Saturday, February 5, 2022
Friday, February 4, 2022
Feel Good Friday 2/4/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/4/22
no interviews pic.twitter.com/Wy0gfhnaT9
— Dog Solution (@DogSolutions) January 26, 2022
Dropping a bay leaf into the Kraft Mac and cheese
— dwayne (@dwayne_media) January 25, 2022
land ownership is the original NFT. oh, you "own" this piece of the ground? because it says so on that piece of paper? even though I can just walk right on it???
— 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝖛𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖞 (@sikemeay) January 25, 2022
food just tastes better in a low bowl and i’m so serious about this https://t.co/KCNcOwgOXF
— 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐦 (@callumwam) January 25, 2022
crying. pic.twitter.com/DnPnmouM2l
— JOLLY J✨ (@DynamoSuperX) January 24, 2022
Show and Tell 2/4/22
coworker relationships are crazy because we don’t hangout or talk outside of work, but i know you tried to poison your husband once
— Reagan (@ReagansTweets) January 28, 2022
i say "i'm okay" then sit in a dark room listening to music
— - ˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ (@isaiahsgrave) January 28, 2022
i want whatever the people who run at 6am have
— T 🎯 (@CodeineFridge) January 28, 2022
Good morning pic.twitter.com/OhHdSRKka0
— Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) January 28, 2022
new emoji update is designed so you can more effectively convey that this mf is eatin beans pic.twitter.com/vg9FU3hPYJ
— jay (@listenupnerds) January 28, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/4/22
Blocking, muting, deleting, unfollowing, is self care.
— 𝒦𝒥 🧊 (@fitness_kjd) January 26, 2022
Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired.
— Heather Thompson Day (@HeatherTDay) January 27, 2022
one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix’s people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said “more like walk-in phoenix” and they literally hung up on me
— trash jones (@jzux) January 27, 2022
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
— brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller) January 27, 2022
My bookshelf when I come home with new books pic.twitter.com/FzjU5PE4LT
— Shyla Watson (@shylawhittney) January 26, 2022
Multipurpose Room 2/4/22
Blinded By the Light 2/4/22
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Thursday, February 3, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/3/22
It’s been 12 years since Lady Gaga and Beyoncé straight up lied to us pic.twitter.com/BG9lsQAluV
— Joey Monda (@joey_monda) January 26, 2022
Ghost sculpture in the castle of Vezio, Italy pic.twitter.com/CtrQtsUuth
— ・✦ 𝔇𝔞𝔶𝔰𝔦 ⏾*:・ (@wildflowerdaysi) January 26, 2022
supporting the troops pic.twitter.com/KdXh5Z9nPj
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) January 26, 2022
ADORABLE duck falling asleep 🤗🤗 pic.twitter.com/59RQSkeC0n
— why you should have a duck 🦆 (@shouldhaveaduck) January 18, 2022
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
— Dr. Ji Y. Son (@cogscimom) January 26, 2022
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
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Not wordle, just a zoom class.
Show and Tell 2/3/22
weekends don’t even hit the same anymore.. everyday is just everyday
— brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller) January 28, 2022
Big news I got a little salami
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) January 28, 2022
(As a treat) pic.twitter.com/kBSFmFmsFF
this is quite a paragraph pic.twitter.com/XfohV5WVfT
— Rob Plainview (@ClooneyDisciple) January 29, 2022
my favorite npr trope is
— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) January 28, 2022
host: "woah, [data point] sounds good, right?"
correspondent: "It's not"
Anya-Taylor Joy cat https://t.co/UGRxGVCSou
— Noah Cyrus 🇰🇵 (@SexyNoahCyrus) January 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/3/22
Forget the flowers this year 💘 pic.twitter.com/XQ9K0HIrK2
— La Purisima Bakery (@PurisimaBakery) January 27, 2022
POV: you just woke up in the middle of the night and– pic.twitter.com/GNdVBH3YAt
— Cryptid Cats (@cryptidmeows) January 27, 2022
I’m officially at the age where I put lotion on my hands before bed like I’m a wife having an intense conversation with my husband on a sitcom
— samantha bush (@takeyourzoloft) January 28, 2022
Some days you're great at the CAPTCHA, some days you can't find all the boats
— Dan Perlman (@danjperlman) January 27, 2022
My biggest fear with NFTs is that they'll collapse in a gradual, boring way rather than in a rapid, funny way.
