Friday, August 21, 2020
Feel Good Friday 8/21/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/21/20
my guardian angel when I sleep through my work alarm: pic.twitter.com/fBLIpJVJJ5
— C . (@__Cinderfella) August 19, 2020
This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet https://t.co/XknWMhEMbk pic.twitter.com/pl1xPh19hP
— Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile) August 19, 2020
this is the kind of shit i watch right before i cut my hand open https://t.co/MMa9q5SQz4
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) August 20, 2020
#TBT A 1989 publicity shot that could’ve been a solid Wolverine audition photo. pic.twitter.com/YMFYmw68vb
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) August 20, 2020
I think I just found my new Favorite artist… This MF is Hardcore! https://t.co/ttnETkou7d
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 20, 2020
Me walking from the fridge after telling myself I’ll only have a small snack before dinner pic.twitter.com/1fPvs0snLk
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 20, 2020
When someone older pauses while speaking I think, ah yes, you’re putting two spaces after each period
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 20, 2020
Show and Tell 8/21/20
omgggg pic.twitter.com/69gsBs5a9E— kairetu (@spicymaa) August 19, 2020
Can a panic attack last for days?— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) August 19, 2020
I’m leavin, leavin on a midnight snake to Georgia https://t.co/bGYWu2S9Es— Rachel Pegram (@rachelpegram) August 19, 2020
This man’s voice is golden.. this is a dope moment! Good vibes for your day! ☺️ pic.twitter.com/xe7ViAhfiQ— ⚡️ᑕᕼIᒪᗪᒪᗴᔕᔕ ᘜ🅰️ᗰᗷ!ᑎo ⚡️ (@itzwhatevaj0e) August 19, 2020
My body has a negative reaction to this alarm pic.twitter.com/Q9lfTLOOYm— AഗCE (@localjefe) August 17, 2020
Dolly Parton is the largest employer in Sevier County, TN. When the wildfires ravaged that area, she sent everyone displaced by the fires $1000 a month until they got back on their feet and a lump sum of $5000 when it was over.— @ShredtheGNAR4freedom🌈🌸🌵🌍🥥🌱🌷 (@jksannitcousin) August 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/21/20
Bring students in from out of town. Spread Covid in community around the college. Blame students for covid outbreak. Send students back to where they came from to spread covid there. Keep tuition $$$ to continue funding tax-exempt gentrification schemes in now worse off community— insurrection summer (@Vicky_ACAB) August 20, 2020
colleges and universities shouldn’t have opened but they knew if they started the year online that students would opt out or demand a lower tuition so they opened putting the lives of community members in college towns at risk because once again money matters more than human life— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) August 20, 2020
Just received the e-mail letting us know that due to all the outbreaks, all NC State undergrad courses are, as of Monday, going to shift to online-only.— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 20, 2020
We could have saved so much time, effort, & suffering if we had planned for this from the start. We all knew what would happen https://t.co/O6H5GHY87j
all these characters in all these movies just walking the fuck into each other’s houses like doo dee doo. these assholes, these absolute motherfuckers— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 20, 2020
snitches may get stitches, but college kids who throw parties in the middle of a pandemic get their asses beat pic.twitter.com/fK8DwuCHd6— ✨ hunty (ACAB) ✨ (@HuntyyyHunter) August 19, 2020
COVID-19 Is Complicating Pregnancies. This Black Midwife Has a Plan for That. https://t.co/yGIfmK7ZwI— Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) August 20, 2020
Weird how “going to the beach” has become the thing to sneer at in COVID times, when it’s actually one of the safest activities. Outdoors! Wind, sun, salt! Plenty of space to distance! It’s not “the beach,” it’s the bars, restaurants, and hotels surrounding it you should avoid— Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast) August 19, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/21/20
Blinded By the Light 8/21/20
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Early Bird Special 8/21/20
Issa Rae is on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter; embraces her role as a Hollywood trailblazer.
