Saturday, January 22, 2022
Friday, January 21, 2022
Feel Good Friday 1/21/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/21/22
the helium shortage is only being made worse by inflation
— Iris (@Jest_Iris) January 12, 2022
Normalize replying to emails with “what.”
— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) January 12, 2022
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there pic.twitter.com/A6DYunb0QJ
— alex (@mikes_hardest_) January 12, 2022
when you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month https://t.co/zQYDmVuo3Z
— Phil Cheesesteak (@compoundcase) January 11, 2022
This month I’m doing something called January, where I try to make it through every day of January
— Ron Amaya (@juan_amayah) January 11, 2022
Show and Tell 1/21/22
Check out my NFT
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) January 15, 2022
(neat furry tail) pic.twitter.com/2BkN4O2eRI
y’all be scared to double text lmaoo not me ding ding tis i again
— ✫ (@irissvibes) January 15, 2022
Made the mistake of trying to give something away for free on Facebook instead of just putting it outside with a “free” sign and now it is my full time job.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 14, 2022
high school is crazy cuz why is the basketball coach teaching us world history
— Doᴄ 🥇 (@ayedocc) January 14, 2022
He’s being extra cute today for some reason. I don’t trust it. pic.twitter.com/Z5yHE2bHvw
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) January 14, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/21/22
Oliver Queen: Survives 5 years on Lian Yu, transforms into a hero, saves multiverse, resurrects family & friends, transports wife to blissful afterlife. End.
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) January 14, 2022
Me: Loses watch cliff jumping, dives down to retrieve it with no snorkel gear, mistakenly grabs a sea urchin. End. pic.twitter.com/RX4idpq7vX
never forget that Janet Jackson, Q-tip and Joni Mitchell gave us this eternal jam (got ‘till its gone). doubtlessly one of the most cultural and aesthetic music videos ever created. pic.twitter.com/ykEWOoufOO
— shay (@liberianlatina) January 13, 2022
say what you will about YouTube, when the algorithm works it works pic.twitter.com/oy5NqkYPcp
— chris person (@Papapishu) January 13, 2022
this year I’m doing why January. it’s where every day I stand in the street and scream “WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 13, 2022
i be like “goodmorning” then go back to sleep 5 more times
— hujjah🍁 (@xahujjaah) January 13, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/21/22
Blinded By the Light 1/21/22
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Thursday, January 20, 2022
Show and Tell 1/20/22
yo why does fruit and veg expire so quickly like give me a chance babe im trying
— tripp (@mrshvrif) January 14, 2022
Pete Davidson having Kanye talk about beating his ass in a song + an entire Ariana song is just like an insane legacy, already. He’s like an old school 70’s it girl muse
— Ellie McElvain (@elliemce) January 16, 2022
Everytime pic.twitter.com/HFIx0YtV2l
— Mickey 🔑 (@mmiicckkkeeyyy) January 15, 2022
Knowing dates has never really been my thing… https://t.co/13IPQy8Wlz
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 15, 2022
You ever clean yo room so good you walk out just to come back in and see yo work? 🤣
— feyisayo 💸 (@kennytrip2) January 15, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/20/22
This why people be afraid to change careers…people gon try to remember u for who u were smh. I feel him tho. Don’t let them keep you stagnant my boy. U can be whatever u want in this life 💯 https://t.co/GTfmH15S0S
— Nomi (@mynameisnomi) January 13, 2022
not a damn thing in heaven or earth could motivate me to walk down this alley pic.twitter.com/fSQ3PvbWHP
— tweety (@weirdwithwords) January 14, 2022
“sorry i can’t go something came up” pic.twitter.com/F1KhKOp1Jg
— 𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐚 🧚🏻 (@tastelyss) January 13, 2022
Here comes the sun pic.twitter.com/lJ6gTTTdp1
— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) January 13, 2022
This is the most accurate tweet of all time https://t.co/WRrWtvZz80
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) January 14, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/20/22
Especially in Covid-times! https://t.co/IC8JAcBIlW
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) January 18, 2022
Austria will implement a wide-ranging COVID vaccine mandate, which includes fines for unvaccinated adults, beginning Feb. 1.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 18, 2022
The Covid Eras:
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 17, 2022
-Tiger King
-Sourdough
-Push-Up Challenge
-“Is This A Cake?”
-Bernie Meme
-Delta
-Pretending the pandemic is over
-“CDC said…”
-Wordle
I genuinely feel so fucking loved by friends who cancel plans when they might have COVID. They are literally saving me weeks of my life, and possibly my entire life. Thank you for protecting me.
