Saturday, September 26, 2020
Friday, September 25, 2020
Feel Good Friday 9/25/20
Show and Tell Part Deux 9/25/20
Faraday is here for you. pic.twitter.com/wDREowZLj1
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) September 24, 2020
I don't know who needs to hear this, but here's the Red Army Choir singing 'Sex Bomb.' pic.twitter.com/LIVoRc2fHT
— Olivia Giovetti (@ogiovetti) September 20, 2020
Lmaooo https://t.co/NWRfI9Ao8Z pic.twitter.com/LVXr2Qva5u
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) September 24, 2020
how it started how it ended pic.twitter.com/wKlJUySvGk
— jessie (@bealefiIms) September 24, 2020
Bill Murray receives a legal demand from the Doobie Brothers. And it’s everything you’d want it to be... pic.twitter.com/R1L99yZSBj
— Eriq Gardner (@eriqgardner) September 24, 2020
colleges saying they “can’t afford” to cut tuition costs for online classes like lmao just take out a loan it’s what y’all told me to do
— cal? (@cal_gif) September 23, 2020
Show and Tell 9/25/20
This too shall pass.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) September 24, 2020
It might pass like a kidney stone, but it'll pass.
a necessary joy injection pic.twitter.com/nmu0uZZuQO
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) September 24, 2020
I hate it when I’m talking to my former CIA handler, who has shown up at my remote seaside home in an effort to get me to do one last job, and I look off into the distance and see my wife and young child playing meaningfully in the distance.
— willy (@willystaley) September 24, 2020
just thinking about when the cats were small pic.twitter.com/ndIX6Jqw6m
— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) September 24, 2020
If back pain had a face pic.twitter.com/CT8UPoQ3i2
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) September 24, 2020
look at him pic.twitter.com/Y9AxqYkiaO
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) September 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/25/20
"Melting Antarctic ice will raise sea level by 2.5 metres – even if Paris climate goals are met."
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) September 24, 2020
Just imagine for a minute if people were aware of the situation we're in.. Imagine if the world would #EndClimateSilence and
#FaceTheClimateEmergency https://t.co/Zi3I9uxRzw
This is the STRONGEST piece of evidence that our individual carbon footprints barely make a dent in the fight against climate change. We stayed inside,didn’t drive, didn’t fly. there wasn’t much of a difference Bc the main culprit of emissions has always been large corporations https://t.co/CTFiLrEofe
— 睿妍 is THEY THEM (@sasponella) September 22, 2020
At 94-years-old, the legendary David Attenborough has joined Instagram and in less than a few hours he has amassed close to a million followers
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) September 24, 2020
Sir David is partly responsible for my passion for wildlife advocacy so this is an exciting development! https://t.co/2Wwqkt8vw6 pic.twitter.com/zC4IfK6NSm
pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
— kayla ♡ (@baz00per) September 22, 2020
Stress eating a bag of Doritos while sitting in my car in a Walgreens parking lot. Going to punch the steering wheel and scream “fuck” a couple times after I finish the chips and then carry on my way
— Laura Jane Grace (@LauraJaneGrace) September 24, 2020
Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september pic.twitter.com/3SdVnb4G9C
— EX Falchion (@ExFalchion) September 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/25/20
Upon arrival in Iceland, you take a COVID test, quarantine for 5 days then take another test. There is an app to download, that discloses what information it wants and why (contact tracing). We got our first results in 16 hours. To let 201,000 people die is a choice.
— roxane gay (@rgay) September 24, 2020
The fact that Halloween, Christmas and New Years Day all fall on weekends THIS year is especially cruel.
— Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 (@lostblackboy) September 23, 2020
Thread:
📍RE-INFECTION UPDATE: 15 cases of formal reinfection has now been documented (genome 🧬 sequence comparison). The BNO tracker now includes more severity info —8 of the 15 had a 2nd infection that’s more severe, 4 of which were moderate to severe. #COVID19 https://t.co/gTYmwrvaBi pic.twitter.com/tr51nw3GRH
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 24, 2020
Dogs trained to detect the coronavirus began sniffing passenger samples at Finland's Helsinki-Vantaa airport this week in a pilot project running alongside usual testing at the airport https://t.co/AzmQjzUlEg pic.twitter.com/zEe616A2Kg
— Reuters (@Reuters) September 24, 2020
18 to 22-year-olds banned from gathering in Boulder, Colorado, after coronavirus surge, health officials announce. https://t.co/mVsBxBI26g
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 24, 2020
Countries should not ease coronavirus lockdown restrictions until they meet five criteria — and many nations are not even close, according to a new analysis https://t.co/LTPNZpnVxY
— CNN (@CNN) September 24, 2020
Multipurpose Room 9/25/20
Blinded By the Light 9/25/20
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Early Bird Special 9/25/20
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Show and Tell Part Deux 9/24/20
Thread:
Hey, hi, hello. Just a quick reminder. You are under an EXCESSIVE amount of stress right now.