James Blunt once decided to eat only meat and gave himself scurvy.
Kelly Osbourne reveals gastric sleeve surgery.
Los Angeles cuts power to the Hollywood rental home of TikTok stars when they won't stop throwing parties.
Thursday, August 20, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/20/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/20/20
I’m sorry... this color is... what? pic.twitter.com/1vTHY0ags5— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) August 18, 2020
Here’s a clip of Don Rickles fucking with Robert De Niro on the set of Casino. Who else could get away with this shit? Legend.— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) August 18, 2020
pic.twitter.com/o32DV7cx4r
The lil exhale at the end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/CMVicZjupo— Rada (@Rada_Radda) August 18, 2020
So...imma go cry pic.twitter.com/IXKv2XsGHE— p-word lover (@EsaIndigena) August 18, 2020
The perfect shirt doesn’t ex... pic.twitter.com/xDm5Vjs5dJ— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) August 19, 2020
Quick reminder that these photos of SJP and RDJ exist. pic.twitter.com/eaG85HEGEg— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) August 19, 2020
The roaches in the corner don’t stand a chance https://t.co/aKXZY6jCrB— not invited to christmas (@IamDayneScott) August 18, 2020
Show and Tell 8/20/20
I don’t know why my hand is placed just so. He got me out here bad. https://t.co/li4N5iwomd— Kevín (@KevOnStage) August 18, 2020
Dear Sky lady. Hello to you too. Had my hair done specially for you this week. @SkyUK #ProdigalSon pic.twitter.com/lAcr70KUmF— michael sheen (@michaelsheen) August 18, 2020
why do we call them olives and not Greece’s pieces— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) August 17, 2020
He could’ve got these same glasses from Claire’s https://t.co/6A9lvU7DLO— Xay (@hoodopulence) August 17, 2020
Here is some fantastic teamwork by Dutch and Cherry to start your day. pic.twitter.com/AI9GXTKA9o— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) August 18, 2020
Smooching on my son, a very happy 26th bday 💋🥳 pic.twitter.com/KeRT1suyWl— Taissa Farmiga (@taissafarmiga) August 18, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 8/20/20
wellness culture is based on the idea that your body won't fall apart if you tell it to stop that gently but firmly— Sarah Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) August 19, 2020
The watermelons are getting a bit out of control-had no idea they would grow to be this huge. pic.twitter.com/nBgfeTmdjE— Deb Freeman (@audiophilegirl) August 19, 2020
Lmao tesla lit pic.twitter.com/QR0hAW1kSS— Prolific🏁 (@AllMoneyInRico) August 19, 2020
The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 17, 2020
— Jo$h (@NearDtMi) August 16, 2020
lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) August 15, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 8/20/20
Public health experts: don't bring students to campus, there will be outbreaks— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 17, 2020
Profs: please don't require in-classroom teaching, there will be outbreaks
Staff: this isn't safe, there will be outbreaks
<outbreaks occur, campuses close>
Admins: no one could have predicted this
Lmfaaaaoooooooo Yeup yeup https://t.co/iMKRgvV42i— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 17, 2020
🚨Here’s my new story about long-haulers who’ve had COVID-19 for months. I first wrote about them in early June, and much has changed since then. Notably, many are still sick. For some, it’s been 5+ months of debilitating symptoms. #LongCovid 1/ https://t.co/VnMsxPhvdW— Ed Yong (@edyong209) August 19, 2020
This COVID shit lasting like a Honda Civic— p (@_lickks) August 18, 2020
Don’t look away. This is a crisis. As many as 17 million students in the United States do not have the internet access at home they now need to keep up in school. The FCC can help fix this #homeworkgap and get every child connected. It needs to act now. https://t.co/Z9jLRXZH9c— Jessica Rosenworcel (@JRosenworcel) August 19, 2020
WHY ARE WE DOING "RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE LIFE" THEN?!?!!!!11??? https://t.co/hJdVOCwcUY— Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) August 19, 2020
Don’t forget your flu shots this year!— Nicole Phillip (@ncolphillip) August 18, 2020
You can def get the flu and COVID at the same time and you def don’t want to.
