Saturday, April 10, 2021
Friday, April 9, 2021
Feel Good Friday 4/9/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/9/21
u either retweet now or forever hold your peace pic.twitter.com/f5lPzVFilm
— cyrus (@cyrusxddd) April 8, 2021
brooklyn in bloom #35mm 🌸 pic.twitter.com/4qm8fClIp9
— duʿā bint lipa (@afroelven) April 8, 2021
wish Aaron Rodgers let them keep guessing human rights violations until the episode ended https://t.co/A9N0Hfhn5T
— Kelly Jo Popkin (@normbore) April 7, 2021
Baby, that’s KeKe Palmer. https://t.co/YbgJqfYTU5
— Halle Berry (@halleberry) April 8, 2021
It is important to note that every man on that stage was wearing shorts. https://t.co/QwLYr4feTK
— Tee👨🏾💻🙏🏾 (@SheWont_TeeWill) April 7, 2021
Dolphins join surfer for amazing ride off Ventura coast
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) April 7, 2021
- California - pic.twitter.com/aGpQmpl74j
Show and Tell 4/9/21
The best thing abt being a girl is that if 2 good things happen to you that you’ve been working towards for 6 years you can immediately feel people starting hate you
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) April 6, 2021
is there a moment from a documentary you reference or think about constantly because for me it's katy p crying her eyes out, taking a deep breath, putting on the corset with the spinning peppermint wheels, and being hoisted up on the platform with a smile. i never forget it.
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) April 6, 2021
“Why, I wondered as an adult, did Diane Keaton’s character have to end up with the macho, emotionally stunted music exec played by Jack Nicholson instead of the hot, sensitive, genuinely-in-awe-of-her-talents HEART DOCTOR played by Keanu Reeves?” https://t.co/JFeZdC8mYQ
— The Cut (@TheCut) April 7, 2021
Me this summer pic.twitter.com/joJyUMvfvq
— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) April 5, 2021
“Sorry to this man” really was one of the greatest moments in pop culture history. Every single time I watch it I cackle like it’s the first time. Keke should win a Peabody Award. pic.twitter.com/ZfviAPPh1t
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) April 6, 2021
“No” doesn’t mean “convince me.”
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) April 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/9/21
this interview absolutely delivers https://t.co/1uoZx2Gfo5 pic.twitter.com/LKK2L0jwau
— Dan Kois (@dankois) April 7, 2021
To clarify.. pic.twitter.com/Cfsg84lzzw
— Chris (@isilgupsirhc) April 7, 2021
Fellas the tone has been set for the season. 🗣🗣 Follow as advised pic.twitter.com/IZqrldjzzg
— Fiona Applebum says Block Shaun King 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) April 7, 2021
I love bodega cats https://t.co/ydVaHv9UKy
— A Handshake of Carbon Manuxide (@ManuclearBomb) April 7, 2021
Evidence is mounting that The Force has been with us...
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) April 7, 2021
ALWAYS. https://t.co/NatIHk7P5C
MY MAN STUCK THE LANDING AND THEN CELEBRATED WITH HIS VACCINE CARD. pic.twitter.com/C22fpZvNr1
— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) April 5, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/9/21
📍NEW—We now know why US cannot share its #COVID19 vaccines with the world—Trump WH had forced legal contracts that blocks US doses by Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, J&J from being donated. Hence 🇨🇦&🇲🇽 only got “loans”, despite >45 mil dose US surplus. 🧵https://t.co/FN6yPohoy4 pic.twitter.com/WWUwj9xwq3
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 7, 2021
Forget the US vaccinating 3 million in a day -- Brazil once did almost 18 million in a day (polio).
— Edmund Ruge (@EdmundRuge) April 6, 2021
Brazil needs to be compared to its former self, not to other countries in 2021.
As a beacon of public health innovation and coverage, Brazil should have shined through this.
Outbreak at Quebec gym now up to 171 people (not all at gym I am guessing) per CBC News At Six last night.
— Jonathan Mesiano-Crookston @/#COVIDisAirborne (@jmcrookston) April 6, 2021
So that plexiglas and 6 feet did ... as everyone who knows aerosols said.
Filter the air. Ventilate. 6 feet not magic.
