Saturday, February 27, 2021
Friday, February 26, 2021
Feel Good Friday 2/26/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/26/21
gonna tell my kids this was friends pic.twitter.com/vQB2qRbbAa
— a✧ (@4rlynn) February 21, 2021
always thinking about this pic.twitter.com/2Gt4ZOW61v
— Carrie Wittmer 👻 (@carriesnotscary) February 24, 2021
This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week pic.twitter.com/OOAblOwomM
— JR (@USofJR) February 24, 2021
TikTok algo finally got me pic.twitter.com/bizuSA5Uxn
— Tiffany Vazquez 🇵🇷 (@filmiliarface) February 24, 2021
There’s layers to this... pic.twitter.com/CMZpaN2wb8
— 💌 (@YesSarahS) February 24, 2021
an editor said to me the other day, "we are not working remotely. we are living at work."
— Erin B. Logan (@erinblogan) February 24, 2021
I need non-fat people to read this and then read it again. pic.twitter.com/a2DA6xLEWH
— ☀️♈️Homosexual Rigmarole🌓♓️ (@langston_120) February 24, 2021
Show and Tell 2/26/21
Microsoft Outlook asking me if I’m sure I want to schedule a meeting without a location pic.twitter.com/YA5yP6LrYX
— Tom (@tomsnyds) February 22, 2021
toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
— "Dropbear" / i write TTRPGS! (@GamesDropbear) February 22, 2021
My friends just got me the most amazing, batshit Cameo I've ever seen. Just absolutely speechless right now. pic.twitter.com/qP4E08B8RX
— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 23, 2021
"make it make sense" is one of my frequently used sayings
— lil cut🥵🌬 (@briaananax) February 22, 2021
Stunning and moving photo by @NASA of Jupiter’s clouds. There is no end point to exploration which is why we need to fund space travel as a citizens of a country and not just because it is fun for billionaires. pic.twitter.com/t0rcUDTLH2
— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) February 23, 2021
i find myself regularly beating myself up still for having mental fog or feeling down and then i have to remind myself that we have been inside...for a YEAR
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) February 22, 2021
You guys 🥺 pic.twitter.com/tcUul4tLDl
— Mari (@FitWithMarilyn) February 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/26/21
imagine going through a bad breakup in 1823 & then beethoven drops moonlight sonata
— lauren (@unrealshrike) February 23, 2021
I miss all the attention you get when the waiter brings you a sizzling fajita skillet
— Vinny Thomas ! (@vinn_ayy) February 24, 2021
Husbands are pure chaos. I don’t wish them on anyone. pic.twitter.com/DzYLanZXS9
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) February 24, 2021
“I hope this email finds you—“ STOP FINDING MEEEEE pic.twitter.com/adsuo1q4Qq
— لُجينة 𓆉 (@lujainahs) February 23, 2021
it’s crazy how your siblings actually have their own lives i literally see them as side characters in mine
— 𝑱𝑫 ❖ (@loadedraco) February 23, 2021
My girlfriend just called me into the kitchen from my office, panic in her voice, “Come quick, there’s a Serious Leak under the sink!” pic.twitter.com/3TkJbn3OLW
— Shaun Roe (@itszerolove) February 22, 2021
Yo who let their dad on tiktok???? pic.twitter.com/JWjajnSJjj
— T🇳🇬 (@stillt1to) February 24, 2021
*housewives loudly bickering in the background on hulu*
— gays0n (@g4ys0n) February 23, 2021
me: pic.twitter.com/jn0rOSNqGs
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 2/26/21
Shout out to the person who coined the term “nerd immunity.” I knew our time would eventually arrive. https://t.co/X9r1oW3JbH
— Scott Charles (@TheScottCharles) February 25, 2021
This is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA pic.twitter.com/q2prCJemX0
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) February 24, 2021
I’m struggling to properly honor and give the half a million Americans who have died from COVID my full emotional attention. I try to outweigh my growing desensitization with this profound sense of loss, but the two feelings have become similar in weight. Everything is so heavy.
