Saturday, March 27, 2021
Friday, March 26, 2021
Feel Good Friday 3/26/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/26/21
When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god. pic.twitter.com/aQh1XaBP10
— Diogenes of Sinope 🏺🐕🔬 (@hoplitnet) March 23, 2021
the people’s princess ♥️ https://t.co/jNb3G0VRcF
— flapjack horseman (@frankoceanswyfe) March 24, 2021
finished my first quilt... ended up taking a whole year and costing like $700... bullshit hobby pic.twitter.com/H5JkSJ6epz
— Jamie Lauren Keiles (@jamiekeiles) March 23, 2021
If you’re over 35 hire movers. You’re friends are too old. Nobody wants to slip a disc for pizza and 2 bud lights
— Graham Kay (@mrgrahamkay) March 23, 2021
There’s just not enough time in the day
— fibs (@fibulaa1) March 23, 2021
*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*
new sentences are created every day that no one has ever said before pic.twitter.com/GZqnm6TFcV
— sh*r (@sinvariably) March 23, 2021
having a nice time imagining i'm the big boat. the world cries out for me to stop destroying global commerce. my response? toot toot :)
— pronoun enforcement officer (@Lubchansky) March 25, 2021
Show and Tell 3/26/21
Boy, you really get into magnolia trees when you get older. No one prepared me for this shit.
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) March 24, 2021
WHAT THE FUCK I TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS AS I GO INTO DENNYS AND ITS THERE 30 MINUTES LATER ITS GONE WHERE THE FUCK DID THE STATUE GO pic.twitter.com/WpO5MCrr7L
— Kazi (@kazillama) March 23, 2021
This just went up around the corner and I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. pic.twitter.com/6iQigFQco5
— Margot Bloomstein (@mbloomstein) March 24, 2021
feel like we're never talking enough about the fact that hugh grant's actual middle name is "mungo" and so his name is hugh mungo grant pic.twitter.com/b9IHlUQ3v8
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) March 24, 2021
youre telling me life is just about moving around during the day and then lying motionless at night? like some kind of backwards night at the museum?
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) March 23, 2021
9/10 years later Rihanna still recognised him in a random place? yeah that girl from Monaco wasn’t lying. https://t.co/w4KnaDc0gD
— 🍑 (@BaddieClaire) March 23, 2021
Remember the ex you wanted to marry??
— 𝙆𝙀𝙀🦋✨ (@da_keebabyy01) March 23, 2021
Let’s all laugh together pic.twitter.com/kOpG5VyWWy
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/26/21
The way Jessica Walter could make you laugh with just a look 😭 pic.twitter.com/Hq1GcoCN2A
— Jess Goodwin (@thejessgoodwin) March 25, 2021
Jessica Walter was iconic in the only way that really matters to me. Everything she said immediately became a thing nobody else possibly could have said. You will hear her voice when you ask how much things cost for the rest of your life
— Jess Zimmerman (@j_zimms) March 25, 2021
some of the best lines ever in tv, full stop pic.twitter.com/argaIDG54E
— Fletcher Peters (@fIetcherpeters) March 25, 2021
what a life, what a career 💔🖤 pic.twitter.com/optbDkUnsg
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 25, 2021
She was a force, and her talent and timing were unmatched. Rest In Peace Mama Bluth. pic.twitter.com/wJeOeJleR3
— Tony Hale (@MrTonyHale) March 25, 2021
Jessica Walter never missed. If she didn’t get a laugh there was a problem with the script.
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) March 25, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/26/21
Do vaccines work?
— Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉 (@ASlavitt) March 25, 2021
With over 70% of seniors with a vaccine shot, COVID ER visits have dropped 80%.
Yes, the vaccines are safe, and yes, they will save lives.
