Saturday, August 15, 2020
Friday, August 14, 2020
Feel Good Friday 8/14/20
Show and Tell 8/14/20
Netflix is definitely convenient but Blockbuster was an EXPERINCE, looking through all the aisles for a movie and picking up snacks while you were there, what a time— Wendy Espinosa (@espinosaawendy) August 11, 2020
don't bring back blockbuster. bring back the weird mom & pop video store across the way that had no kids movies, 8 copies of Rocky IV, and a special room at the back that you weren't allowed in. wander their weird stacks for an hour and pick nothing but be glad you looked— Two Abby Dentons... A door to the past (@mizabitha) August 12, 2020
flies just go bzzzzzz bzzzz for absolutely no reason i do not respect them or their way of life— hanging out (@legallyines) August 12, 2020
I don't know how to explain this but this cat represents the mood I've been in since March.pic.twitter.com/iGTIGtb2dr— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) August 10, 2020
Current Mood:— Josh (@FLITTER) August 12, 2020
Shia LaBeouf picking my nose at my 12th birthday pool party pic.twitter.com/iDkKaWWpL0
Sonnet 110. Another sonnet that I like very much. I connect with it and I’m not sure why. #ASonnetADay pic.twitter.com/K4LQOKe7wh— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) August 12, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/14/20
Blinded By the Light 8/14/20
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Early Bird Special 8/14/20
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are expecting their third child together.
Miley Cyrus lost her virginity to Liam Hemsworth.
Big day for Miley - she also split from Cody Simpson.
Thursday, August 13, 2020
Show and Tell 8/13/20
whoever put my mental health in the dryer on tumble dry, it was supposed to be set to delicate please fix— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 11, 2020
What I think my bangs look like vs what they actually look like pic.twitter.com/FkVF0Q3SBH— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) August 11, 2020
Nothing can prepare you for the journey you’re about to take through this video.pic.twitter.com/Ljo5YIqtFf— Leon Langford (@MasonLLL) August 11, 2020
Because you want to see a kitty finding a new bed to sleep on. pic.twitter.com/V0u9LcqpUu— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) August 10, 2020
Siblings, amirite?😂🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/nWkwbHvvxZ— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 12, 2020
Show and Tell: Mixed Bag 8/13/20
After a long look at the stats, @drsanjaygupta is not sending his kids back to school. Here's why: https://t.co/dLZxCDSIRc— David Beard (@dabeard) August 12, 2020
My parents really really really really want me to tell you that my dad has invented the word "zoombie," which is when you spend so much time on Zoom that you become a zombie— Helen Rosner (@hels) August 11, 2020
I’m looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $4000, this is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling crack.— bigHER. (@killinitcamille) August 11, 2020
fetty wap is short for fettuccine wet ass pussy— joe denise hate account (@midlifetimmy) August 11, 2020
I love that this happened https://t.co/9Rf6nF7ViP— Alanna 🥴 (@AlannaBennett) August 12, 2020
Three months ago, I was baking bread every day. Now I’m eating Doritos in the shower.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) August 12, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/13/20
Blinded By the Light 8/13/20
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Early Bird Special 8/13/20
Christina Applegate and Linda Cardellini talk Dead to Me and female friendships.
Jodie Turner-Smith talks to British Vogue about giving birth at home.
Kaia Gerber and Cara Delevingne got matching tattoos.
Hunter Schafer is on the September cover of Allure Magazine.
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/12/20
This video is low-key stress relief.— Nature and Animals (@_NatureAnimals) August 9, 2020
(TikTok: John.derting ) pic.twitter.com/zydcagYvKH
he was a punk ... she did ballet pic.twitter.com/KyEIkTuBxC— faerie king 🗡 (@necrologies) August 8, 2020
I just learned that America's current wealth gap is wider than that of France in 1789, right before the revolution, so that's nice.— aubrey lefkowitz 🌹 (@AubreyLefkowitz) August 9, 2020
when you’re a dog but you also have a lot of concerns pic.twitter.com/RzrLZ4v7fq— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) August 10, 2020
thinking about how robert pattinson scared off his own stalker by just being himself again pic.twitter.com/hBB2xm2Kc7— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) August 10, 2020
Monday August 10, 2020.— Vincent D'Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) August 10, 2020
My last Covid - 19 portrait.
