Saturday, December 10, 2022
Friday, December 9, 2022
Feel Good Friday 12/9/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/9/22
PLEASE HELP MY BIOLOGY TEACHER ASKED WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF "DOMINANT" AND I CONFIDENTIALLY ANSWERED "SUBMISSIVE" TO THE WHOLE CLASS
— asteriek (@ventthew) November 30, 2022
Thread:
True story: I grew up in the house of the guy who was murdered by Colombian drug smugglers because his business partner tried to steal 880 lbs. of cocaine from them, only for the heist to go awry, leading to the stolen drugs being found and consumed by Cocaine Bear https://t.co/H8a8L26vbS
— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) November 30, 2022
Thread:
The song that Jim Henson and the Muppets made famous was actually from an Italian mondo/sexploitation that had been released in Italy in 1968. But how did Jim find it? And when? I did some detective work that's only hinted at in the biography . . . https://t.co/9Dn62Pk8yV
— Brian Jay Jones (@brianjayjones) November 30, 2022
office jobs are so funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 55 year old woman named betty from finance
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) November 29, 2022
What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) November 30, 2022
"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."
Show and Tell 12/9/22
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) December 2, 2022
The way this woman understands exactly who she is. pic.twitter.com/vULmoboJ6r
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) December 3, 2022
i’d like to put forward this tiktok as a contender for Top 10 Funniest Videos Of 2022 pic.twitter.com/2nEYNUtyWM
— LeSubstack Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) December 2, 2022
Furry snake...ππΎππ pic.twitter.com/1cdNRcFaO9
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 3, 2022
the early seasons of kuwtk will always be superior pic.twitter.com/m9OexUtzoi
— popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) December 2, 2022
Multipurpose Room 12/9/22
Blinded By the Light 12/9/22
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Thursday, December 8, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/8/22
Disney: "Let's send these hit movies to streaming but release the one that looks like Disney Channel circa 2004."
— David Kittredge (@davidkittredge) December 1, 2022
Netflix: "Let's pull this hit movie from theaters after 1 week and leave like 100 mil on the table."
Universal: "COCAINE BEAR! COMING THIS FEB ONLY IN THEATERS!"
Britney Spears finding out Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay will forever send meπππ https://t.co/EtOYVx10Pl pic.twitter.com/q4e0qT5SB9
— π Drew Sidora’s Lunchable (@SeddieWeddie) November 29, 2022
barbarian (2022) pic.twitter.com/PeEshPKRMM
— oscar (@oscflrs) November 30, 2022
Yes another masterpiece by the greatest artist of my generation has dropped pic.twitter.com/Oy0KK9QImR
— Kevin “Hatch” Magnet (@KevMagnet) November 30, 2022
Why Alexander the Great look like he played lacrosse at Yale and now works wealth management at UBS pic.twitter.com/QeUtdzEVOo
— EBITDAddyLBO (@EBITDAddyLBO) November 29, 2022
Show and Tell 12/8/22
Me: *search my symptoms on google*
— introverts memes (@introvertsmemes) December 3, 2022
Google: pic.twitter.com/wGawY1QTvl
LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged pic.twitter.com/AipbVD81h2
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) December 3, 2022
My sister says people don’t have “junk drawers” in their kitchens anymore, because everyone’s so into organization now. I say the kitchen junk drawer still exists. Here’s mine, let’s see yours. pic.twitter.com/qea3jPgtWz
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 3, 2022
It is your holiday duty to make sure everyone you know is aware of the deleted subplot in Love Actually where the little boy is a trained gymnast. pic.twitter.com/Za2pzGVn6H
— Patrick Fisackerly (@fisackerly) December 3, 2022
Yorkshire Kardashians is my new fav thing ever I'm crying pic.twitter.com/uZVRkdOZSQ
— Aidan (@aidanthereup) December 2, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/8/22
