Saturday, November 21, 2020
Friday, November 20, 2020
Feel Good Friday 11/20/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/20/20
Baby goats waiting for their time to be hugged pic.twitter.com/IYESBrGG0s
— Freaking Awesome (@freak1ngawesome) November 18, 2020
JESUS CHRIST WITH THE FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS ALREADY
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) November 18, 2020
this tweet is for my neighbors only
This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness. pic.twitter.com/7Mbvmyk19l
— Philip Michaels (@PhilipMichaels) November 18, 2020
Let's be clear: Dolly Parton is a millionaire and not a billionaire because she *keeps giving money away*. Being a billionaire is a MORAL FAILING. She gives away shockingly large amounts of money every year and is STILL RICHER THAN YOU AND I WILL EVER BE.
— Jerome Comeau is social-media-distancing (@Heronymus) November 17, 2020
There's an idea in Judaism that there are 36 special people in the world at all times who secretly maintain the world.
— Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) November 18, 2020
I have begun to suspect that Dolly Parton may be one of them.
My four year old, when asked by a friend at day care why she has two mums and no dad, told her that her dad was eaten by a shark.
— Kate (@BakeKater) November 18, 2020
Show and Tell 11/20/20
This is the only true cranberry sauce.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) November 18, 2020
I won’t be taking questions at this time. pic.twitter.com/wU6uuF6Jq3
Tickling Stand up comedy
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 18, 2020
🤝
I might be laughing, but I am miserable
They found a small owl inside of this year’s Rockefeller Christmas tree, he hitched a ride all the way to NYC and is now being treated and cared for at a wildlife rehab facility. pic.twitter.com/f4PkBm6MGo
— Allison Esposito Medina (@techladyallison) November 18, 2020
I want the writer of The Crown to rewrite history and let Diana live and then season six is her Kill Bill revenge story.
— Patti LaBelle's Adult Son (@wtflanksteak) November 18, 2020
Ted Lasso is like, when someone hugs you and you burst into tears bc you didn’t know you needed it, but a show.
— Deirdre (@HardHeartdHanna) November 18, 2020
young man. how many times must we spray you with water pic.twitter.com/VOpddyDoxg
— coronavirus themed novelty bucket hat (@rachelmillman) November 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/20/20
Hungry again. What a fucking scam
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) November 19, 2020
[checking my grandma’s awareness / alertness]
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 19, 2020
me: Grandma, what’s the date today?
grandma: um... Nov 19?
me: actually, I have no idea
grandma: is it Thursday?
me: man idk these q’s are hard
Breaking: Another white male archaeology professor in his late 70s refuses to retire; hundreds of tenure-track hopefuls crushed.https://t.co/o6dRtR4JSt
— Kristina Killgrove (@DrKillgrove) November 18, 2020
saw someone earlier refer to lockdown as ‘Locky D’ and I literally cannot stop thinking about it
— zach (@xyzachh) November 17, 2020
This is 60. I'll take it, thank you. #anothertriparoundthesun ✌️✌️❤️ pic.twitter.com/ScQCPNw5At
— Elizabeth Perkins (@Elizbethperkins) November 19, 2020
“That’s where Dolly Parton met Naji Abumrad, a physician & professor of surgery. Abumrad knew next to nothing about the beloved megastar with big, blond hair, but he soon befriended her because he deeply enjoyed their talks about current events & science.” https://t.co/BVoGZyb7Ov
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/20/20
CDC URGES AGAINST THANKSGIVING TRAVEL: CDC updates coronavirus guidance, warns against traveling to visit relatives this #Thanksgiving as #coronavirus surge worsens. https://t.co/iilj26fY1l
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) November 19, 2020
“Tyson Foods ordered employees to report for work while supervisors privately wagered money on the number of workers who would be sickened by the deadly virus.” https://t.co/xtHVpyCsro
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) November 19, 2020
I shudder to think what our deaths and hospitalizations will be in December. https://t.co/8ZWSbZaEbc
— Dr. Nahid Bhadelia (@BhadeliaMD) November 19, 2020
FAUCI: “For those who say, ‘This is like the flu. We have flu every single year,’ I have never seen a situation where you have a quarter of a million deaths, 11 million infections, hospitalizations where you have 70K people in the hospital – that doesn't even come close in flu”
— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) November 19, 2020
after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket I’ve finally cracked pic.twitter.com/JioTIAGT5k
— Erin Black (@erinnblackk) November 18, 2020
I’m fascinated by our compulsion to keep asking one another “how are you?” even as we all wince while doing it, even as we know the answer, at best, will be a well-varnished version of “Not great, Bob!”