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) January 27, 2022
Multipurpose Room 2/3/22
Blinded By the Light 2/3/22
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Wednesday, February 2, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/2/22
Graphic Designer 1: Hey how can we make sure kids won't buy this album
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) January 26, 2022
Graphic Designer 2: What if we added the hardest fucking logo mankind has ever created? pic.twitter.com/r2zZWc2rNz
The entire cauliflower rice/lentil pasta industry is built on the flawed premise that what people like about carbs is the shape
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 26, 2022
Lady Gaga and Jake Gyllenhaal with very “we saw you from across the bar and are really digging your vibe” energy pic.twitter.com/LPkhFd6C7a
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) January 26, 2022
Real shit pic.twitter.com/rbSN3OFBtH
— Teenage Stepdad (@TeenageStepdad) January 26, 2022
Remember when an insanely expensive movie actually looked like it was insanely expensive. https://t.co/AoHJWgE9Sn
— Jared (@Name112a7) January 26, 2022
Show and Tell 2/2/22
“out of stock” TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN
— jamie 🛸 (@flvckojamie) January 30, 2022
— Alex (@alxmalloy) January 29, 2022
the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"
— LUCYANA (@LUCYANARANDALL) January 29, 2022
you call it anxiety i call it spidey senses
— brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller) January 29, 2022
at night I walk around my apartment with the lights off using my phones flashlight like I’m a governess with a candelabra in a gothic novel
— patrick keene (@doo_kee) January 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/2/22
— petfinder names (@petfindernames) January 27, 2022
im in my shell era (where i am a shell of a person)
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) January 28, 2022
Without caffeine I wouldn’t have the explosive energy required to sit in a chair all day every day.
— Reuven Perlman (@ReuvenPerlman) January 27, 2022
There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008
— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) January 28, 2022
To the women next door who has been blasting Adele on repeat all day and singing/sobbing at the top of her lungs…I’m sure he didn’t deserve you.
— Josh Delaney (@jddelaney) January 27, 2022
Multipurpose Room 2/2/22
Blinded By the Light 2/2/22
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Tuesday, February 1, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/1/22
Today my doctor said “you look extra pale, have you been feeling okay?” and I responded “this is just how I look in January” and she wrote that down.
— Kim Quindlen (@kimquindlen) January 26, 2022
girl bossing pic.twitter.com/GdejsT1oVg
— A✰ (@madeoflavenderr) January 26, 2022
When I remember to cancel my subscription before the free trial is over pic.twitter.com/2igw9cswwL
— bree (@breefrmtx) January 26, 2022
I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I’ve been losing my mind, let’s catch up soon
— e taylor (@erinisaway) January 26, 2022
Lady Gaga for Deadline by Josh Telles. pic.twitter.com/hguF6i84CA
— GAGAIMAGES 📸 (@gagaimages) January 26, 2022
Show and Tell: 2/1/22
It’s their time pic.twitter.com/JJjHEUb415
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) January 29, 2022
It took me 25 years of practicing medicine to learn the power of this phrase: “I don’t know what this is but I believe you and we’ll work to figure it out”
— Hutch in Zen (@DocHutch) January 29, 2022
That suit ugly as hell… https://t.co/lih2UX6Z7F
— Niggaola is joking (@Niggaolas) January 29, 2022
dogs are so cool man they're basically just cartoons you can hang out with https://t.co/SyRdUiCMMJ
— big man at the rim (@bobby) January 29, 2022
— ℮oin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) January 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/1/22
Kim is wearing Vans. I repeat, Kim is wearing Vans. The transformation has begun. pic.twitter.com/8dVLEkPyCX
— samantha bush (@takeyourzoloft) January 29, 2022
This has just made me laugh insensibly pic.twitter.com/RO8enHpZkB
— Sawney Rawbone (@danieljmckee) January 28, 2022
Everyone treats their 30s like their 20s until they suffer The Injury
— Sarah K. (@SarahKomedy) January 28, 2022
My dog has no idea that I pay an extra $50 a month in rent for her to live here and it makes me sick
— Rob the Gemini 🏳️🌈 (@RobMakesComics) January 28, 2022
What do women want? Easy! They want pasta in a heavy cream sauce
