Saturday, October 1, 2022
Friday, September 30, 2022
Feel Good Friday 9/30/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/30/22
Michael Jordan really flew out to a practice while retired just to cook this rookie for talking trash about him ππ pic.twitter.com/AveGISiz4B
— The Realest Realist (@FactMerchant23) September 23, 2022
One minute you’re young and carefree and the next you’re the person who falls asleep on the couch after dinner and says “I was just resting my eyes for a minute."
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) September 23, 2022
imagine farting in these and they fog up pic.twitter.com/a3vnSmZELX
— π©π¨ππ«π’ππ€ (@SlitSniffer) September 23, 2022
The older I am the more relatable this gets pic.twitter.com/j6kjkuXXN9
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) September 23, 2022
"Minute rice" is redundant. All rice is minute. That's why so many can fit in a bowl.
— Dan E (@Brohamulet) September 23, 2022
Show and Tell 9/30/22
took me until my thirties to realize my preferred way to eat an apple is sliced up and served in a tiny bowl like I’m five
— Madison Malone Kircher (@4evrmalone) September 24, 2022
Secret hideout busted...ππΎππ pic.twitter.com/Lwqcix5Yif
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 24, 2022
october is next week ? times flies by when your life is falling apart
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) September 24, 2022
Short kings do NOT go outside. I just saw a hawk.
— Crab Smoking a Joint (@smoking_crab) September 24, 2022
The Arctic Ocean photographed in the same place 105 years ago vs. today. pic.twitter.com/ylZkrqOms4
— Riley/A Dog's Life (@adogslifeTO) September 24, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/30/22
These are
— jonathan slater☮️ (@jonslater37) September 22, 2022
polar stratospheric clouds over
Iceland.
In Icelandic, polar stratospheric clouds are called glitsky, which roughly translates to "glitter cloud."
What makes them so unique to witness is that they can be even more elusive than the Aurora Borealis. (@neiltyson) pic.twitter.com/0VgQgDaJIV
I love hearing about the care that Abbott Elementary casts and crew take with the child actors. Sheryl was talking about how one of the babies came up and hugged her and told Sheryl that their grandpa had died and Sheryl just held them until the kid said “all better now” π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ©π©
— STOP DONATING TO BLM NATIONAL AND SHAUN KING (@WrittenByHanna) September 22, 2022
Adding a teaspoon of a Dijon mustard to the batter for scrambled eggs with cheese has brought me so much pleasure this year.
— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) September 22, 2022
im sobbing look at the halloween scrub daddies pic.twitter.com/4YRSWvVcDm
— Casey Anthony Fantano (@linemade666) September 21, 2022
The year is 2022. Hotels are cheaper and better than AirBnBs. Taxis are cheaper and better than Ubers. All the new movies on streaming look like shit but the most mediocre flick from the 90s looks great on your 4K TV because it was ✨shot on film✨.
— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) September 22, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/30/22
Re-upping this thread in response to the CDC’s decision to no longer require universal masking in hospitals. The medical field kept exposing patients to contaminated hands for *decades* after Semmelweis’ discovery. How long will we pretend exposing them to contaminated air is ok? https://t.co/UmXfNd95qd
— Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone) September 24, 2022
On a Fri night, CDC decides to quietly issue its most outrageous lifting of Covid precautions yet: eliminating #universalmasking in some hospitals/nursing homes. Our society, sadly, has never valued the old & immunocompromised, but this move?