REPEALED—The FDA has now withdrawn authorization of the last #COVID19 MAB drug bebtelovimab, citing it is not expected to neutralize the dominant BQ.1 & BQ.1.1 subvariants. This takes away the last COVID monoclonal antibody treatment. Losing the tools! https://t.co/Q9HrcFSejx pic.twitter.com/aBPPPOg3uO
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 1, 2022
Crazy how the world was gaslit into believing #COVID19 is a cold/flu when in actual fact it’s a thrombotic vascular disease
— GeoCK (@GeoEduOne) November 30, 2022
A fungal infection, Candida auris, that typically spreads in the immunocompromised is spreading in Vegas. So far 63 have died. Totally normal right?? https://t.co/HnDTzRUFlk
— chantzy (@chantz_y) November 29, 2022
Multipurpose Room 12/8/22
Blinded By the Light 12/8/22
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Wednesday, December 7, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/7/22
nothing makes me laugh more than the lotr cast zoom pic.twitter.com/qTdSawkT8i
— anna πΉ (@myelessar) November 30, 2022
I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe pic.twitter.com/Tjhrlvg2lh
— Dov (@drnelk) November 30, 2022
There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest
— pat regan (@poregan) December 1, 2022
It’s December lads so time to break out this classic pic.twitter.com/edhGx35127
— GwdihΕ΅ π¦ (@youwouldknow) December 1, 2022
probably one of the most iconic britney spears moments of all time pic.twitter.com/RB2tfZ2Np9
— popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) December 1, 2022
Show and Tell 12/7/22
You’ve heard elf on the shelf. Now get ready for pic.twitter.com/gu2479FDfv
— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) December 3, 2022
Typical. I look like an anxious giant pea. pic.twitter.com/lPrczWHQPI
— Rufus Sewell π (@FredrikSewell) December 4, 2022
The older I get the more I realize how much I love being at home doing nothing
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) December 3, 2022
I had a crazy realisation just as I was getting off the train home from work today:
— Andy Casey (@astrowizicist) December 2, 2022
I fucking drove to work this morning.
I said we supposed to be saving our money. pic.twitter.com/95XeXWWD8z
— ✩ (@luvinflix) December 3, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/7/22
COVID-19 takes serious toll on heart health—a full year after recovery
— Jess (@MeetJess) December 3, 2022
Giant study shows striking rise in long-term heart and vessel disease
https://t.co/2GPXwqZlnC
“L.A. County poised to bring back indoor mask mandate as cases rise 180%
— charlos (@loscharlos) December 2, 2022
Daily hospital admissions have increased 200% since the beginning of the month with 192 per day, The numbers are significantly higher than what we saw this time last year” https://t.co/EIsrHhlJP7
Flu data out today. Holy crap. pic.twitter.com/vkDnmgWPJz
— Katelyn Jetelina (@dr_kkjetelina) December 2, 2022
I am so tired of the pretending. How do people live like this? How do you ignore all the suffering & death? How do you ignore dead kids? How do you convince yourselves you’re not personally in any danger? If this is how we intend to manage threats going forward, we’re in trouble.
— Laura Miers (@LauraMiers) December 2, 2022
New @NatureMedicine
— Eric Topol (@EricTopol) December 1, 2022
There appear to be 4 subtypes of #LongCovid from machine learning analysis of 2 large cohorts https://t.co/Lz4tWRmCYU
@RainuKaushal @WeillCornell and colleagues pic.twitter.com/jsAQ1dYPaS
Multipurpose Room 12/7/22
Blinded By the Light 12/7/22
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Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/6/22
I asked AI to render Wes Anderson's The Shining pic.twitter.com/i2SfSldEaS
— Reconsidering Cinema (@coenesqued2) December 2, 2022
This bear was accidentally taken to a dog shelter and had a great time. Bear cubs always seem to be happy.π» pic.twitter.com/5zXqmUSopj
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) December 2, 2022
In high school, my physics teacher asked me to figure out how many seconds were in a year. I solved it by multiplying 525,600 by 60 to which my teacher responded “why is that something you know off the top of your head?”
