This happened at a high-end lingerie store in NYC:
A very well-known, aging, and slightly off-hinge actress was one of the patrons and would always try on a million thongs WITHOUT wearing the protective panties underneath. She would get her body glitter all over them (she’s at least 60), and sometimes the staff would even find skid marks. Panties at the store cost a minimum of $150 a pop. Whenever she came in the staff called it "return of the brown eye."
Actress:
Jessica Lange was my first thought
ReplyDeleteMelanie
ReplyDeleteewwwwww
ReplyDeleteLiza Minelli and all her razzle dazzle?
Betty White and her brown eye are back at it again!
ReplyDeleteAhhh Liza is a great guess derek. Hell's to the yes on the ewwwwwww! Wouldn't they have to throw all of that out (the one's she didn't buy)? That's some biohazard shit right there.
ReplyDeleteSo gross!!! I'm with Derek; Liza with a Z FTW!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! How does that even happen? Gag
ReplyDeleteI can't see Jessica Lange wearing body glitter. Griffith isn't 60 yet. Maybe Liza, but I'm having a hard time imagining a 68 year old woman wearing a thong.
ReplyDelete... agreed but I am shocked that there are thongs that cost over $150.00. Talk about overpriced dental floss.
DeleteLiza is a good guess. Goldie Hawn or Susan Sarandon for alt guesses
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Liza because this exists and for some reason does not come with complimentary brain bleach.
ReplyDeleteLiza Minella Babydoll and Thong Set
Minelli, not Minella!
DeleteWell, now we know what drove Buster away!
DeleteSofia loren
ReplyDeleteNot LA lucci.
ReplyDeleteGoldie Hawn
ReplyDeleteSharon stone
ReplyDeleteSnap ...
DeleteSharon Stone was my first thought but she's only 56
DeleteIs Beverly Dangelo consisted well known? I thought I remembered reading somewhere that she is really bizarre?
ReplyDeleteAlso...yuck. That's really, REALLY disgusting.
DeleteI hope they charge her
ReplyDeleteAlso, who wears body glitter? Yuk
ReplyDeleteWell Outie certainly got the poop on this blind.
ReplyDeleteI also hear that LottaColada does the same thing at Target- sorry Lotta:)
DeleteRosanne Barr
ReplyDeleteWhen it was labeled brown eye I asked myself, "Does Outtie know what that means?" Obviously and may I raise all the ewww's with a resounding gross?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Sharon Stone
ReplyDeleteThere are a few boutiques in my city that charge a fee for trying on clothes (they don't sell intimates). The fee gets deducted from whatever you end up purchasing. Great way to weave out the tyre kickers.
ReplyDeleteThere's a few high end boutiques where I live that do the same
DeleteAnd I'm sorry, bra's obviously, but thongs and panties...you know your size why does anyone need to try them on?!
ReplyDeleteOh, I read that as $150 a poop :/
ReplyDelete@Jessi
DeleteToooo funny!
I'm going with good old Melanie G.
ReplyDeletePretty sure its Goldie Hawn. The late Julia Phillips wrote about her in the the book, You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town again. Said she was borderline dirty with stringy hair. She looks like she'd wear body glitter.
ReplyDeleteGoldie is 69 though. Seems like outie would say almost 70 instead of at least 60. Good guess though. We'll get to the bottom of this stinky bottom sooner or later.
DeleteI wonder when or if Outie will have reveals??
ReplyDeleteOooo - that's a good question!!!
DeleteGoldie is interesting guess, but Goldie lives in L.A. Not saying she doesn't get to NYC...but don't know that "frequently " would nec apply.
ReplyDeleteLiza with her glitter - because who else is wearing glitter these days except Strippers?
Cher is FL / CA.
I thought if Krusty Allie. Not sure they make things in her size or that she's I to lingerie these days.
Oh oh oh!
FRAN DRESCHER???? ANd she recently got married.
I hope not. I like her and she seems clean.
I didn't know Fran got married. Good for her! She ain't 60, tho'.
Delete*** This is Ellen Barkin at the Agent Provocateur Boutique on Madison Ave, N.Y.*** BOOM !!! lol
ReplyDelete..After her 2 bottles of wine lunch at Daniel's up the Avenue a few blocks!
DeleteThe store's right but probably Liza with her glitta ... I just like the idea of the buzzed Ellen doing this too.
DeleteHappy New Year Everybody!!!!
This really could be anyone, but since it is in NYC, and mentions that the actress is a regular customer, it HAS to be someone who lives there. I'll go with Liza because we know she likes a drink and it is likely when she isn't sober she forgets to use the baby wipes.
ReplyDeleteBut in all seriousness, what store lets patrons try on thongs? I bought a cock ring once and was told there was no return policy on it even if it was too big or small or changed my mind. And as for thongs, don't people normally order them through the mail?
That is SO nasty! When I managed Fredericks of Hollywood, you didn't try on any of the G-strings or panties (same goes for the edible undies, though they were sealed up in a tube). Bras (large size) were what they were famous for (at the stores anyway) so that was honestly the majority of what got tried on. I cannot imagine having to deal with soiled panties. Gross! I think Jessica Lang would have too much class for that. Same with Sarandon.
ReplyDeleteFredericks of Hollywood!!! That's a blast from the past!!!! Are they still around??? There used to be one in the mall I worked at when I was 16!!! I was always too scared to venture in there though!!!!!
DeleteThe last time I looked for a Fredericks of Hollywood (at the mall) was over 10 years ago. They used to have the highest quality lingerie. Victoria's Secret stuff isn't half as well made (and super expensive). I imagine there's still a store or two around maybe out in La La Land.
Deletegoml - I just googled it, and there are not one but two Fredericks of Hollywood stores here in Austin.
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