Saturday, April 17, 2021
Friday, April 16, 2021
Feel Good Friday 4/16/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/16/21
Look, the pandemic has been hard on everyone but it hasn’t been this hard for *anyone*. pic.twitter.com/t5Q4e09Edx
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) April 14, 2021
During quarantine, my dog has used a combination of intense sitting and adorable staring to bargain her dinner time down from 5 to 330. It’s now 2:50...hold the line, Tommy. Hold the line. pic.twitter.com/j2KLPkP3gg
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) April 13, 2021
bench made me cry pic.twitter.com/iuRf1giFZT
— ella dawson is writing on patreon (@brosandprose) April 13, 2021
Whenever I mess up an experiment I just think of what a pigeon considers a successful nest pic.twitter.com/dgUNQeDINK
— Nick Chiappini 🏳️🌈⚗️ (@ndchiappini) April 12, 2021
taco bell employee gave me my order and said “see you again tomorrow” pic.twitter.com/tSQSyJlWhL
— Ty (@killmepill) April 13, 2021
I want a 7-part HBO docuseries about wtf was happening on the set of America’s Next Top Model pic.twitter.com/aZwsFiTjPH
— Dylan Hafer (@thedylanhafer) April 13, 2021
Show and Tell 4/16/21
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table
— suki (@desukidesu) April 12, 2021
waiter: white or red?
me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers
I said maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) April 14, 2021
all bodies are beach bodies but only some boys are the beach boys hope this helps
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) April 14, 2021
one of my friends got totally hammered at a literary event & went up to his friend who'd given his book four stars on goodreads & screamed "WHERE'S THE FIFTH STAR BITCH?" & they never spoke again & this is my favorite story about goodreads
— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) April 14, 2021
Thread:
I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their
— mehole fartin (@abbiehive) April 14, 2021
I think I found a perfect place for Spongebob. pic.twitter.com/c8ubHKTtbu
— SOUL (@SoulKingLives) April 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/16/21
"WHO TOOK MY?!!!! ohh found it" pic.twitter.com/8BgI1qQyOQ
— ᴬʳᵠᵘᶦ (@iamarqui) April 15, 2021
my brother is doing a diversity training at work and this is one of the slides pic.twitter.com/zrj8zNMnNU
— Maddy Court (@worrierprincess) April 13, 2021
Caught my toddler questioning the baby. He wanted my newborn baby to admit that he can talk. Told the baby I KNOW YOU CAN TALK. It was a full on interrogation. Lmao I’m not letting him watch Boss Baby no more. He tweakin
— Pzifer Puss (@gorgeousmia91) April 13, 2021
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her pic.twitter.com/dmrSZmTSsV
— michael cruz kayne (@CruzKayne) April 13, 2021
let’s make some noise for the enchanted forest kitty sanctuary pic.twitter.com/ZRAVovw5m8
— sainty (@saintyemmy) April 10, 2021
My local Indian takeout place has a form option called “Potato level” and frankly I think this should be a field in every web form pic.twitter.com/NFPDa3VQFw
— Denise Yu (@deniseyu21) April 3, 2021
i am inexplicably delighted by this photo of nic cage pointing out his hollywood walk of fame star to his fifth wife pic.twitter.com/Rq1hNx9ei9
— internet baby (@kirkpate) April 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/16/21
CDC identifies only 5,800 Covid-19 infections after the final vaccine, out of more than 66 million. And those who got it had mild cases. https://t.co/gvBu6s1mlQ
— Eliza Collins (@elizacollins1) April 15, 2021
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla said Thursday people will “likely” need a booster dose of a Covid-19 vaccine within 12 months of getting fully vaccinated.https://t.co/0JRAwp3lNs
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 15, 2021
💡GOOD NEWS—Moderna expects to have a #COVID19 vaccine booster shot available by the fall adapted for likely the #B1351 🇿🇦 variant. For the past month, NIH has been testing 3rd vaccine doses to enhance Moderna’s efficacy against emerging variants. 🧵 https://t.co/RNvAH5pUPP
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 15, 2021
MIXING SUBSTITUTE VACCINE—Germany 🇩🇪 has just approved a new move to give people aged <60 who have been given a first dose of the Oxford-AstraZeneca #COVID19 vaccine a different jab for their 2nd dose— approving Pfizer & Moderna for 2nd dose as substitute.https://t.co/LzBMTGASFS