— Susan Arendt (@SusanArendt) September 22, 2020
Even if no-one you know is sick. Even if everyone you know still has a job. Even if your everyday life hasn't changed all that much.
I mean a truly OUTRAGEOUS amount of stress.
my life can be sorted into the periods in which i thought of 9 pm as early and the ones where i thought of it as late
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) September 23, 2020
Being gendered correctly by wrong phone numbers pic.twitter.com/tYUTcMl0hY
— 🔞💀 Dreadful 🔥 BLM ✊🏾 (@dreadful_damsel) September 20, 2020
You know how you bite into something and it tastes like Christmas? What is that? Paprika? Allspice? Today, I had mac and cheese that tasted like Santa was coming, and I want to know what's at fault.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) September 23, 2020
I fear I’ll go the rest of my life never knowing if a singular dried bay leaf does literally anything to benefit a soup or sauce
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) September 22, 2020
don’t even bother clicking - I checked, they don’t show you the sandwich. https://t.co/X0fxToheAg
— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) September 23, 2020
Show and Tell 9/24/20
In “Uptown Funk” Bruno Mars tells Julio, who we can assume is his driver, to get the “stretch” (slang for a limousine). In “That’s What I Like,” Mars asks Julio to “serve that scampi” indicating Julio is also Bruno’s chef. Who is this renaissance man?
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) September 23, 2020
My rule is usually one full year, but my dear departed Mushi recently came to me in a dream and said “Gurl, there’s enough sadness in the world. Go find a little joy.” This little joy is coming home to me next week. 🥰 pic.twitter.com/YNazmJqScS
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) September 23, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be not only the first woman but also the first Jewish American to be honored by lying in state in the U.S. Capitol.
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) September 23, 2020
STINKY FACEEE pic.twitter.com/tI0oTQUzMl
— 🌈church abomination🌈 (@_zotaita_) September 23, 2020
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) September 23, 2020
corporations be like
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 23, 2020
𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙐𝙨
in the battle to
STOP US
from destroying the
𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙩
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/24/20
"TO WHOMEVER CALLED 911 ON THE MARIJUANA PLANTS IN THE FRONT YARD..." pic.twitter.com/GTguLi1WuI
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) September 23, 2020
i was high with a bodybuilder friend once and i talked about how it was kinda messed up that we eat other animal's muscles to grow our own. he went vegan after that and said "never again. those are their gains bro, not mine"
— Mohammad (@WongKarWax) September 23, 2020
Dawg. pic.twitter.com/i7vtwc2RaE
— David Amaya (@AmayaNYC) September 22, 2020
If the planet is going to die in seven years there’s no reason why I shouldn’t eat french fries every day
— Imani Gandy ✊🏾 (@AngryBlackLady) September 23, 2020
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
— Sarah Williams (@misanthropologa) September 23, 2020
everyone please look at my girlfriend’s cat...he just stands pic.twitter.com/AfUr0sv1tW
— coochielations 1:69 (@yoonogy) September 21, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/24/20
Our study is trending on buzzfeed (!!)
— Leah Ruppanner (@leahruppanner) September 22, 2020
We show the pandemic has knocked mothers out of employment and, those who remain, have reduced work time.
Fathers work time is largely unchanged.
The pandemic has worsened the gender gaps in work hours by 20-50%
https://t.co/2hZupM7UK6
A virus that 'affects virtually nobody' is the 3rd leading cause of death in the United States.
— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) September 22, 2020
“COVID-19 is the ultimate pre-existing condition.” https://t.co/Q4Cg6OJRUi
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) September 23, 2020
Tales of unexpected resilience: Italy, which has had remarkable success containing the pandemic, defies Europe's second wave 1/ https://t.co/vVdEonjJo7
— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) September 23, 2020
Real talk, it’s awful to not be able to safely see friends or family or travel, yet work productivity expectations carry on as normal. That doesn’t sit right with me. It didn’t in April and still doesn’t. What a miserable situation we’ve normalized.