— LA Public Health (@lapublichealth) March 25, 2021
Thank you @MagicJohnson, @ArsenioHall, and @officialDannyT for taking this step to protect yourselves and our community. #VaccinateLACounty pic.twitter.com/nfTXb5hkRc
Kids higher risk with #B117 variant. I’ve been saying this for 3 months. I said a paper was dropping proving this. I’ll post it later. Stay tuned. #COVID19 https://t.co/wYUTf07srR
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 25, 2021
UPDATE: Gov. @GavinNewsom has announced that starting on April 1, California will expand #COVID19 vaccine eligibility to all residents aged 50 and older, and to everyone at least 16 years old and older starting on April 15.https://t.co/8Uu0EyXuFa
— Buffy Wicks (@BuffyWicks) March 25, 2021
Rutgers University has become one of the first major universities in the U.S. to require students on campus to get coronavirus vaccines before they start the fall 2021 semester https://t.co/Ws2DSQctzT
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 26, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/26/21
Blinded By the Light 3/26/21
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Early Bird Special 3/26/21
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/25/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/25/21
I’m looking forward to not being invited to events because of my personality instead of a pandemic
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) March 23, 2021
“You save money not going out”
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) March 23, 2021
Well. That was a lie.
they’ve started mimicking each other and I cannot ♥️ pic.twitter.com/mD1Apy5s7P
— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 23, 2021
good lord Ben Affleck is my absolute favorite Boston idiot, and what’s more is I think he was completely right to do this pic.twitter.com/AKDRT3hEjq
— Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) March 23, 2021
who is she https://t.co/5My524oli3
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) March 23, 2021
My kingdom for dog poop bags that open the first try.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) March 23, 2021
the crime the criminal pic.twitter.com/z991TPePVV
— imane (@urfriendimane) March 22, 2021
Show and Tell 3/25/21
if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
— trash jones (@jzux) March 21, 2021
the rose finch and the trapogan both go so hard pic.twitter.com/25Dd8YAxF7
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) March 19, 2021
Babushcats pic.twitter.com/RddkC7HV6b
— schüchtern 쉬시턴 (@itsSelynn) March 20, 2021
ICE Cold Fact: If you don’t take a break, your body will take one for you… Even the most serious Hustler has to chill now and then to reboot and reset….
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 21, 2021
I'm starting a GoFundMe to send me to this place for a month so I can ruin the vibes with my bad attitude https://t.co/jHGqs8W1FG
— derek (@derek8185338005) March 21, 2021
Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later pic.twitter.com/WEJIOKZplj
— caruso_online 👤 (@normalguycaruso) March 20, 2021
Being vaccinated pic.twitter.com/jvaZS68jgh
— Iris👾 (Eve Passenger)☻ (@Jest_Iris) March 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/25/21
Dog agility by Gabby, the Papillon.. 🔥
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 20, 2021
The celebration.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/p8i2rwnpJz
Actual #bestofnextdoor 💚 pic.twitter.com/G9LutqtUiD
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 23, 2021
When artists do that alternating headphone shit on their tracks >>>> pic.twitter.com/ej2UBvFaCK
— Jubi Dooby Doo (@JamiceOfCourse) March 22, 2021
— Tempa (@QuickestTempa) March 21, 2021
RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven
— jordan (@mygfreal) March 22, 2021
