Saturday, October 10, 2020
Friday, October 9, 2020
Feel Good Friday 10/9/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/9/20
The way these dogs recreate their photos is all I needed to see today. π pic.twitter.com/cTppa93FX0
— David M. Vasquez π (@TheRealDav1D) October 6, 2020
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s very hard to stick to weight watchers and also watch cable news at night in 2020
— alyssa GrudgePAC mastromonaco (@AlyssaMastro44) October 7, 2020
this has been a saga pic.twitter.com/RKUTBxxBij
— Tiger Webb (@tfswebb) October 7, 2020
just wanna make sure everyone saw Spitfire’s great leap https://t.co/AUFW1cy4to
— Alex Press (@alexnpress) October 6, 2020
me and my phone pic.twitter.com/QlZ3rByCBI
— your old mutual (@ineedthosepants) October 5, 2020
Wide-bodied 747 crowned Alaska’s fattest bear https://t.co/0rs9fNOCOg pic.twitter.com/cAKiRXXELk
— Reuters (@Reuters) October 7, 2020
EMPATHY WITHOUT BOUNDARIES IS SELF DESTRUCTION pic.twitter.com/HbBwEj4hc3
— arch valentino (@taurusqueerx) October 6, 2020
Show and Tell 10/9/20
A place to show and tell the latest and greatest from YouTube and Social Media. Here are a few to kick things off:
My boss’s new chair... π§ pic.twitter.com/UBYav99aNU
— ✨ πΊππ’ ✨ (@Everybodys_Mum) October 6, 2020
thread of moments from the star wars weekends dance offs at disney world because I CANT BELIEVE THIS WAS A REAL THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/odwaFnQ5Rs
— spooky caitlin (@SITHLEIAS) October 5, 2020
muppets have front facing eyes and are therefore predators
— scarecrow π (@redsunO21) October 6, 2020
One of the best things I’ve seen in awhile. They use the same pink dye that is attached to stolen bank notes. This makes the ivory unsellable, and it cannot be consumed. The animals are not harmed and it is saving their lives. Please share, thanks. pic.twitter.com/gDKBTkoo4s
— Akki (@akkitwts) October 7, 2020
Here’s a picture of me pretending to be old and actually being old. pic.twitter.com/olhCwrsM7v
— Dave Foley (@DaveSFoley) October 6, 2020
This movie holds one of my favorite love stories. pic.twitter.com/7k3cGiELCl
— jamie (@noodletrain) October 7, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/9/20
Just heard my son’s history teacher say “The Americans were about to try a new experiment: to govern themselves. Something that had never been done before in human history.”
— Chad Loder (@chadloder) October 6, 2020
My son asked “weren’t the Native Americans already governing themselves?” — I almost spit my coffee out
Me and the homies after we all get vaccinated https://t.co/jG81UjAGGb
— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) October 6, 2020
please everyone look at this duck pic.twitter.com/1rJlxT9oWl
— sarah (@heavenbrat) October 6, 2020
Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right
— Thea Boodhoo (@tharkibo) October 5, 2020
when i walk outside and the leaves are crunchy
— asa ππΆπΌ♂️ (@AsaNotAkira) October 7, 2020
pic.twitter.com/MnvgntcELP
can confirm it works https://t.co/YqxqJxL01t pic.twitter.com/q8i4GhETlf
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) October 8, 2020
I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "you guys can't be back here".
— Arne Parrott (@ArneParrott) October 7, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/9/20
New COVID-19 cases in past week:
— Mark D. Levine (@MarkLevineNYC) October 8, 2020
Vietnam - 5
Taiwan - 9
Yemen - 10
New Zealand - 25
White House - 34
It's pretty amazing how seriously the American people have taken this pandemic, and their responsibility toward it; and how completely out of touch the White House and Republican Party leadership are in their contrary attitude. pic.twitter.com/6UhzSnmWd5
— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) October 8, 2020
BREAKING: 34 people connected to White House, more than previously known, infected by coronavirus, according to internal FEMA memo. https://t.co/guWkIW8Ssq
— ABC News (@ABC) October 8, 2020
NEWS: The head of White House security office, Crede Bailey, is gravely ill with coronavirus and has been hospitalized since late September, I'm told. Security office handles credentialing for access to WH; works closely with Secret Service on security measures on the compound.
