Saturday, August 29, 2020
Friday, August 28, 2020
Feel Good Friday 8/28/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/28/20
170 days in quarantine and I think I’m still sane 🤪 pic.twitter.com/FEimTodHNN
— Anthony Hopkins (@AnthonyHopkins) August 26, 2020
Quarantine weeks go so quickly that Monday doesn’t count, Tuesday is Thursday and the weekend is six hours.
— John Francis Daley (@JohnFDaley) August 27, 2020
THE SMILE pic.twitter.com/gKjtqXhAEZ
— eʀɪᴄᴋᴀ (@Erickajamon) August 25, 2020
I don't know what an "afternoon delight" is but I assume it's this. pic.twitter.com/QHoqsTEHIj
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ 🖤s her mailman (@elle91) August 26, 2020
Hey guys, wanna feel old?
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 26, 2020
I'm 40.
You're welcome.
in the mid 2000s you could just walk into a movie and have no idea if mos def would be in it....but sure enough, there he'd be, supportive and charming and honestly a pretty good actor
— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) August 26, 2020
Just put Skype out of business pic.twitter.com/h4Y9O8WCzb
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) August 25, 2020
Show and Tell 8/28/20
this is it, this is the most relatable an alligator has ever been pic.twitter.com/gdSZDJEUeO
— Brett (@Relentlessbored) August 26, 2020
The Northern Lights is real life Magic 😍 pic.twitter.com/8f36X7tYF9
— Jordan Werbenjagermanjensen (#1) (@Theory901) August 25, 2020
— Claudius (@xclaudius) August 25, 2020
we all need to expect about 40% less productivity from each other than normal and yet somehow everyone seems to expect 140% right now
— Robin Thede (@robinthede) August 27, 2020
the Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life. pic.twitter.com/b4rkkL6jK8
— nick (@LouBegaVEVO) August 27, 2020
Gays invented sex. Should’ve known we were coming through with the ultimate dance cover. pic.twitter.com/t3ADnzSFaw
— Pastor Kitty (@Stephen_Dewayne) August 26, 2020
WAP x S&M.. this is sickening pic.twitter.com/7rfdT5N0Ic
— dani (@kordeilogy) August 26, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/28/20
What a concept. https://t.co/Q1yk03eJMm
— stacia l. brown (@slb79) August 26, 2020
Anthony Fauci was in the operating room under general anesthesia last Thursday when the White House coronavirus task force approved the narrowing of CDC testing recommendations to exclude asymptomatic individuals, according to CNN's Sanjay Gupta.https://t.co/jMElICdEUx
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 26, 2020
UPDATE: Dr. Fauci confirms to CNN that he *didn't* sign off on the changes, though the White House claims he did; that he was literally *under anesthesia* when the change occurred; and that he opposes the change. Every American of conscience should be absolutely livid about this. pic.twitter.com/L8zDUPWF0w
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) August 26, 2020
American Medical Association: "Months into this pandemic, we know COVID-19 is spread by asymptomatic people. Suggesting that people without symptoms, who have known exposure to COVID-positive individuals, do not need testing is a recipe for community spread and more spikes."
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 27, 2020
More Americans have died the past four months -- in Donald Trump's America -- than any four month period in US history. https://t.co/CDPj7oDnil
— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) August 27, 2020
The gorgeous Molly Jong Fast tells us how we get through the unthinkable with lessons she learned from AA.
— Kate Bowler (@KatecBowler) August 26, 2020
You can't solve tomorrow. But you can get through today. https://t.co/CVkARSAgWd
Wearing a mask with sunglasses gives me a level of anonymity I’ve desired.
— its only my 11,208 day out here idk (@tweetlikeriri) August 25, 2020
No Justice, No Peace 8/28/20
Trevor Noah out here with a full-on afro and some righteous anger and I’m so here for it. pic.twitter.com/XcjmDEQ4ys
— Maya Harris (@mayaharris_) August 27, 2020
— Viola Davis (@violadavis) August 27, 2020
I know so many black fathers who feel exactly like Robert Horry
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) August 27, 2020
pic.twitter.com/eGAV2tY43w
Terrorism is covered really weird when it’s a white person. https://t.co/mazGFNqoe5
— Dary Rezvani for SCCCD Trustee Area 3 (@DaryRezvani) August 26, 2020
Facebook knew and did nothing and two people were murdered. https://t.co/36yRoAov2J
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) August 27, 2020
Facebook chose not to act on militia complaints before Kenosha shooting
— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) August 26, 2020
"Multiple users reported the account for inciting violence, but were told it did not violate platform policy"https://t.co/aSjsD6cGfN
Kenosha police let Kyle Rittenhouse leave the state after murdering 2 people, but wouldn't let Jacob Blake get into his car.
