Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross are expecting their first child together, according to E!. The couple were married on August 31st at Diana Ross' Connecticut estate. Ashlee Simpson shares a son with ex-husband Pete Wentz, Bronx Mowgli, 6. Brooklyn Baloo would work for either a boy or a girl.
Gotta make that money somehow.
ReplyDeleteSo the question is, who benefits? Does Ashlee have more access to cash than Evan? Diana Ross has 5 children, Ashlee has one rich sister. However, said sister has an unemployed husband. Does this make me sound cynical? Oh well.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Kanye "eighteen years, eighteen years" that is just my opinion though.
DeleteSame thing I was thinking. Baby = 18 years of guaranteed income.
DeleteHow'd she get pregnant?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she conceived on thanksgiving?
Deletemaybe they're just playing let's pretend.
DeleteBrooklyn Baloo. The snark is strong with Outtie.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be Detroit Babloo in honor of his momma!
ReplyDelete@Kat my thoughts exactly. Bronx Mogwli will have a little brother, Turkey Baster (or Poire à Jus, for some French style).
ReplyDeleteOr Giblets lol
DeleteWasn't there some speculation that because of her partying lifestyle she didn't have much access to her son? Who would have thunk it. A rock singer is a better parent than she?
ReplyDeleteAgre with dereck. I always wonder how the first 'practice' kids of famous people feel. You read it all the time, how they were young and dumb and spent all their time on their career, and suddely litle bobby is 15 and daddy hardly knows him. But now with new wife, he's practically breastfeeding his new baby, and taking new kid to the zoo. Really, how does older kid feel? I wld be pretty pissed i think.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many trashy liw rent names to choose from, this will be really fun! Im going with a girl named mommy's new career, or rehab sally or Idonadodrugs nomote, lol
ReplyDeleteYeah isn't sge supposed to be using Vicodan to get over her coke habit? They will drug test and she will be monitored and little Brooklyn will go through withdrawl upon entry to this world.
ReplyDeleteI figured she would get pregnant to claim a little bit of that Arn Ness/Ross $$$. Isn't Evan one of Arn's chirrens?
Bwahaha,u rock auntliddy!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy make another kid if you can't even be a decent parent to the already existing one? But then again Pete Wentz's kid isn't much of a moneymaker anymore, so better make another one with a potentially rich guy, right Asslee?
ReplyDeleteanother kid she won't have custody of? what a great idea
ReplyDeleteevan and his bro are from a swiss multi millionaire and will have $$$ separate from diana's but probably in trusts.. i think di had 4 baby daddy's
ReplyDeleteCan you say Julian Lennon?
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling is another one of those women that seemed to crank out babies (thank god she's stopped) with no regard to how in the hell they're gonna afford them (the champagne lifestyle way she lives). The kid's welfare seems to be the last thought on the idiot mother's minds (the fathers are absolute idiots too for sure).
ReplyDeleteSo true @MinPin--my parents had some drinks with Julian once! lol (cant make this shit up---said he was a nice guy-his past didnt come up much--not appropriate for a random run in with music royalty at a pub in London)
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