Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Kardashian Korner

Kim Kardashian recently sat down for an interview with Love Magazine. Us Weekly has excerpts from the interview:

When it comes to sex, Kim "likes it from the back," and says "there's no such thing as being too big."

She hates that people think a sex tape made her famous. Speaking of peeing, Kim also talks about a problem she has: "I always pee all over my Spanx, it's a disaster! They aren't crotchless enough!"

What does Kim Kardashian do? 
"When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my fucking bank account what I do.' But I would never say that to someone's face." So....even Kim Kardashian can't answer what Kim Kardashian does.

Kanye classed her up:
"I was obsessed with glitter, rhinestone heels and the kind of clothes that I now laugh at, and he threw them all out."

Oh, and she's a Hollywood Legend! 
When talking about Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim exclaimed, "We've had more episodes than I Love Lucy!"

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32 comments:

  1. Seven of ElevenFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    What is this Love magazine and why do they have a Kardashian obsession? And the kind of clothes she now laughs at? She's not laughing at the couch cushion dress or the sausage skirts?!

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  2. MeanieRhysieFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    O_O

    I lost IQ points AND my faith in humanity reading that.

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  3. get off my lawnFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    Outtie - what did we do to make you so mad at us that you would post this????

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  4. VIPblondeFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    @Lady This one is still my fave Kardashian gif of all time :)

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  5. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    She probably likes it from the back so she can stare at herself in the mirror the whole time.

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    1. califblondyFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:12 AM

      LOL, while she's taking a selfie.

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    2. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:17 AM

      Exactly. "Can you move to the left for a sec? I'm feeling my look."

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    3. SusanFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:21 AM

      Ha. These comments are making the fact that I took time out of my day to read about this trash worth the energy.

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    4. MinPinGirlFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:32 PM

      Well we know Kanye likes to give it from the back. That way he doesn't have to see that it's a girl.

      God I can feel my brain drying up reading her idiotic statements.

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    5. audreyFebruary 11, 2015 at 5:13 PM

      Or muss her makeup.

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  6. Lady HeisenbergFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    @VIP- oh my god. That is the best! I also love your "Stop laughing!" Kim gif!

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  7. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:15 AM

    Do we really NEED a Kardashian Korner? :/

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    1. DizzelFebruary 11, 2015 at 2:00 PM

      Double hellz no! I only read it for the commenters; cracks me right up.

      Away with you, filthy K's!

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  8. SherryFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    She likes it from the back Omar cuz she doesn't want her hair to get messed up. And that instagram is so perfect!

    And yeah why is Love mag so up her twat? And you never EVER compare yourself to Lucy. She was a hard working smart lady who had TALENT! Fuck how many episodes you have. There are loads of other shows out there that have more than you so fuck you, you self important c u next Tuesday. (Lucy is my hero so I'm a bit put out by that.)

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    1. get off my lawnFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:53 AM

      @Sherry...my parents watched Lucy, I watched Lucy and occasionally my kid will watch Lucy. She was and always will be a timeless classic. The Kardshian's are a bunch of no talent (fame) whores, who hopefully will be gone forever very soon!!!!!

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    2. SherryFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:53 AM

      Amen GOML!

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  9. Tina MalletteFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:23 AM

    I agree about the Spanx LOL

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    1. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:15 AM

      I don't even attempt to use the pee flap. Pull them down then back up every time & it's a struggle. Kim must walk around smelling like piss

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    2. MinPinGirlFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:36 PM

      @Diane B - JESUS!!! Now I have that thought rattling around in my brain. Kim smells like a little old lady. Au de Pee!

      That could be her new signature "fragrance" KPISS!

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    3. MinPinGirlFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:37 PM

      Eau de Pee (hey I majored in Spanish not French).

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    4. UnknownFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:57 PM

      Glad I could put that thought in your head. If more people thought of her as a pee smelling, porn star troll, maybe there'd be less articles about her(& fam)

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  10. get off my lawnFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:27 AM

    +1!!!!

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  11. BasilFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    OMG! Who talks about stuff like that in a public interview unless you are a porn star? Oh wait, she is.

    And I heard this Love Magazine is basically a catalogue of woman whose time can be purchased by rich Middle East businessmen.

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    1. Gertie RausFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:50 AM

      Really? Please dish the deets! Full disclosure: I want to obtain this knowledge in my pursuit of learning gossip intell and not because I am interested in finding a sugardaddy :)

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    2. Tina MalletteFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:01 AM

      A woman with no boundaries???

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  12. get off my lawnFebruary 11, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    I was just going to say the same exact thing!!!

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  13. Lurker GirlFebruary 11, 2015 at 11:45 AM

    Oh for the love of all that is holy--this site shall be deemed a NO KARTRASHIAN zone--please Outtie, PLEASE

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  14. MinPinGirlFebruary 11, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    VIP -that gif pretty much sums her priorities up doesn't it?

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  15. DenaFebruary 11, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Jesus H...I wish everyone would stop funding her stupidity. (Still going to watch Ms. Bruce's story unfold, however.)

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  16. SugarTitzFebruary 11, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    yeah supposedly love magazine is the new room 23 and if you're in it you can command double you're normal rate

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  17. audreyFebruary 12, 2015 at 6:46 AM

    I am waiting for the I was misquoted statement in 5...4...3...

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