— Oliver Baez Bendorf (@queerpoetics) September 22, 2020
Thread:
The 6 month mark in any sustained crisis is always difficult. We have all adjusted to this "new normal", but might now feel like we're running out of steam. Yet, at best, we are only 1/3 the way through this marathon. How can we keep going? THREAD /x
— Dr Aisha Ahmad (@ProfAishaAhmad) September 20, 2020
Thread:
One thing I’m going to be talking a lot more about is COVID how it felt, how it’s absolutely Fucked me up. Not for a pity party but let’s actually talk about the lasting physical and metal effects
— Nelini Stamp 🐺🐜 (@NelStamp) September 21, 2020
BREAKING: Missouri Gov. Mike Parson, who has opposed mandatory mask rules, has tested positive for COVID-19, according to state health officials. https://t.co/83hyIM9yor
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) September 23, 2020
Multipurpose Room 9/24/20
Blinded By the Light 9/24/20
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Early Bird Special 9/24/20
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Deep Thoughts 9/23/20
Show and Tell Part Deux 9/23/20
really messed up that once you finally reply to someone's email, your reward is that they send you another email
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) September 22, 2020
Thinking about Her pic.twitter.com/cnlslAsM9w
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) September 21, 2020
do therapists have favorite clients and if so how can i find out where i rank with mine without being obvious? 🌚
— king crissle (@crissles) September 22, 2020
every hat is a top hat. a bottom hat is a shoe
— phil (@PhilJamesson) September 22, 2020
water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo
— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) September 21, 2020
I miss walking into a store and immediately realizing it’s too fancy but pretending to look around for a few minutes for the benefit of the salesperson who already hates me by default
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) September 21, 2020
Show and Tell 9/23/20
I'll never forget when somebody said "if you mute the video, it looks like he's doing stand up" https://t.co/jQUrHvphdf
— Yall Still Watch Football? (@SweatyKeef) September 21, 2020
absolutely losing my mind over this pic.twitter.com/LM0vaPvnVM
— communism is good (@weirdcities) September 20, 2020
Skeletons are the least impressive monster because almost every other monster is a monster AND a skeleton.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 22, 2020
now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent
— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) September 22, 2020
When you first get the idea vs when you've written 25 drafts of it pic.twitter.com/CGdDoT5ODr
— Anna Klassen (@AnnaJKlassen) September 21, 2020
It is time. pic.twitter.com/izmbNZwmRL
— Salem 🌻 Pidge (@Salkitten) September 21, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/23/20
It’s not premarital sex if y’all never get married
— Uncle Silky (@MrSilkySmooth24) September 20, 2020
Follow me for more biblical loopholes
my roommates and i have an open room and need another person. we’re all chill. serious inquires only pic.twitter.com/U9Dn079nsB
— jimmy thee fallon (@gigalatta) September 21, 2020
so tired of being sad and angry all the time. just so tired.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 22, 2020
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— Emily💋 (@emilyspreads) September 21, 2020
When two female chefs have a conversation without mentioning white sauce, they are said to have passed the Bechamel test.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 22, 2020
Hi Twitter ❤️ It’s Phylicia! pic.twitter.com/kQkboe5Mmv
— Phylicia Rashad (@PhyliciaRashad_) September 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/23/20
This week marks six months since my husband and I got sick with covid. We are still very much dealing with the aftereffects. Here’s the view from half a year out. (thread, 1/x)
— Maggie Astor (@MaggieAstor) September 22, 2020
she didn’t just pull out a tape measure.
— Alex Milsom (@alexmilsom) September 21, 2020
she pulled out a tape measure ✨𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱✨ pic.twitter.com/0BBJZrRcxc
"The f***ing White House has commandeered our websites." — close friend of mine, from her office at CDC in Atlanta
— Johnathan S. Perkins 😷 (@JohnathanPerk) September 21, 2020
This is bad. #COVID19
Thread:
I have two friends in their early-mid twenties who got COVID in March and April. despite having "recovered," one has completely lost her sense of smell and the other now regularly gets headaches (4+ days/week). the recovery rate for young people is not the full truth.
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 22, 2020
Thread:
I’m 37, was in great health when I caught #COVID19, had no underlying conditions. I was sick for 5 weeks and came out the other end with partially collapsed lungs. https://t.co/kspy9FnWLb
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) September 22, 2020
When RFK's grandson volunteered with Kushner's COVID task force, he likened the pandemic response to "a family office meets organized crime, melded with 'Lord of the Flies.'"
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 22, 2020
"I just couldn’t sleep. I was so distressed and disturbed by what I'd seen."https://t.co/erdHRHF5v4
COVID now 4th largest mass casualty event in US history. Topped only by the Civil War, WWII, 1918 flu pandemic.
