Friday, May 29, 2020
Feel Good Friday 5/29/20
Show and Tell Part Deux 5/29/20
For the last time, we only rate dogs. Whoever dropped a scoop of oreo ice cream on the floor please come pick it up. Thank you... 13/10 pic.twitter.com/kP2Y7aRUHl— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 27, 2020
After you defeat the early book nooks, you face the final boss pic.twitter.com/ck1YWud50C— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) May 28, 2020
The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I liked a show just because I watched 13 hours of it— tignotaro (@TigNotaro) May 27, 2020
soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 27, 2020
YALL NOTICED THEM SCAM LIKELY CALLS STOPPED ?🤔YEA THEM MFS LOST THEY JOB TOO 😂😂— 𝐊𝐢𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐢𝐂 🪁 (@ThaaBraat) May 26, 2020
muhammad ali: float like a butterfly— randy (@randypaint) May 27, 2020
jellyfish: done
muhammad ali: sting like a bee
jellyfish: i am nailing this
Show and Tell 5/29/20
LA, if you're curious whether all these businesses opening back up this week means it's safe to go out, consider that the one industry where rich people have to put in long hours next to working class people, film and TV production, isn't even close to starting back up.— Andrew Ti (@ANDREWTI) May 29, 2020
Just spat out my coffee https://t.co/TCrYCDBXPo pic.twitter.com/rIoGQspJDh— Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter) May 28, 2020
Lulu pumps up. pic.twitter.com/07vCYUdI1g— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) May 28, 2020
Mia asked me if the police think black people don’t pay taxes. I asked her what does taxes have to do with being black or the police. She then said “it’s irrational to kill someone who pays your salary. They must not think we pay taxes.”— Michelle Bhasin (@michellebhasin) May 28, 2020
She’s 10.
Fingers crossed. pic.twitter.com/Rd7B2gTWFw— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) May 28, 2020
Multipurpose Room 5/29/20
Blinded By the Light 5/29/20
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Early Bird Special 5/29/20
Kyle Martino reflects back on marriage to Eva Amurri.
Gary Busey reveals near death experience after brain surgery.
Pretty Little Liars star Sasha Pieterse is pregnant.
Thursday, May 28, 2020
Show and Tell Part Deux 5/28/20
Made a mask out of a photo of my face printed on cotton & I gotta say it’s... exactly as disturbing as I thought it would be pic.twitter.com/h8QN4Nh2rD
— Christopher Miller (@chrizmillr) May 27, 2020
4yo: Turtles only eat lettuce.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) May 27, 2020
Me: Okay.
4yo: I need some lettuce.
Me: [Hands him a tissue]: Here. Lettuce for your turtle.
4yo: THAT’S NOT REAL LETTUCE.
Me: THAT’S NOT A REAL TURTLE!
4yo: HE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S NOT REAL!
Me: IT’S... wait... that’s deep.
I will stop and watch this and cry laughing every time it comes across the TL https://t.co/YYzSuILaHW
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 27, 2020
whales have big feelings call that having emoceans
— whalefact (@awhalefact) May 26, 2020
Everyone I know is just awake like 20 hours a day now.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 27, 2020
she ate him omg 💔 https://t.co/bETixsqAhx
— aaron (@baeronchan) May 26, 2020
Show and Tell 5/28/20
No groups over 10 people? There goes my sex life!
— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) May 27, 2020
My friend found a listing for an otherwise normal mcmansion that seemingly has a little.... fake... town (?) in the basement pic.twitter.com/0VFT6LDgoW
— Filthiest Poster Alive (@victoriaxxviii) May 27, 2020
Just in time https://t.co/eLTVKhqfKI
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) May 27, 2020
June’s fighter has entered the ring pic.twitter.com/4dkoOJesG8
— the drake gatsby 🏠 (@DrakeGatsby) May 26, 2020
I absolutely love @NiecyNash for this. The sad part is that situations keep coming up requiring it to be reposted. #amycopper #AmyCooper pic.twitter.com/b9lGA8dkkR
— Tony D (@demond218) May 27, 2020
Multipurpose Room 5/28/20
Blinded By the Light 5/28/20
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Early Bird Special 5/28/20
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Show and Tell Part Deux 5/27/20
I’ve been told I needed a spice rack in my kitchen. Did I do this right? pic.twitter.com/NtNXK4gco8— Yann (@yannhatchuel) May 25, 2020
So my Dad made good use of his time in lockdown and built a huge laughing Kookaburra. pic.twitter.com/UGVC4dZsCL— Rafaan (@RafaanDaliri) May 26, 2020
Asked a French teenager how confinement went with her parents & younger siblings. Her response: "folklorique."— Lauren Collins (@laurenzcollins) May 26, 2020
my boyfriend is watching golden girls in the other room and an episode just ended and i heard him clap for a really long time— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) May 26, 2020
Did a guillotine write this? https://t.co/kcNjosYn7R— Adam Rothman (@arothmanhistory) May 25, 2020
Show and Tell 5/27/20
losing my shit over this post pic.twitter.com/ztgGdTonLu— ✨ SEABIES ✨ (@radicalseabies) May 26, 2020
Wow well done! 👍 pic.twitter.com/qgqf7ouN82— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) May 26, 2020
— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) May 26, 2020
