Saturday, August 8, 2020
Friday, August 7, 2020
Feel Good Friday 8/7/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/7/20
is anyone finding that they've reached the stage of this where they are on a hair trigger about...everything? like a glass breaks in the kitchen and suddenly you're crying and full of blame and the worst version of yourself? like the women making the casserole in the family stone— rachel syme (@rachsyme) August 6, 2020
Pixar: so it starts with the love story of childhood sweethearts Carl and Elle— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) August 5, 2020
Me: omg they’re perfect
Pixar: right? later he goes on a great adventure in a floating house!
Me: haha and what does she do
Pixar:
Me: Pixar what is she doing during the great adventure
Horrible time for the NRA, first they close down schools and now this.— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) August 6, 2020
I let a jellyfish sting me today, just for the physical contact.— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 6, 2020
My friend just sent me this incredible video taken by his family members in Newfoundland. They had been cruising along when orcas appeared in the distance. And then...— Jimmy Thomson (@jwsthomson) August 6, 2020
(sound ON for wonderful Newfoundland accents) pic.twitter.com/It6fZrkp86
what if a snake fell asleep wrong and when he woke up his him was alseep— human aaron (@humanaaron) August 5, 2020
Normalize not bringing up a relatable story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, and just listen.— Priest (@fxckingVALID) August 5, 2020
Feels like a good year for the earth to take up smoking. https://t.co/e881tixTdK— Kashana (@kashanacauley) August 6, 2020
Show and Tell 8/7/20
I just saw a job require 15+ years in social media experience?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! So like they want to hire Tom from Myspace!??!— lydia juliet (@CashLydia) August 4, 2020
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano. pic.twitter.com/SHQJwH1XB2— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) August 5, 2020
This is a beauty. Sonnet 104. #ASonnetADay pic.twitter.com/lIQkA8V0qs— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) August 5, 2020
Funny how it's always "The Simpsons predicted the future" and never "We created ourselves a nightmare world beyond parody".— Kung Fu Monster D (@Duerer95) August 4, 2020
Looking at your ex you used to think was hot: pic.twitter.com/t3A3S3odqo— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) August 5, 2020
Landlords be like “it’s an old building” alright then I’ll pay old rent, here’s 20 bucks it’s a fortune— waria ☭ (@EternalDago) August 4, 2020
QANON is just Slender man for dumb adults.— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) August 4, 2020
Show and Tell: Oversize Edition 8/7/20
Does America understand that the NBA bubble is literally just them using the proper isolation, distancing, mask and testing protocols and that if our federal government and state officials had done what the NBA is doing back in March and stuck with it THAT WE’D BE OKAY BY NOW https://t.co/7RxgHNuI9g— Tanya Ray Fox (@TanyaRayFox) August 5, 2020
Happy birthday to Lucille Ball, who saved Star Trek by vetoing the Desilu Studios board of directors' unanimous decision to cancel the show after its second pilot episode due to its high production cost. pic.twitter.com/civO4MUlHm— Blake Linton (@BlakeLinton) August 6, 2020
A school superintendent in GA says, "Wearing a mask is a personal choice and there is no practical way to enforce a mandate to wear them." Tell that to EVERY SINGLE GIRL who has been sent home from school/forced to change for wearing spaghetti straps or shorts above the knee.— K.A. Holt 🏳️🌈 (@karianneholt) August 5, 2020
"My tits bother you? They're covered in Swarovski crystals, girl!" is one of the most iconic things I've ever heard in my life and I will never forget it or this ensemble. https://t.co/4e19tV5Lww— ⎊ I love you 3000 ⎊ (@IfIWereMagneto) August 6, 2020
Ted Mosby, in the year 2030, told the story of how he met his children's mother and HE NEVER MENTIONED THE CORONAVIRUS ONCE— Tara Millette (@LazyGinger) August 5, 2020
Man I fuckin love scientists. Someone was like "what kind of rock is that" and everyone else was like "who care, it's a rock" and that person was like "I care and I will find out"— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) August 5, 2020
Timely double feature at the Traverse City, Michigan movie theater. pic.twitter.com/5Z12vp1FwQ— Peter Baker (@ptrbkr) August 5, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/7/20
"‘We're here today because to open up America, we've got to open up America's schools and Thales Academy is literally in the forefront,’ Pence said last week."— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) August 6, 2020
Now: teachers and students from Thales Academy under quarantine...https://t.co/73AnUa3rMm
me contemplating a full year of remote school for the kids pic.twitter.com/I7PLS47SMw— Christopher Mims (@mims) August 6, 2020
I talked to YouTubers, TikTok stars, and Gen Z celebs about the L.A. influencer social scene why they won’t stop partying https://t.co/HA5IFGrs5e— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) August 6, 2020
if there’s anything that coronavirus has taught me it’s that some schools start in early august— James (@CaucasianJames) August 6, 2020
Them: "If you all stay inside for a couple of months, it'll give us time to figure this out."— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 6, 2020
Us: "Ok!"
