Gwen Stefani was best dressed, IMHO. Now her singing, that's another story. The whole time she was performing with Levine, I kept thinking, "This would be SO much better with Xtina."
Katy's Perry's dress aged her, I thought. And I loathe purple hair. Isn't that like so 2011.
Kim Kardashian looked ridiculously bad. Oh, how I wish Joan Rivers was still with us.
Yes, Madonna's red carpet outfit was awful. Around 1990, she was wearing the fashions she should be wearing now: sharp suits and lovely gowns. At least she doesn't have that long, stringy hair any more - that was the worst. No, actually the over-50 cheerleader outfits were the worst.
Meanie Katey wore a wig and the wig tape pulled her left eye too far and made her look Asian. Great wig though hooker!! I loved riri flying cupcake dress though and +1 on swifty kimmykakes was straight off the runway and so not tailored to her short body..
Those dresses were HIDEOUS. I bet there are a lot of stylists who are looking for new gigs this morning. Imho, RiRi looked godawful. That dress reminded me of Ralphie in the bunny suit, a "pink nightmare". Kelly O. tweeted that she was not pregnant. Someone should have told her that if the dress makes you appear preggers, keep looking. Katy's performance dress was cool when Solange got married in it.
Katy's dress is pretty but it's too long and the shoes are all wrong to me. Missed Grammies due to Saul playing during that time and then DA. I'll look up everything later. That's what Monday's are for!
I don't care for Katy's dress. The fringey thing is distracting and as Sherry said, it's too long for the top.
KimK's dress was hideous and that photo of Kanye grabbing her butt shows how tacky and tasteless they are. I wonder if they had to use industrial strength boob tape.
Minaj sticking her butt out and glaring at the camera, give me a break.
Madonna looked utterly ridiculous. Good grief, who thought that Betty Boop getup was a good idea? Poor Lordes! "MOM! Put those things away and wear some pants!"
Gwen Stefani looks totally different.
I did like the pic where Minaj is all wth at Miley's dress, but to be honest, I'd prefer Miley's smiling over Minaj's constant trout pout.
Holy crap, Rihanna looks like one of those crocheted toilet paper holders with the doll sticking out of it in my gran's bathroom!
Does Ariana Grande always do that wide-eyed looking up under her lashes thing? It is not cute, it is not charming, it is not sexy. It is juvenile.
Chrissy Teigen's dress looks like her face. It's odd.
I don't know who Charli Roman Numerals is but that outfit is just plain dorky.
Pharrell and his wife.... I have no words. This is the Grammy Awards, not a tennis match.
I didn't know Courtney Cox was dating Johnny McDaid.
So is Sia the new Gaga?
HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER, Guiliana is living bobblehead!
DJ Paris, gag.
OK, I liked Kat Graham's dress and Anna Kendrick's pantsuit.
Jane Fonda looks like she should be singing Frosted Lucky Charms song.
Ok first of all, Kim Kardashian, the Nature Boy Rick Flair called, he wants his robe back. I mean really. What the hell was she wearing. And Madonna, you are not Cher. Only Cher can wear those over the top get ups and look great doing it. Let me give you a clue. Their laughing at you, not with you.
Kim K should be banned from appearing in public. Not only was she dressed bad, but she was wearing too much bronzer and looked like she was trying to appear more ethnic. Rihanna reminded me of those cakes where the icing is the doll's dress. I hate the sheer look that Katy Perry is wearing and the only thing I liked about Swifty was her shoes. Gwen Stefani and Anna Kendrick look like they got it right. And a big shout out to Annie Lennox who looks fabulous and proves that you don't have to show off your goods in order to do so.
So let me get this straight..Kanye is yet again pissed that someone not name Beyonce won (even though she did win something)? And anyone see the kiss on the carpet? Kim didn't even pucker her lips. That had to be the most chaste kiss ever! And the sleeves were too long. She's short and she get these dresses for much taller girls but doesn't or can't have them altered to fit right. I hate these two I really do. Please go away!
Madonna should be ashamed of herself but I don't think she's capable of being ashamed anymore. If they didn't say that was Gwen Stefani I wouldn't have recognized her. I think she made her eyes more open. Swift was meh.
I didn't watch, but In this picture Katy looks like she's had a bad eye lift (turning Japanese I think she's turning Japanese I really think so), plus that outfit looks like part of Britney's Toxic bodysuit.
She doesn't look good there IMO. I'm also on board with the - Let's retire the boring lavender hair people!!!
Just clicked the link.....Jesus Gulianna Rancic looks HORRIFYING!!! I cannot believe they let her host anything looking that bad.
I liked GaGa's silver outfit. Madonna on the other hand has jumped the shark for good. She actually jumped the shark a long time ago but seriously Madge, NOBODY wants to see your strapped up ass...NOBODY!!!
Now I've heard of trying to pass for white, but is KK trying to pass for black now? I wonder just how many bottles of bronzer she used up for that? Can you visualize what a mess her clothes look like when they get to the dry cleaners?