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) February 25, 2021
Two different coronavirus variants have been detected by scientists in California and New York City, researchers say. Here’s what we know about each new strain. https://t.co/iprEijV1P5
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) February 26, 2021
So few people died of the coronavirus in Japan that the country actually reported fewer deaths in 2020 than 2019 https://t.co/S1w11HnnMB
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 25, 2021
Multipurpose Room 2/26/21
Blinded By the Light 2/26/21
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Early Bird Special 2/26/21
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/25/21
I had no idea Toyota’s “RAV4” was short for “Ravioli 4” until I opened the glove compartment.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 18, 2021
feb 2020 feb 2021 pic.twitter.com/X3zuFSc7bj
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) February 23, 2021
This photo has improved my day pic.twitter.com/32N8mjyQYd
— Sarah (@idlewildgirl) February 23, 2021
Girls don’t want boys girls want an emerald green couch pic.twitter.com/aL90RzJfBR
— gabrielle but tired (@tiredgabrielle) February 22, 2021
I was just randomly thinking about how “get thee to a nunnery” is a wildly disrespectful thing for Hamlet to say to Ophelia. Well, I put on my Google goggles and... “nunnery” was apparently Elizabethan slang for a BROTHEL. Now I’m ready to kill Hamlet myself.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 23, 2021
I Am Overwhelmed By All Of The Things I Need To Do, So I Am Doing None Of Them: A Memoir
— Allison Bond (@AllisonRBond) February 22, 2021
The person who invented the baby pacifier must have been AT WIT’S END.
— Ari LaBeija (@TheBaddestMitch) February 23, 2021
Show and Tell 2/25/21
Because you want to see a doggy, playing with toys, in a baby chair, then sneeze. pic.twitter.com/D1ksdf6MV0
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) February 19, 2021
You get in this car and try to scoot over it take 20 mins. https://t.co/JLaTILihvO
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 19, 2021
I have an air fryer and HBO Max. I literally don’t need you.
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) February 19, 2021
the problem with 90s movies is that no one's problems are really believable because they live in THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) February 19, 2021
guy fieri with normal hair just broke my brain pic.twitter.com/4KkUSRr6W7
— weekend twitr (@WeekendTwitr) February 17, 2021
YALL! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/aow1vnDuyD
— her name is cyn. (@cynfinite) February 19, 2021
they won’t get out of my fucking yard I’m so tired of them pic.twitter.com/cHVZEn4Hrs
— mister snout (@pollutedmouth) February 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/25/21
Types of Days in Quarantine:
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 22, 2021
1. Good (package came)
2. Bad (paid rent to be like a zoo animal)
3. Grey (used internet)
4. Soup (Body present, mind is soup)
Everyday I better understand why my Granny used to go to bed at 7pm. The day is over. We done. She was doing it right.
— Shantira Jackson (@tira_tira_tira) February 23, 2021
His ass is not reading 📖😩😭😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/01PmiFQJ1z
— samski 🥚 (@mobilesuitsam) February 23, 2021
I wasn’t expecting him to do this 🥺😣😢😞. I wuv you Teddy ❤️ pic.twitter.com/BA0rFfGcGS
— Khadi Don (@KhadiDon) February 23, 2021
Your threat model is not my threat model, hospital edition pic.twitter.com/YHvZGCkWcs
— Nik (@hvcco) February 23, 2021
A couple at Woodstock (48 hours after they met) and the same couple 50 years later. pic.twitter.com/EvzpeLawzC
— Lost In History (@historyandfacts) February 21, 2021
“Your mom so nice”
— (Follow me ifb) Mickey 💎🔑🗣 (@mmiicckkeeyyy1) February 22, 2021
My mom after they leave: pic.twitter.com/sWlb1pdC7L
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 2/25/21
Today I treated a #COVID19 patient in the same room as my first Covid patient almost a year ago.
— Craig Spencer MD MPH (@Craig_A_Spencer) February 24, 2021
Thankfully we’ve learned so much about this disease & how to treat it since then.
And now I’m vaccinated against it. Its impossible to describe how different and amazing that feels!
55 of 89 attendees at high intensity fitness classes got COVID. They were spaced and brought own or used own cleaned equipment, gym 25% capacity, but masks not required during exercise https://t.co/yHFYwgAluQ
— Emily Deans MD 💫 (@evolutionarypsy) February 24, 2021
Thread:
1/ Last night had a conversation w/ a close friend about #covid19 & life— one of the points we kept coming back to—> risk aversion is a *privilege*
— Abraar Karan (@AbraarKaran) February 24, 2021
The risk you are willing to take at the end of the day depends on how badly you need to get food on the table. Period.
