Saturday, October 30, 2021
Friday, October 29, 2021
Feel Good Friday 10/29/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/29/21
I wanted this to be my book cover but once I saw the dick chair, I could not unsee the dick chair pic.twitter.com/OnfS7P0BOm
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2021
I was working on a film with Eliott Gould in it and he was staying at the 'clinton suite' of our city's big hotel during filming and Bill Clinton visited the city and Eliott refused to give up the room and Bill had to go somewhere else . Lul.
— Crispbap (@Crispbap) October 17, 2021
My friend texted me this and I cannot stop laughing pic.twitter.com/HOGJJqrstw
— Fabienne Doucet ππΉ (@bailabomba) October 16, 2021
I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!" and I had to share
— Fretty BoOoOoOp (@i_miss_the_days) October 17, 2021
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying. pic.twitter.com/Y09wJ7LIQT
— BigRedπ©π΄ (@GeeSweetYeeks) October 17, 2021
Show and Tell 10/29/21
“Hodel! Oh Hodel! Have I made a match for you! He’s handsome! He’s young! Alright, he’s 62,” pic.twitter.com/AY80auqLN3
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) October 20, 2021
It’s Fall Y’all π pic.twitter.com/EmNZChLf7L
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) October 21, 2021
and i say this with all due respect, i want to go to bed for the rest of the year.
— Kimberly Drew (@museummammy) October 21, 2021
wtf was wilt chamberlains problem πππππ pic.twitter.com/9EhbFgJN2o
— dij (@DijahSB) October 19, 2021
Holy shit, look at this shot! https://t.co/oK3ILx8X6k
— Eric Vespe (@EricVespe) October 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/29/21
I hope the woman who forgot the word “iced” and so asked me for a caramel macchiato “on the rocks” yesterday is doing well
— not your belldandy (@briarhoes) October 19, 2021
i just witnessed a murder pic.twitter.com/4NkQo3xVLi
— J Balvin Hate Account (@bigpapiiyogii) October 19, 2021
why did we all just gloss over the fact that her name is Chutney pic.twitter.com/02ydeQZwHf
— borscht π¦ zombie (@schxleo) October 19, 2021
i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this pic.twitter.com/dJPaSYj3Ao
— bea (@dtbeaa) October 19, 2021
Under a mushroom cap. Thought everyone would enjoy this. pic.twitter.com/0zYVNjQdT4
— Alberto (@Alberto66305131) October 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/29/21
Big Thursday just in: +1.64M doses reported administered over yesterday's total, including 412K newly vaccinated and 988K additional doses/boosters. This is the largest single-day increase in total doses reported administered in over 4 months! More here: https://t.co/Bdxgob9E2y
— Cyrus Shahpar (@cyrusshahpar46) October 28, 2021
Fact check: true
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) October 28, 2021
Every pediatrician I know getting their own kids vaccinated right away
Group that represents America's pediatricians @AmerAcadPeds says all kids should get the shot
Family physicians also recommend kids get vaccinated
They might be on to something https://t.co/9SeIVQOBs7
“SUPER COLD”—Thousands of people across the UK are coming down with the "worst cold ever". Stories about the "super cold" have dominated π¬π§ media in recent weeks—complaining they're unable to shake the bug.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 28, 2021
Symptoms sometimes lasting weeks… stay safe.https://t.co/iAB9EvAkaR
Multipurpose Room 10/29/21
Blinded By the Light 10/29/21
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Early Bird Special 10/29/21
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have split.
Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Dorit Kemsley robbed at gunpoint during home invasion.
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/28/21
Everybody: “I hate sleeping alone”
— JorΓ© (@JukG0d) October 17, 2021
Me, sleeping alone: pic.twitter.com/GtoRbValzw
— nathan π£ (@eroooos___) October 16, 2021
You attract what you fear me: pic.twitter.com/iCpbJISOp9
— CATWALK (@highrunway21) October 17, 2021
I’ve been thinking about this nonstop. How did I not realize there’s so much soap pic.twitter.com/onREY0f5BE
— Solyrical (@TonyMatrimony) October 15, 2021
Inside you are two wolves. One has Generalized Anxiety Disorder and the other has Adult ADHD. The one who wins is oh wait I’m just receiving word that they’re teaming up. They’re a team now. So that’s happening.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 18, 2021
Show and Tell 10/28/21
if I sing around you I am 101% comfortable with you.