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 15, 2021
Brazilian 🇧🇷 children—even babies—are dying of #COVID19. Comparing excess of deaths by unspecified ARS during pandemic, & found 10x more deaths than past years—estimates that #SARSCoV2 in fact killed 2,060 🇧🇷 children <9 years old, including 1,302 babies. https://t.co/KiGjTHffKw
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 15, 2021
Multipurpose Room 4/16/21
Blinded By the Light 4/16/21
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Early Bird Special 4/16/21
Thursday, April 15, 2021
Deep Thoughts 4/15/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/15/21
Sally Jesse Raphael and her sister Sally Jesse Donatello pic.twitter.com/5EYxlgVNdm
— Brandon Ream (@Reamkore) April 10, 2021
Every week I think about the woman whose boyfriend didn’t wipe his ass and flicked his dried crust everywhere. Horror story.
— roxane gay (@rgay) April 10, 2021
vaccine summer will not even come close to the manic social energy of the summer Pokemon Go came out
— allison (@allisongeroi) April 12, 2021
david tennant u are the light of my life pic.twitter.com/VasPppk9La
— jackie (@mcavoyboy) April 12, 2021
garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
— mia (@miaharaguchi) April 12, 2021
bruh how u gonna just kidnap a bear and make it go gym https://t.co/2FIjTQayoN
— Stringer Bell (@croydonruntings) April 11, 2021
when cartoon mice sleep in a little matchbox or a sardine tin... doesn’t get any better than that
— Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) April 13, 2021
Show and Tell 4/15/21
I’ve said it before and I stand by it: you can put Wes Anderson next to any two of his cast members and he will look like a face mashup app result pic.twitter.com/tHKkaPS4Gq
— Mira (@mpolkadot_) April 9, 2021
the most chaotic opening to any screenplay I’ve ever read was one that just started with the title card “16 years later”
— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) April 10, 2021
microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 10, 2021
me: the earth isn’t flat
— kie (@kieransofar) April 9, 2021
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
I remember discussing this in the writers room as if it were no big deal. As if it were throwing away a coffee cup. https://t.co/0Fc7aXDgih
— JS (@Anthologist) April 10, 2021
New blue just dropped https://t.co/FyerCkyyjy
— COVID and Cambria (@BoringDrew) April 10, 2021
miami lewwwwks. cubana biiiiit€h out here pic.twitter.com/Lm3tNB38CI
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) April 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/15/21
Absolutely losing my mind at this Herzog interview pic.twitter.com/FUk9oIYyFL
— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) April 13, 2021
Y’all. pic.twitter.com/926U08DehZ
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) April 13, 2021
“inshallah they find him” lmaooo pic.twitter.com/vMVUvukxlF
— ChampagneJuJu (@jhabashy15) April 12, 2021
this sounds like the adoption profile for a bulldog named Onion Ring https://t.co/IIbEA8y6PG
— Joey Lyons (@jdlyons56) April 12, 2021
me: with this revolutionary vaccine creating powerful antibodies coursing through my veins, i am absolutely unstoppable and ready to enjoy my life again
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 12, 2021
tree pollen: pic.twitter.com/UDm48nCdbd
The Setup Vs. The Shot pic.twitter.com/jlay8qWcts
— Cameron Reed (@CAMSVISUALART) April 12, 2021
I was expecting a post-vax spring of hedonism & self objectification but instead I feel "protective" of "my energy" and want to be with people I "trust" 🙄 what a ripoff
— jes tom 🍠 (@jestom) April 12, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/15/21
Shot 2 done and done. pic.twitter.com/fiyByBzVud
— Alex Winter (@Winter) April 14, 2021
coronavirus cases among health care workers have plummeted to their lowest levels ever in LA County
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) April 14, 2021
love to see vaccinations at work pic.twitter.com/Hg0JSXLqh7
Zero NBA players have tested positive for coronavirus out of 488 tested since April 7, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 14, 2021
The @CDCgov used 3 virus simulation tests to see how #COVID19 disperses inside aircraft, and the, "model predicts a 23% to 57% reduction in exposure to viable virus particles when middle seats are kept vacant."