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) November 19, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/20/20
Blinded By the Light 11/20/20
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Early Bird Special 11/20/20
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Deep Thoughts 11/19/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/19/20
Pedro met a puppy exactly his age and size this morning, and they immediately stood on their back legs and hugged each other. 🥺 pic.twitter.com/dpSZOfQ1SH
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 17, 2020
a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 16, 2020
Please note this is how all my packages must be delivered from now on 🎄😂 https://t.co/mMLybc9hL4
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) November 17, 2020
“I’ll work on it tonight.” pic.twitter.com/Lq6pGlgrWt
— TB (@TevonBlair) November 16, 2020
Shakespeare may have written King Lear during the plague, but Dolly Parton funded a covid vaccine, dropped a Christmas album and a Christmas special.
— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) November 17, 2020
Mom? pic.twitter.com/1J9UCtAn5r
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) November 17, 2020
Show and Tell 11/19/20
no thoughts, just baby snoopy pic.twitter.com/51wqCSBcCb
— 🌸✨ bonbon ✨🌸 (@PastelBabyBun) November 14, 2020
Air Fryers have a grip on my people the same way George Forman Grills did in the mid 2000s 😭
— Boujie and Thankful 🦃 (@WYETTHASSP0KEN) November 15, 2020
Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”
— math prof (@mathematicsprof) November 14, 2020
oh my god???? pic.twitter.com/mFqXNpmNrw
— serenity❍ⁿˣ⁷ ❀ུ۪ (@serenexsiren) November 15, 2020
My faithful companion watches over me while I sleep pic.twitter.com/YRnF1kr5pC
— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) November 17, 2020
I have been considering going for a run every day for the past 12 years
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) November 17, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/19/20
this tiktok is killing me bc you’ll explain this and ppl will still tell you to get a planner pic.twitter.com/pSYadf1Kby
— y (@hoodgothic) November 16, 2020
What I’m learning from The Crown is that, when not wearing gowns, Princess Diana dressed like a child who murdered their parents. pic.twitter.com/gIbxUrxgcX
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 17, 2020
Lmaooo how did I miss the Queen getting a zoom lesson? pic.twitter.com/PIan50yoNa
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 17, 2020
I’ve been locked in the rainforest cafe bathroom for 4 hours and I keep screaming for help but no one can hear me over the scheduled animal noises
— emmy (@emurrrly) November 16, 2020
1 cool thing I picked up from my dad: whenever he had a really good customer service experience, he would ask to speak to the manager. He would then tell the manager how kind and helpful their employee was and how much he appreciated what they had done. Made both of their days ❤️
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 17, 2020
Because in the 1980’s, every idea was a good idea. pic.twitter.com/ORakYt6XxJ
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) November 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/19/20
This so hard. pic.twitter.com/2g8JkU3Oob
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) November 18, 2020
Thread:
I wasn't going to share this, but I think doing so is a public service, so here we go: it's likely that my 12yo daughter has Covid. The past 3 days have been crazy, but I think telling the story of how this happened is important. Thread:
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) November 17, 2020
happy birthday to this crazy girly 😜🎂🎉👯♀️ pic.twitter.com/fVETP8nRKR
— badgirIkiki (@badgirIkiki) November 17, 2020
If you could see a #COVID19 patient struggling to breathe like we do in the ER, you’d immediately understand why we’re so worried and why it’s safest to cancel your in-person family meetups over the holidays.
— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) November 18, 2020
Next year will be safer and we’d like all of you to be there for it.
BREAKING: Confirmed U.S. death toll from the coronavirus tops 250,000 by Johns Hopkins University count, highest in the world. https://t.co/AwTYSjB4vK
— The Associated Press (@AP) November 18, 2020
BREAKING—Currently **3 million+** active cases of #COVID19 circulating in the US right now. To put in perspective: ~1% of US, or all public school teachers in the entire country, or the number of truck drivers, or 1000 Michigan football stadiums 🏟. A lot. https://t.co/LzR1p3Uphb
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) November 18, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/19/20
Blinded By the Light 11/19/20
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Early Bird Special 11/19/20
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Deep Thoughts 11/18/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/18/20
Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself
— Hannah Tindle (@hannahtindle) November 16, 2020
pic.twitter.com/NzcZhZQvIt
Someone in my Norwegian class didn't know the word for cowboys so called them 'American horse pirates' and I've been laughing about it for about an hour.
