Yeah his 1st one was botched so he went into hiding awhile too have a revision. according to latest tabloids I saw waiting in checkout line today... Tom hasn't been seen in public with Suri in 15 months. . That's as far as I got till I had to unload my trasbox on the belt...
I was thinking if Tommy boy keeps on w the plastic surgery (emphasis on plastic) he may end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein and can get a lead role in Cats and won't need any makeup!
Which wife??? The paid stripper baby mama or the design partner roommate? ? I hope it's the roommate. That separation meltdown will be war of the roses X 1000..
He looks very boyish and happy. I'd like him if it wasn't for Co$ because I actually do like his acting, and he does most of his own stunts. The one he did for MI on the side of that giant building in Dubai gave me the willies!
So for today, we have a few small ones and one BIIIIIG one that I'll save for later - just promise me you'll read it in Bradley Cooper's voice.
First up:
I wonder if anyone made a “I was in the pool!!!” joke in the comments…
He has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it December 29, 2014 This foreign born A list comedian/B list mostly movie actor/A list sleeper with women has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it. Russell Brand
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a celebrity gossip aggregator, and no one called them out on it.
Not Brand - read up on his level of addiction - if he started using again he'd be dead or hospitalised, no between at that level of abuse. His government/ 'sociey must change' stuff is a great career move, he's too big for stand up, not big enough for major movies, but able to get major coverage with some really basic moaning lol
I’m guessing this is supposed to be one of those housewife shows on Bravo. I’d dump a guy too if I found out he was batting for the other team.
The son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard December 29, 2014 It is ok for this reality family from multiple reality shows on the same network not called E! to have gay friends but they don’t want anyone to think someone in their family is gay. Well, the son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard. Albie Manzo
I thought we knew one of them was Gay? I forgot which one, I stopped watching several seasons ago. I feel bad for people who think they need a beard. Rosie needs to have a talk with this guy.
I wonder if her mother was there. What is it with Drunkent* and boozing/pill popping/pot smoking/coke snorting/sex having on planes? Is Drunkent afraid to fly?
She has slipped in her sobriety in a big way December 29, 2014 This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way. Really big way. Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later. Ke$ha
*Name changed because it’s 5PM somewhere.
**NOTE: Item from FOXELLA.COM, a sober celeb gossip aggregator, copied via CMD+C with attribution because the commenter doesn’t use a guy covered in bacon as a beard.
Oh, please, this one’s just too easy. Did he do all three on a plane? In a restaurant bathroom? Was Kesha there? Did Justin Bieber loan him the hotbox plane? Did he ask Madonna for advice on how to exit the plane high and emerge from a bathroom 1.5 minutes later completely sober? Inquiring minds want to know!
He’s been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed. December 29, 2014 What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his latest film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC? He’s been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed. James Franco
**NOTE: Item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip news aggregator that was not hacked by Sony.
Well I thought AnnE had the best coke in nyc.. maybe if he hadn't shit on her and trashed her so publicly she could share. It's not like Fantine needs that much. .enemies enemies enemies. .
Tom was losing his tight jawline and had a thread lift a few years ago and looked wonderful. Now that he's going in for the more heavy-duty lifts and peels, it's starting to show. He still looks great for his age but not the same as even a few years ago.
Speaking of aging, I saw Belle de jour recently and it's amazing that 50 years later Catherine Deneuve is still beautiful.
I read that Sonny Pacheco Renner's wife and baby mama is claiming that the prenup is invalid due to fraud-------- oh clever move - you know what she is going to claim if someone doesn't cough up a whole lot more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I love it when KJE gets caught stealing, like that time they turned a one line Page Six post about two people lunching at the same spot into an epic feud amongst two directors.
She did much better on the gift giving. December 30, 2014 Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman.
This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery.
He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle.
She did much better on the gift giving.
Iggy Azalea Nick Young She got him 1962 Chevy Impala, later Nick gave him large heart pendant, covered in diamonds
*name changed because pumpkin eggnog exists
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip blog aggregator that did not send me a plastic surgery gift card
I'm laying bets that PGH will be the new PUH. If it is Mimi, one wonders if PCH (personal champagne holder) and PBBD (personal bubble bath drawer) on her resume.
Diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves December 30, 2014 This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk from dinner to the car.
Even though they were mainly the same color there were about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops.
Mariah Carey
NOTE: item drawn from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator blog that uncorks some of KJE's stuff each day
If this is Abigail Breslin, Pappy Entern* will need to eat their words because people on meth are usually scrawny and have dental issues. Abigail Breslin doesn't look 18, but it's a loooooong stretch to say she looks 30. I get the feeling the author of this is the Team Pappy member who universally dislikes women.
She looks about 30 now December 30, 2014 Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age of majority.
She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth.
It is probably why she is having a tough time getting work.
She looks about 30 now.
Abigail Breslin
*name changed because it's not yet wine o'clock
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator site that this commenter has no affiliation with but is glad to give attribution where it is due
Not all meth addicts look scrawny and have bad teeth though ... this chick's definitely on something if her epic meltdown over her breakup with the 5SoS hottie is anything to go by.
