Saturday, April 2, 2022
Friday, April 1, 2022
Show and Tell 4/1/22
Just remembered this guy I went to high school with named Pants. He was called Pants because at his first soccer practice freshman year I guess it was really hot out but he wore pants. So everyone called him that for four years. No clue what his real name even was. Teenagers man
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) March 24, 2022
we once had movies that looked this good pic.twitter.com/dnnoorzAHS
— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) March 22, 2022
anne hathaway is a theater kid, you will never beat a theater kid at these types of games (even if you are the untouchable kelly clarkson) pic.twitter.com/FQiopkySqQ
— alex (@alex_abads) March 22, 2022
best tiktok i’ve seen in a while lmao pic.twitter.com/pbgBZqzKQj
— nard (@avantnard) March 22, 2022
He absolutely never, ever does anything but his best- I've said it before: there has not been, nor will there ever be an actor like Nicolas Cage. A master. https://t.co/n1yml8tSCW
— Guillermo del Toro (@RealGDT) March 22, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 4/1/22
My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy for asking if it's a fusion restaurant? That's a 10/10 joke
— Pete Stegemeyer (@itspeterj) March 19, 2022
Thread:
1/20 🧵
— Dr Sheree Bekker (@shereebekker) March 18, 2022
I have been hearing more frequently the narrative that women's sport apparently exists as a 'protected category' so that women can win (because on this account without it no woman will ever win again)
This is: a) *not* the reason why women's sport exists as a category,
someone told me LA is shitty heaven and NY is fun hell and it makes me chuckle every time I think about it
— Jenna Wortham (@jennydeluxe) March 19, 2022
a weighted blanket isn’t enough i want to sleep under a bookshelf
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 18, 2022
Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods
— Quilliam (@nyquills) March 18, 2022
Multipurpose Room 4/1/22
Blinded By the Light 4/1/22
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Thursday, March 31, 2022
Show and Tell 3/31/22
Congratulations to the couple who just got engaged at the Eiffel tower - I thought they’d love this photo 🥺 hopefully they see it pic.twitter.com/TAWU9dEEda
— Em Sheldon (@emshelx) March 25, 2022
A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants
— 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐲𝐤𝐞 (@im_all_id) March 24, 2022
These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing. pic.twitter.com/q2oLX3OodW
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 25, 2022
Getting in shape is so hard and so boring, not to mention the heavy machinery and constant showering involved. It honestly seems bad for the environment
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) March 24, 2022
cat sitting for a friend today… is this normal?? pic.twitter.com/OAdmZhCZN1
— yams (@wedoreally) March 24, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/31/22
For all the people that think they are bad at responding to emails:
— Hannah Jung (@academijung) March 20, 2022
I emailed a professor 12 years ago asking about source recommendations for a paper I was writing for a class during my undergrad. He replied to my email TODAY.
I need a dresser exclusively for the t-shirts I never wear but can't bring myself to get rid of.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 19, 2022
It’s uncanny how good AI is getting pic.twitter.com/bPv32T0XbQ
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) March 18, 2022
Never has a meme appealed to me more pic.twitter.com/LDRwSpiJ9Q
— Claire Slack 💀 (@mossgoblingrrl) March 17, 2022
Ride or die. Brothers for life. pic.twitter.com/fZlmo1EskF
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) March 19, 2022
Multipurpose Room 3/31/22
Blinded By the Light 3/31/22
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Deep Thoughts 3/30/22
Show and Tell 3/30/22
We love a CHAT in the morning pic.twitter.com/ooTNTl8jMQ
— Sam Neill (@TwoPaddocks) March 26, 2022
he is very good at electronics pic.twitter.com/saT0If3hko
— EllenFromNowOn (@ellenfromnowon) March 26, 2022
At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band pic.twitter.com/yaVpAbRgMX
— Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) March 25, 2022
Florida undefeated pic.twitter.com/bxKrswZqh4
— drillie (@drilliebobby) March 25, 2022
the best gossip you will ever get is from your friend about the people at their job that you don't know
— zae (@itszaeok) March 25, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/30/22
I aspire to achieving my gf's work from home vibe pic.twitter.com/YP6EdtTISj
— Conor Bronsdon 🌔 (@ConorBronsdon) March 21, 2022
Every three years we get a new Joker. Meanwhile, Lady Penelope Peasoup, (a Batman villainess played by Glynis Johns, who ran a finishing school that secretly trained young women to become thieves) hasn’t had an onscreen appearance since the 60’s. There is no justice. pic.twitter.com/x0yhbhR5Mh
— Andrew Farmer (@thatsajellyfish) March 21, 2022
The price of Gasolina is too high and when we needed him most, he vanished… https://t.co/oYrYUZUwW7
— @kp_official1 on IG (@kp_official_1) March 21, 2022
How the fuck did you get my number Mark pic.twitter.com/rJxk4ugy3f
— Katy Stoll (@katystoll) March 21, 2022
you know exactly which song this is pic.twitter.com/zNFZlIoDNv
— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) March 20, 2022
Multipurpose Room 3/30/22
Blinded By the Light 3/30/22
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Show and Tell 3/29/22
HELPPP THE TICKET GUY ASKED ME IF I CAME DRESSED AS THE RIDDLER TO SEE BATMAN IM LITERALLY JUST WEARING MY EVERYDAY CLOTHES
— mike/nick/ed ☻ (@adalaatar) March 27, 2022
my inner demons me pic.twitter.com/yBeYpo4VvB
— Gators Daily 🐊 (@GatorsDaily) March 26, 2022
coach: show no mercy! show them that we’re killers! KILLERS!!!
