Saturday, April 3, 2021
Friday, April 2, 2021
Feel Good Friday 4/2/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/2/21
everyday we gotta make a certain choice pic.twitter.com/LJJWzuL6Bo
— T🅾️BY🩸🦇 (@tobyswurld) March 27, 2021
watched fast and furious 6 last night and absolutely cannot stop thinking about the weird perspective in this scene pic.twitter.com/NHBmVkfBkf
— lily f (@lilyeIiz) March 31, 2021
I answered all of the emails yesterday but then people emailed BACK
— Washington Post TikTok Guy 🕺🏼 (@davejorgenson) April 1, 2021
LOOK AT THE NEW FISH THEY FOUND pic.twitter.com/BP5tYMEuaU
— Dan (@danmassoud) April 1, 2021
Lmaooooo pic.twitter.com/DJK6y0tPnZ
— mounah (@_mxbdxllxh) April 1, 2021
Companies be like “salary range between $20,000 and $100,000 based on how vulnerable to exploitation you seem”
— Yemi Thee Doula (@unicornyemi) March 31, 2021
My mother is telling EVERYONE that I am "practically a doctor" and I "just need to finish one paper."
— Danielle Boyce (@RyansMom2) March 31, 2021
Reader, that paper is my dissertation.
Show and Tell 4/2/21
I SAW A FREAKING WHALE FROM A PLANE AND THE PHOTO IS BAD AND I DONT CARE pic.twitter.com/A9lEMNsRqT
— Jasmine Childress (@_JChildress) March 30, 2021
not sure how it would work logistically but i think the entire nation needs a simultaneous week off
— 𝚍𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚒 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚝 (@dodaistewart) March 31, 2021
i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) March 30, 2021
bring back the original four loko recipe for summer 2021 please i have not left my apartment in over 1 year i want to flip a bus
— 𝖆.𝖆. 𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊 (@soalexgoes) March 30, 2021
Beautiful retired racehorses living by the beach in Nihi Sumba
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) March 30, 2021
- Indonesia -
by Childsphotos pic.twitter.com/5lr4OOzQqC
Garbage reviewing late 90s hits in Spin January 1999 and being pretty correct about things pic.twitter.com/YIny031ALh
— Matthew Perpetua (@perpetua) March 30, 2021
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's fucked up, man" when someone says something bigoted
— mister dickoris (@stump_water) March 30, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/2/21
favorite kirsten dunst film is the fastest way to identify anyone’s taste. I know exactly who u are if u associate her with lars von trier over spider-man. bring it on vs virgin suicides. eternal sunshine. there are like 5 types of people and each is instantiated by kirsten dunst
— “hannah” “seidlitz” (@HannahSeidlitz) March 31, 2021
Your Twitter feed needs these photos of a ruru (morepork) getting an antibacterial shampoo & blowdry at Wildbase Recovery Centre. This is why you don't see owls fly in the rain 😂 #NotWaterProof #Morepork #Ruru #BirdWatching pic.twitter.com/XRcdnRbzl2
— Natalie Anderson PhD, RN (@CerebralNurse) March 31, 2021
EVERYONE ZOOM IN ON YOSHIA'S FACE OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/rlTU0oPhsw
— Jenny Yang (@jennyyangtv) April 1, 2021
I think we're all far more burnt out than we realize.
— Joey Banks (@joeyabanks) March 30, 2021
A touch aggressive for a mindfulness app supposed to help with anxiety. pic.twitter.com/zFERis24s0
— Abraham Gutman🔥 (@abgutman) April 1, 2021
To anyone who is struggling with anxiety: a mere week ago I was in the middle of a really bad patch. Trapped in that self-referential spiral of worrying about worry. It tried to convince me it’d be for ever, as always. It passed. Fear lies. I hope you feel better soon.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) April 1, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/2/21
it is literally always the same answer: they opened indoor dining https://t.co/iQfaUoo8zt
— the least great american whale (@Boringstein) March 30, 2021
Alarming #P1–The more contagious #P1 🇧🇷 variant is a runaway train in British Columbia🇨🇦: +100 new P1 cases in single day! (270 yesterday to now 370)
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 31, 2021
BC only doing a tepid 3 week “circuit breaker” indoor dining pause—but its #P1 count is 2x US! #COVID19https://t.co/Uk0pE1b4z0 pic.twitter.com/Upis0vkP2w
Vaxxed, masked and ready for spring. pic.twitter.com/rkP02jHd8l
— Alex Winter (@Winter) March 31, 2021
VACCINATION MILESTONE: 100 million Americans have now had at least one dose of the vaccine.
