Monday, February 9, 2015

All Three Fifty Shades Moves Will Be Made

Planning on skipping out on Fifty Shades of Grey in theatres in hopes that it will prevent further movies being made? Bad news for you; the studio doesn't care. According to The Hollywood Reporter, director Sam Taylor-Johnson revealed at a screening on Friday that all three books will in fact be made into films. The movie opens Friday, and is expected to have a huge opening weekend. For those that don't know, Fifty Shades of Grey is Twilight Fan Fiction. So substitute sex scenes for vampires and werewolves, and there you go. Based on Twilight's box office, the movies will probably be huge.
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  1. ethorneFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    So tired of the shitty commercials for this shitty movie.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    I predict a buyout of that agreement before all three get made.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 1:49 PM

      From your lips to God's ear...

      I'll have my sainted mother say a rosary.

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    2. AoifeFebruary 9, 2015 at 7:11 PM

      I hope so.

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  3. SusanFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    I get the feeling this movie is going to be huge this weekend. Never jumped on the bandwagon. Will any of you watch? Come on, you got to let us know!

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  4. auntliddyFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    Couldnt get into book, premise is beyond idiotic. Dont care about this but it is going to be interesting to see how it does!! Wont be seeing in tho, no. And since these two stars dislike each other, how are they going to squeeze 2 more movies out of them without bloodshed? Im sure if male actir didnt agree to sequels in first contract, he wont be back. Hey! What if they just made the same movie over and over only with different cast?! So people wld be all, who's in it this time? And i completely forgot but this reminded me my birthday is saturday! As a gift, i want the ability to fly.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:32 AM

      You're hilarious Aunt Liddy! Red bull gives you wings....

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  5. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    I nearly vommed in my mouth when i saw emblazoned across our local cinema "THE CHICK FLICK OF THE YEAR!". I'd rather have satan's minions attach nipple clamps to a battery and my booby hats whilst being forced to listen to Bieber than see that utter guff.

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  6. audreyFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:12 AM

    I am one chick who won't be wasting my time or money on this crapfest.

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  7. Seven of ElevenFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:18 AM

    LOL @Bee!

    No way in hell would I feast on that garbage. The leads have zero chemistry even in the trailers and the whole thing is an absolute crapfest. Boggles my mind how many great writers barely get out of the gate and this horribly written detritus nets the author $100 mil.

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  8. SugarTitzFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    Auntliddy you're a valentine's baby??
    I often wonder do you like having your birthday on vd. Or is it hard to celebrate because everyone always wants to be somewhere else. I would think it would be fun but that's just me. It's not like having a birthday close to or on Christmas where people just combine your gifts. Do you get a lot of valentine's themed gifts? ?? See I would like that because I love valentine's day and all the V day chotchkas That come out for sale for this holiday. .

    Anyway there is supposedly 60 million opening weekend + director's cut DVD sales so yeah 2 more sequels to follow bite your lip and clamp down it's not going anywhere

    I just found out I'm the only one in my family who hasn't read it.. my mom brother and his wife have read all 3..yuck..

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    1. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:31 AM

      Sugar bread - i always laugh to myself when i see businesses with "V.D" - it makes me think a lot of people probably celebrate Valentines by spreading VD's.

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    2. auntliddyFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:36 AM

      Sugar- i always absolutely lived my birthday on valentines day!! We had dinner, cake, decirations, a valentine mailbox- made by my dad which i still have- and presents. Then after mom passed, i wld hv the party! Decis, mailbox, lots lots lots lots chocolate, featuring a huge glass vase like dish, filled with m&ms, with a spoon and little bags to take some to go. Gosh that was so much fun!!!!! I wld then do a pippi longstocking, and get everyone else presents! I really enjoyed it, even thonit started getting pretty pricy. Then people passed, we moved so things changed. But man it was fun!!!!

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  9. califblondyFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:29 AM

    Okay, I'm the only one....I have my ticket to a premier party at the local theater. We'll get good and liquored up before the show. Like I said before, my expectations are low and so far the best thing about the previews to me was Beyoncé's song.

    I'll let y'all know, I'm sure you want all the juicy details, right?

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  10. UnknownFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:34 AM

    I hope Outtie puts up a discussion post for Valentines. I bet there's some rad stories to hear.

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  11. kelliknowsFebruary 9, 2015 at 11:24 AM

    Well if the previews are designed to make you want to watch..ouch. she comes off as the flatest actress whispering cue cards and the electricity between them wouldn't light a 20watt bulb. If women buy this, makes me embarrassed.

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  12. Lioness70February 9, 2015 at 1:17 PM

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  13. Lioness70February 9, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    My 11 yo daughter wants to see the SpongeBob movie. Couldn't get there on opening weekend, so I'll take her to see it this weekend.

    I couldn't even get past the first chapter of the godforsaken book, so eff this trash and bring on SB and Patrick!

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  14. SherryFebruary 9, 2015 at 2:23 PM

    No way in hell will I be seeing it unless it falls in with the other "so bad they're good" movies to watch and make fun of, like Mommy Dearest and Showgirls (which I haven't seen yet).

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    1. get off my lawnFebruary 9, 2015 at 4:31 PM

      Sherry - another horrid movie that is so terribly bad you can't stop watching is Rock Star with Mark Wahlburg and Jen Anniston!! One of the worst movies evah!!!!

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  15. GelflingFebruary 9, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    I'm going to see it with a group of mums from school. We're doing it in style - Gold Class cinema (luxury Australian theatres) with lots of champagne. I have no desire to see the movie, but there is 38 of us going, the whole cinema, so it'll be a fun night!

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  16. MinPinGirlFebruary 9, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    One of the top issues I have with this movie is I just straight up do NOT like Dakota Johnson. The lead guy I have seen on OUAT but he didn't blow me away or anything. If they had kept Charlie H. as the lead I would have been willing to check it out when it was on cable.

    I've only seen the first Twilight movie but frankly I didn't particularly see any major chemistry between KStew & Rob P. either (no matter how hard the media tried to convince us). If you're gonna sell me a love story, the least you can do is get a couple of actors that make sparks onscreen, and don't blab to everyone in town how much they hate each other in real life.

    The trailers I've seen look dull (I haven't read the books either).

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  17. skippyFebruary 9, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    It was such a big deal years ago. Loads of peopl reading it, I had no interest but got talked into it. Read the first chapter & fell asleep.

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