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 7, 2020
Wisconsin breaks single-day record of new coronavirus cases https://t.co/WZtPiHxFjj
— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 8, 2020
"As far as we know, the President is the only person in the world to have received this combination of treatments."
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) October 8, 2020
NYT also estimates it costs ~ $1.5 million for the Regeneron antibody cocktail.
➡️ Special treatment for he, but not for thee. #COVID19https://t.co/R5yXrBwYm8
COVID drug Trump touted as a "cure" was developed using cells derived from aborted fetal tissue https://t.co/WrkH6CIhKW
— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 8, 2020
Dr. Deepak Srivastava, a pediatric cardiologist who led the International Society for Stem Cell Research until July, said, “If they oppose this research, they should be willing to not take a drug that was developed using that.” @apoorva_nyc https://t.co/wcXfjU2N4D
— Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) October 8, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/9/20
Blinded By the Light 10/9/20
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Early Bird Special 10/9/20
Thursday, October 8, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/8/20
Just accidentally spilled my cat’s food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot π pic.twitter.com/xguYNF61qd
— Kelly-Leigh Cooper (@kl_coop) October 5, 2020
oh to be two clay frogs drinking dirt pic.twitter.com/z68IT2onSa
— Christina Friel (@christinafrieI) October 1, 2020
Incredible email to receive. Justice for Lou Malnati’s!!! pic.twitter.com/LSOoex8QMh
— Khushbu Shah (@KhushAndOJ) October 7, 2020
how it started how it‘s going pic.twitter.com/IqhdYaVZ3V
— NaomiOsaka倧εγͺγγΏ (@naomiosaka) October 7, 2020
I can’t believe a whole generation ain’t know who Fleetwood Mac was until that Tik Tok went viral...WHO ARE YALL PARENTS?!
— ππ«π¨π¬ π (@danayshiamua) October 6, 2020
Bruh Ocean Spray gave Dogg Face a truck!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/v2vVL3Yp7R
— ΚΧΧΗΚ ΚΗΙΉp (@DidYouSayDrew) October 6, 2020
In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks pic.twitter.com/BOdUwiImi8
— SΓ©amas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) October 7, 2020
Show and Tell 10/8/20
what is the girl version of bromance. or are they allowed to just call it friendship
— hbomberguy (@Hbomberguy) October 6, 2020
psychologists in the 70s pic.twitter.com/vEkbh2uF5d
— Omone (@LoriBeth570) October 5, 2020
watching movie trailers in 2020 pic.twitter.com/4o0how7rFe
— π¦ mary goore (@dunwaIl) October 5, 2020
Happy wedding anniversary to this guy, the love of my life, the one I could pick out of a lineup with my eyes closed. I choose you, each time, every day.
— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) October 6, 2020
I love you, David Cross. pic.twitter.com/3wmELLUufZ
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals pic.twitter.com/qPr4Nn9Blw
— Dedhass, MA (@hallamir) October 5, 2020
The student loan folk need to figure out how they're gonna get their money back because I already forgave myself for my loans.
— bri saintt π΅ (@eargardn_) October 5, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/8/20
Who is more extra: me, or my dragon? pic.twitter.com/91TxzGVunp
— Katy Rex of the dragons πππ³️ππΎπ (@thekatyrex) October 4, 2020
tl cleanse pic.twitter.com/4bHXXIxq42
— πππ ❦ (@sadshrty) October 4, 2020
— Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts (@scienceshitpost) October 5, 2020
Sonnet 154. The final one. Here's to everyone who has been so kindly watching and listening to these sonnets. We never expected anything like this and we appreciate it enormously. Thank you! #ASonnetADay pic.twitter.com/K2l1UAa3a0
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 3, 2020
7 years ago I worked at a small company of about 15 people. I sent an email to all my co-workers one Friday, inviting them on a weekend hike. Only one person came, a guy from the web dev team that I'd hardley spoken to.
— Samantha Butler-Hassan (@samanthabhassan) October 4, 2020
Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. We're going hiking.
My dad's newest girlfriend introduced herself as "Cinnamon, with an S" and I've been calling her Cinnamons all afternoon and she absolutely will not correct me.