— so cactus so owl (@socactussoowl) November 16, 2020
Pray for the P.A.s on this set https://t.co/m0kxjx0Lcw
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) November 16, 2020
Guess who decided to eat the inkjet cartridge? pic.twitter.com/qYWpemcRBZ
— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) November 16, 2020
This so much better than that video with the gma letting the kid go crazy pic.twitter.com/9GxGoVGou2
— The God Tongue (@aprettyPR) November 15, 2020
the bread from little caesars: pic.twitter.com/qRCDFBCFRH
— abdi (@abdi3lito) November 15, 2020
Show and Tell 11/18/20
you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"
— b (@doyalikebaileys) November 12, 2020
HOW MUCH DAYLIGHT THEY TRYNA SAVE?? like damn bitch
— LIL’ PLUMP👼🏽 (@thiccandtired__) November 12, 2020
The contents of the British Museum https://t.co/TWlyg7vXj8
— Pariah Carey. (@SumzIbrahiim) November 13, 2020
this is now a thomas edison hate account https://t.co/SU1gZJjhB9
— aj (@ajbabyboi) November 12, 2020
Crazy that some people don't need glasses and can just rawdog vision like that
— queen joheen (@queenjoheen) November 15, 2020
This is a good video on inspecting a hotel room after you check in pic.twitter.com/jA9bFsQ68e
— Bria Celest (@55mmbae) November 16, 2020
Hold Him pic.twitter.com/JYEArkYG6Y
— Fred | 🖤🦅 Forever (@commanderfreddy) November 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/18/20
Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 16, 2020
Investor: eh.........
Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet
Investor: you’ve got yourself a deal
Beautiful pic.twitter.com/Hy9J5axUo0
— Mira “Princess No-Nuts” Bellwether (@TheeBellwether) November 15, 2020
me at 5pm all tucked into bed thinking it’s midnight pic.twitter.com/KILbPeHtBF
— ayeshhh (@ayesha0416) November 14, 2020
FEELING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW ABOUT THINGS!
— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) November 16, 2020
⨂ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆
Chile... the way this tweet didn’t age well 💀 https://t.co/qrMFgDmCha
— Drebae (@Drebae_) November 15, 2020
A simple, free, kind, thing we can all do is never ask anyone who declines an alcoholic beverage for an explanation.
— Keith Humphreys (@KeithNHumphreys) November 15, 2020
everyone needs to see this pic.twitter.com/vewfHWGAVi
— krisp (@k3ystothecity) November 15, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/18/20
An AP photo from 2020. A photo from 1918. pic.twitter.com/qmrq8Mr4cR
— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) November 16, 2020
My on set PPE game is tight. #DirectorsLife#NCISNOLA pic.twitter.com/0xwzY7Za7e
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) November 17, 2020
Sweden has banned gatherings of more than 8 people as a second wave of coronavirus continues to grow. "Don't go to gyms, don't go to libraries, don't host dinners. Cancel," Swedish Prime Minister Lofven said. https://t.co/szpGswWwwF pic.twitter.com/GxohtcXUVs
— Scott Gottlieb, MD (@ScottGottliebMD) November 17, 2020
Holy shit pic.twitter.com/cLLcjemqBl
— the ass slinging slasher l OF (@xxxmenstruacion) November 16, 2020
"Don't eat indoors with people you don't live with" is a clearer and better message than "cancel Thanksgiving."
— Tacob Jaber (@jacobtaber) November 16, 2020
Context: Nebraska Medicine is one of the best-prepared places in the entire US for a new disease. They have *amazing* people & facilities. They knew the risks. They trained. They had contingencies on top of contingencies.
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) November 17, 2020
If someone there is sounding this alarm? It. Is. Bad. https://t.co/bhiOzT7vhM
Multipurpose Room 11/18/20
Blinded By the Light 11/18/20
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Early Bird Special 11/18/20
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Deep Thoughts 11/17/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/17/20
If your autofill looks like this, you’re anxious. pic.twitter.com/zONjaPap1J
— shira “I have ADHD” folberg (@shiraisinspired) November 14, 2020
He needs to be careful here she can move in any direction pic.twitter.com/6Kkqju07BN
— The Pesky Red (@The_Pesky_Red) November 13, 2020
why does “being the bigger person” often feel like another form of accepting abuse and/or enabling awful behaviors?