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) December 2, 2022
I'm very disappointed that Netflix has decided not to pursue a second season of THE MIDNIGHT CLUB, but as promised, here are the answers to the unresolved mysteries of season 1 (along with our plans for season 2) https://t.co/GtNNVkgTX5
— Mike Flanagan (@flanaganfilm) December 2, 2022
Good boy got escorted out of the jiu-jitsu match for protecting the owner...ππΎπ₯π pic.twitter.com/zYwsIU3Msx
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 1, 2022
Show and Tell 12/6/22
The art The artist pic.twitter.com/TNTp3L3DD0
— cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras) December 3, 2022
Nobody:
— name cannot be blank (@stfuayen) December 3, 2022
Me: in the middle of the night pic.twitter.com/HRDFaWseMp
Daddy would you like some sausage?
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) December 3, 2022
— cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras) December 3, 2022
Saw a TikTok explaining that there’s “ingredient households” and “ready made households” and I’m finally understanding why my partner never thinks we have food when I’m like…”all the things to make it are right here!”
— ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing) December 3, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/6/22
The guest downstairs hearing cheeks getting clapped pic.twitter.com/9tOrBVGoBA
— C-Recks (@lyric2go) November 29, 2022
People fuckin in the balcony above you like pic.twitter.com/iJRsa29akp
— Augustine (@ACESOLO) November 29, 2022
it's time to put up the twilight ornament pic.twitter.com/UahVWKe7H2
— twilight renaissance | fanpage (@twilightreborn) November 29, 2022
you watch ANY dateline and you learn real quick there's nothing more dangerous than "lighting up a room". it's on every episode. that's why i don't light up anything. i make places worse when i get there
— cait (@punished_cait) November 29, 2022
kylie jenner & jaden smith leaving a
— popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) November 28, 2022
movie theater with her foundation all over his face, 2013 pic.twitter.com/9xv0xfFXbb
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/6/22
My spouse said he’s hearing from people on his international online community that they and everyone they know keeps getting shingles. He mentioned COVID but they didn’t know so I sent this explainer. Public health failure = them hearing this for the first time *from me* pic.twitter.com/Pc1stDLjDT
— Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) December 3, 2022
Finding virus somewhere doesn't mean it transmits that way. It's airborne. Don't start worrying about it being on groceries while you shop without a mask. https://t.co/5IKScWq1GI
— T. Ryan Gregory (@TRyanGregory) December 3, 2022
Given that covid related immune dysfunction seems to be driving a huge surge in bacterial infections requiring antibiotic prescriptions (to the point of atb shortages in multiple countries), I really expected the antibiotic stewards to be all over this. But it’s crickets.
— Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone) December 3, 2022
44 of 50 states experiencing "high" or "very high" respiratory virus levels—➡️ so high that many over-the-counter children's medications are hard to find in many places across the United States (Canada too). Now can we protect kids damnit? #BringBackMasks https://t.co/2mOQKJULfB
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 3, 2022
It ain't brain fog. It is SARS-Cov-2 Associated Neurocognitive Decline (SAND) and we are not moving fast enough. https://t.co/3EUbCkSue6
— Daniel Brittain Dugger (@dbdugger) December 1, 2022
Multipurpose Room 12/6/22
Blinded By the Light 12/6/22
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Monday, December 5, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/5/22
that time megan fox accidentally ignored a boy giving her a rose, then after she saw the pictures she flew him out to meet her (2009) pic.twitter.com/1pBIYCgK3p
— popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) December 2, 2022
This polar bear using physics to cross thin ice, distributing its mass over a wider surface area to reduce pressurepic.twitter.com/xe38n3paSi
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) December 2, 2022
In 1997, a Russian poacher, Vladimir Markov, shot and wounded a tiger, and stole part of a boar it had been eating. 12 hours later, the tiger tracked down the poacher at his cabin and ate him. #KarmaStories pic.twitter.com/oBTjAXuxpt
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) December 2, 2022
I feel like Keke Palmer should have a “Carol Burnett Show” deal — a weekly comedy variety show on network television with a standing cast of really talented people pic.twitter.com/Rzd6GNL37Q
— Nina Metz (@Nina_Metz) December 2, 2022
the actor who played furio on the sopranos identified an incorrectly attributed painting and bought it for $68k. it’s worth $10 million. #thesopranos pic.twitter.com/GqrVcLpneK
— Dan Hornsby (@dan_hornsby) December 1, 2022
Show and Tell 12/5/22
y'all: i don't understand chet hanks
— in charge of the girls (@AmeriKraut) December 4, 2022
chet's mama: https://t.co/ccpAuxzqWg
The worst trend on tik tok is professionals using client stories to build platforms. Therapists, nurses, doctors, lawyers, and beyond are going overboard with this. https://t.co/dRN6pMk2H4
— Breya M. Johnson (@TheBlackLayers) December 4, 2022
*watching football*
— samantha bush (@takeyourzoloft) December 4, 2022
Me: That’s Cynthia Baileys ex husband! Oh and that guy dated Kim Kardashian! pic.twitter.com/y8eMUS9Dqg
Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the box? pic.twitter.com/cFZmWVfMXL
— Felicity Hannah (@FelicityHannah) December 3, 2022
Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise
— Carly Maris, PhD (@vintagehistoria) December 2, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/5/22
In what world do you pair those shoes with that dress??? I need Emily to leave Paris and go to HELL!!!! pic.twitter.com/BYR4utAVBG
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 30, 2022
Every sentence of this bio is funnier than the last pic.twitter.com/sCw4x1mTWP
— dream song 4 (@chickenpaprika) November 30, 2022
ladies: a fun way to troll a male soccer fan is to ask him to explain the off sides rule and then keep repeating it back to him, but slightly wronger each time. this works for all sports.
— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) November 29, 2022
lady gaga explains what a disco stick is, 2008 pic.twitter.com/1HBdGNf9WO
— popcultureangel (@lohanisgod) November 29, 2022
Nothing could’ve prepared me for this video pic.twitter.com/CdRJapxNTs
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) November 30, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/5/22
Big business eventually realising that healthy people are essential to the economy.
— tern (@1goodtern) December 4, 2022
So good to see the FT getting stuck into the fight against misinformation. https://t.co/QIJG6r3UpU
We need more of thisππΌππΌ.
— Dr Ellie Murray, ScD (@EpiEllie) December 4, 2022
If we’re going to expect people to manage their own risk, then we should also create spaces or times where the risk levels are varied. https://t.co/yqIl1J9yQV
πOutbreak of measles now up to 50 cases—all kids. 20 children hospitalized. Almost all unvaccinated. Virtually all unvaccinated (youngest ineligible). All confirmed cases have infected unvaccinated kids too. What a needlessly sad story. #GetVaccinated https://t.co/AaSVocoTP0 pic.twitter.com/XIGZAfdxvz
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 4, 2022
11% of Covid cases that needed hospitalisations had lung scarring
— Jess (@MeetJess) December 3, 2022
This scarring makes it difficult to breathe and get oxygen into the bloodstream. Lung damage caused by this may be irreversible and get worse over time
Totally mild https://t.co/ddqlcekTPW
7th child death now from flesh eating Strep A in the last week! this time in Lewisham, South London: another student at the same school reported to be in hospital for it too: https://t.co/7YVUj0HmqH
— Chris Turnbull-MastodonEnemyInAState@union.place (@EnemyInAState) December 3, 2022
Multipurpose Room 12/5/22
Blinded By the Light 12/5/22
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