Time reports that Hiram Jimenez of New Jersey attempted to sue Applebee's for burning his face. Jimenez ordered the steak fajitas on a sizzling skillet, then decided to bow his head and pray over the hot plate of fajitas. He felt a burning sensation on his face, so he panicked and knocked the plate onto his lap. Smooth move, ace. The court ruled that Jimenez is an idiot, and therefore cannot sue the restaurant chain.