— Andy Slavitt (@aslavitt46) April 1, 2021
This is an amazing logistical feat and a credit to people in every part of the country.
GUT PUNCH—Michigan & North Dakota #COVID19 cases surged 52% in 1 week.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 1, 2021
“It is absolutely alarming,” Emily Toth Martin, an epidemiologist. “Felt like a gut punch. We’re going to have to go through hard work again to get the numbers down.” @juliebosman 🧵 https://t.co/WeV58nOQSK pic.twitter.com/w8IdiZNB7C
Multipurpose Room 4/2/21
Blinded By the Light 4/2/21
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Early Bird Special 4/2/21
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/1/21
They are on a phone call pic.twitter.com/XmwSYuNqRd
— Jake (@CaledfwIch_) March 30, 2021
Queen Latifah has had one of those “if she was a white man she would me immortalized in all of entertainment” level careers. Broadway, TV, film, multiple musical genres, writing, directing, producing FOR DECADES. Idc if you agree check the fucking resume. She’s a legend.
— ° (@HardBristle) March 29, 2021
I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you. pic.twitter.com/loTmxmsnQ5
— Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz) March 30, 2021
This is officially the most accurate boat meme. pic.twitter.com/ekmMHcVZAM
— Lacy Baugher-Milas (@LacyMB) March 29, 2021
This video changed my life and my outlook on everything. No bullshit pic.twitter.com/O7Ofj15j2e
— the vibe formerly known as julian (@ech0astral) March 29, 2021
youre lucky theyre holding him back pic.twitter.com/Sy0Qmxf7N4
— milf in training 🌹 (@hythIodaeus) March 29, 2021
No one:
— Kasyehhhh ➐ (@seketulakasah) March 28, 2021
My eyes in pictures: pic.twitter.com/XKTsacpxNU
Show and Tell 4/1/21
I vacillate between being super excited to “do things and go places” and being exhausted by the mere idea of it.
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 30, 2021
I’m scared to date a fit dude. I don’t want to drink my breakfast. And what if he wears sleeveless hoodies?
— Certified Lover Girl (@PersnicketyK) March 30, 2021
“Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 29, 2021
- my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization
“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?” pic.twitter.com/hlmjmRPpFt
— Suez Orman (@sweetlikeJT) March 30, 2021
Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel
— StunnaMan (@agentpheee) March 30, 2021
Me: I need to go to the doctor. How much will that cost?
— Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv) March 30, 2021
My insurance: If it's a doctor that you seek to see, answer my here riddles three / Go to the wrong one and in debt you'll be / But which one is right? You won't hear from me
jigsaw wouldnt scare me either. cus i’ll just die. thts fine. im not doing your lil pranks
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) March 30, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/1/21
Organizing the cats.. pic.twitter.com/bjYbEElOfF
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 31, 2021
When I tell you I think about this image a couple times a day... pic.twitter.com/u0zPCvxyk7
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 31, 2021
If Tom Hanks is America's dad, that means Chet is America, which totally tracks.
— Stephanie Bencin (@StephBencin) March 31, 2021
Anyone else noticing an ambient anxiety about reopening—not about getting sick but people having to face the next phase of their lives after a year of paralysis? I've anecdotally seen an uptick in irrational behavior and dread along with the hope and excitement.
