Saturday, March 20, 2021
Friday, March 19, 2021
Feel Good Friday 3/19/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/19/21
look at my new dishes....they are incredible. pic.twitter.com/bX9x3716X3
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) March 16, 2021
1:23 PM
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) March 16, 2021
πΈ: Karen Gault pic.twitter.com/wcDG2N825P
my body: something hurts
— Haley Mlotek (@haleymlotek) March 16, 2021
me: oh no! what's wrong?
my body: it's a secret ;)
Reunited and it feels so good π (with @ErinAndrews) π₯° pic.twitter.com/2EGdfGmeXX
— Tom Bergeron (@Tom_Bergeron) March 18, 2021
this item will never reveal its secrets to me, and i am ok with that pic.twitter.com/7S74rp9xJJ
— monicaheisey (@monicaheisey) March 18, 2021
This is my spiritual lift for the day. Will keep my mind returning to this whenever I can. https://t.co/Gxn61JTr8T
— Sherrilyn Ifill (@Sifill_LDF) March 18, 2021
Show and Tell 3/19/21
whenever I feel highly anxious, I lay in bed for 5-6 hours and it does not help! Hope this helps π
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) March 15, 2021
Ask yourself:
— Louis Evans (@louisevanswrite) March 16, 2021
Could this meeting be a zoom?
Could this zoom be a phone call?
Could this phone call be an email?
Could this email be a text?
Could this text be unsent?
Could we in silence retreat to the forest?
Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?
it's dasani https://t.co/GuxlHFLgG8
— my pal andy™ (@andylevy) March 16, 2021
tim curry will always understand the assignment pic.twitter.com/Jvfc7jRFsS
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 16, 2021
I miss walking out of a theater after watching a movie and feeling like i just got back to reality from another dimension
— π‘πΈππͺπ π (@Luh_Scoop) March 16, 2021
Me when other Other people
— ً (@imHoeIess) March 16, 2021
People are sleepin when Im sleepin pic.twitter.com/z8DsJ3GeIz
death on vacation ignoring the “re: Prince Philip” in his inbox pic.twitter.com/xc0uNzBrut
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) March 16, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/19/21
lenny kravitz at 56 vs me at 26 pic.twitter.com/HhKj7249St
— D (@kingdeficit) March 16, 2021
This website is free pic.twitter.com/ZP2h2g6GAR
— ˗ΛΛuΔ±ΚΚΚdΙΙΙΉΙΛΛ˗πKing of the Reply Guysπ¨️π±ππ (@creeptwin) March 17, 2021
Okay this is single handedly the best piece of content to ever be made.
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) March 17, 2021
Sound ON pic.twitter.com/jcvqaQQk5W
Did my last ever ollie 540 today. You can compare it with my first one 32 years ago. This one meant a lot to me https://t.co/tExDDRFzb4 pic.twitter.com/Ggql2uADtg
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 18, 2021
Daphne is a problem. Everybody else looking like they are being chased... Daph? Hunting. https://t.co/UIW081IRl8
— Joe Briggs, Esq. (@JoeBriggsEsq) March 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/19/21
100 million shots since January 20– 58 days. 42 days ahead of @POTUS commitment.
— Andy Slavitt @ π‘πΊπΈ (@ASlavitt) March 18, 2021
-Now averaging 2.5 million/day & growing
-Accelerated production, speed & distribution
-Added hundreds of vaccine sites & thousands of vaccinators
-65% of seniors have their first shots
I look at cases increasing in Europe with high levels of masking and closed restaurants, and I worry.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) March 18, 2021
Worry variants will drive a 4th surge here.
Worry more dangerous variants may emerge with more uncontrolled spread.
Worry we won't have patience needed to keep the upper hand.
I stood in an overflow line for most of the day and got my first shot of Moderna, yay thanks science! π
— Alex Winter (@Winter) March 18, 2021
Here's how it's working in LA- they're offering 40% more vaccines in lower income neighborhoods and there aren't enough people to meet supply so there's surplus. I feel great!
Thread:
Over past week, number of infections in U.S. has stopped declining
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) March 18, 2021
At about 50K infections every day
About where we were at height of summer surge
Why the stall?
Suspect B.1.1.7 is now starting to really have an effect
And states are opening up
This is a problem
Thread
SARS-CoV-2 blazed across the world because it is so often spread by people who don't know they are infected.