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) February 24, 2021
Fauci was asked yesterday about the messaging around vaccines & life getting back to normal. This was his full answer.https://t.co/Zpv9SUqhLj pic.twitter.com/49nm8SNeKb
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) February 23, 2021
y’all had almost a year to look up the term “asymptomatic” and y’all are still just doing temp checks
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) February 23, 2021
Multipurpose Room 2/25/21
Blinded By the Light 2/25/21
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Early Bird Special 2/25/21
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Deep Thoughts 2/24/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/24/21
baby are you okay? I’ve been trying to contact you about your vehicle warranty for weeks and this is your final notice
— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) February 21, 2021
Absolutely nothing creepy to see here https://t.co/unJRrUfrfM
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) February 21, 2021
not long enough pic.twitter.com/uPDTOq2LEa
— Kelsey Caine (@kelsey_caine) February 20, 2021
Me and my doctor just text now and it should have always been that way. We all need to admit it.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) February 21, 2021
Wait...what? https://t.co/53vStEw4kJ pic.twitter.com/HUef2ZvVMt
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 22, 2021
just found out you can stay in a clown motel with different themed clown rooms for the cheap price of $90* a night and i’m both thrilled and terrified.
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) February 20, 2021
*this doesn’t include the price for therapy pic.twitter.com/anrcCTbUNT
Leap, using her puppy as a pillow. pic.twitter.com/nQXUYGnj8e
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) February 19, 2021
Show and Tell 2/24/21
Fulfilling prophecy of being dad from the '70's pic.twitter.com/pQzrNjJ6RT
— Jerry O'Connell (@MrJerryOC) February 22, 2021
TIL that Saget, Coulier, and Stamos are married to woman that are (roughly) the same age as Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, and the Olsen twins, respectively. pic.twitter.com/szTTOBsDlY
— Joanna Robinson 🇺🇸✌️🏳️🌈 (@jowrotethis) February 22, 2021
Not to get all Facebook on you but yeah pic.twitter.com/oqAi41sJI6
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) February 22, 2021
Meet Elizabeth Ann. Created from the frozen cells of a black-footed ferret that died more than 30 years ago, she’s giving scientists new hope about preserving endangered species. https://t.co/JUyxJ1zadX
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) February 22, 2021
Anthony Bourdain talking about his big break is my favorite video right now pic.twitter.com/83Zaiyp6CC
— writer (@Yoh31) February 20, 2021
— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) February 22, 2021
Thread of fucked up fast food signs it's worth it I promise pic.twitter.com/1dWhE4blnW
— Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) February 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/24/21
just downloaded another pdf on my computer that I aspire to read pic.twitter.com/P64ZiW7eEW
— Stephen Hopkins (@phil_lol_ogist) February 19, 2021
“the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes” WHO ???? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?????? pic.twitter.com/cw6Bk4aKaI
— 🕳🚶🏾♀️ (@raveeeeha) February 19, 2021
Insanely beautiful shot of starlings leaving a tree in winter, Catalonia
— Khai (@ThamKhaiMeng) February 18, 2021
Photo by Xavi Bou pic.twitter.com/Dl5rlED4TK
Reminder: Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins IN ONE TAKE to thunderous applause from the Batman Returns crew! pic.twitter.com/wVqyH4qw6A
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) February 19, 2021
I read this completely wrong 😭 pic.twitter.com/ALqduFlxN4
— ciara🌸 (@ci_arrae) February 19, 2021
NEW PENGUIN DROPPED https://t.co/Wte7SL8tgS
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) February 19, 2021
— ana (@anxwz) February 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 2/24/21
Coronavirus vaccine skepticism has come way down for Black and Hispanic people since last fall. Where skepticism remains high is among white Republicans. Nearly 60% of white Rs will either not take the vaccine or are unsure.@Civiqs tracking: https://t.co/lLKHxCP3IM pic.twitter.com/O1NT9xB4ZF
— Drew Linzer (@DrewLinzer) February 23, 2021
Thread:
So phenomenal news from today's testimony from J&J executives
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) February 23, 2021
They will ship 20M of these single-shot vaccines before end of March
Every calculation I've done assumed no J&J vax until April
Ah you say -- but don't I want Moderna/Pfizer? Aren't they better??
No
Thread
I feel insane pic.twitter.com/xacXtEdqDk
— KB (@KaraRBrown) February 23, 2021
Getting a vaccine shields you from severe Covid disease—and could save your life. But it's not yet clear how well it prevents you from spreading the virus. Until more of us are protected and the science is clear, masks and distancing keep everyone safer.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) February 23, 2021
Thread:
For 78 days in a row
— Ashish K. Jha, MD, MPH (@ashishkjha) February 23, 2021
the 7-day moving avg for number of daily deaths from COVID was above 2000
Over the weekend, it fell under 2,000 for first time in nearly 3 months
By next week, it'll be at 1500
And its falling a bit faster than I was expecting
Why?