Has anyone seen grande latte without her ponytail?
All that money and the vast majority of singers couldn't manage to find an attractive looking outfit. There were an awful lot of Cinderella vs Streetwalker themes going on there though.
Quit trying to suck up to Bey and Jay, Kanye--you're not fooling anyone...
Please tell me that side view of Guiliana was Photoshopped, because if it wasn't...I don't usually comment on people's weight, but that's truly scary skinny; I wouldn't be surprised to hear about her ending up in the hospital at this point.
I agree on Kelly and Katy's lavender hair (enough!), but I thought the former's dress was very nice, if a bit busy-looking.
I actually liked Miley's outfit--she didn't really show cleavage in it, letting the back and the cutouts take care of that, but keeping her butt covered; she also didn't over-accessorize, as I think the only jewelry she wore were some small diamond earrings...oh, and that big happy smile. Hey, when you're that age with that body, you might as well rock it!
Not thrilled w/Gaga's silver dress, but I did think she looked good while performing w/Tony Bennett, and she sounded decent; he's an old pro and smart enough that I don't think he'd be performing with her if he didn't think her voice was up to snuff.
Somehow I missed Taylor's shoes, but it was refreshing to see someone actually wearing a color other than black and white, and it looked good on her.
In the "Dear God, NO!!!" category, of course: Madonna, Kim K., Ariana Grande, Paris (well, for her entire existence, really...), and Rihanna, who looked way too much like a toilet paper holder doll...
Katy looks great there...but when she performed that white dress had too much fabric in her mid section and made her look pregnant.
ReplyDeleteKim K's outfit was AWFUL - it made her look boxy and did nothing for her figure.
Agree with you on Kim K. Her only job is to look good, so if she doesn't look good, it's a major fail.
DeleteGwen Stefani was best dressed, IMHO. Now her singing, that's another story. The whole time she was performing with Levine, I kept thinking, "This would be SO much better with Xtina."
ReplyDeleteKaty's Perry's dress aged her, I thought. And I loathe purple hair. Isn't that like so 2011.
Kim Kardashian looked ridiculously bad. Oh, how I wish Joan Rivers was still with us.
I also thought Madonna looked fab on stage but ridic on the red carpet.
DeleteYes, Madonna's red carpet outfit was awful. Around 1990, she was wearing the fashions she should be wearing now: sharp suits and lovely gowns. At least she doesn't have that long, stringy hair any more - that was the worst. No, actually the over-50 cheerleader outfits were the worst.
DeleteI like Swift's dress. It was one of the few that wasn't black.
ReplyDeleteI loved her teal dress, so pretty!
DeleteWtf did Katy Perry do to her eyes??? They're wonky!
ReplyDeleteGwen Stefani needs to stop with the plastic surgery. :/
Madonna, Madonna, Madonna. Wtf. LOL
OmG, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Gwen looks very different!!
DeleteWonder if Gavin will be getting surgery as well.
DeleteMeanie Katey wore a wig and the wig tape pulled her left eye too far and made her look Asian. Great wig though hooker!!
DeleteI loved riri flying cupcake dress though
and +1 on swifty
kimmykakes was straight off the runway and so not tailored to her short body..
Those dresses were HIDEOUS. I bet there are a lot of stylists who are looking for new gigs this morning.
ReplyDeleteImho, RiRi looked godawful. That dress reminded me of Ralphie in the bunny suit, a "pink nightmare". Kelly O. tweeted that she was not pregnant. Someone should have told her that if the dress makes you appear preggers, keep looking. Katy's performance dress was cool when Solange got married in it.
Katy's dress is pretty but it's too long and the shoes are all wrong to me. Missed Grammies due to Saul playing during that time and then DA. I'll look up everything later. That's what Monday's are for!
ReplyDeleteI don't care for Katy's dress. The fringey thing is distracting and as Sherry said, it's too long for the top.
ReplyDeleteKimK's dress was hideous and that photo of Kanye grabbing her butt shows how tacky and tasteless they are. I wonder if they had to use industrial strength boob tape.
Minaj sticking her butt out and glaring at the camera, give me a break.
Madonna looked utterly ridiculous. Good grief, who thought that Betty Boop getup was a good idea? Poor Lordes! "MOM! Put those things away and wear some pants!"
Gwen Stefani looks totally different.
I did like the pic where Minaj is all wth at Miley's dress, but to be honest, I'd prefer Miley's smiling over Minaj's constant trout pout.
Holy crap, Rihanna looks like one of those crocheted toilet paper holders with the doll sticking out of it in my gran's bathroom!
Does Ariana Grande always do that wide-eyed looking up under her lashes thing? It is not cute, it is not charming, it is not sexy. It is juvenile.
Chrissy Teigen's dress looks like her face. It's odd.
I don't know who Charli Roman Numerals is but that outfit is just plain dorky.
Pharrell and his wife.... I have no words. This is the Grammy Awards, not a tennis match.