5 months later:
Us: "We did our part. How's it going?"
Them: "Great! We've made "anti-masker" a political identity, opened the schools & hobbled the post office."
Us: "..."
"When it comes to the virus, the United States has come to resemble not the wealthy and powerful countries to which it is often compared but instead to far poorer countries, like Brazil, Peru and South Africa." https://t.co/SLrH5ImSQf— The Upshot (@UpshotNYT) August 6, 2020
This is going to be every day now. https://t.co/5jFzwfANLw— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 6, 2020
New: Fox Corp. CEO Lachlan Murdoch announced in a memo to employees today that the company expects that non-production staffers who have been working remotely "will continue to do so for the remainder of the calendar year."— Jeremy Barr (@jeremymbarr) August 6, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/7/20
Blinded By the Light 8/7/20
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Early Bird Special 8/7/20
Gwyneth Paltrow penned an essay for Vogue UK on why her first marriage didn't quite work.
Jennifer Garner is back on the market.
Zendaya is on the cover of InStyle Magazine.
Three Bon Appetit journalists of color have left the magazine's video series.
Thursday, August 6, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/6/20
thinking today about the ghost who had sex with lucy liu and now serves as her guardian angel. hope it’s well pic.twitter.com/nC9TaWeYyh— Erin Sullivan (@sullivem) August 2, 2020
I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.— Kevin Shanks (@forensictoxguy) August 2, 2020
When you do your hair for the Zoom call but you don’t shower or change. https://t.co/qAc9ajPZsD— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) August 5, 2020
When they feel threatened, red pandas stand up and extend their claws to look bigger and more dangerous 🤗 pic.twitter.com/avqvP9OzZQ— Akki (@akkitwts) August 4, 2020
Why is this literally what a Glee episode covering BLM would be like pic.twitter.com/hjqjfwOjcb— The Wise (@sergrayson) August 4, 2020
I don’t know who needs to hear that, but the idea that it’s okay to be mistreated at a job simply because they pay you is just a toxic tactic of capitalist control. You’re getting paid to render a service, not to be abused. pic.twitter.com/eiJBLhLeGU— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) August 5, 2020
Show and Tell 8/6/20
We don’t deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/4qz5XsUWp2— Alexis Benveniste (@apbenven) August 3, 2020
American Pie. https://t.co/KBE6Nx1fOt— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) August 3, 2020
Absolutely Not pic.twitter.com/UicB06cSkV— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 3, 2020
I just saw someone tweet “This summer so boring I could’ve kept my baby” pic.twitter.com/Mf99giygHQ— Drebae💎 (@Drebae_) August 3, 2020
I KNOW THIS MAN BETTER BANG THAT THANG!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/SHNBGDGURo— Duchess of Slauson💙✨ (@TinaRose_) August 4, 2020
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 5, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/6/20
i kno you dont want kids to miss a year of school cause they’ll fall behind but we never missed a year and my classmates still grew up to fall for pyramid schemes— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) August 5, 2020
Georgia second grader tests positive for coronavirus after first day of school, forcing class to quarantine https://t.co/BqVP2NbNKb— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 5, 2020
If we are going to bring crews back to set - especially in LA- we need daily testing - 12 hour turnaround- and best in class PPE, HVAC filtration, and contact tracing devices. What’s happening currently isn’t enough. Studios need to provide the absolute best for their crews.— Phil Lord #BlackLivesMatter #WearAMask (@philiplord) August 5, 2020
The origin of this story is one of my colleagues asked for an immunity explainer, and I said, "GOD NO, have you any idea how complicated immunology is, that would kill me," but then I realized that I am already dead inside, and wrote the piece. https://t.co/Cg6i6Mj17k— Ed Yong (@edyong209) August 5, 2020
I love masks. I can’t believe I let y’all just breathe on me before.— cristina arreola (@C_Arreola) August 5, 2020
i miss those rooms with a bunch of guys making dinner in the back and if you give them money they let you have some— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) August 4, 2020
MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we’re thinking of you and your family— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 5, 2020
AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king
Multipurpose Room 8/6/20
Blinded By the Light 8/6/20
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Early Bird Special 8/6/20
Cameron Diaz talks stepping away from Hollywood.