— the Redwoods 🌲🌲🌲 (@treemunity) January 17, 2022
California has recorded more than 7 million coronavirus cases, after its fastest accumulation of reported infections in the history of the pandemic.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 18, 2022
The unprecedented count comes one week after the state tallied its 6 millionth coronavirus case.https://t.co/v1WkzCA0v2
Multipurpose Room 1/20/22
Blinded By the Light 1/20/22
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Wednesday, January 19, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/19/22
a perfect interaction just happened: a man at a bar came up to me and my friends and asked what we all did and I said I was a journalist and he said “oh like in spiderman”
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) January 13, 2022
a summoning circle:
— R.B. Thorne (@ThornsAbound) January 12, 2022
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
literally
🕯 any kind 🕯
of good news
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
Someone finally got our IT guys to clean their office and pic.twitter.com/XCl1fwkIm0
— garbitch (@dulce_muse) January 12, 2022
when the foot locker employee finds an extra pair of the sold out shoes for you in the back pic.twitter.com/8SUqpsLmRO
— Nice Guy.eth 🔺 (🗑,🗑) (@SortaBad) January 13, 2022
Bruh the sheep checking on him is so 🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/LQrguYkJN8
— n//N (@SendPieXSenpai) January 12, 2022
Show and Tell 1/19/22
Found this rad photo on a cousin's Facebook page. Apparently teenage Bob Saget used to visit my uncle Larry (Three Stooges) regularly at his assisted living facility and bring him movies to watch. pic.twitter.com/YQf6Yh6f7B
— Josh Goldbloom (@cinepocalypse) January 16, 2022
Wya I’m Tryna Swing By pic.twitter.com/L7EqkcUjig
— Jaden (@jaden) January 16, 2022
this dookie mist flying in the air oh I lost it https://t.co/sMR9RXrWR5
— ann-nee-my (@animmaimota) January 15, 2022
mentally i wanna be here ✨ pic.twitter.com/u5VRhdW5G4
— Juls 🍂 (@Outrobabyy) January 15, 2022
So dreamy 😍 pic.twitter.com/tXhF7JmyPb
— Juls 🍂 (@Outrobabyy) January 15, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/19/22
i feel seen pic.twitter.com/xofncwBNXX
— ReggieFromTheBay (@Reggiefrmthebay) January 13, 2022
— President-Elect Toguro (@ComradeToguro) January 14, 2022
we should get sleepy days like we get sick days
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) January 13, 2022
Me: *enters 3-45 into Excel*
— Rob 🏳️🌈 (@RobMakesComics) January 14, 2022
Excel: Ah, yes you must mean March 45th
One thang about me, IMA STARE BACK cause what the F*CK is you looking at🤨🤨
— Certified Hitmaker! (@Jay_Gio1k) January 13, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/19/22
Blinded By the Light 1/19/22
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Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/18/22
what sort of absolute psychopath would leave their purse this far away and behind their back in the middle of paris. pic.twitter.com/WJtxJVIja9
— internet baby (@kirkpate) January 13, 2022
the most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes” in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😭😭
— Sinoflick✨✨✨ (@Sinoflick_) January 13, 2022
no more talking stages lmk when my name is tattooed on you
— J. 🎱 (@c0zzj) January 13, 2022
My dog has officially learned how to open every door in the house. I will never again know peace. pic.twitter.com/iIVjgWF8xh
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) January 13, 2022
Steve doesn’t have to keep eating us uppp like this! IS THAT SILK?!!! pic.twitter.com/KnGxmvYkz6
— Drake’s Hot Sauce (@krstnbth) January 12, 2022
Show and Tell: 1/18/22
Not so subtle, Chloe! pic.twitter.com/tU97zjbxFL
— Tina Vasquez (@TheTinaVasquez) January 16, 2022
You're officially old if you used one of these to game. pic.twitter.com/KFSAqkXhWD
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) January 16, 2022
Actual quote from cinematographer John Alcott about shooting the maze scenes in The Shining: "Most of the crew got lost at various times and it wasn’t much use to call out 'Stanley' as his laughter seemed to come from everywhere."
— Rich Homie Sean (@SeanRMoorhead) January 16, 2022
Your self-love has gotta be stronger than your desire to be loved.
— Bhavi ✨(puh-v) (@LightofEmotion) January 15, 2022
dads be like “go help your mother” bro go help your wife
— cortez (@cxrtezs) January 16, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/18/22
everyone with cats please tell your cats i said hi
— there is only 1 man and it's claude giroux (@princesDameron) January 14, 2022
Everyone’s going to date Pete Davidson at some point. Might as well stop living in fear and just let it happen, symptoms appear to be mild. Take your vitamins.
— Tony Sadowski (@TweetsByTheTony) January 14, 2022
have you ever had a date so wild that your therapist simply said, "I've never heard of that happening and never talk to that man again."
— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) January 14, 2022
????????????? pic.twitter.com/h7BWxLXHPF
— 🌿plant momma🌱 (@pastelkreeper) January 14, 2022
The thing you need to understand about today's Zillow find is that it was built in 2010 in the United States of America. 1/ pic.twitter.com/Rd5JrrsVgr
— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) January 14, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/18/22
The people that got to 2022 without catching COVID pic.twitter.com/N4SAxJGrwB
— SuperheroesInColor (@HeroesInColor00) January 13, 2022
I will start calling Covid the same as the common cold when you don’t get long-haul illnesses and permanent disability from Covid. I don’t understand why people are going with this narrative now. It’s not like a common cold. Death isn’t the only bad outcome here.
