Saturday, October 24, 2020
Friday, October 23, 2020
Free Skate 10/23/20
Reader's Choice 10/23/20
Feel Good Friday 10/23/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/23/20
What the hell just happened? pic.twitter.com/Knm04mPaVc
— jamie (@gnuman1979) October 22, 2020
Current view from Estes Park, Colorado.
— Eric Holthaus (@EricHolthaus) October 22, 2020
It's 2:41pm. That's not a sunset. https://t.co/Voo698oBo0
I’m impressed AND terrified 😘👌🏾 https://t.co/9XVtLaFApw
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) October 22, 2020
to remind you https://t.co/M6YwRDZ1PB
— Alanis Morissette (@Alanis) October 22, 2020
Yeah so he's dipping his sushi in ranch. I've already contacted HR, might call the local authorities. pic.twitter.com/4Zq8Oe6GEp
— Glizzander Holyfield (@SnottieDrippen) October 22, 2020
.@DollyParton sings “Bury Me Beneath The Willow” and I think somebody is cutting onions. 😭 #LSSC pic.twitter.com/zoUmBN77vZ
— A Late Show (@colbertlateshow) October 21, 2020
Show and Tell 10/23/20
GOD CAN THESE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY WAVES FUCK OFF IM LIKE A GOD DAMN WORLD CHAMPION SURFER AFTER THIS YEAR
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 21, 2020
GET THIS WOMAN HER OSCAR pic.twitter.com/R1wFZcFOJq
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) October 20, 2020
I don’t know who needs this but... pic.twitter.com/c24vFaHs1P
— Love, Daniel (@dannypovo) October 20, 2020
my favorite food is salt
— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) October 20, 2020
Happy hump day
— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) October 21, 2020
P.S. Don’t forget to vote 🗳 pic.twitter.com/37MZG1dzHt
Two gay penguins with a reputation for trouble stole an entire nest of eggs from a neighboring lesbian couple at the same zoo https://t.co/4jaH4OjFN2
— The Cut (@TheCut) October 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/23/20
me switching from being a troll on this account to talking about politics in a span of two tweets pic.twitter.com/ejTDgq6Y4h
— t*na (@itsfkntxna) October 21, 2020
how it started how it's going pic.twitter.com/TYZIe8KK7i
— The Drew Barrymore Show (@DrewBarrymoreTV) October 21, 2020
Never say "party bagel" to me pic.twitter.com/wu58fiyTuA
— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) October 22, 2020
Just ended a professional business email with “xoxo gossip girl” because nothing matters anymore.
— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) October 22, 2020
😍 If You Needed a smile or lil LOVE Delivered to you🐶 Fur babies bring so much JOY💜😍 pic.twitter.com/5Ct2F7mH7N
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) October 22, 2020
I’ve been thinking a lot about the fact that defining unwed cohabitation as ‘domestic partnership’ implies that ‘feral partnership’ also exists, and I think I’ve found a new life goal...
— Zelda Williams (@zeldawilliams) October 21, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/23/20
Doctors catch Covid after distancing rules 'ignored' at Surrey function https://t.co/ZvJRMgCHHj
— The Guardian (@guardian) October 22, 2020
Coronavirus outbreak strikes L.A. megachurch that defied public health orders https://t.co/FzzPpRQOh5
— L.A. Times: L.A. Now (@LANow) October 22, 2020
Santa Claus won't be greeting kids at the @Macys NY flagship store due to the #coronavirus. It stops a holiday tradition that started nearly 160 years ago. https://t.co/T1GvKtKqan
— FOX 7 Austin (@fox7austin) October 22, 2020
It started as a logistics problem for 3 universities in La Crosse, Wisconsin: how to bring students back, safely.
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) October 22, 2020
Then the kids returned, & parties started.
A month later, people are dying in the city's nursing homes.