— Person Woman Man Camera TV (@ClaraJeffery) September 22, 2020
Multipurpose Room 9/23/20
Blinded By the Light 9/23/20
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Early Bird Special 9/23/20
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Deep Thoughts 9/22/20
Show and Tell Part Deux 9/22/20
you can all stop looking and go home. i’ve found the best tiktok. pic.twitter.com/BFnKwhgSxA
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) September 18, 2020
mentally i am here pic.twitter.com/DziEd5mbue
— diana🌸SHOP OPEN (@Pockicchi) September 17, 2020
they got school tomorrow pic.twitter.com/GBuxLpn0mA
— rico (@dumbricardo) September 17, 2020
When you've had it up to here with 2020. pic.twitter.com/F2qu6FvPsZ
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) September 17, 2020
stop asking “is everything okay?” start asking “is anything okay?”
— rosemary “reply gay” donahue (@rosadona) September 17, 2020
— leo (@storybyleo) September 20, 2020
Show and Tell 9/22/20
Me: *stares into the abyss*
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) September 18, 2020
The abyss: pic.twitter.com/3Lpu8Y7aH3
Nope. Still not ready to deal with any of it. *goes back to disassociating*
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) September 19, 2020
Why don’t earthquakes have names? Imagine your house violently shakes so you check Twitter like “that was Travis.”
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 19, 2020
weird that offices are nsfw right now
— phil (@PhilJamesson) September 18, 2020
I made hors d'oeuvre for the chickens pic.twitter.com/tKac2HfViq
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) September 18, 2020
the abstract the paper pic.twitter.com/CohLwr28j4
— Dr. Geistbot, PhD (@Geistb0t) September 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/22/20
THANKSGIVING IS CANCELLED
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) September 21, 2020
A smoothie is not worth $14, but the cleanup of a blender is.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) September 21, 2020
Fluid dynamics in all its glory. 🤓#Science #Experiment #ScienceTwitter pic.twitter.com/ZzoI4h5iYI
— Jenna 🌻 (@JennaB_Explorer) September 20, 2020
Cheers to birthday boy Bill Murray! Here’s to many many more. pic.twitter.com/ECXr5xoCVy
— Joel Murray (@JoelMurray9of9) September 21, 2020
Finally someone said it pic.twitter.com/kO1534dJAj
— Lily (@lilydont) September 20, 2020
me a year ago: she can’t sleep in the bed
— David Wright (@DavidWright_7) September 21, 2020
sept 2020: pic.twitter.com/E44RpiuYVT
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/22/20
“You have to wear a mask to enter this restaurant/cafe but you can remove it once you’re sitting” is one of the most absurd things ppl have normalized during this pandemic...
— fadumo (@saintfadumo) September 17, 2020
this is what "normalize" actually looks like https://t.co/A45usf38Ws
— Dennis Hogan (@dennismhogan) September 20, 2020
Some 200,000 people in the U.S. have died of COVID-19 since the coronavirus hit our shores, and the count steadily grows.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) September 21, 2020
The death toll has surpassed the number of Americans killed in World War I and the Vietnam War combined. https://t.co/qwA2m4tlRa
Thread:
Let me just say what CDC has finally, belatedly, tacitly admitted but doesn't have the guts to say out loud: the 6-foot rule is dead. On Friday CDC released a new page on how SARSCoV2 spreads that makes a complete mockery of the 6-foot rule (1/n)https://t.co/eijexSpuf4
— Michael Lin, PhD-MD (@michaelzlin) September 21, 2020
He thought it was a hoax and now he's dead.