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) March 25, 2022
me (as pictured bottom center): pic.twitter.com/2EoovI9iLn
I just found a new pizza place that ALSO do pizzas for dogs (giving benefits to a charity) SO THIS HAPPENED: pic.twitter.com/upXyrEZKQ3
— 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙖 (@geniespinosa) March 26, 2022
A labelling error with one of my parent's lambs has accidentally created this image that goes so hard pic.twitter.com/LfW6Z34fq5
— Elliot Baggott (@ElliotBaggott) March 26, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/29/22
Netflix going from the best rental service to the streamer with the objectively worst library, killing cinematic art more than Blockbuster could ever dream of while pretending to be your bestie on social media, is one hell of a corporate villain arc.
— William Friedkin Truths (@LazlosGhost) March 21, 2022
y’all bullied kylie jenner into changing her son name LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/CXLi4ZkKVI
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) March 22, 2022
THEY MADE HIM A WINDOW!!!!! pic.twitter.com/6AESnezSJ8
— Daniel Zennon (@dzennon) March 21, 2022
hotel air conditioners are the mcdonald’s sprite of ac
— Spac3💧 (@spaceeong) March 21, 2022
Flirt! (he's tall) https://t.co/rsdC7cGsa2
— Amanda Hunt (@AmandaHuntnKiss) March 21, 2022
Multipurpose Room 3/29/22
Blinded By the Light 3/29/22
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
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Monday, March 28, 2022
Show and Tell 3/28/22
The yr Will and Jada boycotted the oscars Chris hosted and was running his mouth about Jada then too so I take dis moment as something thats been boiling under fa a while
— Mars (@marsdinero) March 28, 2022
How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) March 27, 2022
Andrew literally just forgot how old he was and I had to Google it
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) March 27, 2022
annual reminder that no one will ever will look better than Lucy Liu at the 2000 Oscars pic.twitter.com/KrAkoGhUIy
— Carrie Wittmer 🦇 (@carriesnotscary) March 27, 2022
The tennis racket has broken off my trophy and it now looks like I was West Yorkshire masturbating champion ...... pic.twitter.com/B0qlm6W2xR
— kevin martin (@seatedskydiver) March 26, 2022
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 3/28/22
I forget where I first heard it described this way, but this remains the greatest special effect in superhero movie history: pic.twitter.com/1EHfiB6Vsa
— Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall) March 22, 2022
Hear me out, what if instead of doing nothing, we did this pic.twitter.com/zqeXpNq5jU
— Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash) March 22, 2022
National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras. pic.twitter.com/6dwnJ0uBSC
— Lars-Johan Larsson (@LarsJohanL) March 21, 2022
Omicron BA.1 caused a higher daily death rate than Delta. BA.2 is ~30% more contagious & people have stopped wearing masks. Each time a wave comes through our infrastructure is weaker than it was with the previous wave. I’m out of words. Please follow the science & reporting.
— We Can Build A Better World 🕊 (@BreeNewsome) March 23, 2022
i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear
— ab d. roger (@tropicanapussy) March 22, 2022
Multipurpose Room 3/28/22
Blinded By the Light 3/28/22
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
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