It's all linked & tragic.https://t.co/oDI8ZR4XLb
Multipurpose Room 10/23/20
Blinded By the Light 10/23/20
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Early Bird Special 10/23/20
Thursday, October 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/22/20
My sister an I paid $40 to have a pink pineapple mailed to us because it’s the 18th century and I’m Olivia Colman. pic.twitter.com/ClUSVskES9
— Rosa Pasquarella (@whatrosasaid) October 20, 2020
cleansing timeline (going to do this every time I tweet something upsetting, as penance)
— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) October 20, 2020
pic.twitter.com/FdJIXnF1od
Me lip syncing at the grocery store under my mask: pic.twitter.com/30jeAVUtNL
— albs 🎃 (@albertoutspoken) October 20, 2020
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
— Ayush (@ayushguptaaa) October 19, 2020
Me: 0mg
Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.
— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020
My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT
Sometimes when I’m down I remember that Gerald Ford would let his golden retriever Liberty trot back and forth in the Oval Office during meetings to get participants to scratch her neck.
— David Priess (@DavidPriess) October 20, 2020
And it makes me smile. Every time. pic.twitter.com/tUGLi9HYxz
If only we could have seen this coming pic.twitter.com/YHOUbdFWaI
— Wilson (@VolleyBaws) October 19, 2020
Show and Tell 10/22/20
Today we made our cats a bedroom. pic.twitter.com/CbZpdrK2b4
— Maud Feijt (@MaudFeijt) October 17, 2020
This tiktok has quickly become my most “viral” one to date.
— MOST TONY NOMINATED ONEHIT WONDER Jeremy O. Harris (@jeremyoharris) October 18, 2020
Hopefully the community will see what happens when you make accessibility a NECESSITY of production even on broadway.
Ppl wanna come! They just don’t feel welcome and can’t afford! pic.twitter.com/1Mt5agRH8h
We’re investigating the disappearance of a large number of mice in this area. You match the description of someone who we’d like to talk to. pic.twitter.com/EeeWV8QTYI
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) October 18, 2020
I have found my new favorite account. He is EATING the girlies UP!!!!! pic.twitter.com/Tw6BU6t1bU
— Izzi🍌Ⓥ (@youniqsy) October 18, 2020
I like imagining I am killing this guy every time I wash my hands. pic.twitter.com/CJERCVIesU
— SAFDIE (@JOSH_BENNY) October 20, 2020
me: absolutely terrified i will offend someone by eating on a zoom call
— creppy andrea grimes (@andreagrimes) October 19, 2020
men: crankin one out on camera with NPR on the line
This is how men need to be on Zoom from now on pic.twitter.com/9L1ACobRsk
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) October 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/22/20
This dude be having CRYING bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/o9uZOIvWno
— 500K IAMTOONS (@KartoonMGMT) October 19, 2020
he was fast asleep and someone started loudly drilling outside pic.twitter.com/OWs7YHwzq4
— Gus (@goldisacks) October 21, 2020
Ah yes, the four horsemen pic.twitter.com/bgUZwwjheB
— nocturnal dave desecrator and black winds (@dammit_d4ve) October 20, 2020
i wonder if my cat ever looks at me while i’m sleeping and thinks “ok that is the cutest way i have ever seen someone sleeping in my life” or is it one sided
— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) October 21, 2020
tfw the zoom call ends pic.twitter.com/86eulURC8e
— jeffrey cranor (@happierman) October 21, 2020
are you kidding me pic.twitter.com/E8sKHMVKmE
— Bris Angel (@Cryptoterra) October 21, 2020
do most people have crushes on Vincent Price or do I just have ~taste~ pic.twitter.com/w4kDOn9sqq
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) October 21, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/22/20
The Oxford @AstraZeneca #COVID19 #vaccine -- which caused neurological damage in a volunteer in the UK last month, may have caused the death of a volunteer in Brazil.
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) October 21, 2020
Details are scarce at the moment.
Big @HHS Azar + @CDCDirector presser later today.https://t.co/8XjjPEP7qJ
The news has barely mentioned it, but Big Pharma company Gilead is charging $3,000 for a coronavirus drug that costs them less than $10 to produce.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 21, 2020
Once again, they're set to profit on the people's dime.