My Un-cut self.
Off to work soon. pic.twitter.com/oBEWWV0673
AAAAAaaa pic.twitter.com/Q6uZqM6b6t— kenny criminal goblin🧡 📱 (@goblinkenny) August 10, 2020
Show and Tell 8/12/20
My kids like to stage horrific accident scenes on the sidewalk to see if they can trick people. pic.twitter.com/lGU5Kacmsf— pantagrapher (@pantagrapher) August 9, 2020
Me waking up every day pic.twitter.com/cyWkGMWQLC— bustnuttington (@slateralus) August 8, 2020
men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding— bad boy (@badboychadhoy) August 9, 2020
This is the life pic.twitter.com/Jlm3J7ct55— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) August 9, 2020
Thread:
Sixty years ago this week, on August 12, 1960, #DrSeuss published what would become his best-selling book of all time. Written as the result of a $50 bet between Seuss and his publisher Bennett Cerf, it has since sold more than 8 million copies.— Brian Jay Jones (@brianjayjones) August 9, 2020
The book? GREEN EGGS AND HAM. /1 pic.twitter.com/RWr2meDvvn
Now just hold that pose. Wait, what? pic.twitter.com/rDS2giWP1A— jamie (@gnuman1979) August 8, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/12/20
As people across the US visiting parks and taking trips to the mountains encounter bears, the National Park Service reminds you not to "push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself" in the event of an attack. https://t.co/4O8IuMaSiK— CNN (@CNN) August 10, 2020
This actually feels like a brilliant parent hack 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/eCVsBfP60L— love yo self (@MichellCClark) August 10, 2020
Dinner time is 2 hours from now pic.twitter.com/apG7l19uRD— Kate Nyx 🚨ACAB🚨 (@IAmKateNyx) August 4, 2020
american cat: don’t touch my feet— Emily Hughes ✨ (@emilyhughes) August 10, 2020
french cat: ne touche paw
Same way single mothers are dragged for being the parents that stayed https://t.co/Uk6WRlDsWB— Feeyi🍃 (@Omulungi_Hawt) August 9, 2020
Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up. pic.twitter.com/q4OjWl4XXx— Mark (@markaduck) August 10, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/12/20
or more like letting go of the wheel as you merge since you're endangering other people. Dang that's a more robust metaphor, please pretend I said that.
— James Hamblin (@jameshamblin) August 11, 2020
Here’s Shia LeBeouf getting tested for Covid pic.twitter.com/uwfaT2xaFR
— zeno ˚✧ (@oddzeno) August 10, 2020
While colleges across the country are desperately trying to save their academic year, local officials are bracing for a coronavirus explosion https://t.co/HqzfY2VXEh
— POLITICO (@politico) August 12, 2020
Smoking gun—Floating virus can infect cells. New study provides “unambiguous evidence” that “airborne virus plays a significant role in community transmission”, says aerosol experts.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) August 12, 2020
➡️This means we need to step up precaution against aerosols. 🧵#COVID19https://t.co/1RdDTwu95E
Coronavirus may spread much farther than six feet in indoor spaces with poor ventilation https://t.co/A9DaFjxUQS
— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 12, 2020
Smash Mouth singer mocks coronavirus pandemic at packed concert in South Dakota: "We're all here together tonight. F--- that COVID s---." https://t.co/ixA22xveae
— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 12, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/12/20
Blinded By the Light 8/12/20
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Early Bird Special 8/12/20
The New York Times profiled Real Housewife of Atlanta Porsha Williams and her crusade against police violence.
Entertainment Weekly catches up with Seth Rogen.
Ed Sheeran and wife Cherry Seaborn are expecting their first child together.
Trini Lopez has passed away at the age of 83 from coronavirus.
Raymond Allen has passed away at the age of 91.