Thread
Multipurpose Room 2/24/21
Blinded By the Light 2/24/21
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Early Bird Special 2/24/21
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/23/21
I once read “did you really have a bad day? Or did you have a bad moment and decide to drag it the whole day?”
— stegan the mallion (@thisiskashmir) February 21, 2021
And I think about this shit often.
I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
- MUTE yourself when not speaking
- USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups
- Make sure your CAT is in view
- Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME
- Please tell your cat I LOVE them
a year into the pandemic: I came downstairs in lounge pants and a t-shirt today and my dad said, “wow you’re all dressed up”
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) February 22, 2021
L.A. Times Reveals HFPA Has Zero Black Members, Raises New Questions About Ethics of Golden Globe Voters https://t.co/9aHSV3sY5h
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 22, 2021
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 21, 2021
i'm grateful to have learned a lot about myself this past year!! like now i know i don't enjoy spending all year inside, seeing no one, and constantly fearing death
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 22, 2021
The VH1 intern in the basement being made to choose between Mean Girls & The devil wears Prada every Friday night pic.twitter.com/c94v6tPV8u
— ✨ (@heyjaeee) February 20, 2021
Show and Tell 2/23/21
The girls are RAPPING on tik tok omg @iamcardib pic.twitter.com/YSuOUXFoOP
— 𝕬𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖚𝖗 🤍 (@ratedrword) February 22, 2021
CAN Y’ALL BELIEVE I GOT A PICTURE WITH A PIGEON???;;@;@:& pic.twitter.com/mO6NDFKn4y
— melᴴ 🍄🍃 (@japancurIy) February 22, 2021
all these youths trying to cancel skinny jeans clearly never experienced this trauma pic.twitter.com/QCLj240mlw
— fan of jorts (@LipServX) February 22, 2021
Working from home with baba is a blessing 🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/uSLTnzvF39
— 🧚♂️سارة (@sarsouura_) February 21, 2021
Missy said: You posted an Ivy Park unboxing, I posted an Ivy Park unboxing to the Beyoncè song EYE produced. We are not the same! 😂 https://t.co/frGIXHrcdv
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) February 22, 2021
Imagine having a “friend” that was too good to bring snacks to the movies. 🥴🥴 https://t.co/ZclCDtrduN
— Angela (@TheKitchenista) February 22, 2021
Me when I pronounce "croissant" like
— sam pelloydgrino (@HelloSamLloyd) February 19, 2021
q u â s s ò ń pic.twitter.com/tKS45S5y5k
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/23/21
RIP to daft punk. You taught me it was okay to be two French robots.
— Patrick Gill (@Pizza_Suplex) February 22, 2021
daft punk not doing their job for eight years and then announcing they quit is aspirational
— josh terry (@JoshhTerry) February 22, 2021
I really wish Daft Punk had not told us they were splitting up. Just give a new guy the helmet & let us think everything is fine. I also wish my parents had worn helmets & done this. Maybe this is more of a conversation to have with a therapist.
— Caissie (@Caissie) February 22, 2021
*daft punk removes their helmets and it was hall and oates the whole time*
— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) February 22, 2021
Unmasked Members Of Daft Punk Obliviously Stand Near Each Other At Bus Stop https://t.co/0FyHWEegkS pic.twitter.com/SO1QtD7d0z
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 22, 2021
I’ve spent quarantine getting a pizza oven built in my yard and learning how to make pizza. pic.twitter.com/8nXALNJ4hW
— giving birth like a hebrew woman is ok! (@atbobb) February 19, 2021
We bought this pillow and it’s perfect pic.twitter.com/AXxsIVQSxS
— 🌈🔥Sabin🔥🌈 (@Aszabla) February 19, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 2/23/21
The way COVID seems to have peaked and turned in sync across so many countries is fascinating https://t.co/hC8I5xyi1N pic.twitter.com/b4SM2OTrFs
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 22, 2021
"Don’t clap, don’t give me baked goods. I don’t need any of that. I need you to wear a mask and not get COVID.”https://t.co/YfFIIQSjld
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) February 22, 2021
in ur COVID relationship which of u is the beautiful shut-in who tends the garden and which of u is the nasty little goblin who ventures into town every Tuesday to endure the jeers of townsfolk at the grocery store
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) February 21, 2021
California is vaccinating around 200,000 people a day, according to Gov. Newsom. Since the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines each require two doses, it would take 13 months to vaccinate everyone in the state at this pace.