Multipurpose Room 8/20/20
Blinded By the Light 8/20/20
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Early Bird Special 8/20/20
Former Glee star Dianna Agron has split from husband Winston Marshall after four years of marriage.
Brandy reveals struggle with depression.
Holland Taylor talks values reset post-pandemic.
Wednesday, August 19, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/19/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/19/20
Here’s how starved for human interaction I am pic.twitter.com/iPFOa7fO9U— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) August 16, 2020
missing therapy... pic.twitter.com/3FUIBtbAyh— olive (@olivemcgowen) August 16, 2020
I’ve been sent this video many times today, and while this is not me, I’m now spiritually invested in protecting her from mean comments on Twitter pic.twitter.com/N67BZOpOXa— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 17, 2020
The music https://t.co/m4a7UtSUgd— Siempre Como (@demacx2) August 15, 2020
if you text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed— T’A 💨 (@tfcarter09) August 16, 2020
Sundown towns -- places Black folks couldn't be after dark--are a big part of the show.— Evan F. Moore (@evanFmoore) August 14, 2020
And they weren’t exclusive to Southern states. Illinois had 507 of them, according to James W. Loewen’s book “Sundown Towns: A Hidden Dimension of American Racism."https://t.co/SaPaPi5YcV
this is my new favorite video pic.twitter.com/q1TQSHLDWT— Nature & Animals 🌴 (@AnimalsWorId) August 16, 2020
Show and Tell 8/19/20
Every time I’m in the shower, I remember that some people don’t wash their legs and then I scrub mine extra hard— 🇯🇲🇯🇲 (@aydrianv) August 16, 2020
GOTTA BE the hardest working couple in Hollywood! pic.twitter.com/4NnWvDjNxO— Eric. (@eb4prez) August 17, 2020
I could watch an entire movie of Hader and @Sethrogen’s ‘Superbad’ bloopers pic.twitter.com/HhYh90HIin— kenjac (@JackKennedy) August 17, 2020
No trippin. No fallin down. A 🔥 100 sprint like we do in the Olympics. https://t.co/4YYPuTqGe7— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) August 17, 2020
me in 2019: ~* dO ONe tHiNg EvERy DaY tHaT sCaReS U*~— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) August 16, 2020
me in 2020: do one thing every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!(eating counts)
Iowans: It was like a hurricane. We're devastated. No one is helping. People are trapped without food and water. Will someone please help us?— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) August 17, 2020
Meteorologists: It's called a derecho and it's not a hurricane!
Iowans:
Meteorologists: D-E-R-E-C-H-O
Show and Tell: Coronavirus and More Edition 8/19/20
— In the middle of a PANDEMIC? (@Deh_Bone_Air) August 18, 2020
“No one should take oleandrin to prevent COVID. Anyone gullible and foolish enough to take it despite this advice should get their affairs in order beforehand” - Dr. David Juurlink https://t.co/n6Br0k6xgh— Eli Rosenberg, MD MBA (@erosenb) August 18, 2020
When I’m making myself feel bad about not getting something done, I just add “during a pandemic” to the end of my sentence. I didn’t get that act written during a pandemic. I didn’t do the dishes during a pandemic. I didn’t perfectly perform and impress everyone during a pandemic— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) August 18, 2020
[My funeral]— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 17, 2020
Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today
Love the headboard. Light. Famous pillows. Always 10/10 @dollyslibrary pic.twitter.com/3rTvt8tpXS— Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) August 18, 2020
Taking my mask off so my phone unlocks pic.twitter.com/kSRufDKcV0— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) August 18, 2020
My porch light kept coming on and I was wondering why. I go to the door to see what's up thinking it could be a deer and see this. Why are they even together? I have so many questions. Why is my backyard constantly looking like Over The Hedge? I'm in confusion. pic.twitter.com/FWc0TWkAqF— Tezz (@SwaggedOut_Taco) August 17, 2020
Seal of approval https://t.co/Og3ap8x1IL— Tim Chantarangsu (@TimothyDeLaG) August 17, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/19/20
Blinded By the Light 8/19/20
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Early Bird Special 8/19/20
Jennifer Aniston calls doing The Morning Show therapeutic.