FBI raids YouTube star Jake Paul's home, finds firearms.
Zoe Saldana apologizes for playing Nina Simone.
Self-Care tips from Brooke Burns.
Wednesday, August 5, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/5/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/5/20
Me & my friends at church vs Me & my friends at the club pic.twitter.com/ZNsmUcS0M7— Tori ✨ (@_heyyymscarter) August 4, 2020
Is anyone sleeping? HOW?— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) August 3, 2020
A friend Sent me this,Well I Think she’s a friend pic.twitter.com/HQf8x8e5qd— Cher (@cher) August 3, 2020
I make’a da lasagna! pic.twitter.com/Gs1gNpL0mF— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) August 3, 2020
Y’all look at Vanessa THE Williams reenacting her infamous Soul Food scene. Legendary. pic.twitter.com/7g61gUUagj— joshua henry jenkins (@joshjenks) August 3, 2020
Nothing relaxes me more than being told how unhealthy stress is— Deirdre (@figgled) August 3, 2020
Show and Tell 8/5/20
Hey remember experiences?— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 4, 2020
Me: This pizza is really good!— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 4, 2020
Somebody Who Visited Italy With Their Family For A Week When They Were 14: *sighs* It’s fine...
not trying to be annoying but literally what else would it be about https://t.co/FlyCUBcvsP— Shelby Wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) August 3, 2020
Little Bruce Lee. Get some... pic.twitter.com/e04zZFMJNx— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 4, 2020
they r dating pic.twitter.com/CeDotoseOz— ✠ 𝔍𝔞𝔰𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 ✠ (@505jas) August 3, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/5/20
america is gonna have permanent coronavirus https://t.co/UFPbQjBE8w— mita (@th0tcouture) August 4, 2020
We are not in this situation just because some people don't wear masks. We are in this because the government has failed us at every level. They haven't paid people to stay home, canceled rent or figured out testing or contact tracing. Save your shame & ire for the ones in charge— Katie Walsh (@katiewalshstx) August 4, 2020
I’m not coming outside until 2022 https://t.co/N9Yqw3vghz— Bree Newsome Bass (@BreeNewsome) August 4, 2020
Nothing to see here... pic.twitter.com/oWStMmPxnh— Ted Newton (@Ted_Newton) August 4, 2020
The largest school district in Georgia reported today that 260 employees have tested positive for the coronavirus or are in quarantine because of possible exposure as they prepare for the new school year. https://t.co/rSFpXcNBul— Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) August 3, 2020
Parties don’t even look fun anymore. Just dirty.— lauren tyler (@laurentyler_x) August 2, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/5/20
Blinded By the Light 8/5/20
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Early Bird Special 8/5/20
Tiffany Haddish is dating Common.
Here's a nice twist - a quarantine recoupling! After announcing their split back in October, it looks like Dave and Odette Annable have reconciled amidst the pandemic.
Jason Momoa restored Lisa Bonet's first car.