— Dr. Joy Henningsen πΊπ¦ (@JoyHenningsenMD) September 24, 2022
Pure evil. https://t.co/OawvnECvJb
What if--and this is just a crazy idea I had--we keep doing the things that made flu "virtually disappear" https://t.co/KPMeU8wk4Z
— Dara Kaye (@DaraKaye) September 23, 2022
And just like that we are out of monoclonals
— Thomas Finch, MD, MBA (@FinchTH) September 23, 2022
Holy fuck
What an absolute failure https://t.co/r1RsWbunbz
Connecticut schools reporting four times more COVID cases this year https://t.co/YO6hi6xbSM via @insider_ct
— Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves) September 23, 2022
Multipurpose Room 9/30/22
Blinded By the Light 9/30/22
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Thursday, September 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/29/22
me: “ima FaceTime my bestie”
— scarfo (@Doughbvy) September 24, 2022
*facetime unavailable*
me: “bitch”
As we head into the holiday season, a helpful reminder. pic.twitter.com/gUBmDKDOPs
— Joel S. (@jh_swanson) September 24, 2022
This was so dope!!π₯π₯ pic.twitter.com/ShwAChxUAZ
— πMs. AndiPants!!π (@angrace2009) September 22, 2022
My first introduction to classism… pic.twitter.com/mMUgxHcjxA
— Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen) September 24, 2022
It was a girl on TikTok who made so much sense. She basically said women can be thriving in every area of their life, personality and spirit works well for all of that but when it comes to a man she supposed to change what’s working for her everywhere else.
— Yall Sound Crazy (@queenveej) September 23, 2022
Show and Tell 9/29/22
“oh sorry i just saw your text”
— Porter ✰ (@ItsRetrop) September 24, 2022
- me with a screen time of 11 hours per day
Cannot believe football is a national obsession when women’s gymnastics is serving us stuff like this https://t.co/v3gPCUgZUX
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) September 24, 2022
the best thing in the world is a smoothie but the worst thing in the world is washing a blender. wherein lies my peace
— Charlie James (@nonbinarycowboy) September 24, 2022
Why is it ALWAYS pic.twitter.com/ZK4Hz93MTS
— Lazzyyyyyy (@em_Lazzy) September 24, 2022
I just realized that I think of my 15-year-old dog as my sweet little baby but she probably thinks of herself as my patient and devoted grandma.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 24, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/29/22
Cute Red panda trying to scare off a stone , by standing.. pic.twitter.com/idVak5mPp1
— πͺπ¬Omar (@Omar_pets0) September 22, 2022
Guilty face at its best pic.twitter.com/bsEZctbQZo
— πͺπ¬Omar (@Omar_pets0) September 22, 2022
*wife from the next room*
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) September 22, 2022
"I hope you haven't spent all your months wages on something expensive and unnecessary again"
Me: pic.twitter.com/tuK01s6jCa
From the dog’s medical chart: pic.twitter.com/ZYlaxjEZQq
— DogsOfKFF (@KffDogs) September 22, 2022
White Leopard Tortoise ..Wow! pic.twitter.com/bxwGfXWSYV
— jonathan slater☮️ (@jonslater37) September 22, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/29/22
I know it may be hard for some to hear this, but there's more and more evidence that #COVID19 causes brain damage.
— Zachary Rubin, MD (@rubin_allergy) September 23, 2022
Even if you think it's endemic - which it's not - this virus is not mild.https://t.co/RpYMMOr1AK
The brain damage from the immune hyperactivation is starting to manifest epidemiologically https://t.co/QiJqXrfXDo
— Anthony J Leonardi, PhD, MS (@fitterhappierAJ) September 24, 2022
It’s been 3 years into this pandemic. We know how to reduce transmission. Masking and clean air. Cleaning the air should be top priority if we really do want to achieve a new level of « normal ». Here’s a 𧡠on how important that is
— Jess πΊ (@MeetJess) September 24, 2022
1. SARS2 easily mutates to escape mRNA vaccines & monoclonal antibodies.
— Barry Hunt #COVIDisAirborne π¬ π·πͺ (@BarryHunt008) September 24, 2022
2. SARS2 cannot mutate to escape HEPA filters, UV or N95s.
So let's put our fate solely in the hands of #1.
π
It’s hitting mainstream media now
— Pandemic News (@mildanalyst) September 23, 2022
First signs of new COVID-19 wave seen in colder countries https://t.co/Cc7664GcAq
Multipurpose Room 9/29/22
Blinded By the Light 9/29/22
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Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/28/22
Y’all forgot the most important ingredient in the old fashioned coke https://t.co/owh3C0lVaQ
— ππΏπ²π²ππ’π΅π« (@OvOBrezzzy) September 24, 2022
It’s almost October pic.twitter.com/KkYBoZTxMA
— Ghostface (@GhostfaceTalks_) September 23, 2022
my last relationship taught me: you can be the whole package at the wrong address.