— π️ (@flixpink) October 21, 2021
when your alarm goes off but it just becomes a part of your dream pic.twitter.com/579vDkQ1XW
— ً (@cIutchs) October 21, 2021
If you haven't yet seen the 'impossible' crane shot from Soy Cuba (1964), prepare to have your day made. pic.twitter.com/zbatIz2h6k
— Nick Dale (@NickDale) October 20, 2021
“sorry for the late reply, every day is a battle to work up the energy to get out of bed and I’ve lost all grasp on the flow of time”
— pumpkin spice serotonin (@FeelingFisky) October 20, 2021
Just because you needed a break from the BS. pic.twitter.com/A7fCoQgHwJ
— Nurses Against Dick Pics. (@ClaudetteGGibs1) October 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/28/21
Pray for me, y’all. The vet said Caesar needs to go on a diet and… I’m afraid. I’m right to be afraid. This dog is absolutely capable of vengeance. pic.twitter.com/5j2Gw8lzEt
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) October 19, 2021
The most important sentence in this horrifying reality:
— Nani (@lenubienne) October 19, 2021
"Africa produces 4% of global emissions. Studies say places least responsible for the crisis will suffer its worst effects." https://t.co/gp9f7DfYSm
Instead of a list of “30 under 30 that are most successful” I’d like to see “40 over 40 that are still trying”
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) October 19, 2021
Lost in Bangkok #3.
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) October 20, 2021
My new buddy. pic.twitter.com/6Hlo8EMpvt
One thing people born after like 1990 or so will never appreciate is that there were several decades of American life during which literally every indoor space smelled like stale cigarette smoke
— Drew McKevitt (@drewmckevitt) October 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/28/21
CRITICAL—The CDC on Oct. 14 added “mental health conditions” to the list of #COVID19 risk factors—adding “mood disorders, including depression, and schizophrenia spectrum disorders” to get vaccinated—initial doses & boosters—& take preventive measures. π https://t.co/QeX0xl4Ymm
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 27, 2021
The Moderna #COVID19 vaccine is safe and yields powerful immune response in kids 6-11. After immunization completed, kids had antibody levels 1.5x higher than in young adults. Moderna 6-11 kids dose is 50 mcg (100 mcg for adults)—Pfizer kids is 10 mcg. π§΅https://t.co/8xHcGGLXE7
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 27, 2021
NEW: Pregnant and breastfeeding women respond to the first dose of the coronavirus vaccines more slowly than other women.
— Apoorva Mandavilli (@apoorva_nyc) October 27, 2021
The second dose almost normalizes the response, so the timing of the boost is important. https://t.co/8TcvE6KBl5
Multipurpose Room 10/28/21
Blinded By the Light 10/28/21
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Early Bird Special 10/28/21
Angelina Jolie ducks question about dating The Weeknd.
Alyssa Milano reflects back on feud with Shannen Doherty.
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/27/21
let me slip into something a little more comfortable π pic.twitter.com/Goof84SRcM
— jaik olson (@puppyteeth) October 18, 2021
One trip only by any means π pic.twitter.com/vrUCje1ZcA
— Nana ✨ (@dianaxjacelle) October 17, 2021
Kid: Look what I can do. *jumps in the air*
— Fanta Bility #SayHerName (@MeWeFree_) October 17, 2021
Grandparents: pic.twitter.com/BrG1chh12k
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched pic.twitter.com/hAOVEE2QZg
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) October 18, 2021
Ran into my parents after 2 cups too many. π❤️ pic.twitter.com/biU1j8TdTh
— $lim. (@ImaniSoIntimate) October 17, 2021
Show and Tell 10/27/21
me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash pic.twitter.com/baCHBS6sAQ
— milkton (@localIystupid) October 21, 2021
For this game, you must open a Nature Valley bar without getting crumbs all over yourself and the ground. pic.twitter.com/UZSpik82MQ
— Jon Paul, Ed.D. ππ»✊πΎπ³️π (@DoctorJonPaul) October 22, 2021
People in People in
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) October 22, 2021
LA at LA at
9am when 1pm when
It's 55°: it's 72°: pic.twitter.com/DQSJp2Eueh
lol I just heard someone say “do you know who I am?!” to a flight attendant on a 55 minute Spirit Air flight
— Will Tilghman (@tillwilghman) October 21, 2021
Credit score should go up if you are buying cool things
— Nick Nemeroff (@nicknemeroff) October 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/27/21
Ngl this might be my favorite video pic.twitter.com/ZFVNv5LF7g
— Wisdom Kaye (@modsiwW) October 19, 2021
talking to a therapist and then going home and seeing a vague tiktok they posted complaining about a client that sounds like me would be my joker origin story
— no (@afroelven) October 19, 2021
It’s Lilac time at the farm . It’s a brief heady few days . The aroma ! I’m missing it AGAIN this year … Ah well . pic.twitter.com/kynt0BueCy
— Sam Neill (@TwoPaddocks) October 19, 2021
That time I thought a horse with a blanket was Batman. pic.twitter.com/DlN4yHqhGR
— Reesus Patriot (@ResusCGMedia) October 19, 2021
Next time someone asks why I’m single, I’m going to say “it’s a supply chain issue.”