What conditioner is this pic.twitter.com/PSnuTRBo7h
— typo negative (@emotionalpedant) March 21, 2021
just to reiterate: about 10 percent of world trade has been at a standstill for 2 days because a cargo ship drew a giant dick in the Red Sea then wedged itself sideways in the Suez Canalhttps://t.co/hlN1PcmMhW pic.twitter.com/wfSKdrtpkj
— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) March 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/25/21
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/NODHAL3neo
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) March 23, 2021
The real problem with saying covid is airborne is that people might realize just how exposed they are at work and in other everyday situations. Covid being airborne just doesn’t work very well for a government intent on forcing us to live with lots of covid. #COVIDisAirborne
— Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone) March 24, 2021
this fills me with joy https://t.co/A9gVsMfEwP
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) March 24, 2021
BREAKING—due to surging #COVID19 cases, India 🇮🇳 has frozen all major exports of AstraZeneca #COVIDVaccine made by Serum Institute of India, world’s biggest vaccine-maker, to meet domestic demand as infections rise. This will also delay supplies to COVAX.https://t.co/h2bB25EA12
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 24, 2021
First study focused on long-term neurological symptoms in people not sick enough from #COVID19 to need hospitalization: found many visiting neuro clinic had >=4 neurological issues like brain fog, headaches, tingling, muscle pain & dizziness. Avg age 43.🧵 https://t.co/6aZ3D0FPt6 pic.twitter.com/e4gnnx7jMr
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 24, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/25/21
Blinded By the Light 3/25/21
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Early Bird Special 3/25/21
Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/24/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/24/21
SELF PROCLAIMED "FREE THINKERS" WHEN THE WAITER BRINGS OUT SOMEONE'S SIZZLING FAJITAS AT CHILI'S pic.twitter.com/SLPwXMlX6E
— BL AKE (@ULTRASLUT) March 21, 2021
leaving your hotel after a vacation pic.twitter.com/lNzJiIcQu2
— カイノア (@_kaiyote_) March 22, 2021
Getting packages delivered while in lockdown makes me feel like a zoo animal having new toys put in its enclosure for enrichment
— 🥩 What If You Suddenly Obtained Meat? 🥩 (@L0ST_VEGAS) March 21, 2021
imagine thinking you could reboot a show without this character pic.twitter.com/Ea562zgXil
— sarah-tai black (@sarahtai) March 21, 2021
You see one later
— JS Osiris (@King_Scxtt) March 22, 2021
And you see the other in a while https://t.co/uyzY4hvWos
My first focaccia! Made it to celebrate the much-welcomed coming of spring 💐 ❤️🌷 pic.twitter.com/SsxL7nsrCf
— Alyssa Reese (@aaReese) March 21, 2021
that influencer who couldn’t spell voila pic.twitter.com/HIM1qwlabu
— tyler (@tyler01010101) March 21, 2021
Show and Tell 3/24/21
— Dwayne David Paul (@DwayneDavidPaul) March 22, 2021
Deleting Hinge because a man said I was “beautiful like a praying mantis”
— Molly Skinner (@MollyMetropolis) March 21, 2021
Washington, DC is starting to bloom 🌸 pic.twitter.com/TNb05DrdVi
— Brooke Zywick (@zaekoorb) March 22, 2021
Normalize starting essays with “okay so” and ending them with “and yeah”
— astro bully angie (@teaxtarot) March 21, 2021
Check on your friends with allergies....
— ✨ Ariesss ✨ (@danayshiamua) March 21, 2021
We are NOT okay pic.twitter.com/WORFliPTRA
Brendan Fraser in a Gap Ad circa 1993 (shot by Patrick Demarchelier). pic.twitter.com/1UxDzt4Ig6
— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) March 21, 2021
You know you're over 40 when you have "upstairs ibuprofen" and "downstairs ibuprofen."