Britney Spears is strongly opposed to her father continuing as her conservator.
Ashley Tisdale has her breast implants removed.
Ron Meyers is out as NBCUniversal Vice Chairman. The same woman behind his downfall also caused Warner Bros. chief Kevin Tsujihara to be ousted from his position last year.
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
Deep Thoughts 8/18/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/18/20
J. R. R. Tolkien in his Greenhouse. pic.twitter.com/cxDJIwKVCT— Things from the past 📷🎥 (@moodvintage) August 17, 2020
Get a clue. 2020 so far (sound on): pic.twitter.com/Bdz3zfwFeo— andrew allen (@my_grayne) August 11, 2020
Video goes viral but no one wants to tag me part 2 🥺 https://t.co/cjlQd8mNeh— Josh Marsh (@Gravity_Defier) August 17, 2020
my kink? pointing out that something was filmed in Toronto even though they’re trying to pass it off as New York— what's not clicking? (@Muna_Mire) August 17, 2020
2020 marks the first year in HISTORY to see four all-female collaborations hit #1 on the Hot 100 (“Say So,” “Savage,” “Rain On Me” and #WAP).— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) August 17, 2020
Only nine all-female collaborations have ever topped the chart — 2020 is the only year with multiple. pic.twitter.com/uxH0TZdTWT
Show and Tell 8/18/20
Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening . pic.twitter.com/XAEcZ5SoaN— Xiaraaaaa , (@xiaraaaaa_) August 14, 2020
"Keven I'm dying. Please stop beatboxing" pic.twitter.com/glqxBCEG0G— Neskimo (@NudeEskimo) August 14, 2020
These birds look like they were choreographed by Bob Fosse pic.twitter.com/5babPQlWXo— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) August 15, 2020
If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 15, 2020
in every relationship one persons a chef and one person has IBS— Your Next Employee (@unclesshane) August 15, 2020
*accidentally presses the mosquito button on my keyboard* ah fuck, https://t.co/3LM4KahxXh— jackson (@SQUIDLITCORE) August 15, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus and More Edition 8/18/20
The UNC student newspaper is NOT pulling any punches after school has major COVID-19 outbreak one week after students returned to campus... pic.twitter.com/LphAQ8dDB6— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 17, 2020
BREAKING: One week into the semester, UNC-Chapel Hill announces that it is transitioning all undergraduate classes to fully online instruction, effective Wednesday.— The Daily Tar Heel (@dailytarheel) August 17, 2020
Story to come. Check this thread soon.
Just heard from a teacher friend prepping for the school year: they've been told they can't leave classroom doors open to promote better air circulation, because that would circumvent the school's automatic locking system that's in place for active shooter situations.— Gabriel Debenedetti (@gdebenedetti) August 17, 2020
so today i learned medieval beekeeping outfits were extremely creepy pic.twitter.com/l6jAICPVym— max | fic commissions open! (@stonedgeralt) August 16, 2020
News: More of this, please and thank you.https://t.co/1jcwRCJRue— Dimity McDowell (@dimityontherun) August 17, 2020
The end of civilization is near. pic.twitter.com/t7tJd7wE3Z— Ross Guberman (@legalwritingpro) August 17, 2020
For decades, the writer @ConnieSchultz put off making her house into a home she loved. Tragedy forced her to ask, "What am I waiting for?" https://t.co/NB2gKTmNG4 pic.twitter.com/ITXMHznIsL— Glamour (@glamourmag) August 17, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/18/20
Blinded By the Light 8/18/20
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Early Bird Special 8/18/20
Rose McGowan reveals sexual misconduct allegation against director Alexander Payne.