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/11/20
if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person— aubrey (@aubreybell) August 7, 2020
thinking about chris pine, this outfit, and what he said about it. in that order pic.twitter.com/Hhxqj755H3— chloe (@louiswearprada) August 6, 2020
Thinking of dressing up for dinner and wondering what to wear. pic.twitter.com/WkNq4v4pVY— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) August 7, 2020
I hope she is ok ❤️ https://t.co/AX0Xaqc3YV— woro (@woraidatpic) August 6, 2020
Oh my God. pic.twitter.com/OJ1W29GPyl— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) August 7, 2020
My little rescue dog breaks my heart. He still can’t get over having his very own bowl. pic.twitter.com/mrlJ9cIRkb— ErUpstairs (@ErUpstairs) August 5, 2020
Show and Tell 8/11/20
My partner said he missed the vending machine at work so I made this to help pic.twitter.com/O2cuCrLsTu— ghost mom (@radtoria) August 7, 2020
I asked my boyfriend to push my titties up for a photo I was taking for my Only Fans and ,,,,,,,,,, pic.twitter.com/lqGDbXq7Ic— BLACK LIVES MATTER (@trinvg) August 7, 2020
not Alexander Wang popping off to WAP like this pic.twitter.com/3ndPfXm6Ks— dani (@kordeilogy) August 8, 2020
Inspired by this NYT piece about New Yorkers leaving the city for the suburbs https://t.co/JRV3PMlrCL (which I hate!) I went on a Trulia dive and found this insane 1970s fever dream of a home and I am obsessed. pic.twitter.com/DrEAjMAkrF— Teddy Goff (@teddygoff) August 7, 2020
This will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/IgmLi571PV— 🌹💥Erica, the white trash socialist💥🌹 (@herosnvrdie69) August 7, 2020
explaining to my therapist the frustration i feel when i repeatedly tell someone not to do something and they still do it and she said “welcome to my world!” and laughed then i laughed and we were both laughing then i was like wait— Amanda Rosenberg (@AmandaRosenberg) August 7, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition
I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/N5FbTEewb5— Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh) August 9, 2020
guess which dog has never seen the ocean— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) August 9, 2020
(jukin copyright management) pic.twitter.com/PMDxizhpY2
The library is charging me late fees for a book. I can't return the book because the library has closed early due to covid. The library has also blocked the self-service drop-off due to covid. The book is Catch-22.— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) August 8, 2020
therapist: have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 9, 2020
me: yeah i put something on netflix then scroll twitter instead of watching it
therapist: does that help
me: no
“Looks like the curse I placed on Sweet Valley High before I left town is still working,” Jessica Wakefield said, taking a long drag off her cigarette. https://t.co/E2nHZExqiU— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 9, 2020
how did he die? https://t.co/aQ9WMzrXGB— Camille Pagliacci (@ZeroSuitCamus) August 9, 2020
what if we kissed on the cowch pic.twitter.com/M4BZpbpT4v— saffi (@D0NOTW4IT) August 8, 2020
One thing I love about the fictional small cities in daytime soaps is that they all have an international airport, a fashion empire, and a crime cartel, but also exactly one diner, one nice restaurant, and one tiny dock everyone calls "the waterfront."— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 9, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/11/20
y’all are too comfortable eating out at restaurants rn for me
— isabella sheyd (@isabella_shey) August 8, 2020
This makes me think the covid death numbers are being under counted https://t.co/rTSZGJOKaQ
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) August 10, 2020
1 out of every 2,000 Americans alive at the start of the pandemic has now died with COVID.
— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) August 10, 2020
This is beautiful and so tragic. https://t.co/kkthecBBY1
— Kim Masters (@kimmasters) August 10, 2020
BREAKING: 97,000 children reportedly test positive for coronavirus in two weeks as schools gear up for instruction https://t.co/ByCOFk1L1p
— Zac Petkanas (@Zac_Petkanas) August 10, 2020
MARCH: Teachers are going above and beyond.
— Nicholas Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) August 9, 2020
APRIL: Teachers are heroes and deserve our support.
MAY: Teachers should be millionaires.
JUNE: We need to cut school budgets.
JULY: Teachers need to go back to school.
AUGUST: Teachers are selfish and don’t care.
Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder https://t.co/gH2wXVqiyR
— Matty (@hatsandbackchat) August 10, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/11/20
Blinded By the Light 8/11/20
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Early Bird Special 8/11/20
Rachel Ray's home caught fire on Sunday night - Ray, her husband, and their dog are all safe.
Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger have welcomed their first child together.
Rita Moreno is profiled in USA Today.
Stacey Abrams and Janelle Monáe interview each other for Harper's Bazaar.