— virginia dickens (@va_dickens) January 28, 2022
Show and Tell : Overflow Edition 3/1/22
let’s discuss pic.twitter.com/1cm0FAZZVv
— joe (@KidneysJoe) February 23, 2022
being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard 😭
— ٰ (@httpkyliee) February 22, 2022
So my 5 month old does this thing where after I pat him on the back to burp he pats me 😂 pic.twitter.com/R6KOxPUOfV
— Maybe: JustBobby➐ (@JustBobby6_) February 21, 2022
I told my newsletter subscribers last week and now it’s time to introduce the new member of the family to you. I got her for Christmas! pic.twitter.com/lZxYIgzPXU
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) February 22, 2022
me tracking my package 5 minutes after I just ordered it pic.twitter.com/a7MT9Jpa21
— ً (@cIutchs) February 21, 2022
Multipurpose Room 2/1/22
Blinded By the Light 2/1/22
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Monday, January 31, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/31/22
SVU is like "this episode does not depict any actual person or event -- anyway here's tragic young pageant star Jondalay Ramby"
— Cat Zini (@CatZini) January 26, 2022
literally everyone needs to see this video pic.twitter.com/8v71gwqMxr
— Qwobby (@Qwobby3) January 25, 2022
pondering his orb pic.twitter.com/CnIXmgzHtf
— 💬 (@AnarchistHimbo) January 25, 2022
wordle is a rare reminder of what the web used to be like. its there for its own sake.
— retro gerry (@retro_gerry) January 26, 2022
its free from adverts. there no subscription or sign up page. all the usual self promotion baggage that most ftp games have isnt there, even share your score doesnt have a backlink.
its nice.
Mood pic.twitter.com/HHh09IH5J4
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) January 27, 2022
Show and Tell 1/31/22
been laughing at this all morning thank you very much. pic.twitter.com/VyjeHENRXR
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) January 29, 2022
carb/tomato/cheese is the best thing our species has ever done. pizza? perfect. quesadilla with salsa? genius. grilled cheese with ketchup or tomato soup? joyful. pasta with marinara and parm? beautiful. carb/tomato/cheese CARB/TOMATO/CHEESE
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) January 30, 2022
I bring to you the best sound bite of all time about snow.#WBZThisMorning @AnnaMeiler pic.twitter.com/esr09yBXFb
— Liam Martin (@LiamWBZ) January 29, 2022
Welp… I’m not leaving the house today. pic.twitter.com/fnJK4ogdkW
— Stephanie THEE Union Rep 💛🐝 (@MrsBenTarr) January 29, 2022
4yo: Mom found this house and no one was home there, so we just went in.
— Renée Agatep (@GoingByRenee) January 29, 2022
Him: You... just went in?
4yo: Yeah. Just looked around at their stuff.
(A museum. I took them to a museum.)
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/31/22
Please enjoy this video of a baby eating queso for the first time pic.twitter.com/vqW6QgvMUI
— Alexis Benveniste (@apbenven) January 27, 2022
Same energy pic.twitter.com/F8BTRCyesd
— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chasten) January 28, 2022
— norah (@norrruhhh) January 27, 2022
Four-year-old had one last quick question before bed, the question was "How does the human body work?"
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) January 28, 2022
Joni Mitchell announced Friday that she will join her friend Neil Young in pulling her music off of Spotify https://t.co/ImqlAms3lz
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 29, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/31/22
I hate to be the one to break this bad news, but guys, things are never going to return to "normal" and neither are you. Plan accordingly.
— Amy Barnhorst, MD (@amybarnhorst) January 26, 2022
Can someone explain to me how the push for “normalcy” isn’t setting the stage for a super variant or why we shouldn’t expect that to happen?
— We Can Build A Better World 🕊 (@BreeNewsome) January 26, 2022
Russia reports 113,122 new coronavirus cases, the biggest one-day increase on record, and 668 new deaths
— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) January 29, 2022
Romney tests positive for coronavirus https://t.co/3QzMeZAvY5 pic.twitter.com/QSJP5FKndg
— The Hill (@thehill) January 29, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/31/22
Blinded By the Light 1/31/22
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Early Bird Special 1/31/22
Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Girardi dismissed from fraud lawsuit against Tom Girardi.
Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her feelings towards Dakota Johnson.
Ashley Benson and G-Eazy are back together.