— The Original Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) January 13, 2022
omicron, waiting for me to leave my house pic.twitter.com/OEH0WqkuoH
— Laura Martínez ® (@miblogestublog) January 17, 2022
Growing evidence that the 5-day isolation period might be too short for many with omicron. https://t.co/kb6kI8I9SG
— Dr. Tara C. Smith (@aetiology) January 16, 2022
📍NEW—1 in 10 people with #COVID19 still could be infectious beyond 10 days, and some could remain so for as long as 2 months, a new study suggests, and pose risk of onward transmission. Plus, “we wouldn't be able to predict who they are” says author.https://t.co/Xw0KhIJEvc
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 17, 2022
Thread:
2) “My biggest worry all along has been the long term effects particularly on the brain. We know that people who get brain fog who get fatigue, cognitive problems, & smell and taste is very common—and that means the virus is affecting the brain 🧠”
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 17, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/18/22
Blinded By the Light 1/18/22
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Early Bird Special 1/18/22
Melanie Lynskey is profiled by Rolling Stone.
Katy Perry says Orlando Bloom leaves his dental floss all over.
Bella Hadid talks mental health struggles.
Monday, January 17, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/17/22
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) January 12, 2022
Truly the height of style. pic.twitter.com/yKBg3vkRhY
— Jason Diamond (@imjasondiamond) January 13, 2022
Somebody did a 3D render of what Hey Arnold’s room would look like it real life, this MF’r 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/lyd1ESSsGY
— iLiveLavishly (@HollyLiveLavish) January 12, 2022
When someone uses your driveway to turn pic.twitter.com/b08i4BSMug
— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) January 13, 2022
battenberg cat pic.twitter.com/wb71leKUcQ
— badly-drawn bee...🐝 (@soapachu) January 13, 2022
Show and Tell: 1/17/22
This is what the Internet is good for. With sound. pic.twitter.com/nNY4RHg3ie
— G Patrick “Pat” McDaniel (@GPatrick) January 15, 2022
This tiktok caught me by surprise 😭 pic.twitter.com/SPWqufqGg8
— badgyal tina belcher 🇦🇬🇲🇸 (@NSKL_) January 16, 2022
Happy John Carpenter Day pic.twitter.com/rNO1SJYvOF
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) January 16, 2022
Mala & Zen Still Trying
— Cher (@cher) January 16, 2022
To Get In Basket They Shared as Kittens. I Don’t Have The ♥️To Tell Them
“BOYS,That🛳Has Sailed” pic.twitter.com/QO5t1BlIEk
me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat
— trash jones (@jzux) January 16, 2022
me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/17/22
Take more pictures of yourself this year. Your anxiety is lying to you. You’re really beautiful and all those insecurities are in your head.
— Kira J (@IamKiraJ) January 13, 2022
ay im walkin here pic.twitter.com/jR4UFswVaf
— petfinder names (@petfindernames) January 14, 2022
if a ham can spiral so can i
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 15, 2022
I love saying "absolutely not". Saying "no" just isn't dramatic enough for me 🤣🤣🤣
— 69💎 (@wofai_xo) January 14, 2022
“I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS" if you can't read fast just say that
— 𝐈𝐜𝐲 ひ (@IcyJaime) January 14, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/17/22
I think I’m way more depressed about how much people suck during a pandemic than I am about the actual pandemic
— Candace D. (@DiaryofaSickGrl) January 15, 2022
Mexican TV Host loses it , calls all antivaxxers "morons"
— Dallas (@59dallas) January 15, 2022
"You damned antivaxxers, gaggle of morons! Stop with your bullshit and at least put on a god damned face mask, and stop hitting the brakes for the entire world! Yes, you antivaxxers, you are a moron! Put on a face mask!" pic.twitter.com/EYb5WCcByB
“Dude, my roommate had a stroke” is not something you ever expect to hear from someone in their 20s. It’s right up there with “my yoga teacher died of a pulmonary embolism.” And yet I’ve heard both in last few months.
— laurie allee (@laurieallee) January 15, 2022
(Even “mild”) Covid is a vascular disease.
There are lots of recent anecdotes about new #Omicron reinfections after a recent Omicron infection. It’s certainly possible if your first Omicron infection was a low-dose one that didn’t stimulate your immune system enough or if you’re immunocompromised. Be careful folks. 🙏 https://t.co/k0lcBibyl7
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 15, 2022
Until Covid is over can we cancel Friday as a weekday and just add it to the weekend? M-Thurs is enough
— Charlene Collier, MD, MPH (@CHCollier) January 14, 2022
📍Whoa—new #LongCovid study—T cell death is worrisome… "These observations describe an abnormal immune profile in patients with #COVID19 at extended time points after infection & provide clear support for the existence of a syndrome of #LongCovid" ➡️Please please avoid COVID! 🙏 https://t.co/iewmNc0Ajt
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) January 13, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/17/22
Blinded By the Light 1/17/22
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Early Bird Special 1/17/22
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannuli's home burglarized.
Farrah Abraham arrested for alleged assault at a club.
Kanye West is a mess.