— yessir (@priinnyvert) September 24, 2022
JAMES EARL JONES reciting the alphabet on Sesame Street in 1969 is the bizarre brilliant and hypnotic content you’re here for.
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) September 24, 2022
pic.twitter.com/9u648dqChL
JIM HENSON would’ve been 86 today. This photo though.π pic.twitter.com/wl4DGbMzaP
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) September 24, 2022
Show and Tell 9/28/22
nothing teaches you patience like slow internet connection
— Ruu (@_ruuuuuuusa_) September 24, 2022
box: meow
— unintentionelle (@ellewasamistake) September 24, 2022
schrodinger: ignore that
Who knew "righty tighty lefty loosey" would get me so far in life
— Sonia Weiser (@weischoice) September 25, 2022
Anybody else? π€·♀️ pic.twitter.com/38JpFLBxD9
— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) September 24, 2022
This is the best Twitter account. It’s just people telling you what food gave them diarrhea. I believe this is exactly what the internet was made for. https://t.co/7xCePKezXZ
— Sean O’Connor (@seanoconnz) September 24, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/28/22
Me at work on Friday when they're looking for people to come in at the weekend. pic.twitter.com/alh7FelLHp
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) September 23, 2022
Completely obsessed with this Reddit theory that Pennywise and Mary Poppins are members of the same monster species. pic.twitter.com/VpLhYPLRla
— Icona π (@iconawrites) September 22, 2022
Sure, I could answer your email, and instantly forget about it. Or I could leave it unanswered, such that it lives in my mind exerting a slow, daily pressure, and I feel your spectral presence always beside me for countless weeks, and in a way, wouldn't you prefer that?
— Raj Parameswaran (@RajRajRajP) September 23, 2022
“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.
— Lila Byock (@LByock) September 23, 2022
I thought you all might like to know that, here in Spain, Sabadell’s bus service has unveiled its new mascot - Bussi pic.twitter.com/BFlXkzO8MS
— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) September 23, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/28/22
The @CDCgov saying that healthcare settings can choose to not require masks not only endangers vulnerable patients, but everyone since it also makes healthcare workers more susceptible to getting sick. There may be less access to care for all as we head into winter.
— Zachary Rubin, MD (@rubin_allergy) September 24, 2022
As a healthcare worker, what happens when we go to work and get covid multiple times? Who will take care of you when your clinicians are out sick, or worse, permanently retired due to complications of long covid?
— Stella Safo, MD MPH (@AmmahStarr) September 24, 2022
It’s ‘you do you’ until you can’t get access to healthcare.
This — by @gezmedinger & @Daltmann10 — is brilliant and vital! (Also, what a fantastic cover) pic.twitter.com/Z3C4PnfxhQ
— Dan Davis (@dandavis101) September 24, 2022
Kids having strokes is NOT normal https://t.co/sr8BJsxZH5
— Jess πΊ (@MeetJess) September 23, 2022
from the "no shit, sherlock" files.https://t.co/ELFmnJGwir
— K. vax, mask, test, ventilate and filtrate, repeat (@KSinNE) September 23, 2022
COVID will never be an endemic virus.
— Dan Suan (@DanSuan2) September 22, 2022
That is not its *nature*.
It will come back in epidemic wave after wave after wave, killing and maiming people with each pass.
We have to come to grips with reality, even if that’s really hard πΎπΎ❤️π₯https://t.co/rCQkVOXpXM
Multipurpose Room 9/28/22
Blinded By the Light 9/28/22
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Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/27/22
stop getting mad about getting older. you think gouda gets mad when it gets older?? no. it’s just gets more expensive at trader joe’s. be like gouda!! know your worth!!!!!
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) September 24, 2022
Two people behind me on the bus sound like they might be on a first date.
— Miranda Keeling (@MirandaKeeling) September 24, 2022
Him: What kind of restaurant do you fancy?
Her: Anywhere with a good vegan option.
Long pause.
Him: Cool.
Her: So, what do you do?
Him: I’m. A butcher.
As a wrap gift, she gave them all this photo of herself topless, peeking over her naked back, Betty Grable-style, in her nurse’s cap.
