Saturday, January 15, 2022
Friday, January 14, 2022
Feel Good Friday 1/14/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/14/22
2022 is off to a good start.
— Steve Marmel 💉 💉 💉 (@Marmel) January 3, 2022
pic.twitter.com/ngFFjK5lhw
A Love Supreme @ZoeKravitz pic.twitter.com/7NGxGkGQLA
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) January 3, 2022
fits that go crazy pic.twitter.com/jRn2XCA9Gr
— abby monteil (@abbyemonteil) January 2, 2022
embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together
— me eating (@boltsfood) January 2, 2022
Painted Bunting, Southwestern United States 🇺🇸, Mexico 🇲🇽, 🇨🇺, and Central America! Happy New Year! 🥳💥🍾🥳! pic.twitter.com/JPlUivOHcx
— James R Us (@Jamesrus42) January 2, 2022
Show and Tell 1/14/22
smells like pic.twitter.com/JFXdFJrtPp
— Sarah Morgan (@mssarahmorgan) January 7, 2022
self-care & self-love is a must !!!
— Notes🦋 (@_R_eminder) January 7, 2022
Choosing to be alone until someone understands your energy and silence is top tier self-care.
— Inner Practitioner (@MindTendencies2) January 7, 2022
Not telling everyone everything even when you have a lot to say is self-care.
— Psychology Hub (@PsychologyHub_) January 7, 2022
We should all have someone who loves and feeds us like Katherine's husband 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/wVy1ZSafBc
— Your Favorite Writer's Favorite Writer (@ShamekaWrites) January 7, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/14/22
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) January 5, 2022
“wounded” https://t.co/enf6ZZZUIY
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) January 4, 2022
This is the funniest thing I have ever read https://t.co/8GA6vMlwn8
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) January 4, 2022
Bring Anna Farris and Regina Hall back to the Scary Movie franchise to parody the trend of actors returning to their older projects decades later.
— Curtis Kimberlin Jr (@ckimberlinjr) January 4, 2022
nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask pic.twitter.com/zuYZ7bjZY4
— Señor Tren (the husband guy) (@SenorTren) January 4, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/14/22
Blinded By the Light 1/14/22
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Thursday, January 13, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/13/22
Anyone else already giving up on their New Year's resolutions? In case you aren't sure what you're looking at, Juanita the armadillo is napping in her exercise wheel. pic.twitter.com/hCYPmwBjtB
— Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) January 3, 2022
YOU’RE “THEY.” YOU’RE NETFLIX. https://t.co/NplDZgU1q0
— Who? Weekly (@whoweekly) January 3, 2022
Citronos devouring his children (2022) pic.twitter.com/ktAsubDWmR
— Dov Nelkin (@drnelk) January 4, 2022
Please note that Disney’s depiction of Winnie the Pooh is still under copyright. It’s the character from the books that entered the public domain.
— Tim X. Price (@timxprice) January 3, 2022
Red shirt on the bear, artists beware. If nude he be, your Pooh is free.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
— Michael sucks (@Home_Halfway) January 3, 2022
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
Show and Tell 1/13/22
This single shot captures the essence of #AfterLife for me. pic.twitter.com/sMT88w60cE
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 8, 2022
The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.
— Kristi💪YamaGucciMane (@wapplehouse) January 8, 2022
naps on this couch would be ELITE pic.twitter.com/bLzHqcaCYa
— oryn (@3dLooks) January 7, 2022
This palm tree fell over, refused to die, and curved right back up. pic.twitter.com/wuiQ0U0EzM
— Bucky with the Good Arm (@benjancewicz) January 7, 2022
tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever
— Sofia (@gosleepsofie) January 7, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/13/22
once I was in a shop looking at le creuset cookware I couldn’t afford, talking to a friend how I needed a new apartment. the girl working said she needed a roommate. that was 7 years ago. we still live together and every morning I make my coffee with a le creuset french press
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) January 5, 2022
there are SO many men at the gym??? it’s like they haven’t heard that a timothee chalamet pete davidson jack harlow type is in demand now.. y’all go home and get funny
— nesrin danan (@blackprints) January 5, 2022
This is what happens to the boyish at 59. I’m not complaining, just chronicling. Thanks to all for the happy birthday wishes. pic.twitter.com/VgLBhegJgo
— Dave Foley (@DaveSFoley) January 5, 2022
Beavis and Butt-Head will be returning this year with a brand new movie and more on Paramount+. No exact date yet, but soon. They need some time to get back in shape. pic.twitter.com/tN5rePP9Kn
— Mike Judge (@MikeJudge) January 5, 2022
A tale as old as time. https://t.co/Zdv1Reim2Z
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) January 5, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/13/22
So… not mild then ? https://t.co/rabFHITJiJ
— Assata's Burner Account (@MyHandsRatedE) January 11, 2022
I have never tested positive for any variant but I have felt fatigued for the past 1,000 days.