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) April 14, 2021
Airlines are removing empty seats, though.https://t.co/jwaSbuDvfl
Denmark is now doing close to half a million COVID-19 tests a day - most of them rapid antigen tests. That's ~8% of the population - every. single. day.
— Kristian G. Andersen (@K_G_Andersen) April 14, 2021
Is this the key to keeping B.1.1.7 in check? Which they have managed to do so far (and cases are decreasing). pic.twitter.com/Do7xQaH4to
So, men. Let's discuss.
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) April 14, 2021
Yes, millions of men have gotten vaccinated against the coronavirus. But women are getting vaccinated at higher rates. In LA County, 44% of women have been vaccinated and only 30% of men.
My latest: https://t.co/JqdntcD1XJ
Multipurpose Room 4/15/21
Blinded By the Light 4/15/21
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Early Bird Special 4/15/21
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/14/21
will they stop going to space and tell us what’s at the bottom of the ocean already
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) April 11, 2021
Teacher: What's going on? what is that smell?
— 🪐 (@2am_vibxz) April 9, 2021
Me at the back of the class: pic.twitter.com/1mNCe1u2af
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
— Avery Edison (@aedison) April 11, 2021
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
My therapist told me that if I had to perform "at my best" all the time, then it wouldn't be my best, it'd be my norm.
— Yesenia Perez-Cruz (@yeseniaa) April 9, 2021
I need a moment to recover. 😂
double the excitement !
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 10, 2021
(viralhog) pic.twitter.com/1Fkq1t0VQg
once I've read both of these I'll be unstoppable pic.twitter.com/IWu4pbxxjM
— Jonathan Ichikawa (@jichikawa) April 10, 2021
Gonna start a sperm donor agency called “get a load of this guy”
— alexandria love (sorry) (@alexfromoakland) April 9, 2021
Show and Tell 4/14/21
Lot of people making fun of this headline, but I ABSOLUTELY believe Elon Musk could make a zoo where everything breaks and a lot of people die https://t.co/se7v0NIRx3
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 8, 2021
The best thing I learned today is Squirrels will adopt other squirrels babies if they are abandoned. pic.twitter.com/QZrJdqby4K
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 8, 2021
I’m almost 50, and here is the best thing I have learned so far: every strange thing you’ve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you have ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it. No love, however brief, is wasted.
— Louise Miller 🐐 (@louisethebaker) April 8, 2021
My niece asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer!" by The Monkees because she found it annoying. I first thought she was kidding.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) April 8, 2021
But then I saw her face...
Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake https://t.co/lmkZ5JKFWe
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
Raise your hand if you were inspired to read by @levarburton. #NationalLibraryWeek pic.twitter.com/89K9FISS06
— L.A. Public Library (@LAPublicLibrary) April 8, 2021
wat if we were two porcelain cats drinking milk together pic.twitter.com/SocvYFnwTY
— 🎧aloe🪓 (@skincarvr) April 9, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/14/21
FULL INTERVIEW: Former “Bachelor” star @colton Underwood speaks his truth and comes out to @RobinRoberts: “I’m gay. And I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it.” https://t.co/1nbY7029Qt
— Good Morning America (@GMA) April 14, 2021
Going into Coming out of lockdown lockdown pic.twitter.com/9hxEZfhdEG
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 11, 2021
I would like Apple to stop being cowards and to bring the original iBooks back pic.twitter.com/9XMNd71Mhi
— Z (@ziqqix) April 9, 2021
Godzilla vs. Kong but it’s just a coupla sweet boys lookin for snacks pic.twitter.com/vAX3sttbvT
— Ryan H. Jeepers (@rjameshitchcock) April 10, 2021
Little grind session! Let’s gooooo 2021! Feeelin goodie good!! pic.twitter.com/Lu9T8CHWj6
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) April 11, 2021
A house near me has a big polar bear in the window that they used to dress up every day in first lockdown and now they’ve added........ Stanley Tucci? pic.twitter.com/UcLkxWXOdL
— Bethany (@bethanyrutter) April 10, 2021
is this the shining pic.twitter.com/gbLqKV2YNo
— jobee (green rat) (@milkglutton_) April 10, 2021
This rose quartz interior is sublime 🌸 pic.twitter.com/46CH0rfCuv
— INTERIOR PORN (@INTERIORPORN1) April 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/14/21
my vaccine lady held out the little Moderna vial to me like a sommelier would show you a wine bottle and i sort of panicked and said "yes perfect thank you" like a fucking idiot
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) April 11, 2021
KEY POINTS ON J&J
— Ben Wakana (@benwakana46) April 13, 2021
-Pause is out of abundance of caution.
-6 blood clots in 6.8M doses administered.
-Pause will NOT have a significant impact on our vaccination plan.
-We're pushing out 25M Pfizer and Moderna doses each week.
- J&J = less than 5%of the shots in arms in US
A few comments on the J&J news:
— Natalie E. Dean, PhD (@nataliexdean) April 13, 2021
- A pause is not permanent
- The FDA is cautious because it’s important to be responsive to any safety concern; long-term trust is easily lost
- We have additional insights from the AZ vaccine used in Europe, which is also adenovirus-based
1/2 https://t.co/ShdWrBo7rn
If you’re freaking out that 6 people out of 7 million have developed blood clots from the J&J shot- you should see the the statistics on birth control pic.twitter.com/oO7reT22pe
— Katy Stoll (@katystoll) April 13, 2021
I’m all for safety but women have been getting blood clots from birth control for decades and they haven’t tried particularly hard to modify that
— Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish) April 13, 2021
It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.
— Hannah Thomasy, PhD (@HannahThomasy) April 12, 2021
Here's my @PostOpinions op-ed on the Johnson & Johnson #covid19 #vaccine pause.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) April 13, 2021
Biggest takeaway: I hope that people feel even more reassured about vaccine safety, because they see how quickly, carefully & transparently our regulatory agencies are.https://t.co/gF5yq47AzL
UK hospital study showing those with surgical masks more likely to be infected than those w/ N95 masks (suggests aerosol inhalation).
— Kimberly Prather, Ph.D. (@kprather88) April 12, 2021
Shields, A. et al, SARS-CoV-2 seroprevalence and asymptomatic viral carriage in healthcare workers: a cross-sectional study. Thorax 2020. pic.twitter.com/H1KdwIBFlF
Multipurpose Room 4/14/21
Blinded By the Light 4/14/21
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Early Bird Special 4/14/21
Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Deep Thoughts 4/13/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/13/21
oh my god... I’m on my Tumblr archive in 2016 and I posted an nyc loft as an inspiration picture just hoping and dreaming.. I literally live next door... it’s my neighbor’s apartment lol... I’m in disbelief... no one in the world can manifest like me...
— wian fin (@rianphin) April 11, 2021
i would like to be held like this pic.twitter.com/FLBdxukBpg
— Shut up Dirty 💞🦋💐🧚🏽♀️ (@not_sheila) April 10, 2021
I had an audition last week and they asked if I had any special skills. I told them that I can connect almost any actor they named to One Tree Hill. After three rounds I got the job.
