Saturday, January 2, 2021
Friday, January 1, 2021
Happy New Year 2021
Happy New Year, Anarchists!
Holy shit, we made it through 2020. Every year, it's like "this one has to be better, right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!"
I don't know about you, but I'm setting the bar low for 2021 - if I make it out alive, I'll consider it a success. Here's to all of us just making it through!
XOXO,
Outtie
Thursday, December 31, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/31/20
The lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner died this year. The darker one is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. Biologists have followed them as they meet every night to comfort each other. They stand for hours together watching the lights in Melbourne pic.twitter.com/VC5jOFGwYs
— meindiva🐝🛫🚉🚍🚗🌁 (@meindiva) December 28, 2020
Normalise being bitter and consumed by hatred
— nik (@cairngum) December 28, 2020
being alive is all about collecting lots of little trinkets and putting them in a row
— anne (@codinghater) December 28, 2020
we can cancel Times Square we’ve dropped the ball all year.
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) December 29, 2020
8AM before 7AM on your
— kdot ➐ (@just_kdot) December 28, 2020
your 9-5 day off pic.twitter.com/UxQIpqpRLp
They really wanted me to believe the gambit queen did an Anthropologie campaign pic.twitter.com/98b6UEMPQ7
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 28, 2020
Night cold vs Morning cold pic.twitter.com/nLfTQ3KawF
— HYBRID™ (@HybridOriginal_) December 28, 2020
Show and Tell 12/31/20
@ the new year pic.twitter.com/yFgAQQrCLP
— Amy, future Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper) December 27, 2020
I ain’t seen nobody say 2021 gon be they year. mfs scared as hell. pic.twitter.com/w4C4rm9lHm
— bri (@bigshitxtalker) December 29, 2020
My 2021 energy . pic.twitter.com/WVptR2PkRC
— 𝕷𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖉 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 ◥(ฅº₩ºฅ)◤ (@lloidjones) December 28, 2020
clocking in at my dumb little job and sending my stupid little emails pic.twitter.com/bfIvkOyzwp
— ken (fool) (@isawken) December 28, 2020
Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
— josh 'Letterman' (olfrsfriend99) (@oldfriend99) December 28, 2020
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for pic.twitter.com/KTbV38MmTv
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) December 28, 2020
everybody shut the fuck up its apple crab pic.twitter.com/DjmmCzn42H
— allie (@mymemoldy) December 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/31/20
If Paul Revere was gay: pic.twitter.com/FatGIt0VWP
— Colin Rourke (@ballin_rourke) December 28, 2020
When Denzel surprised Jasmine Guy on the Different World set. pic.twitter.com/ssrjGVnncJ
— Harmony Holiday (@Harmony_Holiday) December 29, 2020
— Dr. Roberta Bobby *FROM LEEDS* (@DrSweety303) December 28, 2020
Breakfast in Novosibirsk, where it was -40 yesterday pic.twitter.com/chJmNhJUiw
— Alec Luhn (@ASLuhn) December 29, 2020
Self-taught what now??? 💀 pic.twitter.com/8JPz0kJ2nd
— ﮼ليلى (@Layla_Elayyan02) December 28, 2020
us celebrating 2021 readying
— William Yu (@its_willyu) December 30, 2020
making it a whole new
through 2020 batch of chaos pic.twitter.com/yfp6IP1Rrk
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/31/20
I'm dumb like, "I don't understand how to do my taxes or tie my shoes properly" but not dumb like "I'm in Puerto Vallarta at a pool circuit party in my speedo during a pandemic" dumb...you know?
— Reggie Aqui (@reggieaqui) December 30, 2020
It’s almost like the two are correlated... pic.twitter.com/GbDWOYNGCo
— accidentally left-wing (@LeftAccidental) December 30, 2020
Not this Grey's Anatomy ass plotline https://t.co/KjfGXaqNBS
— Fiona Applebum says block Shaun King! (@WrittenByHanna) December 30, 2020
They need to hand over vaccine distribution to whoever puts up the Shen Yun posters
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) December 30, 2020
The vaccine is only 52% effective starting two weeks after the first dose. When you get the second dose, the vaccine is 91% effective seven days later. This is a reckless headline. https://t.co/sYHCIPiHmS
— Nato Jacobs (@dcmadness202) December 30, 2020
I love seeing the same people who were like “omg why do these hicks insist on going to church in the middle of a pandemic?!” now posting pictures from their tropical vacations to poor countries that don’t have the health infrastructure to take care of the resort staff they infect
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) December 30, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/31/20
Blinded By the Light 12/31/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Early Bird Special 12/31/20
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/30/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/30/20
I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.#BetterLateThanNever pic.twitter.com/3rmfEiA3tv
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) December 28, 2020
Same, Dolly. Same. ☀️ pic.twitter.com/aDkwwEbkSg
— Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) December 28, 2020
THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER must be taught in all screenwriting classes. pic.twitter.com/sHWE20qzTt
— Phuong Le (@phuonghhle) December 27, 2020
The longer I look at this is the funnier it gets 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/WETidn6v5N
— Uptown Big Sawatee (@SafiSuperville) December 26, 2020
The Deer or the Dog 😂 pic.twitter.com/YJFWkUXpzl
— Black Women Saved America (@WhitleyGrant13) December 28, 2020
what’s the biggest red flag you ever ignored? i’ll start. i dated a guy who drank vodka milks. not white russians. vodka with ice and whole milk. that’s on me.