— The Mayor of Dadlandia (@LoganLowbrow) October 4, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/8/20
In unprecedented move, the New England Journal of Medicine published an editorial written by its editors condemning the Trump admin for its response to the Covid-19 pandemic &calling for the current leadership in the United States to be voted out of office https://t.co/WbwrlIIKyu
— Michiko Kakutani (@michikokakutani) October 7, 2020
official WH messaging pic.twitter.com/HU2vD27Z4E
— Cassie Blake (@_CassieElise) October 7, 2020
Anyone who has taken steroids such as dexamethasone in far smaller doses than the president is receiving (I have) will tell you that side effects include agitation, euphoria, paranoia and on. It is DEFINITELY not a time for decisions or making an accurate assessment of situations
— Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) October 6, 2020
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) October 7, 2020
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids. pic.twitter.com/RBd3X1AayD
every evening I think I have COVID then go to sleep and wake up and feel fine and realize I don’t have it and then by the end of the day convince myself I have COVID again
— Eli Wilson Pelton (@eliwilsonpelton) October 7, 2020
FAUCI: "If we had everyone have universal use of masks, distancing, no crowds, outdoors, wash hands, you wouldn't see the surges we're seeing. It occurs because of the lack of implementation of simple public health measures. It's so frustrating, because it's not rocket science."
— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) October 7, 2020
Americans enamoured with New Zealand's handling of COVID don't even know the extent of how good it is: our most recent small cluster of cases was followed in such detailed contact tracing and gene swabbing that they traced 2 cases to a trash can lid & an elevator button.
— Carrie Rudzinski (@shutterdove) October 7, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/8/20
Blinded By the Light 10/8/20
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Early Bird Special 10/8/20
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Deep Thoughts 10/7/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/7/20
when someone asks how I'm doing pic.twitter.com/BrjL9W0ezl
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) October 5, 2020
BRILLIANT. Did not expect that... ππ❤️ pic.twitter.com/cx4dJBNmTY
— Jay Arnold π¬ (@jadedcreative) October 4, 2020
Guess they’re finally in stock - look what just showed up in the mail! pic.twitter.com/4telS7vEFK
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) October 5, 2020
cats are absolutely obsessed being *just* out of reach. the illusion of access. the original celebrity
— so....what now? (@Muna_Mire) October 4, 2020
The only Emily that deserves to be in Paris pic.twitter.com/EkCufcE8NA
— Sean Abrams (@seanybrams) October 4, 2020
my red blood cells watching me pick open a scab that they spent hours making pic.twitter.com/yrDFnHOo2P
— πΈ️ frog πΈ️ (dumb of ass) (@catboysenku) October 4, 2020
Show and Tell 10/7/20
I love when I’m driving with coffees in my passenger seat and I gently place my hand across them when I round a corner. My children.
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) October 5, 2020
Knowing that Carrie Bradshaw only paid $750 in rent for a 1BR on the Upper East Side, spent $40K on shoes, while having $975 in savings makes Sex & the City no less of a fantasy series than True Blood and Game of Thrones.
— Sharron Paul (@Sharronica) October 5, 2020
I told my boyfriend (who's not into astrology) that he was a Pisces Mercury and he said "that sucks". When I asked why he just said "fish innit".
— moony π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώπ³️π (@caztrology) October 4, 2020
Me two minutes into a 15 person zoom https://t.co/jCUwOpZfLG
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) October 5, 2020
This is my favorite Halloween image and I WILL POST IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH.
— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) October 4, 2020
art by Peter De Sève pic.twitter.com/OyBUihJBfd
What next? Depeche Mode to clamp down on people smoking at bus stops? pic.twitter.com/lZqfQbfoME
— Lisa Lovebucket (@Lisa_Lovebucket) October 4, 2020
Show and Tell: Eddie Van Halen Edition 10/7/20
— Valerie Bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom) October 6, 2020
— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) October 6, 2020
We will not forget you king pic.twitter.com/QSB9cAfAR6
— Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) October 6, 2020
Eddie Van Halen got a call from Quincy Jones asking if he'd record a solo for Michael Jackson's new album. "OK, 'ABC, 1, 2, 3' and me. How's that going to work?" Half way through recording Jackson walked in and Eddie explained "I just changed your song." Jackson loved it. pic.twitter.com/j8bScxdKR8
— Reconsidering Cinema (@coenesqued) October 6, 2020
Eddie Van Halen did the Beat It solo in one take for free
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) October 6, 2020
Rock music legend Eddie Van Halen has died at 65 after a years-long battle with cancer. In honor of the iconic @vanhalen guitarist, we're throwing it back to 1988 when he told us his thoughts on being called a "guitar hero" ❤️ #RIPEddieVanHalen pic.twitter.com/sOhPricrlB
— MTV NEWS (@MTVNEWS) October 6, 2020
Articles keep referring to Eddie Van Halen as ‘guitarist’ and that word just doesn’t feel like it’s enough to me. Whether you liked his band or not he was at the very least a legend.