— Moneybagg Yo(hannes) 🇪🇷 (@AronYohannes) August 26, 2020
Facebook has completely lost control of its platform. https://t.co/yZhyNO9O8p
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 27, 2020
So we’re all clear what’s going on here, yea? pic.twitter.com/6khlkOhsny
— Mrs. McG (@mrsmcglover) August 27, 2020
This is Ted Bundy doing the dishes https://t.co/ncKKJYVi73 pic.twitter.com/jcszmmSLSQ
— Vanessa McKee (@vmenendezb) August 27, 2020
remember that he's the father of a black son. i wish that kid the best. https://t.co/aLHiBPacWM
— bomani (@bomani_jones) August 27, 2020
Just 👏🏾make 👏🏾sure 👏🏾you 👏🏾applaud 👏🏾the 👏🏾WNBA 👏🏾as 👏🏾loudly 👏🏾as 👏🏾the 👏🏾NBA 👏🏾players 👏🏾in 👏🏾this 👏🏾moment👏🏾
— Alex Covington (@AlexNoelleCov) August 27, 2020
These women are absolute WARRIORS. pic.twitter.com/0N1dBNtSmR
— John McClane Stan account (@Be_ll_adonna) August 26, 2020
Feel like the FBI is trying to tell us something, not sure what though! pic.twitter.com/PuU58EjdTe
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) August 26, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/28/20
Blinded By the Light 8/28/20
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Early Bird Special 8/28/20
Kerry Washington interview Tracee Ellis Ross for Elle Magazine.
50 Cent talks cancel culture.
Kate Winslet says Contagion helped prepare her for the pandemic.
Joe Ruby, co-creator of Scooby Doo, has passed away at the age of 87.
Thursday, August 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/27/20
i think about this scene a lot pic.twitter.com/EBjR2aZrvr
— ✫*゚・゚𝖎𝖘𝖒𝖔 。.☆. * (@FREAKYPRlNCESS) August 24, 2020
Why is "the chosen one" always a teenager? We're really gonna put the fate of the universe on someone with an undeveloped prefrontal cortex? Give me a story with a chosen one who is a 42 year old mom that has already seen some shit and is totally out of fucks to give
— kathedrals (@kathryniveyy) August 23, 2020
Is ANYONE able to sleep normally anymore?!
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) August 25, 2020
Today in a Zoom class my professor casually mentioned her cat and one brave student spoke up: pic.twitter.com/C00eCYQydb
— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) August 25, 2020
another rainforest being destroyed to make room for corporations💔 when will it end https://t.co/d7ghwzs3Pi
— taylor 🧍🏾♀️ (@ripmisskeisha) August 24, 2020
Me quitting my job knowing that I’ve left several important projects unfinished pic.twitter.com/OnLfhuaxjH
— Swolemite (@QuintenLamar) August 25, 2020
Show and Tell 8/27/20
Hear me out: the Vatican, but for cats, and we call it the Catican— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) August 25, 2020
Stuart Freeborn the creator of Yoda, late 1970s. "I made Yoda's face based on mine" pic.twitter.com/dQdH94yq0U— Things from the past 📷🎥 (@moodvintage) August 25, 2020
the most frustrating thing is when it's emotionally Hoodie Season but meteorologically still Tank Top Season— Emily Hughes ✨ (@emilyhughes) August 24, 2020
Dunkin Donuts is out here having a breakdown like the rest of us pic.twitter.com/3RNUgMQbuZ— Dwight “Mountain Mama” Davis (@tdwightdavis) August 24, 2020
— Morgan Von Steen (@mvonsteen) August 25, 2020
I am always too afraid to exclaim, “in THIS economy??” bc I don’t know how the economy works and am nervous someone will ask a follow up question— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 25, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/27/20
Isaac Newton: finally i’ve figured out gravity
— Glenn (@Shenaniglenns) August 25, 2020
Dairy Queen employee: here’s ur blizzard [flips it]
Isaac: are you fucking k-
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) August 25, 2020
Had a babablast catching up over a socially distanced lunch with one of my CT neighbors #Bababooey pic.twitter.com/2Opuykhk2k
— Tom Bergeron (@Tom_Bergeron) August 25, 2020
texting Iranian guy 2 years older than me:
— Arash Karami (@thekarami) August 25, 2020
salaam aghaye Hojati, I hope you and your family are doing well. I was wondering if it would be okay to call you regarding a question I had. Thank you for your time.