— Michael Schulman (@MJSchulman) March 31, 2021
I assure everyone that this is happening when I get access to my home kitchen next week, thank you for your patience https://t.co/GCjZcJDmgg
— Shay Spence (@chezspence) March 31, 2021
fruits bus stop pic.twitter.com/RxK7SYCvRY
— ʚ kimi ɞ (@piinkimi) March 30, 2021
A skincare brand asked my skin type and now I own two very high quality beanies that say OILY :( pic.twitter.com/ICYg2GrOAt
— Nicola (@nicola_fumo) March 30, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/1/21
Scoop: A stunning human error at the Baltimore factory making the J&J vaccine ruined a lot of 15 million doses and has delayed FDA authorization of production lines, slowing down U.S. delivery. w/@SharonLNYT https://t.co/50Ktmgfv2E
— Noah Weiland (@noahweiland) March 31, 2021
This is really terrific
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) March 31, 2021
In trial of 2260 adolescents 12-15 year of age, Pfizer vaccine highly effective at preventing infections
18 infections in placebo group
0 infections in vaccine group
Robust antibody response
No serious side-effects
Looking forward to @US_FDA review https://t.co/VymGXOVb5E
Me and my friends when we’re all vaccinated: pic.twitter.com/QOugmMt6jh
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) March 31, 2021
We have dose #1. Amazing. Thank you, science. pic.twitter.com/VjYZr5K1rl
— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) March 31, 2021
Staples and Office Depot are offering free lamination for vaccine cards and the cdc says it’s “perfectly fine” https://t.co/Wmkj11pMQp
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 31, 2021
Thread:
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— Lonni Besançon 🇫🇷 🇸🇪 (@lonnibesancon) March 31, 2021
1. An update on the situation in Sweden. The numbers and some chilling anecdotes.
Thread to unroll
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Multipurpose Room 4/1/21
Blinded By the Light 4/1/21
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Early Bird Special 4/1/21
Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/31/21
yes, i’m a california 6 and a new york city 8. but, importantly, i’m a boston 10
— a beautiful woman.. 👄💕🦷✨ (@tamagotchimilf) March 29, 2021
My friend bought a scrying mirror (commonly used in the occult for predicting the future) and walked in to see his black cat standing on two legs and staring into it... pic.twitter.com/h6gtirl1nN
— MKB (@MatthewKBegbie) March 28, 2021
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 28, 2021
im literally screaming pic.twitter.com/1oLX0zoQDF
— - (@leftistexe) March 28, 2021
how much do u overthink?
— avery 💫 (@pogue444) March 28, 2021
me: pic.twitter.com/5BGMZTWrk9
Thread:
at some point we have to recognise that the financial anxiety young people are living through is not normal. monetising all your hobbies is not normal. hustle culture is not normal. glorifying precarious work is not normal. self-optimisation is not normal.
— Diyora Shadijanova 🇺🇿 🇹🇯 (Диёра Шадижанова) (@thediyora) March 28, 2021
You can say whatever you want about Tiktok but it has taught an entire generation to use closed captions as the norm. Accessibility matters and Tiktokers know it
— Ade (@ADHDelaide) March 28, 2021
Show and Tell 3/31/21
did a rooster write this ??? pic.twitter.com/Am1KozfspD
— shelby lorman (@sdlorman) March 26, 2021
Quarantine has me living like a sim. It takes me six hours to cook spaghetti. If something is blocking my path i just cry
— remi (@billielurked) March 25, 2021
I was unaware of the Medieval trend of depicting Aristotle being ridden and whipped by a dominatrix named Phyllis to show the power of female sexuality over male intellect. Having just finished a comp exam where I was subjected to too much Aristotle, I'm enjoying these. pic.twitter.com/LNZTmyyZ7U
— Eduardo García-Molina (@eduardo_garcmol) March 25, 2021
when pasta needs a little bit of the water it was cooked in to feel comfortable...I don’t understand the chemistry but I understand the feeling 🥰
— Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) March 26, 2021
me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper pic.twitter.com/bmgI6nkzDj
— common tart (@katierpacker) March 25, 2021
Cat owners be like: pic.twitter.com/CJASqCBEUU
— A•M ✪ (@Sir_Mdee) March 25, 2021
I have no more passwords left in me
— P Money (@Maechez1) March 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/31/21
My bank account:
— In My Bagatha All Along (@thejdevereaux) March 28, 2021
“Do you want to have fun or funDS?” pic.twitter.com/gQkWMCXzXa
When I’m in danger of taking life too seriously, I look at my dog. pic.twitter.com/9B5BperrSI
— Eva Murray (@TriMyData) March 27, 2021
Let’s normalize not confusing someone’s free time with their availability!!!😑
— jaybabi• (@jaybabi13) March 27, 2021
how are ‘teeth’ and ‘the position of your teeth’ two separate professions
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 28, 2021
The most Icelandic video you will see today 🇮🇸pic.twitter.com/YBAaDoJ3il
— Scott Duncan (@ScottDuncanWX) March 28, 2021
I feel like my “Sunday Sads” have slowly but surely been replaced with “Is This All There Is?” Monday Evenings. The name needs work but you get it.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) March 30, 2021
Thread:
I keep thinking about @LilNasX’s video and how his journey to hell is actually more accessible to me than many Christians’ idea of getting into heaven.