— Dr. Angela Rasmussen (@angie_rasmussen) March 18, 2021
Reckoning with symptomless transmission is crucial to ending the pandemic, as Dr. @SaskiaPopescu and I argue in our new piece in @ScienceMagazine.https://t.co/qjrkdy4L8b
Multipurpose Room 3/19/21
Blinded By the Light 3/19/21
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Early Bird Special 3/19/21
Thursday, March 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/18/21
Years ago, I had a student, a former figure model who had been a muse, inspiring all of these well known artists, and she was now writing her memoir. And she said to me once, with heart-stopping directness, “Arrogance is a sign of unhappiness.” And I never forgot it.
— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) March 16, 2021
$1400 well spentππ» pic.twitter.com/aJHBdw9wzP
— Espitia_TZ (@espitia713) March 15, 2021
Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) March 15, 2021
Touch your toe if you’re cute. pic.twitter.com/V4Oca6YZmY
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) March 15, 2021
Thread:
I'm probably really late to this--
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) March 15, 2021
But it was a breakthrough moment when I realized that meditation and daily affirmations as an adult are necessary for de-programming negative inner voices we receive from childhood, bad relationships, white supremacy, patriarchy, etc, etc.
when I say “ten years ago” I’m either referring to 1990 or last March and you’ll simply have to guess which
— Owl! at the Library π΄π§♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) March 16, 2021
“I’m from the DMV”
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) March 15, 2021
My brain: “this person is from the department of motor vehicles.”
Show and Tell 3/18/21
what the fuck is this. i'm fucking pissed dude. pic.twitter.com/cBMAmEFiPN
— daniel plus (@thegoldenidle) March 12, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
— sofi (@yungnastybitch) March 12, 2021
Me at McDonald’s: bring me the clown
2 hr Movie 10 hr TV series pic.twitter.com/pIHII7dPxG
— BLACKSWAN STAN ACCOUNT (@BrianYoungeArs) March 12, 2021
Saying ohhhhhhhhhh when you still don't understand>>>
— π€ (@selvaggio_imman) March 11, 2021
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
— valeria vendetta (@valvsval) March 15, 2021
Hayao Miyazaki's response to the box office success of the Demon Slayer movie: “I don’t watch TV, I don’t watch movies. I’m a retired old man picking up trash.” https://t.co/qmTjJD6Shp pic.twitter.com/SFehRq715q
— Eric Vilas-Boas (@e_vb_) March 15, 2021
The neighborhood kids left a stick pile and wrote in sidewalk chalk, “For dogs, grab a stick here. Please take one.” and it’s maybe the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen π pic.twitter.com/UlnA0fH5tL
— Amy Brittain (@AmyJBrittain) March 16, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/18/21
Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) March 15, 2021
Say hello to the latest addition to the family. She's the tiny (but fierce) ball of fur we call Molly Mae Hamill ❤️
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 15, 2021
With a very special thanks to #TobiesSmallDogRescue π pic.twitter.com/MlUpjnkFOZ
Y'all gotta quit lying to young writers and telling them they need to write everyday. Nah, y'all need to go watch a movie. Listen to folklore. Talk to your friends. That's what's going to make the work sing. I think we forget that being a human is central to being an artist too.
— Leah says WEAR A MASK! (@byleahjohnson) March 15, 2021
I am gaining weight and making food choices as if I’m going to play Bridget Jones’s much curvier aunt.
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 16, 2021
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Paris Hilton for Lanvin SS2021 π€© pic.twitter.com/914okNXXMV
— Alyssa Vingan (@alyssavingan) March 15, 2021
tale as old as time
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 15, 2021
song as old as rhyme
lone cow at the beach pic.twitter.com/E9fZg2FB5c
me: I like something
— paulΛ£ (@dearapriII) March 15, 2021
somebody in my replies: I didn’t
me: pic.twitter.com/CsCpogzVQ6
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/18/21
Brazil's latest #COVID19 wave is becoming tragic beyond measure. π§π· has “plunged into crisis”. Patients are dying waiting for ICU beds. #P1 variant is 2-2.5x faster transmission. More younger 20-30s patients now dying, unlike before.π§΅
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 17, 2021
Thx @MattRiversCNNpic.twitter.com/zqEzlav4Ix
All Iowa adults will be eligible to receive the coronavirus vaccine on April 5, Gov. Kim Reynolds has announced.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 17, 2021
All Nevada adults will be eligible to receive the coronavirus vaccine on April 5, Gov. Steve Sisolak has announced.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 18, 2021
Coronavirus reinfections are relatively rare, but it's more common for people 65 and older to get infected more than once, according to a new study https://t.co/j2XAeu0Wvf
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) March 17, 2021
The Biden administration announced that it will spend $10 billion to expand coronavirus testing for schools.
— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) March 17, 2021
The CDC will provide technical assistance to state and local health departments to set up school testing programs where they don't yet exist. https://t.co/fQe81bB7e7
Multipurpose Room 3/18/21
Blinded By the Light 3/18/21
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Early Bird Special 3/18/21
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/17/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/17/21
this photo series of Martha Stewart absolutely faded taking mirror selfies is about to be me in every club bathroom once the world opens back up pic.twitter.com/yAUaWTLlYA
— Eli Wilson Pelton (@eliwilsonpelton) March 13, 2021
Bosses: You don’t need a union. We’re all family here. pic.twitter.com/r0B4Ekr0zC
— Dank Left (@dank_left) March 12, 2021
I hate figs so much and wow, this just gave me new ammunition. https://t.co/ihqTRUSmOZ
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) March 14, 2021
I just finished Day 17 of my 30 yoga challenge which I accepted 366 days ago. If I can stay on pace I shall complete this 30 day challenge in thirteen years.
— Glennon Doyle (@GlennonDoyle) March 13, 2021
When you don't have time for this crap. pic.twitter.com/JzfWuh8dEz
— π πΊπππ πΆππΎππΎπ (@Wieneraaron) March 13, 2021
Brussels sprouts Brussels sprouts
— π✌πΎ (@fmason3) March 13, 2021
as a child. as an adult. pic.twitter.com/cKv3f6elUE
sorry i didn’t text you back i was naming five things i can see. four things i can touch. three things i can hear. two things i can smell. one thing i can taste
— anja (@internetanja) March 12, 2021
Show and Tell 3/17/21
We need to talk about Rebecca in Ted Lasso being the Shame Nun pic.twitter.com/GpJFBIW8do
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) March 14, 2021
Lick the back of it like a stamp https://t.co/4ily5ZKDfg
— jiggs #SSHπΌπΎOTW (@Jiggs285) March 13, 2021
Please why is this so funny pic.twitter.com/cu2yTCY1EU
— Confetti Grave (@coffinelf) March 14, 2021
My mom used to have to limit my number of books from the library to six or seven at a time and now I can’t read an article without yawning half way through.
— Mars (@MarsinCharge) March 14, 2021
"Earth is exactly at the crossover point; in the year 2020 (± 6), the anthropogenic mass, which has recently doubled roughly every 20 years, will surpass all global living biomass."
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) March 14, 2021
Human made mass now outweighs all living biomass.https://t.co/PnZURLREBohttps://t.co/INJDC7Mpy5 pic.twitter.com/ks929PLzTx
this, because when you actually get into her backstory — she really has every right to be carrying the way she does. https://t.co/WmP7mUUKCr
— ππππππ πππππππ (@rocketzpower) March 13, 2021
Birth certificates have gotta be the most pointless documents. Why do I have to prove that I was born? I’m literally right here.
— Drew Gooden (@drewisgooden) March 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/17/21
The actual people from *THAT* meme, 10 years on ...
— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) March 13, 2021
. pic.twitter.com/SjW7PAwMbk
Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist. pic.twitter.com/g858cdKKGm
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) March 12, 2021
... pic.twitter.com/WTb18Wj6OK
— Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01) March 12, 2021
Just realized that the Itsy Bitsy Spider is Sisyphus for toddlers.
— Jennifer Wortman (@wrefinnej) March 12, 2021
WHAT pic.twitter.com/xHWoZDYijT
— Nori Reed (@nori_reed) March 13, 2021
She breaks down in one minute something that I’ve been telling about for decades. Damn. Just watch this whole thing. pic.twitter.com/wNpelrG4d0
— Bhavik Lathia (@bhaviklathia) March 12, 2021
me pretending to have 5 years experience at an entry level interview pic.twitter.com/r2Pq9OEBKM
— O$asπ¦ (@osayeyen) March 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/17/21
Remembering when Vanessa Hudgens set the US covid strategy. https://t.co/zaEsMJkl9Z
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) March 16, 2021
Connecticut plans to open the COVID vaccine to everyone 16 and older by April 5.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 15, 2021
Everyone: "Let's reopen everything now!"
— Lynda HainesSchommer #FBR #BLM (@1lynks14) March 15, 2021
Gen X: Opens front door, looks around at everyone, shakes head, closes and locks door.