texting white guy 20 years older than me:
hi Bill please call me
wish i had the confidence of the woman trying to sell this cheese grater as an earring rack on etsy pic.twitter.com/SFRw4KSiuH
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) August 25, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/27/20
y’all be like “we had so much fun at our ‘socially distanced’ dinner party!” pic.twitter.com/knAjiA0fFx
— samantha reid (@sammmreid) August 24, 2020
University of Alabama reports more than 500 confirmed COVID-19 cases. https://t.co/1ZqB0nVLNx
— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) August 24, 2020
Quarantine has taught me that talking to yourself is nowhere near as insane as saying absolutely nothing all day
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) August 25, 2020
New virus cases decline in the US and experts credit maskshttps://t.co/XEOINAwHXF
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) August 25, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/27/20
Blinded By the Light 8/27/20
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Early Bird Special 8/27/20
Ava DuVernay interviews Angela Davis for Vanity Fair.
Rachel Leigh Cook talks dating after divorce.
Brad Pitt, 56, is dating German model Nicole Poturalski, 27.
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/26/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/26/20
british people be like "my nan's recipe❤️" https://t.co/jMV07acQFH
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) August 23, 2020
when the Zoom call ends and I am left with my thoughts pic.twitter.com/BBp6NEDg4C
— ruby (@roobeekeane) August 23, 2020
Vampires be 109 years old and be going after 16 year old girls..... pic.twitter.com/P1LxdER4SX
— amin (@aminoncinema) August 23, 2020
I’m an environmental sociologist and I cannot stress ENOUGH that the majority of environmental harm on our planet is caused by CORPORATIONS & the WEALTHY & focusing on changing individual actions over holding capitalists accountable will not slow climate catastrophe at all
— yools (@yoolia_) August 23, 2020
Oh, to be a cow floating peacefully along an irrigation canal pic.twitter.com/Z2uSfhxvI3
— Benjamin Tassie (@benjamintassie) August 23, 2020
do u think the hulk is green apple flavored or lime
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) August 23, 2020
Show and Tell 8/26/20
Bob the Builder: can we fix it?— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) August 23, 2020
Bob’s Wife’s Attorney: please just sign the papers, Robert.
Pretty sure I found the quintessential American breakfast food pic.twitter.com/61dBQmm2Rv— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) August 24, 2020
When the escalator at DuPont Circle is not working. pic.twitter.com/DDZgX4YdlR— Reggie Noble (@kidnoble) August 24, 2020
Wholesome content pic.twitter.com/snj8MhQEX5— Dough-Mayne Diego (@Simplemachines_) August 24, 2020
everyone defending oatmeal is like, “oh once i add 17 things to it, it tastes so good!”— zae (@ItsZaeOk) August 23, 2020
i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this pic.twitter.com/HH03qAouOE— malik💕 (@AshyMalik) August 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/26/20
Anyone else’s parents tell you after the fact that they had a medical scare?
— ᴛʜᴇᴀ ʟᴜx (@thealux) August 23, 2020
“Oh, we didn’t want to worry you. We died last week.”
normal writers: how
— Drew McKevitt (@drewmckevitt) August 24, 2020
academics: the ways in which
parents: we just want you to be yourself
— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 24, 2020
me: *gets a tattoo*
parents: you have disgraced the family
I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2020
Gets better with every view 😭 pic.twitter.com/cJQV9Xcg7i
watch to die instantly https://t.co/VCFudecxBu pic.twitter.com/CUmnmN6O0O
— thot chocolate (@shreyabasu003) August 12, 2020
Conservative Party:
— J (@JayOdjick) August 24, 2020
"Take Canada Back".
Indigenous people:
How far back we talkin'?