— deray (@deray) November 14, 2020
Once again I have performed a task that took five minutes after putting it off for seven months. The lesson: 200 days of procrastination is the key to productivity.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 14, 2020
I want to know WHO is using Bing. Tell me!!!!!! Who is opening up their browser. Typing in www dot bing dot com. Hitting enter. Searching the web using Bing. WHO!!!!!!
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 14, 2020
A visual demonstration of the power of sound to create order out of chaos. pic.twitter.com/9zVSyi0ujg
— Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) November 14, 2020
Show and Tell 11/17/20
I was today years old when I learned that Hellmo began life as a birthday cake... pic.twitter.com/bDJOikRTZM
— Jenevieve Frank (@JenApparently) November 14, 2020
This whole family pic.twitter.com/igplEI2lBz https://t.co/I5ZogRsCJg
— Madame Daddy (@ibriecoco) November 14, 2020
The perfect Craigslist gig doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/PRFP19lUc8
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 15, 2020
lol this dude has to carry around juice for the rest of his life pic.twitter.com/12Nz7tFhEc
— dan the rock yang (@realDANYANG) November 14, 2020
My boyfriend just accidentally sent me 7 texts in a row that he intended for his friend. All 7 were about how much he loves Nicholas Cage. I would rather have found out he was cheating.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 14, 2020
Beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat
— worm adderall (@___maryboy) November 14, 2020
normalize wearing a teacup holster pic.twitter.com/efc2gUj7eW
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) November 13, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/17/20
in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the plane landed pic.twitter.com/dp4mINhWy9
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) November 13, 2020
Who was the first therapist.. like who said ok these people need mental help
— paulo (@gay_4pay) November 13, 2020
as promised, here's the two crows i saw lying in the grass, just messing around pic.twitter.com/vKyurck4Tl
— tef's terrible account (@tef_ebooks) November 13, 2020
grape soda don’t even taste like grapes but it sure as hell taste like purple
— 333 (@ih8threat) November 13, 2020
A whole damn egg roll. pic.twitter.com/iqgUkZKYdN
— jamie (@gnuman1979) November 14, 2020
Power rangers really use to skip school so they can jump people 🤣
— Pryce Jones (@OfficialPryce) November 13, 2020
New bird just dropped https://t.co/uXxcBjUe4h
— djinn diesel. (@djinndiesel) November 12, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/17/20
The person who invited me now has COVID https://t.co/HQS2LPkJJY
— Miles Morales' Older Sister (@GingiesMom) November 13, 2020
Girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want a six week mandatory lockdown and $5000 stimulus per person
— Ben (@Jaminben823) November 13, 2020
states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm pic.twitter.com/qcXJlaS3tb
— abs (@tropicanapussy) November 13, 2020
Thread:
Ok, y’all. LOTS of big vaccine news & I know we all have Qs about what it means. Here’s what we know—& don’t—about how a vaccine will make its way across the US.