2) US is indeed running into some vaccine hesitancy headwinds, not just in Republican men but many evangelicals. https://t.co/9nRxOLg8tb
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 7, 2021
Just about all doctors who are offered a Covid vaccine take it as soon as they can. Many people who are reluctant to get vaccinated elsewhere trust their doctor, which is why it's important to make vaccination widely available in doctors' offices.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) April 6, 2021
This is very upsetting.
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) April 8, 2021
Michigan is struggling.
We need to be surging tests, vaccines to the state. https://t.co/CPdfqFQSaQ
P1 is really dangerous.
— Malgorzata (Gosia) Gasperowicz (@GosiaGasperoPhD) April 8, 2021
Estimates of variants' R values in BC:
B117 Rt 1.6
P1 Rt 3.2 (Yes, 3.2 - that is close to what is believed to be R0, R without restrictions, of wild type Sars-CoV-2)
Ignoring P1 is extremely irresponsible. https://t.co/bkODrjAy3E
Today, I received my second dose of the Covid-19 vaccine. Then I went to a frozen lake in the lap of pure nature to dance Punjabi Bhangra on it for joy, hope and positivity, which I'm dispatching to Canada and beyond for everyone's good health.
— Gurdeep Pandher of Yukon (@GurdeepPandher) April 7, 2021
YouTube: https://t.co/xGalq3TbEH pic.twitter.com/GvivlIk5KY
Multipurpose Room 4/9/21
Blinded By the Light 4/9/21
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Early Bird Special 4/9/21
Thursday, April 8, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/8/21
Fran Drescher’s Pomeranian, Chester Drescher, played CC’s dog on The Nanny where the running gag was that CC’s dog liked Fran better. So each time Chester Drescher appears and runs into Fran’s arms, we’re seeing Fran’s dog visit her at work. And I think that is beautiful
— sung (@killdads) April 5, 2021
My husband found me intently typing, wearing yesterday's clothes, with a piece of pizza hanging out of my mouth, and I yelled (through pizza), "I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE."
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 5, 2021
My favourite thing that I learned on Twitter this weekend is that the word pamplemousse (French for grapefruit) comes from the Dutch “pompelmoes,” which possibly (probably?) derives from the roots of “pompel” - meaning thick, fat, swollen - and “límoes” for lemon. Fat lemon.
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) April 6, 2021
fear of aging is stupid. every year i get hotter and give less fucks
— Natalie Morales (@nataliemorales) April 6, 2021
sure, i'm more aware of my bones than i've ever been and my eyesight is going but that only helps with the getting hotter thing
trader joe's is not a grocery store it is a special little treat emporium. https://t.co/b6IePbQia9
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 5, 2021
HIV vaccine might be right around the corner. https://t.co/UjkyqP1UhT
— Dr. Mike Stanton (@DrMikeStanton) April 6, 2021
Show and Tell 4/8/21
me: I can't decide what to have
— john (@mrjohndarby) April 3, 2021
waiter: what about the duck?
duck: I'll have lasagna
Told the kids I had a big plan for tomorrow. Six-year-old responded “Oh god not a walk.” So now I need another plan.
— Erin Tolley (@e_tolley) April 2, 2021
6:00pm *turns on Netflix*
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 4, 2021
2:00am *decides what to watch*
who thought this was a good idea for my 5th birthday pic.twitter.com/mK5q2AuVLe
— Matty, the based savage (@mattyboysav) April 3, 2021
i like that in john's account of the resurrection he makes sure to note the fact that he outran peter on the way to the tomb. absolutely no reason to put that in there other than shade, now preserved into eternity
— anne boleyn 👑✨ (@merrilymaralie) April 4, 2021
why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) April 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/8/21
I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet .
— Al Snow (@TheRealAlSnow) April 5, 2021
🐚✨💟@gucci pic.twitter.com/V4EaS9dfs9
— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) April 5, 2021
Says a lot pic.twitter.com/qtM52QRlpu
— B (@TweetsByBilal) April 5, 2021
In 1990 8 nuns sold up their convent, bought a Mercedes, bet on racehorses and disappeared to the south of France.