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/26/20
Muslim women who wear a face veil must legally remove it and ensure their face is completely visible for a driver’s license photo. Religious liberty ends where legitimate public safety and security begins. https://t.co/0f2NBEoiOI— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 24, 2020
A first case of #COVID19 reinfection from HKU, with distinct virus genome sequences in 1st and 2nd infection (142 days apart). Kudos to the scientists for this study.— Prof. Akiko Iwasaki (@VirusesImmunity) August 24, 2020
This is no cause for alarm - this is a textbook example of how immunity should work.
(1/n) https://t.co/oekESn0Uhq
A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE: South Korea 🇰🇷 vs USA 🇺🇸 in our attitudes and response to face masks.— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) August 24, 2020
This is such a damning indictment of how our attitudes is hurting the pandemic. America is shooting itself in the foot with it harmful mask attitudes. #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/I0IO3rWFl7
when your anxiety levels are lower in a pandemic than at school that says a lot about your education system pic.twitter.com/akj9UdmHh2— 🌈sovietblobfish🌈 (@sovietblobfish) August 24, 2020
This flies in the face of #publichealth. It's a concerted effort to make it seem like the US has fewer #COVID19 cases. My guess is admin may try to spin this as "reserving testing resources for those who have symptoms". #AsymptomaticSpread is a big source of infection in the US! https://t.co/mofWlfgHF6— Beth S. Linas, PhD, MHS (she/her) (@bethlinas) August 24, 2020
y’all be like “we had so much fun at our ‘socially distanced’ dinner party!” pic.twitter.com/knAjiA0fFx— samantha reid (@sammmreid) August 24, 2020
No Justice, No Peace 8/26/20
Portland police say they won't intervene in fights between "willing participants," even as Proud Boys and their far-right pals add guns and explosives to their attacks.— Andy Campbell (@AndyBCampbell) August 25, 2020
The extremists are more violent, and the PPB has relinquished its power to them.https://t.co/1dGlwoENTS
In a deleted video obtained by VICE News, RNC speaker Abby Johnson says “statistically, my brown son is more likely to commit a violent offense over my white sons.” https://t.co/yd1Cqr4lia— VICE News (@VICENews) August 25, 2020
Black Homeowners Face Discrimination in Appraisals https://t.co/TIuEaetJMU— Mara Gay (@MaraGay) August 25, 2020
.@JamilSmith: "There is no magic number of killings and no quorum of carnage that will force white Americans to do what they long ago should have done: change the way they view our trauma, and how they respond to it with constructive, lasting action."https://t.co/ExGwIyGnxA— Rolling Stone Politics (@RSPolitics) August 25, 2020
For this issue of @VanityFair I wrote about police abolition. Please give it a read. https://t.co/Gj7aoiWaCY— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) August 25, 2020
Also @eveewing wrote about police unions and let me tell you it’s absolutely phenomenal https://t.co/4BequXQ9uc— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) August 25, 2020
there have been ongoing historic uprisings against police violence for months with an accompanying massive media spotlight and a cop will still shoot a guy 7 times in the back in front of his kids in broad daylight. fucking depraved violent lunatics— Rob (@robrousseau) August 24, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/26/20
Blinded By the Light 8/26/20
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Early Bird Special 8/26/20
Megan Fox talks Machine Gun Kelly dating backlash.
Britney Spears' sister Jamie Lynn named trustee of Britney's finances.
Bella Thorne breaks Only Fans record by earning $1 million on her first day on the site.
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/25/20
the ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up— mangoochie (@grovymango) August 21, 2020
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time— justin (@farringt0n) August 22, 2020
Reminder that “jaywalking” was invented by car manufacturers to criminalize using the street after their products kept killing people, usually kids. https://t.co/D6x4GRApqb— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) August 22, 2020
do you think a dog knows he looks handsome when he wears a little bandanna— rax ‘oofnik’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) August 22, 2020
I just wanted to share this breathtaking brazilian carnival float that will be used on Rio's 2021 carnaval parade 🥺🥺 pic.twitter.com/2GWNZxL0xp— STAN VAV (@DearBaron) August 22, 2020
I aspire to be like 2020...constantly trying to outdo myself. Always in competition with myself. Never letting myself do anything less than mediocre. https://t.co/W9B4IaK6eH— bebecita (@therenaeserena) August 22, 2020
Show and Tell 8/25/20
How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them— I’m a riot! (@glamdemon2004) August 21, 2020
Enjoy this video of Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx bonding over Cardi pic.twitter.com/6Du91H83nq— Chass (@chassity_maxx) August 21, 2020
DATING: can’t wait to see you again— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 21, 2020
MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
At a Harvard new employee orientation, an icebreaker was “What have you learned since coming here?”— MV Kiang (@mathewkiang) August 21, 2020
Most of us said stuff like “how to make a human ear from pig cells.” BUT somebody said, “There are dumb people everywhere.”