— Imani Barbarin, MAGC | Crutches&Spice ♿️ (@Imani_Barbarin) March 29, 2021
He slid down a pole to hell rather than take the steps to heaven. It’s an excellent metaphor for disability & faith.
A thread: pic.twitter.com/IJG9reJZt5
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/31/21
Jim and I feel so much more protected after having our second vaccine shot and we hope the rest of you get protected too. pic.twitter.com/xKFimZb5lT
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 29, 2021
Small talk before COVID: “got any fun weekend plans?”
— Ryan Asher (@Reen_Machine) March 29, 2021
Small talk after COVID: “what do you ache for?”
VACCINATION MILESTONE: 50% of all seniors have now been fully vaccinated.
— Andy Slavitt (@aslavitt46) March 30, 2021
Y’all don’t wanna sit down. Y’all don’t wanna stay home. Y’all don’t wanna wear masks. Y’all don’t wanna get vaccinated. And you want other countries to just say okay? Fr? https://t.co/87TqYX0N2g
— Kay (@ohKAYx33) March 30, 2021
Bad US trajectory—proportion of cases #B117 is increasing at a rate of ∼7.5% per day.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 30, 2021
“U.S. is on a similar trajectory as other countries where B.1.1.7 became dominant, requiring immediate and decisive action to minimize #COVID19 morbidity & mortality”🧵https://t.co/UtKPDuKjWj pic.twitter.com/gLSS8eX7gV
Multipurpose Room 3/31/21
Blinded By the Light 3/31/21
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Early Bird Special 3/31/21
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/30/21
who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???
— billiam jaron. (@Will_daReal) March 27, 2021
I wrote a Suez sea shanty and I have no regrets pic.twitter.com/ExXcEKlUb3
— Sophia Smith Galer (@sophiasgaler) March 27, 2021
this dog is made of coconut pic.twitter.com/RFEgfDWuWN
— Capybaras (@CapybaraCountry) March 26, 2021
Blossom trees and Fawn in Nara, Japan 🇯🇵 pic.twitter.com/atxOHL0eTL
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) March 27, 2021
This Snoop Dogg story from the Seth Rogen GQ article is 😳 pic.twitter.com/fExu33VgwT
— Daniel Lunsford, maladroit plumber (@peachfish42) March 27, 2021
Cape of good hope: Well well well, look who came running back after fifteen decades pic.twitter.com/9eKvYmcBpP
— Usman Asif (@UsmanBaghi) March 25, 2021
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) March 27, 2021
Show and Tell 3/30/21
This is definitely an affair scene pic.twitter.com/XKZz29K9oJ
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) March 27, 2021
Y’all... this man flirting with me at the gas station asked me if my boyfriend was an organ donor. I told him no. Why this man gon say, “how he gon give you his heart then?” ......... get me out of New Orleans 😩😩😩😩
— piper.🦂 (@pipernicole__) March 27, 2021
google is literally free https://t.co/U4bb8Fol9Z pic.twitter.com/j79AVvccGo
— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) March 27, 2021
Oh my God???? pic.twitter.com/yWCRvWkTPB
— BLACK FEMALE LEAD (@ThisBeLi) March 27, 2021
So i did a thing today!!! pic.twitter.com/TzIcqF53HK
— Kellie Ford (@So_Al_like) March 27, 2021
Because you want to see a doggy who thinks a squirrel is in the house pic.twitter.com/SW5yvOKkNP
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) March 27, 2021
Thinking about how dogs just had the best year of their lives
— senior vice president of jerks (@rajandelman) March 27, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/30/21
I've dealt with agoraphobia and panic attacks since I was a kid, and I have been wondering for awhile if this whole thing would cause some people to experience panic attacks for the first time - not during the pandemic, but once they're able to re-enter the world.