— Sean Ono Lennon (@seanonolennon) October 7, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/7/20
New Zealand lifted most restrictions in biggest city, Auckland, declaring a second wave of #COVID19 "under control" after no new cases in 12 days.
— AJ+ (@ajplus) October 5, 2020
The country has recorded just 25 deaths: "We beat the virus again." pic.twitter.com/7mc8RFZsrN
I low key preferred lockdown to this weird indefinite purgatory we're in now
— Joe (@JoePassmore) October 4, 2020
JUST NOW: @shearm, one of the WH reporters who has tested positive says he has received ZERO outreach, no contact tracing at all. ZERO.pic.twitter.com/TngXhKuDUc
— John Berman (@JohnBerman) October 5, 2020
Breaking News: The FDA released stricter coronavirus vaccine guidelines that the White House had previously blocked, making it highly unlikely that a vaccine could be authorized before Election Day.https://t.co/JwwVu7tkGH
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 6, 2020
If you've been exposed to Covid, quarantine for 14 days—even if you don't feel ill. Otherwise, you could spread the virus to someone who dies from it.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) October 6, 2020
Here is the story: https://t.co/m6JYktJLh5
— Chris Marquette (@ChrisMarquette_) October 6, 2020
Did Donald Trump infect all the Joint Chiefs? https://t.co/CAcIWsGqFJ
— Ian Sams (@IanSams) October 6, 2020
No foreign adversary has ever launched a biological warfare attack against the United States as successfully as our own president https://t.co/NcRWeA8o3a
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) October 6, 2020
Senior Pentagon leadership quarantining after exposure to coronavirushttps://t.co/phDGjJ8A2c
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) October 6, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/7/20
Blinded By the Light 10/7/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Early Bird Special 10/7/20
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Deep Thoughts 10/6/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/6/20
Ok, the world is upside down, on fire and everything sucks. But I gotta say, I had high hopes for the pumpkin pie Pop tart and it’s a real fucking let down.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 5, 2020
just a nice lil video of walton enjoying some apple pic.twitter.com/OA0xm5vVP0
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 5, 2020
he failing math class pic.twitter.com/MUVlxV2uOj
— rico (@dumbricardo) October 5, 2020
Because what 2020 was really missing was ancient curses unleashed upon the world... https://t.co/YRkgc0di8H
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) October 5, 2020
Mental shift: I’m not behind or unproductive. I’m doing as much as my mind and body are allowing me to do under perpetual stress and fatigue.
— Dra. S.M. MuΓ±oz (@SusanaPhD) October 5, 2020
ALL, FOR ME !!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/YxvqcOJ0OU
— Pamcake! ✨ (@PrimcessPamcake) October 5, 2020
Show and Tell 10/6/20
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god. pic.twitter.com/xjN4W6peSJ
— Amanda (@cloudcat28) October 1, 2020
watch until end pic.twitter.com/30Dv2HvsNj
— ππππππ ππππππ (@333333333433333) October 3, 2020
Me: wow what a crazy month
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) October 3, 2020
The calendar: pic.twitter.com/UC8Jo6PDD0
π imagine having a child this iconic π pic.twitter.com/ZcPG2lbbWt
— holly✨ (@hollyshortall) October 2, 2020
He did it π pic.twitter.com/EovDJ8kCDi
— Home Depot Skeleton (@TaylorLorenz) October 2, 2020
Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet
— Grace Bahler (@oatmilkforever) October 1, 2020
Show and Tell: Bad News and Overflow Edition 10/6/20
VERY BAD NEWS: 40% of the Amazon rainforest may become savanna over the next decades because burning and deforestation that have squashed the ecosystem's ability to produce it's own rain. This was, of course, preventable. https://t.co/IRJGJ3Lasq
— Dr. Ayana Elizabeth Johnson (@ayanaeliza) October 5, 2020
BREAKING: The EPA has stripped Oklahoma's tribes of regulatory sovereignty over environmental matters and handed it to the state's governor.
