Monday, February 9, 2015

Ellen Page Has A Squatter

While Ellen Page was away, a man made himself at home in her garage. TMZ reports that Jordan Dillard brought in bedding, a cell phone, a laptop, an iPod, a pot pipe, and one Sony Playstation game controller. Page discovered she had a squatter on Tuesday when he knocked on her windows and tried to bust through her front door. A judge has ordered him to stay 100 yards away from the property.
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  1. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:02 AM

    I can't even read that article...I glanced at the headline and thought it said "Ellen Page is a Squirtter" and thought that was way more info than ANY of us need about Ellen Page :/

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    1. Its just UFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:19 AM

      Gina, I was just about to say the very same thing!!

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  2. SherryFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:04 AM

    Just 100 yrds away. Oh that's still creepy.

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  3. auntliddyFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:08 AM

    Wth????? Really, u cldnt pay me to be a celeb. Just be regular person, who has their batshit relatives living in their garage, lolololol. And stay away from ellen!!!!!

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  4. BallyFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:36 AM

    This is scary. It could have turned out much much worse. I'm glad she's all right. The guy couldn't have been mentally stable if he brought a game controller and no game to use it with.

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    1. BallyFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:36 AM

      In addition to the fact he was living in her garage.

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  5. Brenda LFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:52 AM

    At least he brought his own game controller, you never know when a good game of Crash Bandicoot might happen.

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  6. ethorneFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:42 AM

    All these electronics, but no charger listed. Bummer.

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    1. VIPblondeFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:53 AM

      @ethorne That explains why he was trying to get in the house!

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  7. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:59 AM

    We had a squatter in our house. Pissed all over the toilet seat *ducks*

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  8. MinPinGirlFebruary 9, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    Me thinks Ellen needs to get a gun. Either that or she and Keanu need to move in together and be roommates. She could stop him from drunk calling Charlize, and he can intervene when Ellen's stalkers come to call. It's a win/win.

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