— Solange Castro (@solange_here) January 11, 2022
CDC contemplates doing something that has been so fuckin obvious for 22 months. pic.twitter.com/XVMSQPsR1V
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) January 11, 2022
Thread:
So many people, me included, feel beaten down and depressed. This is bc as we start year 3, we are yet again tasked w the impossible: Carry out difficult, alienating, individual tasks which are doomed to never be enough bc they require a state response that isn’t happening.
— Dr. Thrasher (@thrasherxy) January 11, 2022
Combined with shortage of healthcare workers (due to many getting COVID and having to isolate) there is bed shortage everywhere. This affects care for everyone, for every illness, not just COVID. https://t.co/y9N4swi7L5
— Vincent Rajkumar (@VincentRK) January 11, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/13/22
Blinded By the Light 1/13/22
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Early Bird Special 1/13/22
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged.
Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet have split.
Ronnie Spector has passed away at the age of 78.
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
Deep Thoughts 1/12/22
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/12/22
there are tears in my eyes y’all my stomach hurting pic.twitter.com/bbkF9yDZLf
— cheye (dr.booty) (@wumbooty) January 4, 2022
i love when im like “how are you” and the person is like “bad.” like thank you for existing in reality w me
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) January 4, 2022
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) January 3, 2022
❄️🐼 New year, new Xiao Qi Ji! In 2021, our giant panda cub was a little wary during his first encounter with snow. This morning, the 16 m.o. plowed face-first into the fresh powder, rolled around and relished 2022's first #SnowDay. His belly-sliding skills are 10/10! #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/lOihFNTplC
— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 3, 2022
guy inventing chess: this is an allegory for the medieval system of monarchy
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) January 4, 2022
guy inventing checkers: hoppity hop, hop hop hop
Show and Tell 1/12/22
POV ur sitting at the table and ur cat dad is making you breakfast before school pic.twitter.com/30sfDP7TBj
— memes I wish I could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) January 8, 2022
Apple, we need unsend for iMessage😭
— ✰ тяαᥴꫀ ✰ (@flept) January 8, 2022
this Rihanna candid is top tier pic.twitter.com/7q9AzZh93o
— Fenty Cop (@FentyCop) January 7, 2022
I was Faye Dunaway’s personal assistant in 1993. I lasted 3 months before I quit that bitch.
— Merrin Dungey (@RealMerrinD) January 8, 2022
Pun intended. https://t.co/hILbaC0v1y
Good morning 🌞 I see you doing the very best you can. Thank you!
— Kellie Martin (@Kellie_Martin) January 8, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/12/22
are you fucking kidding me pic.twitter.com/tZljKJy0vZ
— Dana 🌙 Cassidy (@FurtiveOnanist) January 6, 2022
my cat: *meows*
— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) January 5, 2022
me, an empath: yeah i know
Kookaburra chat at dinner time pic.twitter.com/wGxhqqhB7c
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) January 6, 2022
Sending this to my students to explain why you put titles in quotes... https://t.co/hfLXKtBDQH
— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln) January 5, 2022
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YfQnJfPQFc
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) January 5, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/12/22
Blinded By the Light 1/12/22
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Tuesday, January 11, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/11/22
So I'm at the part of the book where I go through public health data: "Here are all the things that we know increase diabetes, heart disease, cancer, mental illness, etc that AREN'T diet."
— Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) January 3, 2022
holy shit this is dystopian
facts https://t.co/ylun4oXfYp
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 4, 2022
ok 10pm is actually the best time of day because it’s like you still have time to watch a movie if you want but you could also go to sleep and it would be fine? it’s a good time to have dessert but also the perfect time to read a book in bed. no notes
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) January 4, 2022
Every single line from this scene sends me. pic.twitter.com/VaaI53wxiG
— Tim Fitzgerald (@tim__fitzgerald) January 4, 2022
whenever someone says "metaverse" pic.twitter.com/UtcGYG8hBd
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 4, 2022
Show and Tell 1/11/22
i’m literally on my phone all day yet i’ve never seen it in a dream
— T 🎯 (@CodeineFridge) January 8, 2022
I. Did. Not. Know. This.
— Jane Anderson CDG (she/her) 💙🇬🇧🇯🇲🇨🇦 (@JaneAndersonCDG) January 7, 2022
This is incredible Black British history, and surprise surprise one that is not talked about enough. It needs to be shared far and wide! pic.twitter.com/wKL1P5u2bW
no thoughts just this kitchen pic.twitter.com/f7vli2yr3h
— carriebradshaw 🕊 (@pradasunset) January 8, 2022
WHEEEEEEEZING pic.twitter.com/Ljdr0Bm6ki
— leave them gals alone. (@screwyoumegn) January 8, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 8, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/11/22
Measuring tape in ya soup is wild https://t.co/2rBAyyBCeO
— ILoveUIHateU (@DFreeFigueroa) January 6, 2022
Oh to be a cat cradled gently by bananas pic.twitter.com/o9jTfFXnFI
— aunt baby (@yyentaa) January 6, 2022
— True, I Guess... (@tchncIIytru) January 5, 2022
Holy shit what a weird fucking 2 years we’ve had. Goddamn. Remember buying toilet paper at closed restaurants?
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) January 7, 2022
a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.
— mamí (@JordynMartinez_) January 5, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/11/22
You can be a safe driver, yet risk of dying depends on local road conditions, emergency response capacity, & actions of other drivers.
— Jerome Adams (@JeromeAdamsMD) January 9, 2022
You can take all Covid precautions, yet risk of dying still depends on local spread, hospital capacity, & the actions of those around you.
🤔
The perfect meme doesn’t exi…. pic.twitter.com/tsmeDnLpyg
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) January 7, 2022
The Japanese government sends free care packages to people who are quarantining from Covid. This is the package for one person. New Zealand does something similar. pic.twitter.com/TqAZwYTixH
— StrictlyChristo (@StrictlyChristo) January 9, 2022
Members of a 410-person Alabama high school marching band that led off this year’s Tournament of Roses Parade with “Yankee Doodle Dandy” have tested positive for COVID-19 since returning home from California. https://t.co/hCvQNvHsAh
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) January 9, 2022
Children who have recovered from Covid-19 appear to be at significantly increased risk of developing Type 1 or Type 2 diabetes, CDC researchers reported on Friday. https://t.co/tFTcb80MeR
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 7, 2022
I’m at the walk-up COVID test, I’m at the superspreader event, I’m at the combination walk-up COVID test superspreader event
— katy hammer (@katygyo) January 7, 2022
We really have no idea wtf this virus is pic.twitter.com/1fY0xb4QPL
— IJS (@1anjohn) January 7, 2022
covid may be an airborne pathogen but it's a vascular disease that also attacks other organs and brain and i really wish public health messaging made that more clear instead of only focusing on initial respiratory symptoms
— ꩜ (@dani_bloop) January 3, 2022
Multipurpose Room 1/11/22
Blinded By the Light 1/11/22
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Early Bird Special 1/11/22
Robert Durst has passed away at the age of 78.
Kendall Jenner talks wedding attire choices.
Monday, January 10, 2022
Show and Tell: Part Deux 1/10/22
found this online and can't stop laughing at it. why does it work in every direction pic.twitter.com/AphmQEKNKF
— Max Socol (@mbsocol) January 4, 2022
Dumbledore really dropped that kid on a doorstep and said “be easy” and let him sleep in a closet for 11 years huh
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) January 4, 2022
One effect of living through (??) this pandemic, I've found, is that I simply no longer want to do anything I don't want to do.