— Brenna (@brennajessie_) April 6, 2021
I want to be clear that when I talk about inspirational women this is who I mean pic.twitter.com/zbn82bPBr7
mom i threw up pic.twitter.com/44egRJgooN
— catarina. (@catarinacmrg) April 6, 2021
Don't even THINK of setting foot outside your house this summer unless your shorts are this length or shorter pic.twitter.com/xgIj83a4m1
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 7, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/8/21
I got mask-shamed for the first time today in a fast food restaurant in a very red part of CO. A woman looked at me and said “That mask looks so stupid.” I was shocked and didn’t know what to do and said, “So does your jacket,” because I am not extremely mature when I am shocked.
— hodel in the streets, chava in the sheets (@mrotzie) April 5, 2021
Covered “outdoor” dining is the nose-out-of-mask of restaurants. pic.twitter.com/wtf1xy2Qmw
— Saad B. Omer (@SaadOmer3) April 4, 2021
there is no hot girl summer without vaccinated girl spring
— xoxo gossip groom (@xoxogossipgroom) April 2, 2021
Thread:
1. In the op-ed pages of newspapers and on cable news shows, I'm seeing frequent confusion over what it means to reach herd immunity—and whether we can relax COVID precautions once we do so.
— Carl T. Bergstrom (@CT_Bergstrom) April 4, 2021
It will take a few posts, but let me try to explain.
BARS ==> OUTBREAKS. More than 600 students in one rural Illinois county were affected when a #COVID19 outbreak forced their school to close earlier this year. The CDC now says a poorly ventilated bar opening event is to blame.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 6, 2021
Damnit it’s airborne people.https://t.co/0YZR1tPZ7U
Catastrophic— over 4000 #COVID19 deaths a day in Brazil—equivalent to over 6000/day in US (never reached).
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 7, 2021
"It's a nuclear reactor that has set off a chain reaction and is out of control. It's a biological Fukushima," says @MiguelNicolelis. I agree. 🧵https://t.co/CeDXe1jANn pic.twitter.com/2ngi897wKJ
This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.
— Sazón Papi (@GrillmoreSlim) April 5, 2021
This article is the best thing ever written. https://t.co/8PMoUU3Pfd
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) April 5, 2021
I’m fully vaxxed AND wearing a mask AND social distancing.
— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) April 5, 2021
You?
Multipurpose Room 4/8/21
Blinded By the Light 4/8/21
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Early Bird Special 4/8/21
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/7/21
Before After pic.twitter.com/4pQbaAHGMN
— Tenderoni (@Tender_oni) April 3, 2021
“What’s your name?” 🤣😂🤣😂 here we go again....pic.twitter.com/8JmKrjUmqe
— Jay Arnold 🎬 (@jadedcreative) April 5, 2021
i lose it every time i look at this cat pic.twitter.com/ey8DS3riGJ
— jackie ⚔️ (@jackie_of_arc) April 3, 2021
no bc who told willem to stand like that pic.twitter.com/mNFoarvtJ9
— megan ☕️ (@CLlFFBOOTH) April 4, 2021
Covid really robbed us of a return of the Arclight Hollywood Godzilla-Dome. pic.twitter.com/Y1Dnajw0eU
— Zig Zaddy Kane (@yayforzig) April 4, 2021
"NO PETS" pic.twitter.com/uFdjoGhZzs
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) April 5, 2021
Show and Tell 4/7/21
LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/dAiT1dGsSX
— Miss Bob Ross 🎨 (@beautybytamib) April 4, 2021
Rent-free in my head pic.twitter.com/qZGMdMgcKp
— lil nas x liked my tweet (@supervulgarxo) April 5, 2021
If growing an outdoor rose indoors is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I’m enjoying this rose maybe more than all of my previous outdoor roses, and more than any other indoor plant, for that matter. pic.twitter.com/piktqMfJD3
— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) April 5, 2021
On my last day working in Footlocker. Whitney Houston came in. I told my manager I was gonna run buy a disposable camera and get a photo. They said no. I didn’t care. It was my last day. I sat down on the shop floor and took my picture 😂 pic.twitter.com/Lelmjhye40
— Bola Agbaje (@bolaagbaje) April 5, 2021
My grandfathers best career advise, "Always order the club sandwich, because it's the same in every country". Happy Birthday to Melvyn Douglas! pic.twitter.com/uPg7vfjFmy
— Illeana Douglas (@Illeanarama) April 5, 2021
🙄...don't think we'll need Sherlock Holmes pic.twitter.com/n5TjgsMtSb
— TheRealDWoo 🚣♀️🏡 (@TheRealDWoo) April 3, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/7/21
U.S elevation, pretty neat pic.twitter.com/JGDb1Nx5nr
— Joel (@milehigherjoel) April 3, 2021
i love underwater scenes in romance movies 🥰🥰🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/BdroY1IJG7
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) April 3, 2021
You guys, guess what MTV show is BACK?