Angelina Jolie talks family time during quarantine.
Feeling awful lately? Here's a really good article in Medium about how our psychological "surge capacity" is depleted, and why so many of us have recently hit the wall.
Monday, August 17, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 8/17/20
I just whipped up pancakes from scratch without a recipe. 🙌🏾 (No, they were not good.)— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) August 16, 2020
you can tell everybody was on coke in the 70's, every song be fast as hell & 12 minutes long.— butch queen slayer (@dildosNcupcakes) August 15, 2020
Now wait pic.twitter.com/YcqOeFnOLt— MADELEINE 🥀 (@madeleinemua) August 15, 2020
A fire tornado in California because it wouldn’t be 2020 without one pic.twitter.com/5HbJVsugVm— Natasha Del Riego (@ndelriego) August 16, 2020
When people see strange lights in the sky and assume it has to be aliens, I immediately think of stuff like this.— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 15, 2020
Atmospheric physics doesn’t need ANY outside help to be weird, y’all https://t.co/q2EjVvLrub
Keep an eye out for aliens because last night there was a lightning storm that lasted a couple hours and that’s how they arrive on earth.— roxane gay (@rgay) August 16, 2020
Show and Tell 8/17/20
illegalist seagull gf pic.twitter.com/L1ECVZzWjz
— alex 🏴 (@hidingseagull) August 16, 2020
there's a record shop for mice in Sweden pic.twitter.com/r5Zy2wW5fD
— Ian Wade (@WadeyWade) August 15, 2020
yeah I’m great in bed I’ve been here for 12 hours
— tom (@pilau) August 16, 2020
It’s not that Bravo shows cure depression; it’s that they pair well with depression.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) August 16, 2020
i can't stop watching this wtf pic.twitter.com/bOADQFocdK
— 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 (@avgeI) August 16, 2020
egg thief!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3ySQ3zhWp
— kat (@bbykaat) August 16, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus and More Edition 8/17/20
Trust me you’re not the only person still quarantining or practicing social distancing. There’s just nothing interesting about posting yourself at home bored on social media. Which is why you probably see more ppl out than in. Doesn’t mean folks not at home.— Jasmyn (@JasmynBeKnowing) August 16, 2020
America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun: pic.twitter.com/WRaiuVU90K— Allen Pan (@AnyTechnology) August 15, 2020
The original zoom! pic.twitter.com/x1U6wdm5tX— katrina mulligan (@NatSecMulligan) August 15, 2020
wash yuor hands often pic.twitter.com/L6T3qppPa6— bilbo 🟠 (@thegoodcatboy) August 15, 2020
Me when y’all be standing too close to me in the check out lines https://t.co/DVIc7wYDUG— 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐯𝐚 ⚜️ (@rebelleflowerr_) August 14, 2020
one time my mum found poppers in my brother’s room and she thought they were hardcore drugs so she took them to the bathroom and emptied them in the toilet to “flush them”?? but the smell filled the bathroom and that’s how me and my mum did poppers together.— Amanda Rosenberg (@AmandaRosenberg) August 14, 2020
Watched some taffy being pulled on an old machine today and I’m just posting it everywhere because we all need this 10 seconds of calm. pic.twitter.com/vBXuJ3m9ce— Kate Flaim (@kateflaim) August 15, 2020
Multipurpose Room 8/17/20
Blinded By the Light 8/17/20
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Early Bird Special 8/17/20
Ewan McGregor finalized divorce from Eve Mavrakis three years after they split.
Things aren't going great for Ellen DeGeneres - employees of the Ellen show continue to come forward with their negative experiences on the show; one comparing it to The Devil Wears Prada. Additionally, Ellen's Montecito home was broken into last month.
10 employees at Will and Jada's production company have tested positive for Coronavirus.