— Madison Morris (@madisonc_morris) October 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/27/21
Delta is doubly infectious, and not all masks protect equally. If you're older or immunocompromised, consider upgrading to an N95/KN95 mask or equivalent when indoors and around others.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) October 26, 2021
FDA committee votes in favor of granting emergency use authorization for Pfizer's Covid-19 vaccine in children ages 5 to 11 https://t.co/uFL59ihtsD
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) October 26, 2021
No surprise
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) October 26, 2021
FDA expert advisors vote (by 17 to 0 with 1 abstention)
saying benefits of Pfizer vaccine for kids 5 to 11 clearly outweigh the risks
They got it right
I expect FDA to authorize it and next week, CDC to as well
And soon, kids 5-11 will get the shot
Terrific
BREAKING—Moderna plans to sell the African Union up to 110 million doses of its #COVID19 vaccine—in an arrangement brokered in part by the Biden White House, in which the US offers to defer 33 million extra doses intended for the US, for Africa. Hooray!https://t.co/YIjuoljfMW
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 26, 2021
Multipurpose Room 10/27/21
Blinded By the Light 10/27/21
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Early Bird Special 10/27/21
Lorde talks pandemic loneliness.
It took Ina Garten a lot of convincing to do her Food Network show.
Tuesday, October 26, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/26/21
Am I still the only goofus who waves at the end of a zoom call, or...?
— Joseph Hernandez (he/him) (@joeybear85) October 18, 2021
OK so Diana Spencer is IN in pic.twitter.com/vfri8GuECP
— AB (@AlannaBennett) October 18, 2021
Our new foster kitten is a Bookcase Cat, my favorite genre of cat pic.twitter.com/fsslNoYMAj
— Maggie Downs (@downsanddirty) October 17, 2021
when it’s in the 40s in the morning and 70s in the afternoon pic.twitter.com/3bFWl5eQAy
— π (@zaccrain) October 18, 2021
i just heard my neighbor crying which means unfortunately she could probably hear me singing monster mash in different voices
— pascalle (@pasxalle) October 18, 2021
Show and Tell 10/26/21
How you Dune pic.twitter.com/7WCgEHyJYr
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) October 22, 2021
mood pic.twitter.com/QZGXlRQg7X
— Deep Water Life (@DeepWaterLife) October 22, 2021
The answer to if Poppy needed a spider costume was clearly yes pic.twitter.com/5yEM2gnjQV
— Sara Isaacson (@seisaacson) October 22, 2021
Me reaping me sowing pic.twitter.com/wWdOgj4NdQ
— π autunm liker π (@egg_dog) October 22, 2021
my child at her birthday party when i get her a DJ instead of Elmo. pic.twitter.com/k6puv6MuOm
— BLACK. (@monetblack_) October 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/26/21
my depressed friends and I are all passing around "lmk if u wanna talk" and "thanks I'm ok" texts between each other like hot potato
— Meg Indurti (@megindurti) October 19, 2021
last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”
— irene (@lanadelslayee) October 20, 2021
Earlier today, I did a loving kindness meditation where you visualize a person you love and wish them well, and tonight, the friend I visualized texted me that she shit herself.
— ali waller (@imaliwaller) October 20, 2021
winter is the worst season and im tired of y’all acting like it’s not
— esther ✩ (@soestherr) October 20, 2021
Relax babe, I’ll pay pic.twitter.com/yGxJyjgcwQ
— π« (@mxchn_nn) October 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/26/21
Let this be a flagpole π³ —I predict we will see huge consequences in a few years from not pursuing eradication of #COVID19–we are slow to react to slow ticking time bombs (eg sea level rising) or likely infertility issues from mass COVID infections. Don’t say we were not warned. https://t.co/bxH9oDTUfb
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 25, 2021
I wrote this back in June: We are using the wrong frame of reference to describe #covid19 in kids. Just because children tend to not be as ill as adults from coronavirus doesn't mean that covid in kids isn't serious--or that vaccines aren't crucial.https://t.co/ZGViTGboZt
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) October 25, 2021
The coronavirus continues to evolve, as evidenced by the new "Delta plus" variant discovered in the UK. Unless we curb spread, including by increasing vaccinations, new and dangerous variants can continue to emerge.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) October 25, 2021
People who are vaccinated against COVID are less likely to die for any reason — including from non-coronavirus causes — than the unvaccinated, according to a new CDC study. https://t.co/J8DuSxOSPy
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 23, 2021
Multipurpose Room 10/26/21
Blinded By the Light 10/26/21
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Early Bird Special 10/26/21
Kristen Stewart says she's only made 5 really good films.