That was 2010 — I still think of her once in a while.
Some words really are a wild ride to spell. “Eighth?” Every letter you’re what the fuck am I even doing then you black out and suddenly you’ve spelled a word? Absolutely out of this world experience.— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 21, 2020
Computer, show me a metaphor for the futility of solving climate change through personal lifestyle changes. https://t.co/ZOSOuWFMNY— Peter Jacobs (@past_is_future) August 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/25/20
Anytime you announce something big, a relationship, engagement, pregnancy, new job, new car, a promotion, new home, or ETC.... GUARD YOUR SPIRIT! Somebody around you will change! People hate to see good things happening for others.— Layla (@Laylanrm_) August 22, 2020
some personal news: today i woke up 5 years sober, naturally I tried to retrace my steps and see how I got here. incredible, 10/10 recommend recoveryhttps://t.co/Ev05cGk9bs— ELC (@erinleecarr) August 23, 2020
Idk why but I’ve been laughing at this for two mins pic.twitter.com/PWmi3qx6YL— e. (@_air_in) August 23, 2020
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a story more illustrative about how women try to let men down gently and men are completely oblivious to it, become obsessive about it, and the world calls it “romance.”https://t.co/hh9L993jkY— Naima Cochrane (@naima) August 23, 2020
Welcome to the US. Please choose from the following in-network physicians: pic.twitter.com/t8Ai3AzYmk— Cloe Song ☂️ (@cloe_song) August 23, 2020
A lil aromatherapy spray in my mask changes my whole day— George M Johnson (@IamGMJohnson) August 23, 2020
“I hope this email finds you well” Me, finding this email: pic.twitter.com/gSZS5a13P7— ♡𐐪𐑂 analisa lil foo 𐐪𐑂♡ (@analisaochoaa) August 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/25/20
Coronavirus cases tied to this month's Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota have appeared across state lines in Nebraska, public health officials said. https://t.co/VPcKbQBYZX— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 21, 2020
65 people attended a wedding in Maine on August 7.— Alex Goldstein (@alexjgoldstein) August 22, 2020
53 people have now tested positive for COVID-19, and one person is now dead who did not attend but caught it from a guest.
A reminder that your refusal to not be an asshole impacts everyone around you. https://t.co/2dO4ECsWPc
Honestly think this is the seminal text of covid pic.twitter.com/vDBMcYyYfE— dan nolan (@dannolan) August 22, 2020
“DAMN , forgot my mask” 😂 pic.twitter.com/XT3ivj5T3g— Jordan Werbenjagermanjensen (#1) (@Theory901) August 23, 2020
Even recent movies and tv shows now seem like relics from an ancient past - and I get weirdly nervous/angry watching everyone move about with no masks.— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) August 23, 2020
I had Ebola and was treated with convalescent plasma. It was before we had good data on it. And it actually made me worse.— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) August 23, 2020
Convalescent plasma has an incredible history & works for many diseases.
But it didn’t for Ebola. And might not for Covid.
Only good science can tell us. https://t.co/5yBuXmD9q6
NFL Has 77 Apparently False Positive COVID-19 Tests From Lab https://t.co/51JQBARTxa— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) August 24, 2020
I miss Phase 1. No traffic, gas prices low, everybody in the crib, just vibes ✨— Mon 〽️ (@_MontheDon) August 23, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/25/20
Blinded By the Light 8/25/20
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Early Bird Special 8/25/20
Jerry Seinfeld offers a rebuttal in the New York Times to the viral NYC is Dead Forever post in the New York Post.
Ryan Lochte undergoes surgery for appendicitis.
Veteran character actor Allan Rich has passed away at the age of 94.