JUST IN—CDC is changes how “close contact” is defined. Instead of previously defining “close contact” as >=15 *consecutive* minutes w/in 6 feet of #COVID19 case, it’s now w/in 6 feet of an infected case for >=15 minutes cumulatively over 24-hours. Huge. 🧵 https://t.co/JLZd4Kdxm4
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 21, 2020
The CDC today ramped up its criteria for who's at risk of contracting the coronavirus, in a move with major implications for school and workplace reopeningshttps://t.co/JrMfwQTdQ2
— POLITICO (@politico) October 21, 2020
⚠️NEW: 3 minutes “casual contact” led to transmission in NZ 🇳🇿 where cases rare & contact tracing very detailed. But now “concern mounts over the revelation of one port worker contracted #COVID19 after just 3 minutes of contact w/ a sick man.” WORRISOME.https://t.co/WtxlLOIzuN
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 21, 2020
Six U.S. airlines have banned nearly 1,500 people from flying for egregiously violating face-mask requirements on airplanes as Covid-19 infections are increasing nationwide https://t.co/Qszpv9Zoxm
— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) October 21, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/22/20
Blinded By the Light 10/22/20
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Early Bird Special 10/22/20
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Deep Thoughts 10/21/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/21/20
I am 💀 pic.twitter.com/RaubZKYrWw
— Maggie Simek-Lahay (@maggiesimek) October 18, 2020
Hear me out Netflix: a Ratched-like miniseries about the origin of Tangina from Poltergeist pic.twitter.com/Jmu6VwwizF
— George Northy (@GeorgeNorthy) October 19, 2020
I’ve spent the last 3 months building the home office of my dreams.
— Ben Rosen (@Rosen) October 18, 2020
This is my happy place pic.twitter.com/HRwx0i23cQ
My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed. pic.twitter.com/1ZZtIsJdvE
— Lisa Gilroy (@TheLisaGilroy) October 19, 2020
Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome pic.twitter.com/J3XdTUUX5k
— Chris 🏳️🌈 (@chrispaget1) October 18, 2020
When you ask a patient with a terrific sense of humor for a stool sample#MedTwitter pic.twitter.com/gBXqu9Yloe
— Mark Lewis (@marklewismd) October 19, 2020
Story goes that he loves his fart machine so much he wanted it memorialised on his gravestone, and, well... pic.twitter.com/uOcUSraviG
— Luke (@LukeWhiston) October 19, 2020
Show and Tell 10/21/20
i hope this email doesn’t find you ❤️ be free
— m (@mary__retta) October 15, 2020
absolutely losing it over this picture of my brother with his baby pic.twitter.com/jfL3VDQ9jN
— witchy woman (@keri_wtf) October 16, 2020
professors be like "i know these are troubling times" then be the trouble during the times
— mentally I'm 🌾🌽🥒🥕🚜 👨🏿🌾 (@bobbywihdatool) October 15, 2020
my uncle was dating this woman for 25yrs and he ended up breaking up w her bc she wanted marriage and was “moving too fast” for him. but ironically enough his next gf ended up murdering him. theres a lesson here somewhere
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) October 15, 2020
I was going to make a salad. 🥗 🐱 pic.twitter.com/tJxTo631BE
— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) October 16, 2020
Do ghosts still have their piercings
— Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) October 16, 2020
The Pope: let us work together to end poverty and relieve the needless suffering of our fellow man
— Darth Mando (@mandyekeroth) October 19, 2020
Abby: nah FUCK that pic.twitter.com/LPSxgdeHx7
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/21/20
This house in my neighborhood every year nails Halloween decorations. pic.twitter.com/eX19mACqUv
— Gelly Bean (@funangela) October 18, 2020
— Hagai Palevsky | he/him (@DialHForHagai) October 18, 2020
i am screaming lmfao pic.twitter.com/QtBWHFjBzI
— halloween town’s official blunt roller ☭ (@moonlitcommie) October 18, 2020
Boston will never not Boston as hard as it can and I love it so much. pic.twitter.com/p5qN8HH4pe
— Josh Gee (@jgee) October 19, 2020
quarantine has really made me realize how much gossip is high in my hierarchy of needs
— Lena Ruth Solow (@lenaruthsolow) October 18, 2020
Dude looks like he just reached the final boss of a decolonization rpg. pic.twitter.com/XzCKzBaP8Y
— K.Diallo ☭ (@nyeusi_waasi) October 18, 2020
Miley covering Zombie by The Cranberries pic.twitter.com/nAkKh6vbjc
— out of context hannah montana (@OCHannahMontana) October 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/21/20
This summer when they had a big banquet outdoors in Prague to celebrate the end of Covid, it felt like it was inviting fate... https://t.co/Bo8n31M5w4
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 20, 2020
Just yesterday the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said it now "strongly recommends" all passengers and crew wear masks. So the big question is: How well do the masks work? Do they make it safe to fly across country for a family visit? https://t.co/ff271bZ55T
— NPR (@NPR) October 20, 2020
Air travel is risky during #Coronavirus.