Tuesday, August 4, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/4/20
Does anybody else watch pre-coronavirus shows/movies that show big gatherings and get really anxious— Tyler Buchanan (@Tylerjoelb) August 1, 2020
The little girl down the street came by my porch. “You don’t have kids?” No. “You don’t have a husband?” No. “Why?” Do you like sharing your stuff? “No.” {pause} “Oh.”— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) July 31, 2020
Very freeing to cancel plans w/ a friend with the truth - “I’m feeling really depressed today” - instead of just making up some vague excuse like “something came up!” We need to normalize this kind of honesty about where we’re at mentally/emotionally.— Zeba Blay (@zblay) July 31, 2020
Every Star Wars Film has the wrong title. pic.twitter.com/mL0nFVvKAn— Kris Tapley (@kristapley) July 31, 2020
11:22 AM and already time for bed. What a day.— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) July 30, 2020
me pressing send tweet vs. me coming back 4 minutes later to delete it pic.twitter.com/PLGiZSJfTn
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitaredwoman) July 29, 2020
Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren arriving at a party in 1984. This is too powerful for Twitter. pic.twitter.com/nN2fwnpQLQ
— Yann (@yannhatchuel) July 30, 2020
lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in? https://t.co/akkZ5CKRnO
— Pardon me whore (@OnCrewsControl) July 30, 2020
Show and Tell 8/4/20
Everything is terrible EXCEPT for this video of my cat brushing her own teeth pic.twitter.com/TLV7ktfEmW— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) August 2, 2020
Lisa Bonet 2 marriages vs my 2 marriages 😃 pic.twitter.com/2SK38uYBZA— Michelle Mahomes (@MahomesMichelle) August 1, 2020
Me when my dog is laying in a cute position pic.twitter.com/pEO5oNObIq— Bird 🦉 (@BirdExecutive) July 31, 2020
buy me Ireland's most haunted mansion where the devil himself lived or lose me forever https://t.co/6vd2R9YEFO— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) August 1, 2020
FRIEND: what r u watching— tatum (@50FirstTates) August 1, 2020
ME: unsolved mysteries
FRIEND: so just mysteries?
ME: [taking bite of edible food] i’m not sure what u mean
He making sure he gets picked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Aa9Zam7RPH— 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎 ♠️ (@TrudiiBee) August 1, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/4/20
“COVID-19 is a hoax”
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) July 30, 2020
COVID-19: pic.twitter.com/vyG46OxQIK
Yes, masks can help slow the spread of the coronavirus.
— LAist (@LAist) July 31, 2020
Yes, they are required by both the county and the state.
Yes they are recommended by the CDC.
And yes we called an FBI special agent to help us.https://t.co/n7IzJialhA
*looks directly at camera* https://t.co/GC4mBaNr19
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) August 3, 2020
Of these hotspot states, 4 have ordered schools to reopen in person (FL, IA, MO, TX), with some modifications allowed. Most vary by district or are dependent on local authorities. School data from @educationweek. https://t.co/t2yrn6rfjE
— Jen Kates (@jenkatesdc) August 3, 2020
🚨🚨Here’s the big piece I’ve been promising: an Atlantic cover story about the US’s catastrophic mishandling of the pandemic. It’s a full autopsy of what went wrong, every unattended weakness & unheeded warning, every festering wound & reopened scar. 1/https://t.co/568JBktc7M
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) August 3, 2020
The largest school district in Georgia reported today that 260 employees have tested positive for the coronavirus or are in quarantine because of possible exposure as they prepare for the new school year. https://t.co/rSFpXcNBul
— Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) August 3, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/4/20
Blinded By the Light 8/4/20
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Early Bird Special 8/4/20
Monday, August 3, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/3/20
Find someone who loves you like this cat loves his hooman— 9GAG (@9GAG) August 3, 2020
📹 TheDonsauce | IG pic.twitter.com/tMvuoyhw6g
2020 as told by schitt’s creek pic.twitter.com/3NOVXJ0ag7— paige (@detctdiaz) August 2, 2020
Me trying to be productive all day: pic.twitter.com/13xA9W412O— Dwayne David Paul (@DwayneDavidPaul) August 2, 2020
— jay arnold 🎬 (@jadedcreative) August 2, 2020
me passing someone: u slow bitch— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 2, 2020
me being passed: ok speed racer
When you are afraid of heights, but still want the experience 😂 pic.twitter.com/v1dmdzRBer— Isis King (@MsIsisKing) August 1, 2020
By this point I even miss people I don’t like that much.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 2, 2020
Show and Tell 8/3/20
that’s larry bird https://t.co/xEfRw7W9Kz— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) August 2, 2020
Adele looks like she’s been on a Greek island singing ABBA songs for the last year. pic.twitter.com/vwfTRxd7Hq— ΛUDRΞY (@audreyphoenixxx) August 1, 2020
what’s the dumbest thing that’s ever been mansplained to you?— Priscilla (@itsPKav) August 1, 2020
mine is one time I was driving and my husband let me know our home was “up ahead on the left.”