— Jonathan Larsen (@jtlarsen) October 5, 2020
This is a huge deal.@tihuachang has the exclusive report for @tytinvestigates:https://t.co/ujhIdszEv0
NEW: Leaked documents reveal Exxon's secret projections for higher carbon emissions, even as other oil giants cut back https://t.co/euGhFG1mtk
— Bloomberg Green (@climate) October 5, 2020
The melting today on Greenland's ice sheet is roughly equal to the greatest rates of ice loss in the last 12,000 years, a new study shows. https://t.co/GZG1B1bHhv
— CNN (@CNN) October 5, 2020
https://t.co/Gcs2aPrgIh pic.twitter.com/i0lDcet51p
— jiggaman (@jiggyjayy2) October 5, 2020
102-year-old woman who has never missed a vote in her life casts her mail-in ballot while wearing full PPE https://t.co/o71v7i6Bxt
— Jon Cooper πΊπΈ (@joncoopertweets) October 5, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/6/20
This film was made in secrecy over the last 5 months to uncover the truth.
— NEON (@neonrated) October 2, 2020
From Academy Award Winner Alex Gibney, Ophelia Harutyunyan, and Suzanne Hillinger.
TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL
On Demand 10.13, premieres on @hulu 10.20@alexgibneyfilm @Participant @undercontrolmov pic.twitter.com/hZ5HFyalIT
Breaking from NYT: White House has decided not to contact-trace the apparent super-spreader event last Saturday, and the CDC has been cut out of the process:https://t.co/PpGRF1DzIy
— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) October 5, 2020
We suggested earlier that this would metastasize into a bigger scandal. It's already happening: https://t.co/K39oxJ4i6M
CDC acknowledges threat of COVID-19 spread beyond 6 feet https://t.co/adIVwbZHmP
— TIME (@TIME) October 5, 2020
The CDC finally acknowledges that COVID-19 travels via aerosols, and that 6ft distance doesn't help indoors. This is why I won't perform in comedy clubs that are doing indoor unmasked shows at half-capacity; it's a super-spreader event waiting to happen. https://t.co/EAH5mVKjwR
— Adam Conover (@adamconover) October 5, 2020
A third-grade teacher has died in North Carolina days after testing positive for Covid-19 and while her students were quarantined as a result of the exposure https://t.co/HngWOXoaPf
— CNN (@CNN) October 5, 2020
I'm not afraid of Covid as much as I'm afraid of people who aren't afraid of Covid.
— Tony Fratto (@TonyFratto) October 5, 2020
After a long ER shift where nearly half my patients had alarming #COVID19 signs and symptoms (chest pain, shortness of breath, vomiting, high fevers, hypoxia) this is how it feels to see the president triumphantly declare the virus to be no big deal: pic.twitter.com/hN9NqJQ3Yu
— Dr. Rob Davidson #WearAMask (@DrRobDavidson) October 5, 2020
Multipurpose Room 10/6/20
Blinded By the Light 10/6/20
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
Check for new blinds sporadically at All About the Tea, Bossip, Lainey Gossip, Naughty Gossip, Page Six, Perez Hilton, Sandra Rose, Tamara Tattles, and TV Line.
You can also follow DeuxMoi on Instagram to get your trashy blind item fix (the account is private, so you have to request to follow them).
Early Bird Special 10/6/20
Monday, October 5, 2020
Deep Thoughts 10/5/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/5/20
Horror movie boyfriends are like “you’ve been such a bitch ever since your mom died yesterday π”
— Colin Young (@ColinYovng) October 3, 2020
Being a Vampire sounds like such a great deal until I remember it means immortality without garlic.
