Friday, January 2, 2015

Michael Lohan Has Spawned Again

I don't know if the world is ready for another Lohan, but we got one! Kate Major gave birth to her second child with Michael Lohan on New Year's Eve, reports Us Weekly. New Year's Eve also happens to be Kate Major's birthday. No name yet for the new baby boy, but he joins older brother Landon, 2.
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19 comments:

  1. LottaColadaJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:03 AM

    Landon Lohan has a special ring to it doesn't it

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  2. snookiemonsterJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:05 AM

    They named him Logan

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    1. UnknownJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:14 AM

      They were lacking such creativity all they did was switch one letter from the alphabet?

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    2. LottaColadaJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:14 AM

      Logan Lohan has an even better ring to it!

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    3. UnknownJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:15 AM

      Alphabet = last name lol

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  3. Seven of ElevenJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:19 AM

    Poor little guy. Let us light a candle for him.

    In other news, they found the missing plane and have found 30 bodies so far. So sad but at least the families will have some closure. :/

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    1. UnknownJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:25 AM

      My understanding is that it's just a piece of the fueslage that was found, the main body of the plane has yet to be recovered.

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    2. bellalunaJanuary 2, 2015 at 12:22 PM

      Where was it?

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  4. cheesegrater15January 2, 2015 at 7:27 AM

    That makes 12 for him now, right? Idiocracy was right.

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  5. BallyJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    I guess those mesh shirts really do drive the ladies crazy. Gonna add some to my store list.

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    1. UnknownJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:44 AM

      It will only work if you have a chest full of hair, are balding and have uber amount of sun damage

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    2. BallyJanuary 2, 2015 at 11:05 AM

      Two out of three ain't bad! :D

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    3. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2015 at 5:39 PM

      ... And wings (underarm flab) *barf*

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  6. Brenda LJanuary 2, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    Just thinking about Michael Lohan's first family. Can you imagine being Lindsay, pushing almost 50, and your step-sibling is only in their late 20's?

    This is of course assuming that Lindsay even makes it to 50. :(

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  7. SherryJanuary 2, 2015 at 10:34 AM

    I want about to say Brenda. The chances of Lohag making it to 50 are up there with winning the lottery.

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  8. WendyJanuary 2, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    I know no one cares but the 31st isn't Kate Major's birthday, Logan was born on the 31st at 11:16, and Major's birthday is november 16th (11:16) so yea...really dumb but that's what the article said lol

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  9. smn1985January 2, 2015 at 12:04 PM

    I hope he doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome ...

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Sheesh what a dysfunctional couple these two are ... didn't she recently serve time for beating him up? The last I heard - before seeing their wedding pictures - was him running her down at every opportunity. Ah well; as someone said yesterday, there's a lid for every pot.

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  11. WUWT?January 2, 2015 at 11:24 PM

    Well, at least she got the baby out in time to drink in the new year!

    Uhg. I just can't believe she got back with the man who exposed and photographed her without her consent after she passed out drunk, and then posted those photos for the world. The "lid" for this "pot" is the toilet lid for the toilet bowl.

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