— obj (@objsucks) December 27, 2020
Show and Tell 12/30/20
Aly & AJ going into the studio to give us an explicit version of "Potential Break-Up Song" pic.twitter.com/g64sWYqij3
— Jordan (@JordanApps) December 29, 2020
a smoke detector that stops beeping if you say: “no, please, there’s been a misunderstanding.”
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) December 24, 2020
LaRrY i’M oN dUCKtAleS pic.twitter.com/uL3COagY8f
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) December 23, 2020
https://t.co/ElpGUt1zze pic.twitter.com/GdgzbulQY0
— Katherine Krueger (@kath_krueger) December 23, 2020
Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020. pic.twitter.com/dvcxbf8Rr5
— Tim Fullerton (@TimFullerton) December 23, 2020
America is so weird... let them cashiers sit down. I promise we don’t care.
— Champagne Nikhol Lí (@ChampagneTex) December 23, 2020
absolutely transfixed by this bumper sticker pic.twitter.com/MyMB6qEZve
— Lauren (nice) (@LLW902) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/30/20
This is the weirdest, most specific comic book movie trope.#WW84 pic.twitter.com/CTLhZc67SA
— cruel baby's thesis (@cody_horrible) December 27, 2020
Ppl in Atlanta always think you tryna race, like sir please let me over before I end up in Alabama
— JÆ® (@_WhyJerry) December 28, 2020
Cleansing the timeline with Chris Farley's Letterman entrance from 1996 pic.twitter.com/qXzCQEs229
— Katie Perry (@katieeperry) December 27, 2020
another gorgeous day of being someone who has not and will not watch hamilton
— kyle carrero lopez (@kylecarrerolo) December 27, 2020
Give yourself permission not to be accessible at all times. Ignore that voicemail. Leave that message on read. Turn off your phone. Don’t answer emails. Destroy your SIM card. Burn your house down. Disappear under mysterious circumstances.
— Registered trademark of SexyCo (@BrianIsZe) December 27, 2020
Bad news pic.twitter.com/P1NAhCh5EA
— Akiva Weinberger (@akivaw) December 27, 2020
With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety. pic.twitter.com/fxzMRGlI4m
— Anthony Hopkins (@AnthonyHopkins) December 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/30/20
WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I'M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i've been ignoring
— dr. dalia malek داليا عبد الملك ☥𓂀 (@DALIA) December 28, 2020
Thread:
A 🧵 on COVID Living Room Spread:
— Dara Kass, MD (@darakass) December 29, 2020
Saturday:
- Older, out of the house brother wants to visit younger siblings.
Mom says "get a test on the way, if you are negative you can come."
- Rapid test is (-), family spends a day together inside, laughing, playing, eating.
1/
Thread:
Normalcy bias is killing thousands of Americans. People assume that if restaurants and stores are open it’s safe. That if airports and other forms of mass transit were unsafe, they would be closed. People are operating based on how things SHOULD BE, and we have no hospital beds.
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈 (@AmoneyResists) December 28, 2020
President-elect @JoeBiden says that he will get 100 million #covid19 vaccines within the first 100 days.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) December 29, 2020
That's a million a day. It's a lot, but to get 80% of Americans 2 shots (568 million vaccinations), it will take a year and a half.
We need to ramp up even more, quickly.
In 1947, New York City vaccinated 5 million people against smallpox in two weeks. How can we be so much worse at this 75 years later?
— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) December 29, 2020
🚨In my final piece of 2020, I look ahead to Pandemic Year 2--the vaccination rollout, how the virus will react, the lingering societal scars, and the larger lessons we must learn (but risk forgetting) from this horrendous year. 1/https://t.co/3MwScFM7tb
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) December 29, 2020
Wrote about customer entitlement in the restaurant industry, how it is ~ literally ~ dangerous during the pandemic, and how we need to move away from the idea that the customer is always right. The stories industry workers shared will make you scream!! https://t.co/3WGMNWkhT3
— Khushbu Shah (@KhushAndOJ) December 29, 2020
Wow this is a pretty serious side effect to the #CovidVaccine.... how do you feel about it? pic.twitter.com/VjiZhVOxQ7
— Zuby S. (@craniocaudal) December 28, 2020
This, from @lawrence_wright, is the most painfully revelatory account I've read of the American pandemic.
— Dhruv Khullar (@DhruvKhullar) December 28, 2020
Transported me to the first, terrifying days of caring for COVID patients in NYC—all that created that tragedy & all that's happened since @NewYorker https://t.co/W65bBKiDzC
Multipurpose Room 12/30/20
Blinded By the Light 12/30/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
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Early Bird Special 12/30/20
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/29/20
Wasted another year of my life but this time it wasn't my fault. pic.twitter.com/YY4K0BQXtN
— uglyboy_OJ (@Chris__oj) December 24, 2020
dude this burger needs to drop the skin care routine. pic.twitter.com/WN8VG3cxwo
— 5ive💫💥 (@5ive_zw) December 24, 2020
if i say “i’ll let you know” just enjoy your night
— ً (@lowkiemma) December 23, 2020
If you've never seen a reindeer posing under an aurora before, today is your day. https://t.co/QGzgIW34oi pic.twitter.com/XxAtvAQHG0
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) December 24, 2020
Heard my dad playing guitar and walked in to find this pic.twitter.com/4Hb3JPAR2D
— carol (@venmo4feet) December 24, 2020
Congratulations to anyone who read a book this year
— Alena Smith (@internetalena) December 24, 2020
Show and Tell 12/29/20
he absolutely did not pic.twitter.com/mg1eZlYbjk
— Spurt Magoo (@spurtmagoo) December 26, 2020
"why are you all "like
— ᴀᴅᴇʟᴇ ɪꜱ ʙᴀᴄᴋ (@philiposts) December 26, 2020
dressed like that?" what?" pic.twitter.com/1k7LZWrqFY
Dear Santa,
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 26, 2020
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.
Thread:
It seems like a customary Jewish tradition to eat Chinese food on Christmas, but have you ever wondered where that time-honored practice came from?🧵
— megan | מיה (@kehillahjewess) December 25, 2020
My sister found that the snapchat filters work on guineapigs pic.twitter.com/Cj4NEHKnkv
— WildCharge 𓃵 (@wildchargeart) December 25, 2020
Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 26, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/29/20
How I feel eating a Ferrero Rocher pic.twitter.com/y4cUK2qy3v
— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) December 24, 2020
When Harrison Ford was asked if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker', his answer was 'I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care' pic.twitter.com/YI9laE2Y7J
— Star Wars Facts (@SWTweets) December 24, 2020
I still can’t believe this is real. I thought I dreamed this pic.twitter.com/a8KKVTb5mU
— medium naturals 4 vaccination🦝 (@bussydouche) December 24, 2020
We really used to be like “can i go pee” and teachers used to be like “no” omg.....