— Brit Hanson (@bnhanson) November 16, 2020
Let’s Break It Down: A Vaccine Distribution Thread™️ (hold on to your butts; it's a long one)
(1/14) #NPRShortWave
This is exponential growth. We're not prepared for what's about to hit us. https://t.co/PhzBgFGUdt
— Sara Danner Dukic (@saradannerdukic) November 15, 2020
hello america this is what happened with canadian thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/iZd1Bok4j0
— patrick (@patwmurray) November 15, 2020
Multipurpose Room 11/17/20
Blinded By the Light 11/17/20
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Early Bird Special 11/17/20
Monday, November 16, 2020
Deep Thoughts 11/16/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 11/16/20
getting honked at: are u kidding me
— hype172450629038 (@TheHyyyype) November 14, 2020
honking at someone: are u kidding me
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/OOvG4stsbp
— Michelle Ye Hee Lee (@myhlee) November 15, 2020
Time for a divorce https://t.co/owh3I3a9FC pic.twitter.com/a6rwmJ9zKb
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 15, 2020
The amazing camouflage of the great grey owl.. 🦉
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 14, 2020
📷 FB: Alan Murphy pic.twitter.com/klJzAPOo5K
My favorite photo of all the images I captured today. I'd be thrilled if you'd share it. pic.twitter.com/hrVr7KiZKv
— andrew dallos (@adallos) November 14, 2020
Parents will be like oh yeah I had cancer back in 2016, didn’t wanna worry ya
— Vaccine Shaw (@telushk) November 14, 2020
This Maori baby learning the Haka Dance is everything i want to see from the internet 💪🤗 pic.twitter.com/dqe8LbEyAm
— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) November 13, 2020
Show and Tell 11/16/20
Appreciating this quiet Sunday. Stay present. One day at a time. pic.twitter.com/Vy1wSJyzck
— Anthony Hopkins (@AnthonyHopkins) November 15, 2020
My cat is decorating his room like single guy in his twenties pic.twitter.com/UoKuVbmJ3L
— Steven Tobiasz (@steventobiasz) November 15, 2020
your paddle surfing has annoyed Poseidon pic.twitter.com/U3ZRF4S24I
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) November 15, 2020
i present to you, dogs on mushrooms: pic.twitter.com/w8RXR1EUgJ
— *:.。. drew .。.:* (@lofidrew) November 14, 2020
I don’t know much, but I know in my heart of hearts that Zeus would call his dick his “lightning rod”
— Addison Peacock (@Addison_Peacock) November 15, 2020
Obsessed with Polish baroque pulpits shaped like sea monsters 🐋 🐍 🦈 pic.twitter.com/0V3GGz9xNW
— Catherine 🕊 (@CMedtweetci) November 13, 2020
ABSOLUTELY HOWLING AT THIS VIDEO OF DIDDY DIVING INTO A POOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/nwIn6xUDLh
— mike taddow (@taddmike) November 14, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 11/16/20
playtime with dad 😍
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) November 14, 2020
(Elaine Jordan FB) pic.twitter.com/nAlbF4M3Q8
he looks like he just lost chopped pic.twitter.com/Ae9CbNishK
— s (@suspirsia) November 14, 2020
This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time. pic.twitter.com/Fxpv8c9JpP
— Prof Michelle Ryan (@shellkryan) November 14, 2020
I love the idea of @_DionneWarwick scrolling through Spotify and seeing what kinda nasty names you all come up with for your playlists.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 15, 2020
Also the “something to consider” LMAO pic.twitter.com/JMUCjtFzeE
someone filmed a 24 hour time-lapse of their plants to show how much they love to move pic.twitter.com/RUFyCchoVn
— plants⁷ (@pIantporn) November 14, 2020
This is one of the fucking funniest things I have ever watched. pic.twitter.com/Gk4juOljaA
— Bekka Supp (@valhallabckgirl) November 14, 2020
the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 13, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 11/16/20
As #COVID19 cases surge, let’s remember there is no shame in feeling frustrated, scared, and fatigued. It doesn’t mean we’re weak. It means we’re human. The only way we get through this pandemic is by looking out for supporting one another. Pandemics are best fought together.
— Vivek Murthy (@vivek_murthy) November 15, 2020
The German Government's new #COVID19 campaign is very clever and, dare I say it, funny.pic.twitter.com/bP8jTNFShr
— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) November 14, 2020
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/OOvG4stsbp
— Michelle Ye Hee Lee (@myhlee) November 15, 2020
thinking again about how we have lost so many things this year while going to extraordinary lengths to preserve work and work alone
— Kristin Grogan (@KristinGrogan) November 14, 2020
my friend told me she went to a pandemic wedding where guests were given wristbands with a certain color if they don’t want to be approached by strangers??? can we please keep this energy up after the pandemic
— Shay Spence (@chezspence) November 15, 2020
I'm trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK y'all thought "Asymptomatic", meant??? https://t.co/n9CcGdgbJY
— Dyke Daddy (@ComplexBlackBoi) November 14, 2020
The US has to decide what we disdain more— preventive measures or the virus itself.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) November 14, 2020
So far our nation is bothered far more by preventive measures than loss of life from the virus.
Multipurpose Room 11/16/20
Blinded By the Light 11/16/20
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Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
Check for new blinds sporadically at All About the Tea, Bossip, Lainey Gossip, Naughty Gossip, Page Six, Perez Hilton, Sandra Rose, Tamara Tattles, and TV Line.
You can also follow DeuxMoi on Instagram to get your trashy blind item fix (the account is private, so you have to request to follow them).