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) January 4, 2022
wrote four emails today pic.twitter.com/maVUHgu2Iq
— Hoda Mallone (@HodaMallone) January 4, 2022
Customer: “Wow the vibe in here
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) January 4, 2022
is terrible.”
Server: “Oh sorry, that’s me.”
Show and Tell 1/10/22
A therapist said if you self isolate when overwhelmed you probably had to solve a lot of your problems alone as a child
— Bri Hall (Breaker of Combs) (@BriHallOfficial) January 9, 2022
nobody:
— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) January 8, 2022
bridge to terabithia author: a kids book can be fucked up if you want
*extremely depressed voice* im just experiencing a lot of personal growth rn
— jz (@mixedgrass) January 9, 2022
someone once said “preexisting conditions is a capitalist way of saying medical history” and I’ve never forgotten it
— Fortesa Latifi (@fortesalatifi) January 9, 2022
Ayye I been wheezing at this for a hour pic.twitter.com/AeaODy31qM
— Detective Drip (@Mojojojocousin) January 8, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 1/10/22
Told his ass let it charge he ain’t wanna listen to me Ight then big dawg 🤷🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/SjlTzRmICR
— Problem Child 👺 (@Rasheem21) January 7, 2022
I’m gonna be real vulnerable right now, I have and will never understand what an electrolyte is or does
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) January 7, 2022
Maaan she floated on this shit so brazy… 😮💨🔥 https://t.co/YOar1b5H72 pic.twitter.com/YalzCNTsrC
— KAZIKOU Q (@_Quarri) January 7, 2022
finally some good news https://t.co/5AVKSJyc9a
— critchy (@ChrissyTiber) January 7, 2022
Divorce his ass. https://t.co/Pi2aGhiNIs
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 7, 2022
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 1/10/22
A Rhode Island hospital is dealing with a Covid-19 outbreak with patients after it asked staff who had tested positive, but were asymptomatic, to come in due to a staffing shortage. https://t.co/YRTmBUUPBR
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 7, 2022
We have officially flattened the curve pic.twitter.com/VdK4yfbVPs
— Read Teaching to Transgress by bell hooks (@JoshuaPotash) January 9, 2022
Millions of workers whose jobs don’t provide paid sick days are having to choose between their health and their paycheck as the omicron variant of COVID-19 rages across the nation. https://t.co/ZNdAOw2RTw
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) January 9, 2022
They aren't saying: Spread is inevitable, so we need to protect the vulnerable, make healthcare and testing free, and make long term plans to address waves of long COVID. They're saying: Spread is inevitable, so get back to work and be glad that it's mostly disabled people dying.
— Puff the Magic Hater (@MsKellyMHayes) January 9, 2022
Right now this entire country feels like it’s being run by the Fyre Festival bros.
— Tara Rose (@RareOats) January 9, 2022
Oh this was explained so well! pic.twitter.com/y4keDmOpbN
— seamoss bo$$ (@BrunchBewtBlack) January 8, 2022
Gov’t announcements on #LongCovid during #Omicron surge:
— Dr. Alice (@calirunnerdoc) January 7, 2022
Finland:
-This will be a widespread chronic illness
-Can affect kids
-Can infect brain and lead to cognitive impairment
-Will impact workforce and economy
-Will impact healthcare system
-This is a serious crisis
U.S.:
lol the us covid bubble is so big it's being distorted by the map projection and wrapping around the arctic ? pic.twitter.com/DocAiuPiqN
— melatonin (@lavenderashtray) January 7, 2022
🚨I wrote about what this surge is doing to the healthcare system.
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) January 7, 2022
It's bad.
Though less severe, Omicron is spreading quickly enough to inundate hospitals, which can't handle the strain cos so many healthcare workers had quit or are now sick. 1/https://t.co/1OmtMu1mw7
Multipurpose Room 1/10/22
Blinded By the Light 1/10/22
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Early Bird Special 1/10/22
Bob Saget has passed away at the age of 65.
Nicolas Cage, Andrew Garfield, Simon Rex, Jonathan Majors and Peter Dinklage sat down with The Hollywood Reporter for the actor roundtable interview.
Josh Duhamel is engaged to Audra Mari.
Demi Lovato has completed a stint in rehab.