— Kate Birdsall (@KEBirdsall) March 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/24/21
Still too small for hotels. pic.twitter.com/21Z9N1zWN4
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) March 22, 2021
Tried to impress Grandma but she shot me down hard pic.twitter.com/kPHmmwkaQa
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) March 22, 2021
This drawing is stunning...https://t.co/a016XoKBNk pic.twitter.com/MzojmexTfh
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 22, 2021
i keep seeing people trying to predict what post-vax summer fashion is going to look like and the smart money is on “entirely incoherent”. you’re going to be wearing sweat pants and a beanie while sitting next to someone in a prom dress and another person in a hazmat suit
— professional cancellation arbitration machine (@golikehellmachi) March 22, 2021
This panel is very much Elon Musk in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/Z5qSKhZqNq
— Mikko Meriläinen (@MVMerilainen) March 21, 2021
if someone talks about how they enjoyed something, that is not your cue to tell them how much you disliked it
— saira 🗡 (@sairaspooks) March 21, 2021
My friend Adrienne took her first Southwest flight since the pandemic and halfway through it the old lady sitting next to her pulled out a king crab and ate the entire thing like it was fucking Lobster Fest in row C just FYI in case you were feeling jealous of the vaccinated
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) March 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/24/21
BREAKING: AstraZeneca news gets worse:
— Apoorva Mandavilli (@apoorva_nyc) March 23, 2021
"U.S. officials and an independent panel accused AstraZeneca of essentially cherry-picking trial data on the effectiveness of its vaccine."https://t.co/1xuEa19b8c
Yup, AstraZeneca cherry picked the older numbers (79% efficacy) that looked better than the newer 69-74% efficacy with more data. That was the drama. It is such a self inflicted needless thing too. It is still very good. #COVID19 https://t.co/3UHiQemm9r
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 23, 2021
As the world reels this morning from the @AstraZeneca news, remember that this problem + the general difficulty of comparing different COVID-19 vaccines is due to a decision by the @NIH to not run head to head trials because pharma *didn't want them to*. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/Q5be5QaLdN
— James Krellenstein (@jbkrell) March 23, 2021
Devastating record of 3251 new #COVID19 deaths in a single 24 hours were recorded in Brazil 🇧🇷 today. This spike is 40% higher than recent 7 day average. Hospitals overwhelmed. Bolsonaro today also quietly installed his 4th health minister in a year. 🧵 https://t.co/77ADeukAaL pic.twitter.com/KBOb1nhMXL
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 23, 2021
7 in 10 Americans over 65 have now had their first dose of the vaccine.
— Andy Slavitt (@aslavitt46) March 23, 2021
We are on our way to making our country safer. If you haven't caught COVID-19 in the last year, now is not the time. Wear a mask until everyone has their shot.
BREAKING—“A new pandemic”—Germany 🇩🇪 announces strict Easter lockdown. "What we have is essentially a new pandemic," Merkel said. The new variant #B117 is "significantly more deadly, significantly more infectious."
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 23, 2021
I’ve warned a new #COVID19 wave coming. https://t.co/4Vqx2tvK5V pic.twitter.com/PesfWvYZYz
2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart
— Kat D (@KatPapaJohns) March 21, 2021
2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart
2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot
2023: to the left
2024: take it back now y'all
2025: cha cha real smooth
Navajo Nation has reported 0 new COVID-19 cases for the first time in six months!!!!!
— Arlyssa Becenti🗞🖊 (@ABecenti) March 22, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/24/21
Blinded By the Light 3/24/21
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Early Bird Special 3/24/21
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/23/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/23/21
Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”
— 💎 (legally) blind himbo sailor mars 🦯 💎 (@afrodykee) March 20, 2021
Love these pic.twitter.com/PbzdDsh6RM
— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021
I am a hardworking lazy person, yes we do exist.
— Gracie (@poshgracie) March 18, 2021
ok the problem with thinking "it's been a really tough week! why shouldn't i get myself a little treat" is that it's been at least 53 rough weeks in a row and the amount of little treats i now require to feel baseline happy is accelerating at a terrifying pace
— doctor peanut (@NINETIREDBUGS) March 19, 2021
Day 1 quarantine — Day 14 of quarantine. pic.twitter.com/kOEnb34HqO
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 20, 2021
I love this pic.twitter.com/lA938C0z6S
— Olly Browning (@yourolly) March 19, 2021
The Rock scrolling through the mess. 💀 pic.twitter.com/ceXMxF7rpV
— 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra) March 22, 2021
Show and Tell 3/23/21
Oh yeh? Explain this then pic.twitter.com/6LTc1tCGlF
— Phoenix Smith (@SmithyPhox) March 19, 2021
my francophone friend was just trying to recall the word nostalgia and described it as “childhood umami”
— adam wray (@terminal_avenue) March 20, 2021
no matter what you think is gonna happen in this video, you’re wrong
— Noted Elitist (@SortaBad) March 20, 2021
pic.twitter.com/DyCPp2urXj
me opening tiktok pic.twitter.com/oxxuEcQf87
— Mothman Festival Queen (@amyis_trying) March 20, 2021
this film radiates comfort pic.twitter.com/TqFyEX0q9q
— luna (@lunatically) March 20, 2021
Please come look at this tiny cat living room. pic.twitter.com/12XZEgM4id
— shopnossas.com (@indigogloves) March 19, 2021
Nextdoor doesn’t always deliver, but boy oh boy when it does... pic.twitter.com/r84NjUp7Hq
— Lynn Coady (@Lynn_Coady) March 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/23/21
Quarantine has ruined me! I now only have the capacity to do one productive thing a day and once I do it I’m out for the count!
— Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen) March 19, 2021
I don't know who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up the last eleven or so months of your regular life, being careful and socially distancing, could very well be the reason somebody else is alive today - and it will *always* have been worth it.
— Peter Hicks (@poggs) March 19, 2021
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. pic.twitter.com/NiUSwhDUSw
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) March 18, 2021
Thread:
In 2016, I received an email that knocked me off my feet. It was a tip about Jesuit priests who sold 272 people in 1838 to save Georgetown University. This wasn't news to historians, but it it astounded me. Catholic priests participated in the slave trade? Why didn’t I know? pic.twitter.com/s646raYqyr
— Rachel Swarns (@rachelswarns) March 18, 2021
https://t.co/p31rSYPhnJ pic.twitter.com/ypFKbG6AIC
— Adrian 🧐 (@Jimmer_That) March 18, 2021
Release the Mrs. Doubtfire NC-17 Cut https://t.co/0rJaYqkBhM
— Carl Franzen (@carlfranzen) March 19, 2021
listen... pic.twitter.com/HSV18CodkL
— fadumo (@saintfadumo) March 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/23/21
Fully Vaccinated and Time to Party: If You Are 70
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 22, 2021
Older Americans still make up a majority of those who have been inoculated, and many are taking advantage and venturing out. https://t.co/yp190fDvNg
the CDC changing their guidelines to indicate that 3 feet apart is a safe distance after realizing that the 6 feet apart guideline was “preventing schools from reopening” is a glaring example of the way politics often shape medical guidelines & care in the US
— Cullan (@goodposting) March 21, 2021
Krispy Kreme says anyone who shows a valid COVID-19 vaccination card will get a free Original Glazed doughnut for the remainder of 2021. And they can keep going back every single day. https://t.co/LdE8YiKzbE
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) March 22, 2021
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the underpaid person who came up with “Jane Dough” on the Krispy Kreme Covid vaccine promotion. pic.twitter.com/obeFlW9zVs
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) March 22, 2021
So grateful to have gotten vaccinated today. Protecting yourself and others is as good as it gets! pic.twitter.com/isipPkqfTZ
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) March 22, 2021
The government’s top infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci is warning the latest COVID-19 surge in Europe could be a sign of what’s to come in the U.S. https://t.co/f41BmFBzjp
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) March 22, 2021
Today’s center of the #COVIDIOTS universe is Miami Beach, Florida. pic.twitter.com/Wo8JeNfDFa
— Fernand R. Amandi (@AmandiOnAir) March 21, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/23/21
Blinded By the Light 3/23/21
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Early Bird Special 3/23/21
Monday, March 22, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/22/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/22/21
Thinking about......... the banana pose.......... pic.twitter.com/yoHX9jCSNR
— Anna 🌿 - Looking for Work! (@annacwebs) March 20, 2021
Happy 42nd Birthday to the ageless Bianca Lawson❤️ pic.twitter.com/EfyTNfSWda
— Blk Girl Culture (@blkgirlculture) March 20, 2021
Once I interviewed Snoop Dogg for a magazine, and he told me about a time he stayed in a 7-star hotel. I said, “I didn’t know a hotel can get 7 stars.” He said, “That’s ‘cause you’re not a player.” I still can’t believe how hard I walked into that.