— Collin Fisher (@CollinFisher) September 21, 2020
'Former Nashville councilman Tony Tenpenny dies from COVID-19 complications' https://t.co/CyKD9u5gom
Lmao pic.twitter.com/3rv58V1XKo
— Amy Siskind (@Amy_Siskind) September 21, 2020
Thread:
The 6 month mark in any sustained crisis is always difficult. We have all adjusted to this "new normal", but might now feel like we're running out of steam. Yet, at best, we are only 1/3 the way through this marathon. How can we keep going? THREAD /x
— Dr Aisha Ahmad (@ProfAishaAhmad) September 20, 2020
Thread:
OH CHRIST—Trump HHS just did full “power grab” takeover of all drug/vaccines. Via “stunning declaration” of authority, HHS Secretary Azar barred FDA from signing any new rules—power now “is reserved to the Secretary.” Trump now controls all of it. #COVID19 https://t.co/MZcOBN4TGr
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) September 21, 2020
Multipurpose Room 9/22/20
Blinded By the Light 9/22/20
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Early Bird Special 9/22/20
Monday, September 21, 2020
Show and Tell Part Deux 9/21/20
acupuncture is never relaxing to me because of that bookshelf that fell on the needle-filled person on final destination. final destination movies have shaped a lot of my choices actually. Driving behind log flatbeds no thank u
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2020
i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went “hello, where are the strap ons?” like girl i don’t work here but aisle 12
— ABOLISH THE POLICE (@dada_issues) September 20, 2020
My mother-in-law's desktop. pic.twitter.com/xy3ZTtMW4X
— Deborah Tarica (@InstantDeborah) September 20, 2020
Elaborate Salt Labyrinths by Japanese Artist Motoi Yamamoto pic.twitter.com/2JP8lExQdv
— JCR (@Alabandine_) September 19, 2020
she a glass of milk pic.twitter.com/QS7uUTHNj7
— rico (@dumbricardo) September 20, 2020
Depression got hands not gonna lie https://t.co/l5plC9cg3F
— ✨King Nefertitty✨ (@guavacoochi) September 19, 2020
Show and Tell 9/21/20
Shia LaBeouf found the good weed...pic.twitter.com/NdihbXuCX4
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 18, 2020
When I tell you Shia LaBeouf was DEDICATED to this role. #FastTimesLive
— Dani Kwateng (@danikwateng) September 18, 2020
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/eTg1qtFL0s
I AM STILL NOT OVER THIS pic.twitter.com/LhNLYLPlmx
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) September 18, 2020
When you love mess pic.twitter.com/YZ75Ve5uN1
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) September 18, 2020
this looks like the photo they add to the headline FLORIDA COUPLE STEALS LION FROM ZOO pic.twitter.com/paLk46bKiy
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) September 18, 2020
giving me ......... the mom whose car u wanted to be in on the field trip pic.twitter.com/Ww56vr2M7E
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/21/20
A criminalized onion is a rapscallion. https://t.co/edtVqzNixh
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 20, 2020
“I had a dream my life would be, so different from this hell I’m living” - a French prostitute in 1823 and also me rn
— Chris Murphy (@christress) September 19, 2020
I have terrible news... pic.twitter.com/otCmRGETQe
— Katrina - WhiteBearCommunity (@WhiteBearCommu1) September 20, 2020
My dog Esther went to a birthday party today 😂 pic.twitter.com/5ReL61K6kR
— Josie Scott (@josiescott_) September 18, 2020
I gotta say, R.E.M. gave me unrealistic expectations about how good I’d feel at the end of the world
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) September 19, 2020
cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man :)
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020
This is the funniest text i have ever received in my ENTIRE LIFE and i want it put on my grave pic.twitter.com/40waWL0opH
— kristina ◡̈ (@kristinascotto) September 19, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/21/20
I remember when I was like “I can’t believe we’ve been in quarantine for THREE WHOLE WEEKS!” That was 7 years ago.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 20, 2020
Anthony Fauci tells The Atlantic that a coronavirus vaccine will not likely be in widespread distribution "until well into 2021." @jameshamblin reports on what that means for the winter. https://t.co/8xrssl0z0t
— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) September 20, 2020
As students return to classrooms, a CDC report finds that the majority of children, teens and young adults who die from COVID-19 are Hispanic, Black or Native American. https://t.co/IoWrKVNgQ3
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) September 16, 2020
One thing I love about New York right now? How people pull up their masks as they approach strangers on the street. It’s a sign of respect, community and common sense. Just call us the heartland.
— Mara Gay (@MaraGay) September 20, 2020
We're all sick and tired of the pandemic, but unfortunately Covid is not tired of making us sick. It's still out there—lots of people are infectious and the virus remains deadly, particularly for older people and those with underlying conditions.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) September 20, 2020
Trump is intentionally killing Americans and today we lost another doctor to this horrible virus. 28 y.o. Dr. Adeline Fagan. Please don’t grow numb to the +200,000 deaths. https://t.co/QDqeBjjm6L
— Cleavon MD (@Cleavon_MD) September 20, 2020
Did...did people think it couldn’t? https://t.co/IYG0dxUPzg
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) September 19, 2020
Multipurpose Room 9/21/20
Blinded By the Light 9/21/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
Check for new blinds sporadically at All About the Tea, Bossip, Lainey Gossip, Naughty Gossip, Page Six, Perez Hilton, Sandra Rose, Tamara Tattles, and TV Line.
You can also follow DeuxMoi on Instagram to get your trashy blind item fix (the account is private, so you have to request to follow them).