Posted by actor Stephen Amell:
Had breakfast on Tuesday in Los Angeles with my wife and daughter. In the midst of marveling at how she’s able to eat pancakes intended for fully grown humans while weighing less than 25 pounds… An incredibly famous young woman came in with her sort of (not really) famous boyfriend. I immediately tensed because I consider this person – as the father of a young girl – to be nothing short of an emotional terrorist. My wife senses this and asks me what’s wrong. I respond that we need to leave immediately for fear my kid and this overly sexualized velociraptor make eye contact even for the briefest of instances. I was dead serious. This is what it’s like to have a daughter.
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Well, clutch my pearls! Calm down, dude. Your precious, pristine, baby most likely had no idea what was going on.
ReplyDeleteProbably Miley or Swiftie.
ReplyDeleteOverly sexualized velociraptor makes me think Miley and her scary tongue.
velociraptor (well, that's a new word for me).
ReplyDeleteWho's the bad person here? The young woman or man?
The man. He needs to calm down bc she wasn't going to eat his baby, she was eating at the same place.
DeleteMiley or Arianna Grande
ReplyDelete@califblondy, the velociraptor was the single scariest creature in the original Jurassic Park. I saw it in the theater and nearly jumped out of my seat! It's small and isn't really portrayed right in the movie (they had feathers and were smaller) other than being terrifying.
ReplyDeleteSo as I'm typing this, I'm watching the SNL show on Hulu+ and who comes on? MILEY. She's singing a song about "50 shades of free" and the chorus is composed of quips like "get on the bus, Gus" and a deep guttural down-country roll to some of the lyrics. She has a great voice but the song is silly.
Oh, duh, I thought that thing was just a raptor.
DeleteThat's a Paul Simon song Seven. "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
DeleteI like to sing it in my car.
I agree - Miley is the oversexualized one in the story, but the dad in the story is the one with issues here! Relax.
DeleteOn the side note, the song she was singing was an old classic - Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
@Jessi, well now I feel like a dork because I looooove Paul Simon. Maybe it sounded weird b/c Miley's singing it and I was projecting. :b Also, they had a Kanye song where he's just way too bad for you. Uh-huh.
DeleteSeven go listen to Paul Simon's version stat! It's an awesome song, Miley just sucks.
DeleteI agree this blind is about her but that guy sounds like he's bordering on being the next Kirk Cameron. Take a seat dude.
Nah, no need to feel like a dork. It was a bizarre song choice for her. I skipped the Kanye performance entirely. Wish they would have had Jack White perform, instead of these fools.
DeleteLOL, Seven of Eleven has officially revealed herself to be a lot younger than I am!
DeleteFun fact: the raptor in Jurassic park was modeled after the Utah Raptor, not the velicoraptor. It's the largest one, and is pretty scary. It was discovered about 20 mins from where I live. We go out to the dig site that it was discovered and have picnics and watch them work. My geology professor was one of the ones who discovered it and totally has a picture of him and Steven Spielberg from when he came to research it and it's scary claw nail.
DeleteMy best friend and I saw Jurassic Park and at the same day they had a special preview screening of the Robert Downey, Jr. classic (IMO) Heart and Souls. Afterwards, we went through the mall (where the theater was) talking about JP until finally I said "You're going to make fun of me, but I actually like Heart and Souls better..." Expecting him to start ragging on me he said, "Thank God. I wanted to say the same thing but didn't want to sound like a pussy." The movie wasn't supposed to come out until a week later I believe and we both were telling everyone how good it was. We actually both got dates with hottest and most popular girls in school the next week because they thought we were "sensitive" for wanting to see that when all the other guys wanted them to see JP. I still watch that movie quite a bit. I remember the day I found it on DVD and had my Mom watch it with me and it became one of her favorite movies.
DeleteHe sounds ridiculous. It made him uncomfortable for whatever reason. don't put that on your baby.
ReplyDeleteI read this over at Dlisted and thought the guy was a bit over the top here...She's what 2? Pancakes are all she's seeing at this point of the breakfast. Imagine how psycho he'll be when she starts dating?
ReplyDeleteMethinks he was probably a huge man whore before he settled down..Just like the jealous guy who is the one actually cheating but accuses his chaste partner unjustifiably.
Yeah, probably got a huge hard on and tried to deflect by going to the restroom because his eggs weren't sitting right, but really just jerking off. His post is just some ridiculous projection/atonement.
DeleteProjecting much?
DeleteOh he cheats. I bet with men.
DeleteYes, overreaction much?!
ReplyDeleteKylie/Tyga?
ReplyDeleteI think maybe he was trying to be funny? This is def about Miley.
ReplyDeleteAww it gives me the sads to see him getting a harsh response. I follow him on Facebook and saw him post this several days ago. It wasn't written to be a blind item, it was just a funny glimpse into the mind of an admittedly overprotective father.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Stephen Amell is, but I assumed he was being funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm not a Miley fan by any means but I actually liked her version of the Paul Simon song. I feel old too knowing that everyone doesn't know this song. Love Paul. Didn't see Edie in the audience to support her husband.
He was definitely just being funny. I follow Stephen Amell and he's always posting about being an over protective dad. He wasn't serious. I love that he is madly in love with his daughter and I think it's refreshing to see tbh
ReplyDeleteHe may hv been joking.
ReplyDeleteRemember what plays in print isn't the same as what plays in person. Sarcasm and irony come across way different. His joke fell very flat.
ReplyDeletePoe's Law is no joke!
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ReplyDeleteSounds like his post had the desired effect- people are talking about him.
ReplyDeleteI think he was just joking. I don't know much about him, but from what I have seen, he has sense of humour. I loved the video he posted about his "new girlfriend" Anne Rice, after she mentioned in a FB post how much she enjoyed his show and thought he might be good casting to play Lestat in any possible future movie.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who don't know, Stephen Amell plays the Arrow on the CW. I've seen a few things he's tweeted with the guys from Supernatural and it's all been pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say after watching BANSHEE last week and seeing the bullshit that Lucas & Carrie's daughter is getting up to, I can sympathize with this thinking. I'm so glad I never had kids, especially when I see the stupid shit that the media glorifies about young stars appearances and their behavior.
He probably didn't want to be in the same eatery as whoever this was because he obviously doesn't like her and she was most likely going to attract attention. I can see his point. I wouldn't want to be in a restaraunt with people from the Westboro Church, whether or not they were talking to me. Just sayin.
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