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) February 22, 2021
i wanna do a show, go to a house party, flirt with somebody i don’t respect, get in an uber at 3 am, have a life changing conversation with the driver, get home, eat two frozen burritos and fall asleep 27 mins into watching something to talk about (1995).
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) February 22, 2021
gimme da vaccine!!!!
Multipurpose Room 2/23/21
Blinded By the Light 2/23/21
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Early Bird Special 2/23/21
Monday, February 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 2/22/21
We literally have the most expensive and advanced weapons in the world but the infrastructure of every city might as well be this pic.twitter.com/bFtq1AOMLp
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) February 21, 2021
ok gwyneth calm down pic.twitter.com/4egHOdAldd
— joshua gutterman tranen (@jdgtranen) February 20, 2021
Not being critical but I just realized how #SNL doesn’t really have recurring original characters anymore like they used to, save for the occasional Weekend Update guest.
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) February 21, 2021
Kind of miss the thrill of seeing a favorite skit pop up throughout the season.
Me heading to the fridge after I've had one benadryl https://t.co/w60O1UCBsc
— kim caramele (@kimcaramele) February 20, 2021
Piggly Wiggly’s Wario pic.twitter.com/CoxEWptwVv
— MG 🍞🌹🖤 (@MelissaAGarriga) February 20, 2021
Sorry but this is the best bird story I’ve ever read. The update is *chefs kiss* pic.twitter.com/v4fKc5bfGg
— Katherine Heubeck (@KatHeubeck) February 20, 2021
Show and Tell 2/22/21
would be a huge power move for kanye to wheel out the robert kardashian hologram as his divorce lawyer
— louisa (@louisakeight) February 20, 2021
There are lady grimaces. pic.twitter.com/3L6EoQbPw4
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) February 21, 2021
Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) February 21, 2021
northern lights looking pink & orange last night 😳 #prettyinpink pic.twitter.com/DPP5v0axgo
— Hrefna Helgadóttir (Habbi) (@HrefnaHelga) February 21, 2021
All of us tweeting from our personal and collective hell. pic.twitter.com/xI6jhHwNp0
— Octavia Butler knew... (@NotNikyatu) February 21, 2021
Some of us are just blessed with a photogenic dog pic.twitter.com/5gAjbqAoTj
— kim caramele (@kimcaramele) February 21, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 2/22/21
If they remade Fight Club today it’d basically be the same except Tyler Durden would never shut the fuck up about Bitcoin
— CEO of Vaccinations (@SortaBad) February 19, 2021
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on. 🤗 pic.twitter.com/b6b7vnrY5h
— Trainer Mike (@TrainerMikeV) February 20, 2021
Was trying to describe JK Simmons to my partner and landed on “male Allison Janney”
— Rhea "RB" Butcher (@RheaButcher) February 20, 2021
When someone tells me a piece of gossip that I already knew about but I still need to act surprised. pic.twitter.com/0DToVdSHvQ
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) February 20, 2021
when you're having a great time with your new toy but then find out it's not for you pic.twitter.com/CNUvnVeN03
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) February 19, 2021
ah, year 300 of being a vampire... time to attend the local high school for some reason
— kill 💀 tim 💀 faust (@crulge) February 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 2/22/21
Breaking NBC: The U.S. death toll from the coronavirus has topped 500,000. @NBCNews
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 21, 2021
It's impossible to comprehend 500,000 deaths. I read about those who have died. Look into their eyes in pictures. I start with 1 person, then 2, then more, imagining a chain of pain so long it feels unending. To those who've lost loved ones, I send deep condolences. I see you.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) February 21, 2021
These trends also means that we won’t be able to get the pandemic control, because we won’t prevent outbreaks in the neighborhoods most likely to have them. And then they’ll spread to elsewhere.
— Soumya (@skarlamangla) February 21, 2021
A new, real-world Israeli study shows the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine is almost 90% effective at stopping COVID-19 transmission (not just symptoms) https://t.co/DND4pzz2ga pic.twitter.com/gLxYsjpjis
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) February 21, 2021
This type of air exchange/quality should be also be mandated in all workplaces & retail. Most buildings as they sit now are not even close to being safe for congregate use. People need to wake up & deal with the facts: COVID is here to stay & 90% of buildings have stagnant air. https://t.co/QiFjagXSzn
— Kat🦋the🌵Masked Patriot🍀🕊 (@kathleenwattle) February 20, 2021
If opening schools is a priority, then America should act like it.
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 19, 2021
Here’s a look at the debate over re-opening schools, and how it can be done safely for everyone. pic.twitter.com/gM4Se6e3h3
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