Monday, December 15, 2014

What Is It Like to Spend a Night Partying With Jena Malone?

LA Weekly set out to answer that question. Read the reporter's first person account of her Wild Nights with Jena Malone.

15 comments:

  1. No thanks---she annoys me and can't act.

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  2. And how much did that article cost? Jena Malone isn't exactly on the tip of everyone's tongue. Metaphorically speaking - I have no details on her sex life.

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  3. Who knows with a story like that??? Maybe I'm cynical but can you really believe any story like that. I guess she threw in the part about Jena pissing in the parking lot on the way to the club to show that it must be real if she put that in. Sounds like a classy girl.

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  4. @Derek- I just finished reading the first section and I'm with you. This is seriously the most pretentious shit I've read. Plus, there is all this weed talk that is making my dankruptcy situation even more upsetting.

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    1. Awh I am sending green thoughts your way : )
      Dont hit me but I am so much of it (not mine but my roomie smokes and I usually decline when offered)

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  5. "I’m not sure if Jena is high or not, but she begins to tell me that she likes draping her breasts in sunlight and on flowers and water and ropes and silk. She doesn’t understand our society and what we are clothing our bodies in." For her sake, I hope she's high! WTF?! I'm sure she and Miley would have tons to talk about

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    1. I think I lost 20 IQ points just by imagining them together.

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    2. LOL ---I tried to hate read he article but couldnt get past the 2nd paragraph

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  6. You can smell the pretentiousness in the line before the first paragraph.

    [Editor's note: Soon-to-be-award-winning gonzo music journalist Danielle Bacher prowls the late late night scene for West Coast Sound. For this installment, she hit the town with actress and musician Jena Malone of Donnie Darko, Hunger Games and new Paul Thomas Anderson flick Inherent Vice].

    I'm a soon to be award winning gonzo blogger commenter! Huzzah!

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  7. And Seven, don't forget her awarding winning mistake of THEN for THAN. Even the editor didn't catch it.

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  8. I'm sorry, but Hunter S. Thompson was a gonzo journalist, Hemmingway & Henry Miller were gonzo journalists. Interviewing some tepid actress (who is so forgettable that nobody know who she is) doesn't particularly even qualify you as interesting. The fact that you can't seem to get a damn drink or your waiter to pay any attention to you doesn't exactly illustrate your or Jena's "larger than life" presence either. I was married to a musician for over 10 years and Jena, there's a name for all of those "interesting" places your band plays. They're called no name dives. She says L.A. will never be as cool as Paris because it's always trying too hard. I'd say the same applies to you Jena dear.

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  9. Shrug. No idea who Jena Malone is.

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