Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Charles Manson Upset That Fiancee Only Wanted Him For His Body

People reports that Charles Manson, 80, has called off his engagement to fianceƩ Afton Elaine Burton, aka Star, 27. The reason? Manson discovered that the reason Burton wanted to marry him was to gain possession of his corpse when he dies, which she had planned on displaying for profit. Burton had planned on displaying the corpse in a glass case in Los Angeles.

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  1. Can you even do that? Who would want to see that anyway?

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    1. @Delphine, while I don't think it would be a huge moneymaker, there are a lot of sickos out there who would pay money to see Ol' Chuckles laid out. Crazy, right?

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  2. Aw, Chuckles, give me a call.

    /I kid!

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  3. For the love of Pete - how does one come up with such a plan??? People never cease to amaze me!

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  4. I love that he thought it was a silly idea because he's never going to die.

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  5. My question is how did he find out? Come on, Chaz, you should have suspected a 24 yr old had less honorably intentions.

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  6. Gold diggers dig for what?

    Maybe next could marry Drew Peterson and Peterson could do to his new wife what he did to his old wife.

    By the way, that chick is one sick puppy.

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  7. She could prop him up in Vegas and charge.

    Or buy a big rig and do the county fair tour.

    Wouldn't she have to keep him really cold the whole time?

    Wait...why am I even thinking about this so much?

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  8. This pseudo human has been a oozing boil on humanites' butt for long enough. She must be psycho altogether. Imagine him objecting to this??!! What chutzpah!! "I engineered the murder of people in the most gruesome way possible, featuring the murder of a 8 month fetus while the mother begged them to save at least the baby, kidnapping people and oh yeah i was a pimp at one time. I like to abuse women as well; they like it. But what??? Exhibit my corpse when im dead?! I draw the line at that!" Plus this ass balloon thinks he is immortal, for the sake of all mankind i hope isnt true. Uh. He got just the sort of girlfriend he deserved, minus the swastica of course.

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  9. Like, I guess the story could have gotten weirder but this is peak crazy.

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    1. She doesn't look too bright...probably told him the plan thinking he would go along with it.

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  11. When old Chuckles finally kicks the bucket, they need to call in Sam and Dean Winchester to salt and burn that fuckers bones, leaving not one trace of his POS body for anyone to do anything with. Cast his ashes to the four corners of the earth. Case closed.

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