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) April 5, 2021
Hint: they filmed my new house and I’m wearing this ridiculously fabulous Gucci ensemble 💅 pic.twitter.com/cT235dogun
Saw a celebrity today. pic.twitter.com/KwQDm1iEoP
— danielle jones (@djtweets) April 3, 2021
Me at a restaurant acting like I didn’t google the menu 4 days ago pic.twitter.com/GfhMZGUYgU
— Bob (@bobisdumb) April 3, 2021
whenever i'm having a bad day i just google birds behind glasses of water and it helps pic.twitter.com/gaTykixeIS
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) April 3, 2021
Leaving this here in the event the powers that be are listening... https://t.co/xB3x8atDCv
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) April 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/7/21
GREAT column. Vaccine passports aren't new at all -- standard for many countries with endemic diseases (E.g. yellow fever). Digital link/scan/barcode may be better but trickier to institute. https://t.co/Asi9Hcb59K
— Dr. Amitha Kalaichandran (@DrAmithaMD) April 5, 2021
When flying to Zimbabwe to make Far off Place I needed to get 14 inoculations to be approved for the visa... https://t.co/rNB3uYFcA3
— Ethan Embry (@EmbryEthan) April 5, 2021
Thread:
1/ THREAD. Some folks have asked if my #LongCovid symptoms have improved since I got the #COVID19Vaccine (@pfizer, in case you’re wondering). #COVID #COVID19 #COVIDー19 #longhaulers
— David Lat (@DavidLat) April 4, 2021
"Vaccines, yes. Weather miracles, no."https://t.co/pK8q9TYJfd
— Andy Slavitt (@aslavitt46) April 5, 2021
Thread:
(1/12) The Brazilian #COVID19 variant is up to 2 times more transmissible, more likely to cause serious illness in young people, and may evade immunity.
— Dr Zoë Hyde (@DrZoeHyde) April 5, 2021
Worryingly, it’s starting to spread rapidly in British Columbia, Canada. 🇨🇦
A thread summarising the latest evidence. 🧵
Seinfeld, The Vaccine:
— Eric Koch (@EricDKoch) April 5, 2021
George hasn’t seen his parents since 2020 “I could just not get it, and never see them again”
Kramer did 5 vaccine trials all at once. “Jerry, I got everything in me!”
“Even Sputnik??”
“Da!”
The greatest pic from the pandemic pic.twitter.com/poodu93eBJ
— 🚩ave (@davew97) April 5, 2021
Multipurpose Room 4/7/21
Blinded By the Light 4/7/21
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Early Bird Special 4/7/21
Tuesday, April 6, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/6/21
When my mom told my dad I was trans, he got confused, but then she goes “when he wears a dress he doesn’t wanna kill himself anymore” and my dad went “as long as he doesn’t wanna kill himself anymore he can wear whatever he wants”
— Can I Have/Recurring $2000? (@robintran04) April 1, 2021
This felt better than getting gendered correctly
Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 2, 2021
hes just a little guy :) pic.twitter.com/RrjHLY8VOC
— mica (@micaboards) March 31, 2021
Today I heard a story of a writer who pitched a show that was passed on by all the networks, until years later, when an assistant who was present during one of the pitches got promoted to buyer, called that writer and bought the show.
— Corey Deshon (@CoreyDeshon) April 2, 2021
This. Is. A. Long. Game.
In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.
— Definitely Not Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) April 1, 2021
“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth
— ells (@elliepeek) March 31, 2021
Show and Tell 4/6/21
i love degas pic.twitter.com/p2zOG3VQpm
— a big pretty Lizard (@birdcardigan) April 2, 2021
It is my first time on an airplane in over a year and this guy is peeling ONE DOZEN hard boiled eggs for his family in my row. Would give anything to be alone in my house. pic.twitter.com/dnbnFBi65L
— Barb Dwyer, Head Of Security (@CoolRanchLuke_) April 2, 2021
Love how the Tina Turner doc is about a super talent who worked hard every day while being held back only to finally achieve her dreams at 50, meanwhile every band doc is like 4 assholes who hit the jackpot and then spend 30 years fighting, drinking and taking it all for granted.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) April 2, 2021
no, SHE understands the assignment pic.twitter.com/lo1fbSYktz
— luz (@filmcovens) April 1, 2021
really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis pic.twitter.com/KKSd38UCDT
— koby (@kobzilla_001) March 31, 2021
i will watch the stabler/benson reunion SVU episode when they air it as a rerun on USA network while i’m cleaning my apartment like the good lord intended
— ashley ray (@theeashleyray) April 2, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/6/21
Shaq’s swimming pool is named Shaq-a-pulco. A poet resides in all of us.
