thoughts 9/28/21
Show and Tell 9/28/21
New Live Laugh Love just dropped pic.twitter.com/Zi0OIcl0LJ
— π°ππππ π±πππππ’ (@angelbelsey) September 23, 2021
one of my neighbors recently put up this sign. it’s become the neighborhood’s latest attraction pic.twitter.com/vmMUZXSSxN
— Colleen Shalby (@CShalby) September 24, 2021
Saving up my points for the big prize. π pic.twitter.com/Or9xKclgg4
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) September 24, 2021
Someone just told me that he doesn’t like my shows because he can’t tell the “good” people from the “bad”people. I’ve never been happier.
— Rob McElhenney (@RMcElhenney) September 24, 2021
WHYπ‘π‘π‘DONTπ‘π‘π‘Iπ‘π‘π‘HAVEπ‘π‘π‘NICEπ‘π‘π‘PICTURESπ‘π‘π‘WITHπ‘π‘π‘THEπ‘π‘π‘PEOPLEπ‘π‘π‘IM π‘π‘π‘CLOSESTπ‘π‘π‘TO
— ` (@onlycashhh) September 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/28/21
"Call Me Maybe" is 10 years old. The popularity of the song has officially outlasted the concept of calling someone on the phone, and hopefulness
— literary agent needing jerk (@rajandelman) September 22, 2021
call got turned into a zoom pic.twitter.com/doBaReQ1cM
— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) September 21, 2021
pic.twitter.com/ttXbTr5O2Y https://t.co/ZYcAT8KaTJ
— Bd@irB@ll (@Bd_irB_ll) September 20, 2021
I like avocado. More food should reproachfully turn another color if you eat it a fraction too slowly
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 21, 2021
It’s only Tuesday pic.twitter.com/is70MReC9y
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) September 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/28/21
I really wish yall non healthcare folk understood the straight up apocalyptic vibe in hospitals right now.
— Kathryn Ivey (@kathryniveyy) September 19, 2021
What a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/8O5esc6MbD
— Lion-O Richie Indie Comic Illustrator draws CRT (@MemphisQuinn) September 19, 2021
Humility. Kindness. Community. pic.twitter.com/CxVca17AUk
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) September 27, 2021
The worst is not behind us. Thousands are dying each day in the US and in Africa & many remote areas of the world, they remain highly vulnerable.
— Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ (@ASlavitt) September 27, 2021
Until the global situation is made top priority & the US population does better, we remain vulnerable to ongoing suffering.2/
Despite having done more for research on mRNA vaccines, we are #36 among countries for vaccination rates. @DKThomp @TheAtlantic
— Vincent Rajkumar (@VincentRK) September 27, 2021
It's not freedom. It's misinformation that drives this hesitancy. Sad coz we have more vaccines than any other country. https://t.co/PK9GBQpJo2
Multipurpose Room 9/28/21
Blinded By the Light 9/28/21
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Early Bird Special 9/28/21
Chelsea Handler is dating Jo Koy.
The Bachelorette star Clare Crawley and Dale Moss have broken up again, for good this time.
Demi Lovato had an alien encounter.
Monday, September 27, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/27/21
I asked my Lyft driver to drive as fast as he comfortably can and he just said “I am from Russia” and now I feel like we’re about to break the sound barrier
— sarah schauer π¦ (@sarahschauer) September 18, 2021
5 stars
Square dancing ain’t shit. pic.twitter.com/t0yUcPbQx6
— Angry Asian Man (@angryasianman) September 20, 2021
super freaked out by seagulls since I learned they can live into their thirties. Looking at every seagull like I wonder if they remember the 90s
— ππ€ π (@wank_666) September 19, 2021
i am dead. her dog got beef w the whole daycare π pic.twitter.com/qRSFD3HQLy
— Your OG π© (@LRNROSE) September 18, 2021
Show and Tell 9/27/21
Baby turtle pic.twitter.com/96TQpPh7Xi
— Deep Water Life (@DeepWaterLife) September 24, 2021
5’6” is the smallest tall height
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 24, 2021
crypto is illegal and elon mucks gf broke up with him....everyone check in on the most annoying guy you've ever met in your life todayπ€
— John Hamburger Jr (@BronzeHammer) September 24, 2021
ππnot apartheid Clyde pic.twitter.com/HxfRXfqfAk
— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) September 24, 2021
SpaceEx https://t.co/nesX0NetTu
— Ross Brennan (@_rossbrennan) September 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/27/21
I hope this is the last image you see before you close your sleepy eyes tonight...ππ
— Kate Drummond (@KateDrummond_) September 23, 2021
xo pic.twitter.com/8XvtsEX9GD
A Jaguar going after a fish
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) September 18, 2021
Photo: Herbert van der Beek pic.twitter.com/NDQIuei8yI
8yo: Because you and Mommy went to Harvard does that mean I'm supposed to go to Harvard too?
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) September 22, 2021
Me: No. It means you're not supposed to go to Yale.
hey babe is everything ok you haven’t touched your croisshark pic.twitter.com/6U0nINf33p
— Clare Cons (@macrotargeting) September 22, 2021
When I was driving for lyft, I picked up 4 drunk guys. one was being shitty. Not unusual. But the other 3 immediately told him to stfu, apologized to me and offered to get out anywhere if I didn’t feel safe. I think about them a lot and how fucking rare and amazing they were.
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) September 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/27/21
If you studied the Ebola epidemic of 2014-2016, particularly in Guinea, this was predictable. Health workers were killed; health centers were attacked so family members could “liberate” patients inside. They believed hospitals were a source of disease.
— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) September 25, 2021
https://t.co/eIQ9AkZUU1
NEW: Schools without universal mask mandates are 3.5 times more likely to have a Covid-19 outbreak, a CDC study of schools in Arizona finds.
— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) September 24, 2021
damn...okay pic.twitter.com/8Jgku4cvS6
— j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster) September 24, 2021
NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.
— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) September 23, 2021
Confused about boosters?
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) September 23, 2021
Here's what CDC advisory committee should have done
3rd shot (6 months after 2nd) for following:
1. People >60 (that's the best data)
2. People 18-59 with chronic conditions
3. People with high exposure risk (HC workers, teachers, etc)
That's the list
The world has administered 6 billion doses of COVID vaccines to 3.4 Billion people
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) September 23, 2021
For people waiting for more data before getting the shot
The data is in
We've vaccinated nearly half of all humanity
The vaccines are safe
Multipurpose Room 9/27/21
Blinded By the Light 9/27/21
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Early Bird Special 9/27/21
Nicholas Cage is once again drunk in Las Vegas.
Nick Cannon's therapist told him to stop having children.
Elon Musk and Grimes split after 3 years together.