— Vintage Los Angeles (@alisonmartino) September 24, 2022
plans: *cancelled*
— brando uchiha (@imhighkeycool) September 23, 2022
me: pic.twitter.com/RyG0y7he00
Mental. Brilliant. Love it.
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) September 24, 2022
READY WILLING & ABLE (1937)#RubyKeeler #LeeDixon
pic.twitter.com/4QX9dhqDNi
Show and Tell 9/27/22
Do you know how horny you gotta be to notice something like this https://t.co/y1yHOl5PxM
— bad guy (@JGDaGod) September 24, 2022
Superman Is Doing what pic.twitter.com/HvgicJpjEg
— Buy Physical Media (@TheDiscFather) September 25, 2022
Mariah Carey singing her iconig We Belong Together climax 32 years into her career. This is what a legend looks like pic.twitter.com/wMrnmVZ8XH
— π || PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA (@FinishedTheMoet) September 25, 2022
35 years ago, a little film I made called The Princess Bride was released in theaters. #asyouwish #princessbride ⚔️❤️ pic.twitter.com/OG00JUtsZl
— Cary Elwes (@Cary_Elwes) September 25, 2022
Megan @theestallion created a website that compiles a list of diverse mental health resources and is sending it out to her fans and followers. Real hot girl shit.https://t.co/dUAnYKW0mb pic.twitter.com/b8sSO9oiba
— Shea Jordan Smith (@shea_jordan) September 25, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/27/22
Whoever made this compilation of Mel Blanc screaming in different cartoons is a saint. pic.twitter.com/5ywHO3luS1
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 24, 2022
joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people
— unintentionelle (@ellewasamistake) September 23, 2022
batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you
joker:
batman:
joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
i will be locking my PC from now on π₯² pic.twitter.com/GAG2bspaN1
— brellavis (Bree) (@brellavis) September 23, 2022
I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m
— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022
Just a baby otter yawning. pic.twitter.com/nOrneAtTAi
— In Otter News.... (@In_Otter_News2) September 23, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/27/22
not looking forward to having this conversation over & over:
— Brianne (sick person) (@bennessb) September 24, 2022
person: will you be joining us for holiday festivities this year?!
me: will you be taking the covid precautions you know I need in order to be safe?
person: of course not, the pandemic is over so you don’t need them.
TO THOSE WHO STILL WANT TO AVOID COVID:
— #SaveSilwan #SaveSheikhJarrah (@JohnBrownsBody2) September 24, 2022
We’re in a one-way masking world now. Therefore, it’s time to upgrade your respirators. Cloth and surgical masks (and even some KN95s and N95) simply won’t suffice.
Here’s a 𧡠on some of the best masks you can get:
At this point, U.S. covid policy is fully in the “cut off our nose to spite our face” era. Settings where it would be easy and mutually beneficial to mask, like health care - masking should be a no brainer. Instead we’ve gone full self-destructive
— Chloe Reichel (@chloereichel) September 24, 2022
Thread:
COVID-19: Things everyone should know (Part 1: Immune System)
— Dr. Jeff Gilchrist, PhD (@jeffgilchrist) September 24, 2022
With poor public health messaging, the general public doesn't seem to know some important things about how COVID-19 and the immune system actually works. π§΅1/ pic.twitter.com/NjVJAuVuhw
CEO of Pfizer tests positive *TWICE* within 40 days. This is the new normal our public officials are creating by only focusing on pharmaceuticals and giving up on source control with masks and not urgently implementing clean indoor air with filtration and ventilation. pic.twitter.com/7KmXU4XGnJ
— JoaquΓn BeltrΓ‘n (@joaquinlife) September 24, 2022
"Some long Covid patients show signs of autoimmune disease, study finds"
— Dakota (@Dakota_150) September 22, 2022
'Almost half of participants had harmful antibodies in their blood one year after infection'https://t.co/PppuugxWYq
Multipurpose Room 9/27/22
Blinded By the Light 9/27/22
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Monday, September 26, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 9/26/22
So mad I don’t own this pic.twitter.com/WXXeXhoaBb
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) September 24, 2022
strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs pic.twitter.com/JkxnlDohvC