— Alex Scordelis (@alexscordelis) March 20, 2021
— Jorge R. Gutierrez (@mexopolis) March 20, 2021
Look I will learn this hoe and do it at random places 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fOQdlWWhRO
— KXNG COOGI (@bizzy_bones24) March 19, 2021
Today I celebrate life. pic.twitter.com/vVzs1qAYvB
— Anthony Hopkins (@AnthonyHopkins) March 20, 2021
Show and Tell 3/22/21
I miss MTV playing videos all the time. That was fun.
— Young Daddy (@Toure) March 21, 2021
Aaah fuck oh no I’ve been so wrapped up in keeping my body safe from a once-a-century viral pandemic that I forgot to truly constantly obsess over its weight!!!!!!!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 21, 2021
Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 20, 2021
H ave a nap
U se the couch for napping
S leep during the day (nap)
T ake frequent naps
L ie down and nap
E njoy a nice nap
he’s having a moment pic.twitter.com/iJd4IcIks3
— Khaled. (@Lycains_) March 19, 2021
Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE
— Malcolm S. Ramsay (@malcolmsramsay) March 19, 2021
Science: please just don’t use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it’s literally destroying your circadian rhythm
Me: no
Jeff Bezos really worth 200B and aint Batman or Ironman yet. That mf a bum
— Ted E. Bear (@iSwearImMonte) March 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/22/21
my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i’ve read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert
— anica (@hog_mild) March 20, 2021
not worth the commute. https://t.co/8SFSsK6meo
— LINDSEY 👩🏿💻 🕯 (@LindseyCreated) March 20, 2021
just wanna eat inside a Wendy’s solarium again pic.twitter.com/su6ej41kjv
— MJC 🏳️🌈 (@mCase513) March 20, 2021
Woke up at 2am almost kicked the shit out my baby sittin up wit her frozen wig on thought Annabelle had my ass😭 pic.twitter.com/lpwH8LMNBr
— IG: @perdoirk_ (@stayfrea_) March 20, 2021
Legend. Where are we at on this adaptation? The children need to know their power. pic.twitter.com/dJE7A0fvQE
— tpoe (@tayarisha) March 21, 2021
My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it
— Skiñorita (@sknperfct) March 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/22/21
For nearly 2 weeks, we've been stuck at 50K new cases daily
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) March 21, 2021
in that time, we've vaccinated an additional 20M Americans
So why flat?
Its a race between vaccinations and variants
And we're running even
Opening up too fast helps the variants
I want vaccinations to win pic.twitter.com/UD8cR3OXXb
Becoming pretty clear now that dogs & cats can become infected by #B117.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 21, 2021
Also, a London hospital had noticed a sharp uptick in the number of dogs and cats with myocarditis: From Dec 2020 to Feb 2021, the incidence jumped from 1.4% to 12.8%. #COVID19 🧵
https://t.co/LsVtp6LCWy
The Covid-19 crisis in Brazil has never been worse. Nearly every Brazilian state has an ICU occupancy of 80% or higher, according to a CNN analysis of state data. The seven-day averages of both new cases and new deaths are higher than they have ever been. https://t.co/i3QQ8dcTtz
— CNN (@CNN) March 20, 2021
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UPDATED: I got the South Africa variant of #COVID19 in #Ottawa and based on public health's response, we are in BIG trouble. @OttawaHealth @COVID19Ontario A thread:
— Anita Distraction (@cirquiatric) March 19, 2021
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Fascinating report on an investigation into how a few #Covid19 cases slipped thru New Zealand's impressive quarantine net. The theory on how 2 patients got infected in the quarantine hotel — air inhaled at their room door — is a bit of an eye opener. https://t.co/M2zB7XIp5W
— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 18, 2021
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