— Krystina Arielle 🦖 (@KrystinaArielle) April 11, 2021
Make a movie about the TA who had to teach 90% of Indiana Jones’ classes.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 12, 2021
I feel so lucky to have had the completely joyful experience of getting to be in a Steven Soderbergh film. He is collaborative, brilliant, kind, exciting, & ridiculously fun to be around. My apologies to every director I’ve worked with since for where my expectations are now set https://t.co/ydGn5UFXHX
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) April 12, 2021
In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 12, 2021
I feel like if you told people about the old Lyft pink moustaches they wouldn’t believe you
— Max Lockie (@staphwriter) April 11, 2021
Show and Tell 4/13/21
— Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) April 12, 2021
my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? pic.twitter.com/lYdXYtgHOw
— 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 🔮💫👁 (@devilmeadow) April 10, 2021
these feel the same to me pic.twitter.com/6Wb2qiRp6z
— bikini kill bag (@DankMemegan) April 10, 2021
I SEE WHY OLD PEOPLE SIT ON THE PORCH.. THIS SHIT ALRIGHT!! 😂
— BHB_ManmaN🖤 (@Nukway_Gunplay) April 11, 2021
finally watched Blade, which puts the entire MCU to shame pic.twitter.com/IkMKBTcbCf
— rob trench (@robtrench) April 11, 2021
The way I screamed after watching the end of this video! 😩😩😩😂 pic.twitter.com/gTmu58sezO
— Stepmother of Dragons 🐲 (@cheembeam) April 12, 2021
My dating profile: pic.twitter.com/Zm7iWsXTXN
— Christian Becker (@TheAmazingBeck) April 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/13/21
Finally got his own room! pic.twitter.com/DfTc6hLrNS
— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) April 11, 2021
just heard my neighbors having sex and the lady just yelled ‘stop! this sucks’ lmaoo omggg
— 2Biggie ♈️ (@telly2timess) April 11, 2021
his name is grape soda pic.twitter.com/bfKCFZhI5A
— cora :) (@coraraejepsen) April 10, 2021
How did she manage to make the cats to sit on the chairs like that LOOOL https://t.co/bivxyAVeC3
— SamaEl (@Sxma__El) April 10, 2021
I am not ready to be dealing with people in person. I cannot mute myself or turn off my camera
— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) April 11, 2021
“Just got vaccinated this summer’s about to be lit!” pic.twitter.com/ic98J4yTL8
— Danny Neary (@itsdannyneary) April 11, 2021
Some days are just hard. On those days it’s okay to not be okay and to head to bed hoping that tomorrow will be better.
— Brian Wallach (@bsw5020) April 11, 2021
Good night moon.
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/13/21
i propose an alliance pic.twitter.com/adcuvuP0ql
— miles klee 🌲 (@MilesKlee) April 9, 2021
We don't yet know how long vaccine protection lasts, but it's definitely longer than 6 months and could be much longer. Time will tell.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) April 12, 2021
Sweden 🇸🇪 has the highest #COVID19 per capita in Europe for the past week! Its Scandinavian neighbors that didn’t negligently go for natural infection herd... all among the lowest.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) April 12, 2021
Swedish pandemic leadership is an utter failure and likely responsible for pandemicide. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/mAqSgvMI3y
It is so hard watch a global train wreck that you know can be stopped. Until @WHO acknowledges airborne, this pandemic will not end. Other places that have acknowledged #COVIDisAirborne have done much better than places that didn’t. Taiwan never shut down. 7 deaths in 24M.
— Kimberly Prather, Ph.D. (@kprather88) April 10, 2021
Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI knows what’s up pic.twitter.com/EuQDHiHsoE
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) April 11, 2021
Are we ready to deal with the long-term consequences of this? https://t.co/NE7if0CzQT
— Sherrilyn Ifill (@Sifill_LDF) April 11, 2021
Multipurpose Room 4/13/21
Blinded By the Light 4/13/21
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Early Bird Special 4/13/21
Monday, April 12, 2021
Deep Thoughts 4/12/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 4/12/21
— brands getting owned (@BrandsOwned) April 8, 2021
*I grab my keys*
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) April 9, 2021
my dog: pic.twitter.com/iDNUetiSLj
These was on sale at the dollar tree ion know why they shaped like dat ? pic.twitter.com/9bDUjh0M5Q
— Big Healthy (@Jayandstuff) April 8, 2021
All Godzillas are beautiful. pic.twitter.com/cIdwyNf4gH
— Queen Ghidorah (@RhysChryspies) April 8, 2021
khloe kardashian & the rest of that family tryin to figure out why ig beauty standards are so toxic pic.twitter.com/NMn8cRaafE
— valhime (@valyonce) April 8, 2021
Reminder: When a man tells you a woman is “crazy” there’s something she knows about him that he doesn’t want you to believe.
