"I'm just the head of a mass-murdering cult, standing in front of a mentally unstable prison groupie, asking her to love me."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 18, 2014
In other news: Charles Manson is engaged
"I'm just the head of a mass-murdering cult, standing in front of a mentally unstable prison groupie, asking her to love me."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 18, 2014
LOL, love Patton!
ReplyDeleteAmazing how simple the truth can be. Only takes 140 characters.
ReplyDeleteThat's the Titts!!!
ReplyDeleteHolla!!!
Suge- neither can she!
DeleteI adore Patton Oswalt!! <3
ReplyDeletePrison groupies are fascinating (in the WTH kind of way). Someone once told me that women have two magic powers, and with those magic powers, they can pretty much get whatever they want. If you have two magic powers and you can get whatever you want, why waste it on douchebags who kill pregnant women? Use your powers for good, sisters!
Do She Can Sell Out AND Write a tell all book when he dies...
DeleteI assume that's her motivation. She inherits all rights to his story.
DeleteWe have two magic powers? :-)
DeleteWhat are the magic powers??? I think my mom never taught me this and I really outght to know!
DeleteWatch me pull this rabbit ouuta my hat!
DeleteThe way to get straight sex in jail.
ReplyDeleteSeems to me you should lose your right to get married. Especially this guy.
Tina-read he is not eligible for conjugal visits ever.
DeleteThat needs more retweets!
ReplyDeleteOh there is justice in the world sort of
ReplyDeleteAccording to CNN
The prison limits physical contact. During visits, Star and Manson can only hug each other at the beginning and end. Because Manson is serving a life sentence, they won't be allowed conjugal visits, even when they're married.
No conjugal you say??
DeleteHe won't reproduce an heir ??
Sads all around! !!
yes, shame that, isn't it??? I wonder if he can sperm catch and implant in her???
Deleteseems like the law possibly hasn't caught up that far with things yet.
oh god. she is of childbearing age...
Like my grandmother used to say, there is a lid for every pot.
ReplyDeleteErica, lol, my nana's was every pot has its cover!
DeleteI'm laughing right now auntliddy! Gotta love that kind of wisdom and advice that seems to be universal among grandmothers.
DeleteErica-another one of my nana's i love to this day is you cant get arrested for thinking. ( used when someone was full of themselves and talk like their poop doesnt stink). Lol
Delete"You don't get who you want in life you get who you are!" --Gemma Teller. . My homeslice.. see if you survive tonight hbic..
ReplyDeletelady h where are you??? Do you wanna discuss soa here??? Seems fitting. .
did you see the parents society up in arms over all the sex in last week's episode? ?
I was mostly focused on Jax being ass up and legs spread ma self....
Patton Oswalt is brilliant.
ReplyDeletePatton is da bomb. Wish we saw/heard more of him. Suge, thanks foe reminding to tape SOA.
ReplyDeleteIt's a different mass murderer, but Ann Rule wrote about Ted Bundy that when he was in prison, the prisoners would put money into a pot to buy off a prison guard to look the other way. They would draw one name, and that person would get the unofficial conjugal visit. Bundy impregnated his wife while he was on death row.
ReplyDelete*shudder*
Ugh. I was hoping that that couldn't be possible, but Wikipedia says that his wife Carol gave birth to their daughter in 1982. Do we know what happened to either of them?
Delete*shuddering with you*
Hopefully this freak girl is happy about the no intimacy aspect. If she's not then she should be committed for sure.
ReplyDeleteThe single girl in me weeps a little. How the hell does Charles Manson have someone and I don't?!! SMH
ReplyDeleteHoneychild, don't even THINK about a comparison between your sweet & charming self & that infected mucous of a man let alone put it in a sentence... All in good time---embrace the single girl--Be the single girl... ; )
DeleteAwww, you're too sweet! Thanks Rolo! :)
DeleteThink of it this way. You may be single, but you AREN'T engaged to a psychopath.
DeleteP.S. embrace your singleness! Be you and be awesome!
So Jessi, you're saying you're available for Charles Manson or someone in his league?
DeleteYes, Perhaps if I ever do online dating my introduction will be- swf seeking sociopath w/ mad skills of mind control and admiration of the Beatles. ;) I didn't realize my statement would come across as desperate. Ha. I'm good ladies and really no issue w/ my single status...on most days! You guys are too kind though.
DeleteLol Jessi be glad you're single if that's the only option out there!! Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel!
DeleteHoly Limburger Alfred----shiiite, that's funny!!!! ROFL!! ; )
ReplyDeletehas anyone seen lady h today?? i'm here lady!!!
ReplyDeletei miss you
Awwww sugarbread gerbil! (I miss her too!)
DeleteThat's amazing haha
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Cheesegrater - nor can Charlie! No conjugal visits!
ReplyDeleteWell carve a swastika in my forehead! True love does exist! (Patton is awesome)
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