Stevie Nicks is the ORIGINAL bad bitch. She got her exboyfriend to sing and play guitar on songs about him being an asshole. #StevieNicks— Baron Von Douche (@robwalton30) May 26, 2020
I’m annoying but it’s like .. who isn’t— SZA (@sza) May 26, 2020
Show and Tell: The Prequel 5/27/20
setting up my ring light to talk to my therapist— fat jon boyega (@larryowenslive) May 26, 2020
I keep thinking about those apps that run in the background draining the battery on your phone and how that is what my pandemic anxiety is like. Just going about my day as usual and then suddenly I’m at 0%— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) May 26, 2020
The #1 funniest thing about old Hollywood is that we're supposed to believe Vincent Price was scary. He ALWAYS seemed like a nice gay man. Like if he's gonna kill you with anything it's going to be wonderful Gene Tierney stories.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 26, 2020
I am glad I went grey before this Pandemic. Small comfort. Please be safe everyone. I can’t wait - but will - to see you again in person. pic.twitter.com/rhIIZhWKR1— paget brewster (@pagetpaget) May 25, 2020
yall will be scared of tik tok strawberry bugs but haven’t washed your pillow case in a month— giabuchi (@jaboukie) May 26, 2020
nobody supports you like a social media friend that you’ve never met ✨— Talia Trilogy (@TaliaTrilogy) May 24, 2020
Multipurpose Room 5/27/20
Blinded By the Light 5/27/20
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Early Bird Special 5/27/20
Steve Buschemi was profiled by GQ.
Chrissy Teigen is ditching her implants.
Actor Richard Herd has passed away at the age of 87.
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
Deep Thoughts 5/26/20
Show and Tell Part Deux 5/26/20
There are more sonic commercials than sonics— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 25, 2020
Open for a surprise pic.twitter.com/rVHx5R8fEx— Adorable Cat Pics (@Adorable_Cats_) May 23, 2020
I love having my period in quarantine it gives me so much more time to focus on being a bitch— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 24, 2020
I’m cackling pic.twitter.com/JCpCngXaf3— 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢 🦇 (@babyxvamp) May 23, 2020
never gets old pic.twitter.com/qnfYa3hDVp— cam (@CDWritten) May 23, 2020
Show and Tell 5/26/20
— aaron. 🛡️ (@_fluoreszent) May 23, 2020
good morning to everybody especially these two cowboy hat wearing smiley frogs that I found on tiktok pic.twitter.com/Bgnn7FZfc7— bessy (@albuspottrs) May 24, 2020
Medical lab tech Katie Corley coughed on two petri dishes, one while wearing a mask, and one without a mask. (From her public FB post.) pic.twitter.com/Ez65r2lE2r— Sophie Rapp (@SophieSRapp) May 25, 2020
i used to work at a gym and one time my bosses went to the side of a group meeting for a 20 min private talk and held a ball over their faces instead of walking to a different room...think it’s finally time to share pic.twitter.com/VtNzwwBZHl— holmes holmes (@_holmes_holmes) May 25, 2020
QUARANTINE IN A NUTSHELL pic.twitter.com/D0jif7vU0w— lacanás (@killercookie77) May 23, 2020
Show and Tell 33 1/3 5/26/20
My fiancé and I painted exactly one wall in our apt. So I decided to secretly make it an HGTV show. pic.twitter.com/9n2c8kZ5Iw— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 24, 2020
if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay— weird al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
Current state of mind: Decided to “treat myself” and break out a new kitchen sponge.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2020
I've recently learned that I'm not responsible enough to raise a cast iron skillet.— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) May 24, 2020
Grandma’s genes really hit copy n paste huh pic.twitter.com/oOtKHl8aSQ— shelby🇲🇽 (@contrashelby) May 23, 2020
I just turned out these cake layers and said “Two cakes, both alike... in dignity” and my husband immediately responded “Montague and Choculet” and this is why we have been married for 15 years pic.twitter.com/Vc9UpDtjFd— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) May 24, 2020
this is definitely one of the darker/better ones pic.twitter.com/o1FaGHUU7Y— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) May 24, 2020
Show and Tell: The Prequel 5/26/20
this guy in Grease is supposed to be a teenager pic.twitter.com/1aVd42XT0s— Achilles Stamatelaky (@astamate) May 24, 2020
Netflix and chill? Haha. How about Criterion and CELIBACY!? Hahaha— m a x w i t t e r t (@waxmittert) May 24, 2020
Dated a guy in a frat who had a playlist entitled “if girls show up”— Annie Hamilton (@ANNIE_HAM) May 24, 2020
One of the gifts this quarantine has given me is the opportunity to see just how much of what I used to do was filler & totally unnecessary. I was just really flattered to be asked most of the time. I guess I mistakenly took being busy for being successful. They are not the same.— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) May 24, 2020
tonight.. we dine like kings pic.twitter.com/bcO9UWPkof— Eclair Pupperdog ✨ (@eclairpupperdog) May 24, 2020
if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols pic.twitter.com/2LNCjqEFtc— beth (@bethbourdon) May 24, 2020
Multipurpose Room 5/26/20
Blinded By the Light 5/26/20
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Early Bird Special 5/26/20
Mary-Kate Olsen officially files for divorce on the first day that New York courts begin accepting divorces again.