— roxane gay (@rgay) April 1, 2021
reading nice trying to
— britt (@evergreenqveen) April 4, 2021
comments reply pic.twitter.com/fY0f5KWC36
The Louvre has released an online platform featuring all of the museum's artworks, consisting of more than 480,000 pieces https://t.co/xTXNj0KCRO
— CNN (@CNN) April 5, 2021
I want to wake up to this every morning. Setting as phone alarm pic.twitter.com/wWS1K59Mz2
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) April 5, 2021
cows fucking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭 pic.twitter.com/XpOEVIgbp2
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) April 5, 2021
omg went for a walk and saw this man taking a picture of all his dogs and i almost cried pic.twitter.com/2iqdUdY8Ph
— taylor (@taylorlarick) April 4, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/6/21
People ask whether vaccinations can really blunt the variants
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) April 2, 2021
May I present data from Israel?
About 55% of the population fully vaccinated
Infections are down more than 90% since peak
So yeah, high levels of vaccinations really can bring this pandemic under control pic.twitter.com/q0GqnxaWZs
Johnson & Johnson on Friday became the third company to enter the race to expand the use of its coronavirus vaccine to adolescents. Researchers have begun testing the drug maker’s vaccine in adolescents 12 to 17 years old. https://t.co/alcQBgZ94L
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 3, 2021
Thread:
A year ago I tried the Moderna vaccine to see if it was safe. (Spoiler: It is!) Now, on my #COVIDvaccine anniversary, I’m happy to share that I just got a 3rd dose. This booster experiment will reveal (1) if strain-adapted vaccines boost immunity & (2) whether they are safe.
— Ian Haydon (@ichaydon) April 1, 2021
i just found out that my dad is literally only getting vaccinated because of the krispy kreme thing
— dylan (@spiritnght2) April 2, 2021
y’all look. if i can live through a year of my soaps using mannequins as stand ins for actors during covid, y’all can surely hold your horses before you start descending on nashville like a mask-less horde of locust.
— blackcatbone (@adiavictoria) April 2, 2021
it’s called sacrifice. look it up. pic.twitter.com/b8vJC6J499
BREAKING: CDC is updating its guidelines for vaccinated individuals, saying they can travel domestically and internationally without a Covid-19 test as long as they wear a mask in public. Individuals who travel do not need to self-quarantine.
— Erin Banco (@ErinBanco) April 2, 2021
📍AIRBORNE RESTAURANT TRANSMISSION—3 families—“No close contact or fomite contact identified, aside from back-to-back sitting—Airflow dynamics indicates the infection distribution is consistent with a spread of **long-range transmission of exhaled virus-laden aerosols**”. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/kapgqumWnV
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 5, 2021
More good news. Pfizer has the six month update. *Zero* hospitalizations among the vaccinated vs. 32 among the placebo group (n=46,307). Also real life data from South Africa, where B.1.351 is dominant: zero cases of COVID among the vaccinated vs. nine in the placebo (n=800). pic.twitter.com/2mLOh4LlRN
— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) April 5, 2021
Thread:
A story about COVID in Ontario because I feel like a lot of the younger people in my network might benefit from reading this:
— Natalia Mangos (@nataliamangos) April 4, 2021
A few weeks ago, my sister (19) caught one of the variants.
1/12
Multipurpose Room 4/6/21
Blinded By the Light 4/6/21
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Early Bird Special 4/6/21
Monday, April 5, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/5/21
I’ll turn on a 2 hour movie just to eat my food in 2 minutes and 17 seconds
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) April 2, 2021
medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)
— mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits) April 2, 2021
10 weeks vs. 10 months pic.twitter.com/tqts15YOF7
— CJA🇯🇵 (@c_alexander19) April 1, 2021
Tonight a Tarot reader said to me, amid many other things, “There’s other ways to care for what you love than worrying about it,” and I will just be thinking about that a long time.
— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) April 3, 2021
A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast pic.twitter.com/R1T8VZ5Kpt
— Ali Özkök (@Ozkok_A) April 2, 2021
Today is a good day to remember this Chilean dog stealing an empanada on live TV pic.twitter.com/ywS1VJVbx2
— Laura Martínez®️ (@miblogestublog) April 2, 2021
Show and Tell 4/5/21
my favorite sex position? mish & dish: tender missionary followed by hours of juicy gossip
— yamini (@showmetheyamz) April 3, 2021
I know that pizza was good as hell https://t.co/hlY7jFaDhy
— Leanni Versace (@bigfatmoosepssy) April 2, 2021
I love Peeps and I heard they were union made so I looked it up and learned that when the workers went on strike in 2016 they chanted “no justice, no Peeps” pic.twitter.com/E0QnQx0Wv8
— Olivia Katbi Smith 🌹 (@oliviakatbi) April 3, 2021
organized my sauces pic.twitter.com/jCfHA7sRzB
— Nicole McLaughlin (@nicolemclovin) April 2, 2021
U can taste the spoon more than the ice cream https://t.co/VY5AWDhvHK
— حمود التنين بن ثالوث (@HumoudMosabih) April 2, 2021
trying to act casual so the printer doesn't realize this is time sensitive
— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 2, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/5/21
Ok but why does this expensive beef jerky look like it's about to rocket to the top of the NYTs bestsellers list pic.twitter.com/tMfFkuKKB2
— Cass Adair (@cassius_a) April 2, 2021
planning to get wild after the pandemic and by “get wild” I mean becoming the village witch who cooks mountains of spaghetti in a cauldron and accidentally floods the town with spaghetti pic.twitter.com/g78ArEOQYt
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) April 2, 2021
I keep thinking about when I made out with a girl at a club and I thought she said he name was “grop” and I saw her at the same club a few weeks later and I said “grop!” And she was like “my name is maya...”
— raina (@quakerraina) April 2, 2021
This rejection letter sent by Polydor Records to Bryan Ferry and Roxy Music in 1971 is possibly the most amazing thing I have ever read (and I have read a lot of rejection letters). Especially the part which refers to Ferry’s singing as “Frankie Vaughn locked in a haunted house” pic.twitter.com/UuUQ98tdcz
— Moshik Temkin (@moshik_temkin) April 2, 2021
A giant inflatable pink cake topped with rainbow-flamed candles made its way through Amsterdam's canals as the country celebrated 20 years since becoming the first country to legalize same-sex marriage. https://t.co/of4284EKuB
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 3, 2021
Why do I go by Beth? This essay has been about 8 years in the making. Or maybe it’s been a lifetime. I still feel lots of anxiety about it but also grateful. https://t.co/AVmn1rrfHH
— Beth Nguyen (@bichminhnguyen) April 1, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/5/21
Mask up, and keep your distance. The saddest deaths in war are on the day before the peace.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) April 3, 2021
I’m half vaccinated!! Siri play I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
— Christian Zamora (@Christian_Zamo) April 3, 2021
what are we calling it when the second dose hits? not when you get it, but when it's, like, fully vested or whatever two weeks later
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) April 2, 2021
Guys.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) April 3, 2021
The vaccine funded by Dolly Parton is working ninety-five.
As a way to keep us living. pic.twitter.com/dbscKENsnO
Let this sink in—wealthy sports franchise, NHL @Canucks:
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 4, 2021
—Had >50% of its team #COVID19 sickened
—Many decimated “very ill”
—Despite strict workplace protocols
—Despite big PPE budget
—Despite daily testing
➡️The #P1 variant is just that badass.🧵https://t.co/Ohve0bQqft pic.twitter.com/LzFkiRRYKp
I cry for the people of Brazil 🇧🇷#P1 is serious. The world better wake up.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 3, 2021
(HT @MaxCRoser & @OurWorldInData) #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/uradMAlJeN
when more vaccination appointments are added pic.twitter.com/3xxIovNa3S
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) April 2, 2021
Multipurpose Room 4/5/21
Blinded By the Light 4/5/21
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