— Liv Free, Pie Hard (@OliviaHungers) October 3, 2020
this is supposed to be an 18 year old pic.twitter.com/ZYxlWoaoNJ
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2020
Megan Thee Stallion gave a message to Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron during her #SNL performance pic.twitter.com/hGY9W6rM59
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 4, 2020
I can never beat niles in the wine tasting level pic.twitter.com/lhmPEnAjnH
— medal of connor (@connortonight) October 3, 2020
I know we’re all dealing with a lot on the timeline right now, but if you need a cleanser, here’s a toddler eating salt and vinegar chips for the first time pic.twitter.com/hDgJ4PKphz
— Laura Portwood-Stacer, PhD (@lportwoodstacer) October 3, 2020
Show and Tell 10/5/20
What A Flex. #FleetwoodMac π pic.twitter.com/pt33Hh05eM
— Ced® (@cedfunches) October 4, 2020
π hinga dinga durgen https://t.co/YsfYxUH1AY
— king geedorah (@_dilemmah) October 4, 2020
“The neighbor came by , said that their dog is pregnant. Know anything about that?!” πππ pic.twitter.com/FGl44gPHCC
— Fred Schultz (@fred035schultz) October 4, 2020
driving in the car and my girlfriend leaned over and said “where does an owl get dinner? pizza hoot” and then continued on with her business as if nothing had happened
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 4, 2020
happy birthday to a woman and a party that unraveled an empire pic.twitter.com/WKwFUU1eES
— alex (@alex_abads) October 4, 2020
A pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house. Is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? He screams for he does not know. https://t.co/EAKH8sRRr8
— Katie O'Reilly (@DrKatfish) October 2, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 10/5/20
it's really hard for me to think of something that gives me as much joy as when zoos just give all the animals a pumpkin pic.twitter.com/0IMUz9OXD9
— dolly parton stan account (@kittynouveau) October 2, 2020
Apparently dolphins and sloths are down with each other and this is good. pic.twitter.com/5mqek6HulR
— Pamela Herd (@pamela_herd) October 3, 2020
My girlfriend’s aunt put out a bowl of skittles mixed with M&Ms and it’s the most chaotic thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life pic.twitter.com/b63b2JrmkR
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 3, 2020
He just be clicking around Wikipedia having a ball https://t.co/PSKwpZaWPt
— Thackery Binx (@The_SummerMan) October 3, 2020
This is the best “open for a surprise” I’ve seen in ages https://t.co/q9PrpNZ0RO
— untitled goose name (@notallbhas) October 3, 2020
What UPS & FedEx see when I open the door for my package.π pic.twitter.com/TR4otL7fRO
— Yadiraπ (@xoxo_yadiraaa) October 2, 2020
Not all my veg are perfect cheers pic.twitter.com/NLXOZTUcZ7
— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) October 3, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 10/5/20
Me in my apartment: I have not experienced human touch since March. I ache. I wilt. I would do absolutely anything for a hug
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) October 4, 2020
Me greeting a friend outside: SIX FEET, MOTHERFUCKER
Scientists in Nigeria have developed a cheaper and faster Covid-19 test kit that can give results in less than 40 minutes https://t.co/VKl7QCGMCg
— CNN Africa (@CNNAfrica) October 3, 2020
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My wife and I have been in this house home schooling these children, disinfecting door handles and countertops etc. We’ve taken our kids to parks and made them stay 6 feet from their friends while wearing masks. They’ve seen their grandparents, aunts, uncles etc only via zoom.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) October 4, 2020
BREAKING: Ohio coronavirus infections increase 23% in past week https://t.co/iuykhTAOQl via @DispatchAlerts
— Darrel Rowland (@darreldrowland) October 3, 2020
When other people got COVID-19, Chris Christie said some Americans are just gonna have to die. Now that he has COVID-19, he's checking himself into the hospital as soon as he feels even mild symptoms. When he said we have to accept people dying he didn't mean him. He meant us. pic.twitter.com/cgD0GnjMCW
— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) October 3, 2020
Dawning realization that nine months into the pandemic. senior WH officials think that if you test negative it means that you definitely have not caught the virus and can do whatever you want and don't need to quarantine if you've been in contact with someone with COVID.
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) October 3, 2020
Retweet if you haven’t stopped “hunkering down” since fucking March https://t.co/0Rx8AB1qU6
— Jenna WEAR A MASK Quigley (@JBomb11) October 3, 2020
These are the people who are preventing us from moving past COVID and back to real life. https://t.co/KFElVgUQG3
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) October 3, 2020
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