Monday, August 10, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/10/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/10/20
the public villain VS. the actual villain pic.twitter.com/iI9ScgmqW6— court🍯. (@forever_lashaun) August 5, 2020
The mango seed after I’m done eating it pic.twitter.com/ejlALI8kIc— ig: gabbyamritt (@gabbyamritt) August 5, 2020
Last night a guy followed me into a bodega. When I told him to leave me alone, he said that I couldn’t stay in the store all night. Then the store owner told him to leave, he didn’t, the owner hopped over the counter with a lock and they fought in the street. Bodegas forever.— Kenice Mobley (@kenicemobley) August 8, 2020
Gary. https://t.co/hQylWTomEO— Daniel Meersand (@DanMeersand) August 8, 2020
I just said “any of y’all.” Puts me about a month away from a “fixin’ to” and a “might could.” This is what fucking happens when I can’t travel and reset the accent.— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) August 7, 2020
So I added the Imperial March to this video and I don't know if I'll ever sleep again.🔊— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) August 7, 2020
📹: Imgur user papemaker pic.twitter.com/Vh7vBUDSwi
who is this sign for pic.twitter.com/EgFjgR79tY— Sam Davidson (@sdwaco) August 6, 2020
Show and Tell 8/10/20
oh we’re depressed-depressed now ok got it https://t.co/cxzvUyuQkX— rax ‘oofnik’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) August 8, 2020
a thing i love about watching tv is being on my phone the whole time and not really remembering what i looked at on either screen— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 8, 2020
— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) August 8, 2020
falling deeply deeply in love with the man who makes cooking tiktoks in the woods even tho i’ve never seen his face pic.twitter.com/SVCXa77K3P— tasbeeh (@THerwees) August 8, 2020
Oh to be a kitten in the cheese aisle of a supermarket being fawned over by a man with a heavy Long Island accent https://t.co/tGf8fKBvfm— A Literal Homosexual (@kyry5) August 9, 2020
note the casual entry and hurried exit— btw there's still a pandemic 💣 (@ziyatong) August 8, 2020
this is an experienced seagull shoplifter pic.twitter.com/WnIOkIsqfK
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/10/20
Fall semester COVID protocols: pic.twitter.com/6HL3ClEmFn— Dr. Leigh M. Johnson (@DrLeighMJohnson) August 7, 2020
Back to school is going GREAT pic.twitter.com/cnZxvqIjew— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) August 9, 2020
Does anyone else feel like they're losing it because so many people you know are acting like this virus doesn't exist and you spend every waking moment reminding yourself YOU'RE not the crazy one for taking a historic pandemic seriously or is it just me? K.— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) August 8, 2020
‘Yesterday a 7-year-old died of coronavirus in Atlanta, after having no underlying conditions. Am I willing to roll the dice with my own children, just because they’re bored and sick of being at home?’— Lisa Fung (@lfung) August 8, 2020
Via @MollyJongFast https://t.co/1JgGOMeC9E
Kids: Can I get coronavirus?— Caitlin Reese ⚡️ (@TheCaitlinReese) August 8, 2020
Government: “May” I get coronavirus?
so have we all just agreed that it’s okay to go out and have fun again or are we still in the middle of a pandemic bc these group Instagram pics y’all are posting have me scratching my head. seriously why are people shopping and dining out and going to DISNEY AND BARS— brittany (@brittany_broski) August 8, 2020
My roommate left NYC in March to go home & quarantine in Michigan. He’s back & had ppl over to the apt for a dinner party. It must be said: If you didn’t experience April NYC (morgue trucks/mass graves/24hr sirens), then there should be a required orientation session upon return.— Angela Palladino (@angpal) August 6, 2020
This is the plexiglass shield just installed in every UGA classroom to separate faculty from students. I am just over 6 feet. pic.twitter.com/pRFRuUalI4— Scott Reynolds Nelson (@nelsonhist) August 6, 2020
So I feel like I’m the only person that stays home 98% of the time. I go out for supplies and that is it. Is anyone else doing this still??— andee (@andreajordan66) August 7, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/10/20
Blinded By the Light 8/10/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Early Bird Special 8/10/20
Simon Cowell recovering from surgery after breaking his back falling off of his electric bike.
Conor McGregor is engaged.
Kelly Osbourne has lost 85 pounds.