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) March 24, 2021
Am I...am I about to fight these bagels? pic.twitter.com/jrdiJkipRT
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) March 26, 2021
I physically can not imagine Chet Hanks and Tom Hanks talking to eachother
— Kevin MickGinny (@KevMacGint) March 27, 2021
The accuracy! Where my fellow introverts at? 🙋🏿♀️🏋🏿♀️😂 #Triggered pic.twitter.com/K8z3kDIcIP
— Viola Davis (@violadavis) March 27, 2021
sorry i’m late there was this fucking cargo ship
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) March 26, 2021
I want you to park that big container ship right in this little canal
— cathy (@catherinebouris) March 25, 2021
I hate the word “tummy,” but there’s a clear difference between your stomach hurting and your tummy hurting, and I’m not sure how else to articulate that.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) March 27, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/30/21
the two pfizer doses entering my bloodstream pic.twitter.com/WD3CZDSmEY
— obj (@objsucks) March 26, 2021
BREAKING:
— Mark D. Levine (@MarkLevineNYC) March 29, 2021
* All New Yorkers aged 30+ will be eligible for covid vaccination beginning tomorrow 8:00 am.
* All New Yorkers aged 16+ will be eligible beginning April 6th 8:00 am.
BREAKING: President Biden announces that by April 19, 90%+ of Americans over 16 will be eligible for a vaccine and live within 5 miles of a place to get a vaccination.
— Andy Slavitt (@aslavitt46) March 29, 2021
And 33 million vaccines available in the coming week.
Important: CDC finds that vaccines prevent Covid infection. That means once you're vaccinated, you're much less likely to get sick AND to spread the virus to others. Getting vaccinated can save your life and the lives of people around you.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) March 29, 2021
Breaking News: The Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are proving highly effective in preventing coronavirus infections under real-world conditions, the CDC found. https://t.co/dVAmNMKBvL
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 29, 2021
CDC Director Walensky becomes emotional during today's covid briefing, saying she's ditching prepared remarks because she's scared of rising case numbers in the US. "Right now, I'm scared...I so badly want to be done...so I'm asking you to just hold on a little longer."
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 29, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/30/21
Blinded By the Light 3/30/21
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Early Bird Special 3/30/21
Monday, March 29, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/29/21
I can’t tell you how I often I read something truly brilliant written 10-20 or so years ago – very often by a woman – & I go searching for this person, assuming they have some big job at Princeton by now. But I find instead that they have completely & utterly vanished.
— Jennifer Banks (@jenniferabanks) March 24, 2021
sorry it took me eight months to respond to your text message, someone sent me an email i didnt want to read and i couldnt process any other tasks until it was gone
— innes mck (@innesmck) March 24, 2021
when someone remembers a small detail about you pic.twitter.com/EGt0kOq4vP
— ceraliz (@oryyyn) March 27, 2021
I’ve watched the video 100 times now and I’m still in awe. Further, how the woman just walks by like this is normal. pic.twitter.com/UXgwxKtGok
— David Herrmann (@herrmanndigital) March 27, 2021
This High Schooler Invented Color-Changing Sutures to Detect Infection
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 28, 2021
After winning a state science fair and becoming a finalist in a national competition, Dasia Taylor now has her sights set on a patenthttps://t.co/0CzFEh1r0K pic.twitter.com/fXgInL1S3v
Batman: NOW TALK
— Shock G 🇨🇻 (@BrowningIsland) March 27, 2021
Dude who picked up a security job to feed his kids: pic.twitter.com/32Ar0EozNF
tik tok really be out here saving lives. they have this former secret service agent giving advice on how not to get abducted. & he said “men never ask for help if a man asks you for help you need to run”
— Ryanne (@ryanneashleigh) March 28, 2021
Show and Tell 3/29/21
me: this edible is trash
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) March 25, 2021
me 25 mins later: pic.twitter.com/Ps3YmYEeAp
“Why do girls want an all female gym” pic.twitter.com/ShfmiKGHW8
— Odd Jobs Jay (@JayyBonee) March 25, 2021
My 4 year old, listening to my heart beat with his toy stethoscope, says, "I have bad news for you. I'm pretty sure there are a ton of bats in there."