πVariant “bypasses” PCR tests—French govt is warning of a new #SARSCoV2 variant that escapes detection by standard PCR tests. Because is it harder to detect, WHO has placed it in category of “variant under investigation” due to its bypassing PCR tests. π§΅https://t.co/sVPtXQ48bU
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 16, 2021
This is very good https://t.co/YeeTUXtAE5
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 16, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/17/21
Blinded By the Light 3/17/21
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Early Bird Special 3/17/21
Tuesday, March 16, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/16/21
this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade
— bobby wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) March 15, 2021
"you up?"
— ShawTy π« (@PrinceShxw) March 13, 2021
me thinking about if i’m up or not: pic.twitter.com/4zSjpdqK33
just bought this w my stimmy! i got $14 left pic.twitter.com/mPsVliUCem
— Princess Cam ♡ (@Hyliangodess) March 14, 2021
dream sweater rotation pic.twitter.com/M0uGsfoDIc
— lexi (@lexishaye_) March 14, 2021
Aerial view of Barcelona will never cease to amaze me. pic.twitter.com/gY7MkNVZJH
— ً (@rxmchls) March 13, 2021
At least Fiona Apple won Best Alternative Album, which is like album of the year for people with clinical depression.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 14, 2021
Thread:
Help Twitter plz help
— Summer Heacock (@Fizzygrrl) March 12, 2021
i found a bird dead, floating in the water bin we leave out for our raccoons and it was in there 20+ minutes
the kids begged me to save it
so i put wrapped it up and put it in my shirt for fast warming
an hour later
guys help my tits resurrected a bird
Show and Tell 3/16/21
Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks
— helena (@freshhel) March 11, 2021
Hilarious. underseen Farley gem https://t.co/PDnyyBoXvK
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) March 10, 2021
Only one real answer here https://t.co/gWWFZ3k8un pic.twitter.com/r8m7JVAq0Q
— Louisa ππ (@LouisatheLast) March 15, 2021
getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something
— z (@zziak22) March 14, 2021
“Birdhouse Skateboards, this is Tony” pic.twitter.com/h7Pz8eF9bz
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 15, 2021
They weren't kidding pic.twitter.com/K1lQuPyGgJ
— Dan Herbert (@DanHerb10) March 14, 2021
My aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt and she said “I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your uncle”
— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) March 13, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/16/21
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) March 14, 2021
For years I struggled to recreate my grandmother's recipes till I discovered that "tablespoon" in her recipe book didn't actually mean tablespoon but referred to this random goddamn spoon she had in her kitchen & all the other measurements in there had similar logic
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) March 14, 2021
Never forget when Quincy Jones did a NYMag Interview and chose violence.
— Fiato Steelhands (@DrewsThatDude) March 14, 2021
Happy Birthday Legend! pic.twitter.com/cGDjVAQvxw
I never considered there'd be outtakes of the "His Master's Voice" promo shoot IN 1901 but now I can't stop laughing. pic.twitter.com/myQK2DliGS
— Mark Greenmantle π©️π¦πΊ (@MarkGreenmantle) March 14, 2021
MAGIC ☺️! This sweet boy in Italy believes by holding his parents’ hands he can make the water travel from one mouth to the other π π¦
— GoodNewsCorrespondent (@GoodNewsCorres1) March 14, 2021
π₯: ghety____ pic.twitter.com/VyUoq4MtP4
The internet is undefeated.. π pic.twitter.com/78kgfFCFpK
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 14, 2021
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec pic.twitter.com/KkR7ZWGEEx
— krissy ༘♡ (@doIIydisorder) March 12, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/16/21
my restaurant started a challenge: if we go 30 days without having to ask anyone to put a mask on we will give away free donuts for a day. So far the longest we’ve made it on any day is 2:30pm
— rachel knox (@knoxmulder) March 14, 2021
After receiving second dose, Yo-Yo Ma transforms waiting period into performance at Pittsfield vax clinic | Local News | https://t.co/MqWkcxQN4Q ❤️@YoYo_Ma https://t.co/RNR4O4cFh7
— Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) (@jeremyfaust) March 13, 2021
Change in avg. daily covid cases over past 14 days:
— Mark D. Levine (@MarkLevineNYC) March 14, 2021
* United States: -19%
* NY State (outside of NYC): -5%
* New York City: +1%
Something different is happening in NYC. Likely variants are a big factor. We need folks to remain cautious for just a little longer.