Riverdale's Lily Reinhart and Cole Sprouse have broken up.
Elon Musk and Grimes have finally settled on a baby name that the state of California will accept.
Monday, May 25, 2020
Show and Tell Part Deux 5/25/20
The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you’re not careful.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2020
I can’t stop watching this 😭 Please be safe this holiday weekend! pic.twitter.com/LAiNjGS9Yc— Staying in the Game (@AdrienneLaw) May 23, 2020
no offense but if someone’s excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, ur the worst type of person— 𝒿𝑒𝓃 (@smhhjen) May 22, 2020
she’s not that innocent. https://t.co/naRLerWXSr— luckie (@humansrlosers) May 22, 2020
I ain’t no role model I ain’t no public figure im a cunt and a good looking 1 LG x— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 23, 2020
Show and Tell 5/25/20
My dad discovered today that one of the hummingbirds in their backyard made a huge mistake pic.twitter.com/LsuE2l4t83— JRo (@AReallyCoolDog) May 24, 2020
Knight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger pic.twitter.com/7C6Gq6Kn5u— Samara Ginsberg (@samaracello) May 23, 2020
Some guy said to me “take your mask off, baby” and wow they actually found something more annoying than “you should smile”— Tiffany Vazquez 🇵🇷 (@filmiliarface) May 22, 2020
the only wipe it challenge that matters pic.twitter.com/fEsRC8qB58— 🍍 (@_smolpineapple) May 23, 2020
c’mon man pic.twitter.com/Ly3H7btvsi— orgy “2.0” agamben (@orgy_o_agamben) May 23, 2020
Show and Tell: 33 1/3 5/25/20
How is FedEx still trying to pull "we tried to deliver but you weren't home?" I'm the most home I've ever been.— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 22, 2020
HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this profound and heartbreakingly candid insight into Modern Life will shake you to the core (Pilates 101) pic.twitter.com/aVXCfvAyfd— Sam Neill (@TwoPaddocks) May 23, 2020
A writer headed to the fridge after revising one (1) sentence pic.twitter.com/mw4yUWCyjz— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) May 21, 2020
olivia munn trained six to seven hours daily for five months, dedicated herself to sword fighting, and immersed herself in the history of psylocke, just so that x-men apocalypse could use her for two minutes of wordless cgi action— William Yu (@its_willyu) May 22, 2020
i think about this a lot pic.twitter.com/Crvm206eFG
This moth exists in nature and it’s ON MY DECK pic.twitter.com/frBXkvav3d— Rebecca Lavoie (@reblavoie) May 21, 2020
Show and Tell: The Prequel 5/25/20
please don't be mad at your body if it gets bigger while keeping you alive during a damn pandemic.— king crissle (@crissles) May 22, 2020
Pop culture quiz pt 5 (Call Me Maybe and Flossing) pic.twitter.com/G3rckM1Dqs— Mandy Patinkin (@PatinkinMandy) May 22, 2020
My son and I are making homemade ice cream. Because why spend $5 on a tub from the store when you can use $30 in ingredients and completely trash your kitchen.— Gen (@ScudderGen) May 21, 2020
It is with camaraderie and a little hesitation that I remind you & my pride that it is once again #Caturday since this is how last Saturday ended. They obviously take advantage of the day. Dzikus has to settle for the tree. Photo by @YMPhillips #HappyCaturday pic.twitter.com/lFASaxErLE— Lou Diamond Phillips (@LouDPhillips) May 23, 2020
medical professional dealing with an unruly patient trying to remove his mask— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) May 23, 2020
(andresantosvet IG) pic.twitter.com/TNRlZhUu1D
Multipurpose Room 5/25/20
Blinded By the Light 5/25/20
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