— Jaime Berry (@jaime_berry3) March 24, 2021
I’ll never forget about the time I brought M*ndy K*ling her lunch and 15 seconds later she tweeted about how only getting one napkin with your lunch was insane
— Alex Freund (@AMFreund) March 24, 2021
I love how if you’re driving while the sun sets you kind of just have to hope for the best
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 25, 2021
A year later. I get tired of talking about this video. But it’s a reminder of my journey. I couldn’t get a job on TV because of my hood/Baltimore accent. I spent thousands on a speech coach. Fast forward, this week I learned I won an award from the Iowa Broadcast News Association https://t.co/4L8JP6cOAy
— Deion Broxton (@DeionBroxton) March 25, 2021
If a girl suddenly acts like she knows you in public, just play along, she might be in danger
— 𝐌𝕆𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄🕸️ (@Mohnice_) March 27, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/29/21
IDEA: App that matches you up with someone else who's bingeing the same show from 4 years ago that you are and wants to talk about that thing that just happened
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) March 27, 2021
oh to be a Buxus being given a good shake and brush half way through the hand clipping process https://t.co/3dKAzs4AJB
— jonny sun has a new book coming out in april! (@jonnysun) March 26, 2021
life is grand my loved one. each day is a gift https://t.co/juuXzu3yZq pic.twitter.com/SPt3QAzOH1
— Bigg Pound (@biggpound) March 28, 2021
Why isn’t Cobra Kai called The Karate Adult
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) March 28, 2021
The Holland sea of flowers in full bloom. Over 30 million tulips. pic.twitter.com/wdJ6qG0onI
— dominic dyer (@domdyer70) March 27, 2021
sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay
— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) March 26, 2021
Sometimes I think abt how amazing Bowen is and how he uses his platform to do good and how loved he is and how that racist who got cast on SNL at the same time and fired immediately gets to see him thrive. anyway make good choices everyone! pic.twitter.com/3glanyQ8uD
— TZE THEE CHUN (@thetzechun) March 28, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/29/21
💡ANTIBODIES FOR NEWBORNS—Pfizer & Moderna #COVID19 vaccines are effective in pregnant and lactating women, who can pass protective antibodies to newborns.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 28, 2021
Huge—The antibody levels were "strikingly higher" than from natural infection during pregnancy.🧵https://t.co/JIwU4EBG3Z
We know its a race between vaccinations & variants
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) March 28, 2021
Well, despite phenomenal vaccination rates, variants pulled ahead this week
Infections up in 34 states
Test positivity up in 38
Hospitalizations up in 20
Holding tight until more folks vaccinated key to winning this race pic.twitter.com/15SbgPx5JU
[dashboard confessional voice] VACCINATED
— 𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝓂 (@YuckyTom) March 27, 2021
BREAKING—Mexico's 🇲🇽 government is acknowledging in a quietly released report that the country's true death toll from the coronavirus pandemic now stands above 321,000. That is almost 60% more than Mexico’s official test-confirmed number #COVID19 cases.🧵https://t.co/mTF2MllhRN pic.twitter.com/wqxTrIvX9c
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 28, 2021
can’t wait to put “fully vaccinated” on my dating profiles like an adoptable dog
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) March 27, 2021
Me BEFORE Me AFTER
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) March 27, 2021
the vaccine: the vaccine: pic.twitter.com/McBQDdPVhC
Multipurpose Room 3/29/21
Blinded By the Light 3/29/21
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
Check for new blinds sporadically at All About the Tea, Bossip, Lainey Gossip, Naughty Gossip, Page Six, Perez Hilton, Sandra Rose, Tamara Tattles, and TV Line.
You can also follow DeuxMoi on Instagram to get your trashy blind item fix (the account is private, so you have to request to follow them).
Early Bird Special 3/29/21
You will never convince me that Chet Hanks is anything but an elaborate prank designed by Hollywood execs to test the limits of Tom Hanks' marketability. https://t.co/kml5K7RTHa
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) March 27, 2021