— Sema (@_SemaHernandez_) October 20, 2020
You simply do not know if the person sitting next to you on the airplane is infected with #COVID19 and maintaining your distance is impossible in a full airplane.
⚠️BREAKING—Huge CDC study says #COVID19 not only caused 285,000 excess deaths— but CDC also found, surprisingly, that it has struck 25-44-year-olds very hard: Their “excess death” rate is up 26.5% over previous years, the largest change for any age group! https://t.co/ewPxzPmmqQ
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 20, 2020
More than 8.2 million cases of the coronavirus have been confirmed in the U.S., and more than 220,000 people have died.
— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) October 20, 2020
Here's a state-by-state breakdown: https://t.co/pMbpnH0dv8
Only a few weeks ago, the cafés, bars and restaurants of Paris were bustling late into the night.
— CNN (@CNN) October 20, 2020
Now, those same streets are being deserted again, as a strict new nightly curfew is imposed to combat a worrying surge in coronavirus cases. https://t.co/iKUYxqj32p
Multipurpose Room 10/21/20
Blinded By the Light 10/21/20
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Early Bird Special 10/21/20
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Deep Thoughts 10/20/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/20/20
He was trying to cool the planet and she was regrowing the forests.
— KAREEM YASIN (@thekareem) October 16, 2020
And they wanted us to root for... the trust fund billionaire. pic.twitter.com/U9a6VWbAN7
"somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year" laid the groundwork for gender discourse to enter the mainstream
— jes tom 🍉✨ (@jestom) October 16, 2020
Peer review is wild. It's like if you took your car to mechanic and one mec said: "we noticed all your doors have rusted out, you should fix those" and another said: "LOVE THE RUSTED DOORS, but have you considered adding a flame thrower?" and a third said: "it's not a horse."