Damn I see why this MF be 120k lmfao pic.twitter.com/EqKZBLWZZ3— 🇩🇴Suge Evening (@YourCousinAlex) July 31, 2020
We are currently closed for in-store browsing BUT sometimes we get some unexpected guests ... pic.twitter.com/LJWewbc9Vw— Mysterious Galaxy (@MystGalaxyBooks) August 1, 2020
I feel out of shape socially. I used to have a good few hours in me-now when I see someone in person after 15 minutes I’m like okaaaaay time to go back to my cave for six days— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 1, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/3/20
“Once COVID is over” is starting to sound about as confident as “When I win the lotto..” 🥴— Jade Jackson (@IAMJADEJACKSON) August 1, 2020
How did lockdown start in March and now we’re in August???— Tea Guru🇸🇴🇾🇪 (@omithewaffler) August 1, 2020
NEW: Only 4 days after Corinth High School resumed in-person classes, the school ordered 12-14 students to go into 2-week home quarantines after a classmate tested positive for #COVID19.— Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) August 1, 2020
It's Mississippi's first school reopening.https://t.co/19qCM5FayU
Víctor Víctor contracted Covid-19 while he was filming a TV show that was meant to help Dominican musicians during the pandemic. His son told me he was proud that his father died trying to help people. https://t.co/GiiRzZmCJ6— Sandra E. Garcia (@S_Evangelina) August 1, 2020
40% of teachers in Florida are going to retire early or quit teaching earlier rather than teach during COVID-19 pic.twitter.com/EScGm371i1— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) August 1, 2020
Sure, sex is cool, but you ever slowly wither away in isolation waiting for a preventable plague to end— donni saphire (@donni) July 31, 2020
Fun pandemic history fact for NY apartment dwellers frustrated by aggressive radiator heat in the winter. The era when steam heat in buildings was new/popular overlapped w/Spanish Flu pandemic, when authorities told everyone to leave their windows open for ventilation. So.... 1/4— Patrick Sisson (@patrickcsisson) July 30, 2020
Show and Tell: Oversized Edition 8/3/20
Common sense https://t.co/lcCrWTwkKf
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) August 1, 2020
“What’s your name?”😂😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/LjqrTY2xme
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 1, 2020
Cashier: “The receipt is in the bag”
— Steady (@SteadyIsFlying) July 31, 2020
Me: “You too” pic.twitter.com/H74Xc8EgYY
the giant murder hornets felt like a bit of red herring in the plot until now, tbh.
— Adam Wren (@adamwren) August 1, 2020
smart of the writers to bring them back like this. https://t.co/D3329JntaT
I’m fascinated by the rules of this game pic.twitter.com/JIIzJKvGOD
— btw there's still a pandemic 💣 (@ziyatong) July 31, 2020
“Pets lower your blood pressure” pic.twitter.com/I0e0ptjWjy
— bare minimum ben (@fleur_de_livres) July 31, 2020
It wasn’t “cancel culture” when women and people of color got used up, silenced, and dismissed before their careers even began. It only became “cancel culture” when powerful abusers started having established careers momentarily inconvenienced by revelations of what they’d done
— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) August 1, 2020
My 9yr old’s first book review, I guess pic.twitter.com/19bvN4AnVr
— Michael Jimenez (@mikeets14) July 31, 2020
This just broke my concept of reality pic.twitter.com/hUPBvpBKX6
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) July 31, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/3/20
Blinded By the Light 8/3/20
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Early Bird Special 8/3/20
Sean Penn, 59, appears to have married Vincent D'Onofrio's daughter Leila George, 28.
Nikki Bella and fiancé Artem Chigvintsev have welcomed their first child together.
Brie Bella and husband Daniel Bryan welcomed their second child together one day after twin sister Nikki gave birth.
Rolling Stone interviewed Brandy, who just released her first album in 8 years.
Wilford Brimley has passed away at the age of 85.