Monday, January 26, 2015

Outtie Original Blind Item - Everybody Gets Something

These two couples have been spotted hanging out together recently. I use the term couple loosely, because neither is legitimate, but everyone is getting something out of their arrangement. Couple One consists of a male who is getting free exposure and promotion for his projects, and a female who needs to publicly distance herself from her ex in a bid to revamp her image. Couple Two consists of a male who loves himself some facial hair (ahem), and a female who is hoping to parlay the relationship into a career in the spotlight.

Couple One Male:

Couple One Female:

Couple Two Male:

Couple Two Female:
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30 comments:

  1. Bacon RanchJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:22 AM

    The Clooneys and..?

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  2. ticklemyfancyJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:30 AM

    Couple One-Vergara and Manginello.Couple Two-Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhal

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    1. Bacon RanchJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:32 AM

      NICE, haha 'some facial hair' beard, yes?

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    2. SherryJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:19 AM

      My first thought was Manjello and Vergara too. Not sure about couple #2 however.

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    3. TigercatJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:11 PM

      Solid answer @tickle!

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  3. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    Couple #1 could be JLo/new co star boy toy/Casper cheating scandal or her recent comments about her ugly exes lately

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  4. ethorneJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:33 AM

    I think @tickle got it!

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    1. VIPblondeJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:36 AM

      I don't know, I'm getting a Cubsfan vibe from couple two ;)

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2015 at 10:46 AM

    Here we go. Couple 1 Selena Gomez and BF, couple 2 Zac Efron and GF

    http://m.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/selena-gomez-zedd-double-date-with-zac-efron-and-girlfriend-sami-miro-2015241

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  6. ethorneJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:16 AM

    Ok, ya'll convinced me. If this was a KJE blind, it would be both. :D

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  7. SherryJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:21 AM

    Where does the facial hair come in on either on that young couple? Seems like Jakey is always sporting hair or now a days looks like Matthew McC..

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    1. ethorneJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:28 AM

      @Sherry- I think they're referring to a beard of the female variety.

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    2. SherryJanuary 26, 2015 at 2:07 PM

      Ohhhhh..I never got that ethorne. Thanks.

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  8. meJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    Ryan Reynold and Blake Lively for second place couple. Agreed about Sophia and Joe for first couple.

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  9. SugarTitzJanuary 26, 2015 at 11:45 AM

    agreed fakety fake snorfia and big gay joe for 1
    2. jake and his beard(s) and ruth (i want a career dammit) wilson
    joe's workout books stripper documentaries....

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    1. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:00 PM

      Hey sugarboo. I left you my notes on Girls late yesterday. I'm going to watch it again later. Hope all is well

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    2. SugarTitzJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:06 PM

      yup i saw your notes. spot on as usual..

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    3. SugarTitzJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:09 PM

      i have said all along snorfia never broke up with nick she needs joe for pr because the minivan majority turned on her for letting her man treat her like crap and keep taking him back. he's the biggest gayelle on the block and used to be a back page gay escort.. note he NEVER talks about odd jobs he had until he made it big..

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    4. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:28 PM

      That Onion Crunch douche gives me the heebie jeebies like no other

      And stop avoiding my question, dammit: ARE YOU WATCHING BROAD CITY?! I don't want to do recaps or anything but you better do us both a favor and get on that immediately if you are failing me on this

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    5. SugarTitzJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:34 PM

      i have bc dvrd as soon as i watch them all i'll recap ok

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    6. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 26, 2015 at 12:41 PM

      Aye, aye, matey!
      Do whatever you want, but just watch it already! I will be very surprised if you don't like it.
      You are the bestest!

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  10. ceceJanuary 26, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    Sofia is not showing any better judgment getting engaged after a few weeks to some random than dating that Nick guy. Even if it is fake, this new relationship is not helping her, IMHO. But as my mother always says, "Actors and actresses are just one step above circus people."

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  11. ticklemyfancyJanuary 26, 2015 at 2:08 PM

    Will these Outtie blinds ever be revealed I wonder?

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    1. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:20 PM

      @Tickle- I believe so. Outtie did the first round of Anarchy reveals over the holidays. Can't remember if it was Christmas or New Years though

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  12. WendyJanuary 26, 2015 at 4:04 PM

    This is def. Selena and Zedd and Zac and Sami Miro.

    I was hoping Zedd and Selena were real tho, they are so cute. I guess nothing is real in hollyweird tho.

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  13. BasilJanuary 26, 2015 at 4:12 PM

    For some reason I was thinking Casper smart fits into this mix somehow as the beard guy

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