— josh grubbs (@JoshuaGrubbsPhD) October 16, 2020
Y’all ever think about how she’s so hot everyone just hated her for no reason. https://t.co/UmnpmwuBwp
— KIT🧨 (@christolphi) October 16, 2020
My mother has truly produced the pumpkin of our era. pic.twitter.com/P6V4ixMRw7
— Alex Barnard (@avb_soc) October 19, 2020
she really is one of the greatest performers of all time pic.twitter.com/bFh2PBkvhm
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) October 16, 2020
This thread is *Chef's Kiss*
The Aunting of Hill House. #31AuntsforHalloween pic.twitter.com/WlExje69DM
— Andrew Farmer (@thatsajellyfish) October 9, 2020
Show and Tell 10/20/20
C’mon you know pic.twitter.com/1TYua9yLdV
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) October 17, 2020
Still one of the best Tweets ever. https://t.co/i36ZBrz3cn
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) October 17, 2020
“The woman had aged: she was 28 and had lost all passion” - my student writing a story to hurt my feelings
— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) October 17, 2020
im so upset I am not this dumb, look how happy they are https://t.co/7aUaYzeXKQ
— e-ghoul energy (@snackvampire) October 17, 2020
A concretesaurus eating rebars pic.twitter.com/BQUn2LCLfI
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) October 16, 2020
absolutely HAUNTED by this see-through suitcase West Elm is selling right now pic.twitter.com/2SrvlOaCkS
— Helen R. (@hels) October 17, 2020
the new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." pic.twitter.com/NkuxsTJtxs
— Ryan 'Follow @SecretBase' Simmons (@rysimmons) October 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/20/20
Are u guys dressing up for halloween and then just like vibing in your kitchen as Dracula or what . what’s the situation
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 16, 2020
I've said it before & I'll say it again: What makes me love this iconic performance is that at literally no point is the fact he is dancing/dressed femme played for a derogatory punchline. Like, he's having fun. The outfit fits. He's not hamming up the tired man-in-wig-haha-trope https://t.co/aczvuRhoul
— Rebecca Green (@wordofgreen) October 16, 2020
I was there, Fred Rogers turned down the town car we booked for him and asked me to get him a cab. I went out on 6th ave and had no luck. An off duty cabbie in an exotic accent said no, until I said it’s for ‘Mr Rogers’ then his face beamed and he said: “oh it would be my honor’ https://t.co/3gAnxUi3e9
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) October 16, 2020
Vintage Moschino c. 1994 Faux Fur ‘Question Mark’ Coats pic.twitter.com/XDsPPJXszF
— gastt (@_gastt) October 16, 2020
Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. But the schedule has changed and morning walk time is now 6am..
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) October 16, 2020
He wasn’t emotionally prepared for this.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/125LtXVcOs
This is one of my sweet candles freshly pulled from the barrels behind me I wish I could send the aroma it’s Devine cheers pic.twitter.com/jMnOh8TcAV
— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) October 16, 2020
It’s about the first 30 years of their lives before they started high school. https://t.co/SsQKYwOusW
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) October 14, 2020
cocaine is my guess pic.twitter.com/1XsHuqbgUa
— 🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 (@AngryBlackLady) October 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/20/20
US CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC IS A WILDFIRE.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 19, 2020
How the US is doing on #COVID19 in 4 simple figures. A thread 🧵:
1) "Uncontrolled Spread" is now the predominant classification of most states. pic.twitter.com/nSfMJm7PuX
Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved someone's life and I don't want you to think - for one second - that it wasn't worth it.
— 3 Birds Say “Black Lives Matter” (@DeidreDykes) October 19, 2020
People are still going on cruises https://t.co/9vR3Bm4iF3
— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) October 19, 2020
Thread:
You know about dramatic increases in cases, hospitalizations across US
— Ashish K. Jha (@ashishkjha) October 19, 2020
Surge began after labor day
But one state has done well during this time
Big state that would move national numbers
And what they've done holds a lesson for all of us
Yes -- let's talk California
Thread
👀
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) October 18, 2020
"The next 6 to 12 weeks are going to be the darkest of the entire pandemic. Vaccines will not become available in any meaningful way until early to third quarter of next year." -- Michael Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research, on Meet the Press
Trump coronavirus advisor Scott Atlas shot down attempts to expand testing. He openly feuded with other doctors on the COVID task force. He advanced fringe theories. And he advocated allowing infections to spread naturally among most of the population. https://t.co/SBKNHAyxCM
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 19, 2020
Experiment failed.
— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) October 19, 2020
So much for "herd immunity." https://t.co/AA2CtI60gO
Multipurpose Room 10/20/20
Blinded By the Light 10/20/20
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Early Bird Special 10/20/20
Monday, October 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/19/20
You: 40 years ago--
— Olivia Hofer (@oghofer) October 17, 2020
Me: ah, so 1960
You: No, 1980.