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) September 24, 2022
42.6 degrees C in Curtin Aws (Australia). This is only the 24th day of Spring and many places hit 40C plus. How long before vast areas of Australia become uninhabitable at the peak of the summer months? Odds the heat records will be broken this year... 2/5 pic.twitter.com/0pnpPLsSnv
— Peter Dynes (@PGDynes) September 24, 2022
Halfway through this book and can’t put it down pic.twitter.com/LlG86K4PEj
— Adam Rippon (@AdamRippon) September 24, 2022
The late, wonderful Fred Willard in full improv mode in
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) September 24, 2022
BEST IN SHOW (2000)#ChristopherGuest
pic.twitter.com/yrtqXhpuSj
Show and Tell 9/26/22
my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 25, 2022
I have watched this a million times pic.twitter.com/snkswPQDXc
— Voldemort (@ib_2cute) September 25, 2022
I like to call the cuppy pepperonis
— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) September 25, 2022
ππ½π πΌππΆππΎπΆπ πΈππππΆπΈπ ππππ pic.twitter.com/pyRPq9nkfX
Not Magic Mike!! I'm doneππ. pic.twitter.com/y530vYtFHb
— πMs. AndiPants!!π (@angrace2009) September 25, 2022
It is hard to explain how strange this was if you were not there.
— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) September 25, 2022
It's 1985.
Eddie Murphy is the biggest MOVIE star in the world.
Decides he is a singer as well.
Drops a single produced by Rick James.
It reaches No 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.pic.twitter.com/NXUEKe0CL6
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 9/26/22
When the guy from IT has to come up and talk with accounting. pic.twitter.com/gKnWv9G0lW
— DnD Sesame Tweet (@DnDSesame) September 23, 2022
one thing my therapist reminded me is that depression doesn’t always come in the form of sadness. it can also present itself as apathy & numbness. having no interest, not caring, no desire to really do much, not taking care of oneself, focusing on everything besides your care
— Kemi Marie (@kemimarie) September 23, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 23, 2022
Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House. pic.twitter.com/2CdOrTWcf5
— Taylor Kennedy (@marioboy261) September 23, 2022
This week's mood. pic.twitter.com/X1e4ieYsdI
— Emily Greenhalgh (@EmWritesScience) September 23, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 9/26/22
“Covid is here to stay, so are we just supposed to keep masking some places FOREVER?”
— Stephanie Tait ♿️ (@StephTaitWrites) September 25, 2022
I mean, if the choice is between that or mass death and disability… yes?
Has humanity really lost all ability to adapt? Because that doesn’t bode well for the climate crisis… π
π¨ Health care worker of two decades at major US Hospital told me this memo about KIDS HAVING STROKES just went out to hospital staff and he wants to throw up.
— Dana Parish (@danaparish) September 23, 2022
No. This is not normal. He & his colleagues never saw this influx of kids with strokes before Covid ruined the π. pic.twitter.com/GgRZ4WjSz8
All of this “we support your choice to mask” stuff is honestly like some silly little game where everyone in positions of authority is pretending to be some sweet summer child who has never heard of social norms and peer pressure. Except people get sick and die as a result
— Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) September 25, 2022
NE and Midatlantic states are seeing an increase in COVID cases.
— Jonathan Reiner (@JReinerMD) September 23, 2022
14-day change:
NY +45%
MA + 40%
NJ + 32%
RI + 18%
DC + 21%
We should pay some attention to this and be aggressively urging people to get boosted. Instead it’s mostly just crickets.
The irony is @cdcgov makes a recommendation they KNOW will end masking- (the rep quoted in the article says as much) while also admitting it’s too early to do so… π€¦π½♂️
— Jerome Adams (@JeromeAdamsMD) September 25, 2022
“But for now, CDC says metrics have not improved enough for hospitals and nursing homes to let up on masking.” https://t.co/GAD6XXN4Ek
These 2 large studies are consistent and concerning.
— Eric Topol (@EricTopol) September 23, 2022
Reminder: it took ~15 years after the 1918-9 pandemic to pick up the increased risk of Parkinson's disease among survivors.
Multipurpose Room 9/26/22
Blinded By the Light 9/26/22
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