— Kate Kelly (@Kate_Kelly_Esq) April 9, 2021
There are no exceptions to this rule.
Show and Tell 4/12/21
Good morning my friend’s father just sent me this pic.twitter.com/u4jungb56R
— IG: clarkebetz 🕊 (@dovenymph) April 9, 2021
I forgot about this tweet from July 2019 https://t.co/MV0VKV04GN
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 10, 2021
It just fucks me up that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuck is Illinois
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) April 9, 2021
This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile. pic.twitter.com/rdn3X6GeWH
— Hot Little Mongoose (@HLMongoose) April 9, 2021
How do you do, fellow trees? pic.twitter.com/ip7tLPRzV1
— Goats? (@Gooooats) April 8, 2021
#mentalgrind 🎧🪐🎧 pic.twitter.com/fhRvPyb5F0
— Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) April 9, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/12/21
Today at 0800 hours I was informed that my 3rd grade taekwondo class had portraits taken...this is my story pic.twitter.com/nE5XLwe6ui
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) April 9, 2021
Ooh, honey, Venmo is a whole world of wild! Did Little Matthew not know? I quit Venmo after writing this piece for @curiouspub over at @Medium... (1/2) https://t.co/v4VFt2DEWf
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) April 9, 2021
i’ve never been wrong about anything except for every single person i’ve ever had a crush on
— al (@local__celeb) April 8, 2021
Story of a 66-year-old researcher, an immigrant, who rarely got grants, never got her own lab, never earned more than $60K. For four decades, she kept working on mRNA—a path considered foolish. Her work is the basis for the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. https://t.co/wOvCEM8jja
— Nathan Heller (@nathanheller) April 9, 2021
Me waiting for GrubHub to deliver my $7 sandwich from 2 blocks away for $30 pic.twitter.com/NM7bfH4F44
— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) April 7, 2021
in lieu of filing taxes I am requesting that a witch turn me into a mountain bluebird pic.twitter.com/SRvoyojbmC
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) April 9, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 4/12/21
What's the state of the pandemic in the US?
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) April 10, 2021
In last month
B.1.1.7 and other variants have become dominant
90M vaccines have gone into arms
Cases are up about 20%
Here's the key graph for US since Feb 1
Its a Rorschach test
I see it as mostly good news
Thread pic.twitter.com/39Ad8HSCp4
Thread:
The US vaccination campaign is facing a fundamental challenge: getting the vaccine where it’s needed most. Millions of Americans are still unprotected, many of them at high risk of severe illness. Our 4th surge is beginning. Lives are at stake. 1 of thread/
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) April 9, 2021
For weeks, have been concerned we were going to hit a wall with vaccinations
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) April 9, 2021
Demand would lag supply sooner than folks thought
And that's happening now in Mississippi and elsewhere
In those places, we need to work on both confidence and ease of accesshttps://t.co/y8Zbzv9K4A
Today I ran errands after my 2nd vaccine
— Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755) April 10, 2021
A few times, crossing paths w/someone & exchanging a word or 2, I happily said: just got my 2nd vaccine!
The guy at the drug store.
The guy in the elevator.
"Pfizer or Moderna?"
Total strangers suddenly having an intense vaccine convo.
Me and the rest of the Pfizer crew getting ready to rumble with the Moderna boys. pic.twitter.com/HI9tFiXi3b
— Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) April 9, 2021
Wolverine’s healing ability can’t save me from COVID. But the vaccine can. Get it! pic.twitter.com/oMuYiqr6Jr
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) April 8, 2021
Multipurpose Room 4/12/21
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