I didn't know Courtney Cox was dating Johnny McDaid.
So is Sia the new Gaga?
HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER, Guiliana is living bobblehead!
DJ Paris, gag.
OK, I liked Kat Graham's dress and Anna Kendrick's pantsuit.
Jane Fonda looks like she should be singing Frosted Lucky Charms song.
LOL Seven!
DeleteAgree about Miley's smile vs. Minaj's trout pout.
Paris appeared a little "fuller" than her normal look. Kim K looks like she stole one if Ric Flair's robes.
DeleteOf, not if. Get it together Snarky.
DeleteTotally agree.
DeleteKaty Perry looks like she's wearing a Blanche Devereux special.
ReplyDeleteNot usually a bad thing, but not on her.
What did Perry do to her face? Her eyes are different...
DeleteIs Rihanna pregnant? I think she's hiding a bump.
ReplyDeleteOk first of all, Kim Kardashian, the Nature Boy Rick Flair called, he wants his robe back. I mean really. What the hell was she wearing. And Madonna, you are not Cher. Only Cher can wear those over the top get ups and look great doing it. Let me give you a clue. Their laughing at you, not with you.
ReplyDeleteHa!@Rick Flair reference
DeleteKim K should be banned from appearing in public. Not only was she dressed bad, but she was wearing too much bronzer and looked like she was trying to appear more ethnic. Rihanna reminded me of those cakes where the icing is the doll's dress. I hate the sheer look that Katy Perry is wearing and the only thing I liked about Swifty was her shoes. Gwen Stefani and Anna Kendrick look like they got it right. And a big shout out to Annie Lennox who looks fabulous and proves that you don't have to show off your goods in order to do so.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to add that Madonna, too, should be sent to the corner for a time out. WTF???????
DeleteSo let me get this straight..Kanye is yet again pissed that someone not name Beyonce won (even though she did win something)? And anyone see the kiss on the carpet? Kim didn't even pucker her lips. That had to be the most chaste kiss ever! And the sleeves were too long. She's short and she get these dresses for much taller girls but doesn't or can't have them altered to fit right. I hate these two I really do. Please go away!
ReplyDeleteMadonna should be ashamed of herself but I don't think she's capable of being ashamed anymore.
ReplyDeleteIf they didn't say that was Gwen Stefani I wouldn't have recognized her. I think she made her eyes more open.
Swift was meh.
I didn't watch, but In this picture Katy looks like she's had a bad eye lift (turning Japanese I think she's turning Japanese I really think so), plus that outfit looks like part of Britney's Toxic bodysuit.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look good there IMO. I'm also on board with the - Let's retire the boring lavender hair people!!!
Just clicked the link.....Jesus Gulianna Rancic looks HORRIFYING!!! I cannot believe they let her host anything looking that bad.
ReplyDeleteI liked GaGa's silver outfit.
Madonna on the other hand has jumped the shark for good. She actually jumped the shark a long time ago but seriously Madge, NOBODY wants to see your strapped up ass...NOBODY!!!
Now I've heard of trying to pass for white, but is KK trying to pass for black now? I wonder just how many bottles of bronzer she used up for that? Can you visualize what a mess her clothes look like when they get to the dry cleaners?
Has anyone seen grande latte without her ponytail?
All that money and the vast majority of singers couldn't manage to find an attractive looking outfit. There were an awful lot of Cinderella vs Streetwalker themes going on there though.
Quit trying to suck up to Bey and Jay, Kanye--you're not fooling anyone...
DeletePlease tell me that side view of Guiliana was Photoshopped, because if it wasn't...I don't usually comment on people's weight, but that's truly scary skinny; I wouldn't be surprised to hear about her ending up in the hospital at this point.
I agree on Kelly and Katy's lavender hair (enough!), but I thought the former's dress was very nice, if a bit busy-looking.
I actually liked Miley's outfit--she didn't really show cleavage in it, letting the back and the cutouts take care of that, but keeping her butt covered; she also didn't over-accessorize, as I think the only jewelry she wore were some small diamond earrings...oh, and that big happy smile. Hey, when you're that age with that body, you might as well rock it!
Not thrilled w/Gaga's silver dress, but I did think she looked good while performing w/Tony Bennett, and she sounded decent; he's an old pro and smart enough that I don't think he'd be performing with her if he didn't think her voice was up to snuff.
Somehow I missed Taylor's shoes, but it was refreshing to see someone actually wearing a color other than black and white, and it looked good on her.
In the "Dear God, NO!!!" category, of course: Madonna, Kim K., Ariana Grande, Paris (well, for her entire existence, really...), and Rihanna, who looked way too much like a toilet paper holder doll...
"There were an awful lot of Cinderella vs Streetwalker themes going on there though."
ReplyDeleteJoan used to do a "Starlet or Streetwalker" segment from time to time. She's gone and people have gone back to being ridiculous.
I would love to hear what she would say about that horror that Rihanna had on.
I miss snarky Joan :(
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