— fo (@f0lake) December 24, 2020
I roasted a Cornish game hen just for Alice pic.twitter.com/Bt8OANGLhv
— witness the power of adderall (@porn_horse) December 24, 2020
If you ever want a good chuckle, look up “bodybuilders in suits” pic.twitter.com/spHHnv4se2
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/29/20
Another “secret” New Years Eve party in LA, referencing Prohibition, promising masks required (sure), rapid tests (notoriously unreliable) and hand sanitizer, which we all know makes it totally safe to be in a crowded space for as long as you want. Hope it’s worth it, partiers! pic.twitter.com/OD751CqR1P
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 27, 2020
It is apocalyptically bad here. The numbers are insanely grim. I cannot understand what’s in the psyche of this place that’s causing people to behave this way. You are not immortal and you can get sick no matter how lux the velvet rope on the club is. https://t.co/WQokIJJHFy
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 27, 2020
This is from over 100 years ago... pic.twitter.com/ALCEzE8r8d
— Pantomime Democracy (@pantodemocracy) December 26, 2020
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts pic.twitter.com/cBPe4OgPo3
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 27, 2020
1 in every 1,000 Americans has died of COVID.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 27, 2020
Perspective: If an American had moved to Denmark, Norway or Finland in January, her or his risk of dying from Covid would have been 5-10 times lower in 2020. South Korea, Liberia, or Hong Kong: 50-60 times lower. New Zealand: 200 times lower. Taiwan: 3,400 times lower.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 28, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/29/20
Blinded By the Light 12/29/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
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Early Bird Special 12/29/20
Monday, December 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/28/20
people want to make the roaring twenties a thing so badly because they don’t understand the great gatsby and seemingly don’t even remember their high school history classes
— Bucks Fizz Li'l 🎄listen to @onbeliefpod (@karengeier) December 22, 2020
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
— the braless wonder (@probablyalissa) December 26, 2020
vera wang at 71 vs me at my 20s pic.twitter.com/fZq03IEgqa
— nina (@moderkives) December 26, 2020
Whoever named sticks got it 100% right. Those things are sticks
— wooly mammoth supporter🦣 (@letsassume) December 27, 2020
How it started vs how it’s going pic.twitter.com/xOnJrKZswB
— 📍where the 💰resides (@TheeKweenK) December 26, 2020
too bad the hobbits didn’t have a fitbit, i wanna know the step count. these little guys be walking
— gavin (@gavinmatts) December 25, 2020
Show and Tell 12/28/20
i want what they have pic.twitter.com/Bl7YoolPTd
— ؘ (@cottaegecore) December 22, 2020
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the rosie o’donnell show is back and it’s happening on tik tok pic.twitter.com/uG4c6A6DGW
— Sherri Shepherd Updates (@dejatheviewpod) December 23, 2020
Scientists have discovered that, on occasions, an octopus will “punch” a fish for no reason other than “spite”https://t.co/o3uYm1iiN6
— Abbie Cheeseman (@cheesemanab) December 23, 2020
Since I’m watching the Idaho Potato Bowl I see it fit to let you all know that I think about this picture at least once a day pic.twitter.com/PEfwUuRC6D
— Caroline Fenton (@carolinefenton1) December 22, 2020
chartreuse is a lime green color but the name sounds like it should be a deep red? am i wrong? NO
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) December 22, 2020
https://t.co/OkhPMLtnkw pic.twitter.com/9HxUNHtxI2
— Lebbertoxd (@InsaneLetterbox) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/28/20
Soul movie said your purpose isn’t your interests or your career. your purpose is to live. brb crying 👉🏾❤️👈🏾
— Kemi 🕊 (@melanatedmommaa) December 26, 2020
me anticipating praise: yes. hell yes. oh yeah baby. this is gonna be good
— Heinz Baked Jeans (@Merman_Melville) December 26, 2020
me receiving praise: no. NO. this isn't what i wanted i would NEVER want this
Partner and I made a gingerbread International Space Station! pic.twitter.com/vVWXoKXaSo
— Claire Lamman (@ClaireLamman) December 25, 2020
I got But I’m not a pic.twitter.com/gHOhIRoqtu
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) December 26, 2020
My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today
— 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥🦚🙆🏾♀️ (@Neyogems) December 26, 2020
Does it bother anyone else that next year is pronounced “2020 won”
— Latest in space (@latestinspace) December 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/28/20
COVID Update December 26: The wind is invisible too, but you can feel it change.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) December 26, 2020
Not with COVID where the stillness is deceptive. And deadly. 1/
Last night the ED spent 9 hours trying to find a hospital that who would take a COVID positive patient in respiratory distress because I had no ICU beds in my unit. Please stop traveling. Please stop gathering.
— Sharma Joseph, MD (@SharmaJ_MD) December 23, 2020
Cell phone data reveals that people haven’t been following the rules.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 24, 2020
Just because the restrictions are tough doesn’t mean people are adhering to those restrictions. https://t.co/5ynCdyQpkx
BREAKING—95%—new data from Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine shows 95% efficacy & is “100% effective” in preventing severe 🏥illness, says AZ CEO. That’s on par w/ Moderna & Pfizer. No official data yet, but UK 🇬🇧 said to likely approve in days. HUGE🧵. #COVID19
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 27, 2020
https://t.co/e4ra7GgmxG pic.twitter.com/YYn0MsORcy
One out of every 1500 Americans over the age of 25 is hospitalized for Covid. Astonishing. No way to spend a holiday season. Together, we can turn the pandemic around in 2021.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 27, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/28/20
Blinded By the Light 12/28/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
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Early Bird Special 12/28/20
You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin’s commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person
— elena ilana alana alina elana (not) (@lenibriscoe) December 21, 2020