Former Bachelorette Katie Thurston and Blake Moynes have ended their engagement.
Former Bachelor host Chris Harrison is engaged to Lauren Zima.
Monday, October 25, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/25/21
I saw an Instagram video that said when parallel parking, start by lining your rear axle up with the back end of the front car, and I tried it and it's basically two turns of the wheel and you're in perfectly. Never stop learning, said the boring dork
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 18, 2021
Guy walked past me on the street and said “what’s good life aquatic?” and honestly he got my ass pic.twitter.com/gDSgsFLn5Y
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) October 18, 2021
My therapist: Y’know, intellectualizing your emotions instead of actually feeling them is still avoiding them and it isn’t really good for your mental health. Your logical skills won’t help you with this.
— spooky sapphireπ· (@random_weighs) October 18, 2021
Me: pic.twitter.com/CjXHYItO0n
I don’t know why we stopped doing show and tell after kindergarten. All my stuff is so much cooler now.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 18, 2021
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, when you’re using your phone, stop using your pinky as an anchor. It’s destroying your wrist and aggravating your ulnar nerve.
— MrsBundrige (@MrsBundrige) October 18, 2021
Show and Tell 10/25/21
The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India pic.twitter.com/MViX559aSi
— Bizarre Buildings (@BizarreBuiIding) October 21, 2021
I love how she’s singing the nastiest lyrics while still sounding like an angel pic.twitter.com/oV6dF39esr
— Γ© (@foxxybemine) October 22, 2021
π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§π§ pic.twitter.com/Sp2tkP3D49
— Deep Water Life (@DeepWaterLife) October 21, 2021
I thought she went missing when I looked away lol pic.twitter.com/hQUvpSWXKy
— Le Zubie (@_zvbair_) October 22, 2021
I dunno if anyone else gets carsick but I do and these work!! Put behind your ear. not an ad. just trying to help! pic.twitter.com/FS6MlliUjM
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/25/21
The perfect winter π₯Ά pic.twitter.com/tSWxbAtMN4
— Nikki (@TheNikkiRosa) October 20, 2021
he be kiIIing people and still be able to text back. don’t settle for less ladies pic.twitter.com/0IN6cAh573
— kira ~ (@Sadcrib) October 19, 2021
when his following goes up by 1 pic.twitter.com/TddWBnCiAu
— $KYπ¦ (@hoepapi) October 20, 2021
Just when you think life has thrown every possible curve ball your way, you discover that Steve Martin, Selena Gomez and Martin Short have truly remarkable chemistry. pic.twitter.com/MCTKqPNCHa
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) October 20, 2021
microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) October 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/25/21
Let's be clear.
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) October 22, 2021
This story is a reminder.
No one is being forced to get vaxxed.
This woman is choosing to leave her job. https://t.co/rcHPeQhJ3Y
Wow, a Pfizer booster shot results in 96% efficacy against *infection*, relative to *already double-vaccinated people*, and *during the Delta wave*.
— Nicholas Stephanopoulos (@ProfNickStephan) October 21, 2021
So a booster gives more protection against Delta than the two-shot regimen gave against original covid. https://t.co/dWMN1E8Q2S
Thread:
When I got #LongCovid in March 2020, I was 38 and healthy. If you are anything like I was then, it is hard to understand how bad Long Covid is. I think that we all have an instinct to just… look away. But, please, it is important that you look. 1/15
— Michael A Osborne (@maosbot) October 19, 2021
Vaccination reduced the risk of hospitalization among 12–18-year-olds by 93%, according to a new CDC study. No vaccinated adolescents died or were admitted to the ICU.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) October 19, 2021
Think of the vaccine as a very good raincoat. It keeps you dry in a drizzle. If there are constant thunderstorms, you may get wet. The problem isn’t the raincoat—it’s the weather. To best protect all of us, we need to reduce the storm of #covid19 by increasing vaccination rates. pic.twitter.com/KM5XchJtrC
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) October 19, 2021
Multipurpose Room 10/25/21
Blinded By the Light 10/25/21
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Early Bird Special 10/25/21
Peter Scolari has passed away at the age of 66.
Friends actor James Michael Tyler has passed away at the age of 59.
Tarel El Moussa and Selling Sunset star Heather Rae Young are married.