Monday, August 24, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/24/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/24/20
what did they do pic.twitter.com/xMw7fbKKL8— Miles Klee 🦜 (@MilesKlee) August 20, 2020
The crazy thing about this is they come home and can't be firefighters https://t.co/vv9RU0SI3F— B K Bartholomew Kirkwood (@justbeink) August 20, 2020
— JonnyFlamez ㄣ⃒ 🏵 (@JonnyFlamez) August 20, 2020
Same sis, but the “n” is silent 💀 https://t.co/8JPffiaZhA— IG @Drebaexo (@Drebae_) August 21, 2020
Mack the knife. pic.twitter.com/KWCDMqmHkg— Dyslexic_aDve (@Dyslexic_aDve) August 20, 2020
ah I see it is once again time for him to emerge from the swamp and announce the coming of autumn https://t.co/RMHhwbKULI— Bryan! (@StuckInTheIV) August 21, 2020
Show and Tell 8/24/20
You people are out of your minds https://t.co/wM9Hm9rCQv pic.twitter.com/RwsMfO8vnb— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 20, 2020
Americans: No— Rachel Pegram (@rachelpegram) August 19, 2020
Australians: Neeieaouur
are there video games where I just get to walk around? maybe collect things? I don't want to fight and I don't want to figure things out. what I want to do is walk around.— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) August 20, 2020
This beekeeper hero got a call to remove a colony of bees from a backyard compost bin and she SAVED THEM ALL 🐝 pic.twitter.com/VpxhR13rWZ— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) August 20, 2020
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 21, 2020
he has it all but it cost him everything pic.twitter.com/907flOinYh— jim time (@urvillageidiot) August 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/24/20
— William Sadler (@Wm_Sadler) August 21, 2020
did ur high school take drunk driving so seriously they staged a biannual “car accident” with actual students so you had to watch at least 1 of ur friends die while 1 kid had to go to fake court and feel what it was like to listen to parents of people they killed or are u normal?— Finn Kobler (@FinnKobler) August 20, 2020
Normalize therapy not as something you go to because you are somehow broken, but as something you go to because your brain is an ad hoc system of structures developed by the randomness of evolution and sometimes it doesn't work as well as it could.— Emily VanDerWerff 😎 (@emilyvdw) August 21, 2020
my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience— b (@doyalikebaileys) August 21, 2020
Me on Zillow with $14.27 in my bank account: “Only one bathroom??? No thank you, next.”— senia 🍃 (@drawntosenia) August 20, 2020
— I Ain’t Did Nothing (@BoostNEffect) August 21, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus and News Edition 8/24/20
homie on his 9th life he ain’t takin no chances 😭 pic.twitter.com/dPoIVf55mI— Cell (@mtvcell) August 19, 2020
I’ve spent more time just walking outside in the past 5 months than I have in my entire life and one thing that I feel more certain about than ever is how important it is to have free public parks, playgrounds, and outdoor green spaces accessible to all people in all communities.— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) August 21, 2020
BREAKING: White House takes away FDA authority to regulate COVID tests. It’s August, de-regulating & politically meddling are not what FDA needs right now.— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) August 21, 2020
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First I laughed, then I cried pic.twitter.com/TokoF8jqA7— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 21, 2020
It shows long-term financial security as a merit-based achievement is a flawed concept, and an illusion. For most people, whether they achieve real financial security is mostly out of their hands, and I can't believe we're actually going to let them suffer the consequences rn— Venessa Wong (@venessawong) August 20, 2020
Took a Pandemic for me to realize how violent it is to blow out candles on a cake and then make everyone eat my spit— Shannon Woodward (@shannonwoodward) August 21, 2020
"Save the Children” rallies are being held in some 200 cities tomorrow. Before you pick up a sign or read about them in credulous local news coverage, know that they're just IRL QAnon events. New from me and @oneunderscore__ https://t.co/YuCOR2iZyw— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) August 21, 2020
A few notes from the "save our children" London rally today: About 500 people there, most of them young women, the vast majority thought Covid-19 was either a hoax or massively overblown, were opposed to masks, and repeated QAnon claims about a global cabal of child abusers— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) August 22, 2020
Its funny that there are currently 2 real actual separate documented child sex trafficking conspiracies with tendrils up to the highest levels of power (Epstein, ICE) but people decided to invent a third fake one to get mad at instead— A Hornbook for Switches (@bitterkarella) August 23, 2020
Irish civil rights activist Bernadette Devlin McAliskey says when police are separating two groups, it's easy to tell which side they're on. They're on the side of the people they're showing their backs to. Tujunga today. https://t.co/yC6PEFsRXw— Eileen Clancy (@clancynewyork) August 22, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/24/20
Blinded By the Light 8/24/20
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