Me: no
It’s always so wild to me how friendship works. someone who’s not related to you, has zero obligations to but loves you whole heartedly. Makes me cry
— Nandipha (@nandiJKJ) October 16, 2020
I waited on Kirstie Alley back when she was the Jenny Craig lady. She tipped 20%, never made eye contact, and quietly asked me to discreetly bring her a coffee cup full of hot fudge, which I watched her eat WITH A SPOON, and no one can EVER take that precious memory away from me.
— Tim 🎶Dun-Dun-Dunnnn🎵 (@timothydunn) October 18, 2020
So, lmao. China McClain made a thing. pic.twitter.com/NmXUaK7Td0
— her name is cyn. (@cynfinite) October 17, 2020
We walked by a house today that had a long pipe in the front yard labelled “candy chute” and the woman who lived there happened to be outside as we walked by and said “want to test it out?” and sent a little candy bar down it for my kid
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 17, 2020
Best Twitter thread ever!!
Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.
— 🦇🎃 spookachu 🎃👻 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020
Dalmatian pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8
Show and Tell 10/19/20
A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”
— Eddie Boooooooogrou (@didgeridougrou) October 18, 2020
My neighbor’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules. pic.twitter.com/VWFZiussaL
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) October 18, 2020
Update pic.twitter.com/bQDQYvwVHH
— Paul Tao (@paultao) October 18, 2020
“What do u wanna be for Halloween?” I wanna be okay??????
— ˢᵃᵈGʀᴀʏ (@Grahyms) October 17, 2020
I’m still stuck on this. Why did the oldest brother from Home Improvement plagiarize Armie Hammer’s divorce announcement? I need answers. pic.twitter.com/4jm5yQvkNQ
— Casey Cline (@casey_cline) October 18, 2020
when did u learn paprika was bell peppers? for me it was yesterday
— janice (@rejaniced) October 17, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/19/20
Every ball is moving in straight line pic.twitter.com/QLZsKQYY01
— Domenico (@AvatarDomy) October 16, 2020
this is how keys are made https://t.co/mV2FlMdkt0
— 🎃🦉🍁 (@LaMiQiMinach) October 16, 2020
Me seeing my Twitter friends I’ve never met in person succeed. pic.twitter.com/z5enOTgULc
— lez. (@lestheprez) October 16, 2020
We really work 5 days a week just for 48 hours of freedom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
— jiggaman (@jiggyjayy2) October 17, 2020
The Shining (1980) pic.twitter.com/t2TqtCWwgF
— 🎃 Gatitos que curan tu depresión 🐱 (@gatitos_qctd) October 16, 2020
Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/19/20
Once an avid runner, Dr. Anthony Fauci, now 79, power walks. Since receiving death threats, he is now accompanied by a security detail. https://t.co/lbtcL5htQS pic.twitter.com/Q3KG0kV0rV
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) October 18, 2020
Does Fauci realize he’s asking a bunch of pilgrims not to spread disease? https://t.co/yVFDoRCmzt
— murderation in the stabberie (@telushk) October 18, 2020
has this been done yet? pic.twitter.com/T5UMTCaf8c
— 👻 Ⓐ ghost of tweets past (@cashmerecommie) October 18, 2020
Hey, in case you've missed it amid election chaos: The COVID picture in the US is much worse than it's been at any point since last spring. Whatever relaxed levels of protection you adopted over the summer: It's time to reevaluate them.
— Rafi (@rafi_dot_net) October 18, 2020
I may never have met you...we may not go way back, but when you wear a mask you have my respect. Because your mask doesn’t protect you, it protects me. I wear my mask to protect you.
— Jack Black (@Jet1Jack) October 17, 2020
Mask Up America
OMG! Who did this?!?! Best 2 minutes of your day, week, month, maybe year. #WearAMask #SleepingBeauty #COVID19 #Masks #MasksSaveLives pic.twitter.com/ArgUIL77B3
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 18, 2020
How the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally may have spread coronavirus across the Upper Midwest https://t.co/MUbuZ2rb87
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 18, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/19/20
Blinded By the Light 10/19/20
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