Received the J & J vaccine today...
— Billy Idol (@BillyIdol) March 13, 2021
everyone walking around half vaccinated pic.twitter.com/3cZixdWR2p
— kelsey (@Harper_Kelsey) March 12, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/16/21
Blinded By the Light 3/16/21
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Early Bird Special 3/16/21
Monday, March 15, 2021
Deep Thoughts 3/15/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 3/15/21
I love when the host ends the meeting before I can click leave. Yes! Lead by example!
— Ma$on Day 3/27 (@FirstGentleman) March 10, 2021
when you apply for a job they literally force you to write them a deranged little love letter. textbook anxious attachment!!
— sara tardiff (@saratardiff) March 10, 2021
so, what new skills did you learn in the pandemic? pic.twitter.com/XIAhLbphc6
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) March 11, 2021
Y’all eating medium rare smoothies https://t.co/AyRQtVWJON
— Nicholas (@NICKSAYSGO) March 10, 2021
I want my only tweet to be about the day I went to a Wizard of Oz party and every girl was Dorothy and my parents dressed me as Auntie Em pic.twitter.com/Avo2Wk7ouD
— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) March 9, 2021
a wild boar in Haifa taking a nap after eating all the garbage pic.twitter.com/20Rvt7uISa
— ΰ½ΰ½£ΰ½ΰ½¦ΰ½’ΰ½ΰ½§ (@David_Rudnick) March 10, 2021
Show and Tell 3/15/21
This field of tulips in Holland. pic.twitter.com/yZZeFV0SBj
— Mildly Interesting (@interest_mild) March 10, 2021
After a year of quarantine I just want it on the record that I have not become more patient, empathetic, or generous, gained any new skills, or learned any valuable lessons whatsoever.
— Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan) March 11, 2021
Thinking about the interactive timeline on the Chanel website that quietly skips over 1940 through 1944
— Sydney Urbanek (@sydurbanek) March 10, 2021
my cat keeps bringing me my wife’s socks as gifts pic.twitter.com/ou5xRLhvXx
— Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach) March 11, 2021
Paris Hilton and Gottmik (as Paris Hilton) calling each other gorge is the vaccine. pic.twitter.com/kJnIfR96qK
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) March 10, 2021
This so evil cause they the reason why blockbuster out of business πππ https://t.co/uZOtvoHVaV
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@itskeyon) March 11, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/15/21
Nobody:
— Josiah (@Josiah_is_ugly) March 10, 2021
Architects in Tony Hawk Pro Skater: pic.twitter.com/gn7PD3vth3
there are three movies explaining what happens at night to the museums https://t.co/6s4pjQ1etp
— trin (@lovelltrin) March 10, 2021
Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
— david (@imreallydavid) March 10, 2021
BROπ translate it thennn
in case you forgot, she is where all y’all got ‘it’s the ___ for me.’ https://t.co/KfPP2c5KB9
— jarrett hill (@JarrettHill) March 11, 2021
— kai (@kaichoyce) March 12, 2021
home alone stoned thinking about how the Wii controller was so dangerous it needed a wrist strap AND a condom pic.twitter.com/QGSV2kKKpj
— reese (@thiccreese) March 10, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 3/15/21
[seeing other people get vaccinated] pic.twitter.com/UC6ZDJsQz7
— Roxi Horror ππΈ (@roxiqt) March 12, 2021
Everyone’s gonna get vaxxed and think they’re gonna fuck but nobody knows how to talk anymore so it’s just be a whole club of horny people talking about Bionicles.
— chris person, Game Freak (@Papapishu) March 12, 2021
BREAKING: CDC now reports more than 100,000,000 coronavirus vaccinations in the US. pic.twitter.com/ak34ZLoUun
— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 12, 2021
The situation in Brazil shows why expanding vaccinations globally is so important. https://t.co/MJ6kHe61qg
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) March 12, 2021
All adults in Michigan will be eligible to get coronavirus vaccine by April 5 https://t.co/1tLU2VKuY7 pic.twitter.com/IptoBl8DEC
— The Hill (@thehill) March 13, 2021
Update on delivery schedules from Pfizer: We’ll now get at least 1 million doses of their COVID-19 vaccine each week from March 22nd to May 10th. We’ve shared these details with the provinces and territories so they can keep planning for mass vaccinations.
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) March 12, 2021
Multipurpose Room 3/15/21
Blinded By the Light 3/15/21
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