Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Lied Again

Okay, I admit it. I totally fell for the chikungunya story that she was trying to sell. What can I say? One of these days she has to turn things around, right? Anyway, after checking out of the hospital and posting doctored selfies on Instagram, Lindsay Lohan danced all night in a Paris club, reports Page Six. She also attended a Saint Laurent fashion show while in the city of lights. TMZ reports that Lindsay has until Wednesday to complete her community service, or she will be facing jail. LOLOLOL Who am I kidding? Lindsay's nickname should be The Teflon Con, for all of the excuses she comes up with to not complete her probation. And now a preview of what will happen in court if the Judge sentences her to jail:



40 comments:

  1. That was the most horrendous acting ever.

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    1. I was just going to say that. This is just horrible.

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  2. That there is some fine, fine acting! :D

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  3. That's the first snippet of that movie I've ever seen. It is exactly what I would have expected. Is that Theresa Russell as the mother? I never did understand the big hooha about her. She's always seemed so wooden to me. If she and Costner got married and had a child, they would have to name it Pinocchio.

    Anyhoo.....Lohan. She'll never change. She has no incentive to change. She is hard-wired by genetics to be a liar, a thief and a famewhore. Michael & Dina are in their 50s and are still on that same track. Sadly, Lindsay suffers no repercussions from her antics - from someone giving her work, men 'financing' her or media making money from her by reporting on her.

    BTW, what was the end game of her Speed The Plow gig. I read shortly after the opening that she was okay, but nothing about the entire run of that show. How did things end up for her? Well enough to get her employed elsewhere?

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    1. @IJU- I think your phone is possessed lol!

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    2. It is E. It's wrecking my head now.

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    3. @IJU I love ya, Darlin' but please don't sully Led Zeppelin's great music with Lohag. LOL

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  6. DAYUM at that wig!!

    What does she have community service for? I thought she at least stayed out of legal trouble for the past couple years, and I'd think her CS for other crimes would be done by now.

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  7. All my posts are double posting. I'm sorry. I don't know why.

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    1. It's okay IJU. Hearing from you is always lovely. We get twice as much this way. Hugs to Ya darlink.

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  8. KarenW: Pinocchio spawn of Russel and Costner so spot on. LMFAO.

    I KNEW Lohag was lying. Her lips were moving!

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  9. Maybe if we can get her to hook up with Fist Brown, the loathsomeness of those two cancel each other out and it'll be like matter and anti-matter.

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  10. It's been my experience in this life that although it may take years and years, people eventually get what is coming to them. People keep giving Lindsay breaks because she's still somewhat famous, somewhat young, and sort of somewhat beautiful. But when she finally falls, she's going to fall hard and it's going to be beyond sad. I honestly don't think this girl is help-able though.

    That being said, I don't think her day of reckoning has arrived yet.

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  11. Whoever thought it was a good idea to give her that Liz Taylor role needs some community service.

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  12. Lohan provides a valuable service of making any sane,honest decent person shine that much brighter.Light and shade

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    1. Except in a thousand years, when the archeologists are digging up the remains of our time, Lohan's exploits will survive (by being preserved in Grey Goose or something) and future generations will think that she was the norm.

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    2. @Karen-the lost civilizations of the Lohan age:c.1996-2050AD.A period in human history where the strongest survived by literally pickling themselves in vodka,and thus outliving us all

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  13. Well she killed her talent and her looks. She now looks like a bus station hooker. Shes a drug addict and psychologically screwed ip. She had the parents from whoreville. She isnt ever gonna act any differently than she is, as commenter above said.

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    1. @Aunt Licky LOL! I should wait until you post & then just add +1. I could get back those brain cells I lose when I comment on this that. :D

      Hope you & Mr. Liddy are snuggled up tight tonite. Stay safe, Darlin'. :-)

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  14. I ♡ LiLo.

    No idea why. I guess I have a soft spot for train wrecks. I loved Anna Nicole too, but we all know how that turned out.

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  15. she has community service for crashing her car into a semi on pch while filming that canyons movie. she had a suspended license and wasn't supposed to be driving and had her pa doyle lie for her after the fact and say he was driving and he eventually told the truth and she got mandatory cs at the morgue ..remember when she lied about rolling whitney houston's body bag?? yeah that never happened the morgue chief confirmed she lied and that never happened.. she is still doing cs from 3 years ago that would take a normal person 6 weeks to do

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    1. "famous people never get punished!" - elsa

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    2. Thanks @sugar bread. I remember that mess, but damn it was awhile ago.Can't believe they let her go this long.

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  16. Am I the only one who can't stop replaying her fall at the end? I can not stop laughing!!!!

    cue *THUD

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  17. Silly, silly Outtie for believing one single word that comes out off this trick's mouth!! :))

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  18. Elizabeth Taylor is spinning in her grave over THAT hideous performance. Lindsey looks like a kid playing dress up in that wig and those clothes, like a fucking joke. She's got that godforsaken 3 pack a day and whiskey voice (like Demi) so try as she might to sound different, she always sounds the same. Like herself.

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  19. I've taken dumps that have landed with more finesse than Lilo managed in that scene.

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  20. Well it turns out Lindsay did complete her community service according to Dlisted. It won't stop the haters but maybe, for a time, they can turn their fury toward a more deserving target.

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