I'll just go out on a limb and say Mr X probably came up with this one. I still want to know how the Enternologists* get private information like a doctor's home visit to a client or a celeb who goes to therapy three times a day.
Three days without eating this time December 30, 2014 This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an emergency visit to her home after she passed out.
Three days without eating this time.
Giuliana Rancic
*name changed because of The Lollipop Guild
NOTE: item is from FOXELLA.COM, a blog this comment is not affiliated with but wishes she'd thought of.
Firstly, Seven - I love your posts - thank you!!!! *Curtsey*
Secondly, not to body shame, BUT this woman needs help. And fast. In the adverts for the awards season - where she has a big strand of blonde hair poking out the side and sings (ugh!) - she just looks grotesque. She could learn a thing or two from her co-host Ali (Fedotowsky) who seems to have a very healthy attitude towards just about everything.
Why doesn't she just hire a nurse to give her a daily IV drip? What do you call it when you leave the line in for frequent IV use gee what don't heroin addicts do that
I don't know about you, but I for one am glad she didn't leave her child with a stranger on a park bench or at the mall or while she was stealing shoes. You never know when those celeb moms are going to snap.
She left her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track December 30, 2014 This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has had a very quiet year.
She is also having personal issues which have led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track.
Michelle Williams
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip site that won't babysit your kids while you get help
And here's the big one. I apologize for the length but if you want to read it in its entirety, the full link is at the bottom. I have to break it into two parts because even for Ently Cooper*, this is a freaking novel.
Have you ever been in a bar or on a plane or at a coffeeshop and had someone sit down next to you and tell you the longest and most boring road trip tale ever? Well, have a seat, my friend, if you want to be bored and read the whole thing, the link is below.
If you have a brain that would like to continue functioning not on autopilot, here’s the condensed version. (It's a continuation of yesterday's "Night at the Border, Part 1" post where people got drunk at a bar.)
It’s 2:30AM, Carlos is closing down and everyone’s grumpy because there’s no booze, so Carlos brings out two bottles and 20 people share the two bottles. Then the two singers decided they wanted to be able to call their tattoos foreign-born so all 20 people get into PK's tour bus. The driver is passed out so PK drives but forgot to turn on the headlights and gets pulled over. Apparently in whatever little border town they were in, a half-drunk musician driving a tour bus without headlights on at 3AM isn’t suspicious at all. And it gets better – border patrol waved them through without even looking at PK's driver’s license! Also, PK and RH (the other singer) were arguing about the design of their tattoo and according to KJE, PK was drawing and not driving at one point.
KJE waxes poetical again, so that you understand the importance of the people in attendance at the Tour Bus Tat Party, “When I think about who could have died that night, it would have been a much bigger deal than the night Buddy Holly and Richie Valens died.”
If you’re not crying now, you don’t have a soul. Folks, we could have lost Anthony Kiedis AND Flea and ECooper!
**TO BE CONTINUED**
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip blog website that does not furnish tequila or tetanus shots
I've never heard of Foxella, huh. Thanks for saving us a trip over to the mess that once used to be a neat place to hang out. Those days are long gone. I also agree about liking Tom as an actor but being turned off by the CO$. He's good enough that when I watch I forget he's batshit insane, but then the movie ends. I actually thought he was great in Collateral with Jamie Foxx, he played bad guy pretty well. Also that girl beside him must be 1) 4ft tall 2) slouching reallllly low
Part 2 of The Hangover meets Harold & Kumar meets Planes, Trains, & Automobiles meets Dumb & Dumber meets - you get the picture. I have to break this one up, too.
So then we get to part 3. Tiny, crowded, dimly streets looking for a tattoo artist with a shop by a brothel. They’re in Mexico, remember, so that’s like trying to find that McDonald’s with the girl who has braces and mans the milkshake machine. And the fine operators of the Tour Bus Tat Party must investigate multiple bars, so they get off the bus and fewer people get back on. Think about this. They left their drunk friends at random bars on dimly lit streets in Mexico at 4AM.
So they finally find the place and it’s near dawn. They spend a whole 30 minutes banging on the door. Seriously? If someone is banging on the door of my house or my neighbor’s for THIRTY MINUTES, I wouldn’t drunk stumble down the stairs, I’d throw a shoe or something! CLOSED, GET IT? But nope, the tattoo artist comes stumbling down the stairs (yes, I want a sleepy tattoo artist to work on me!) but it’s going to take 4-5 hours and the few people who weren’t ditched – um, left in random bars – have to take a seat in bar/brothel next door that had no customers or a bartender. There were ladies of the night (morning?) there but KJE didn’t get lucky.
KJE stole a bottle of tequila but left $40 on the bar and left with JL and one of her friends. I’m not sure where they thought they would go without Famous Tat Guys and apparently neither were they because they found themselves wandering the streets and passing the tequila back and forth. So it’s now around 6AM and they’re still drinking and now looking for a busy street to find a cab but they had no pesos but they found a bus stop and the driver let them get on for $10. Then something happens like popcorn in the microwave and apparently JL is HUUUUUUGE in Mexico and everyone recognized her despite the fact that she’s been up for over 24 hours, is clearly drunk and wearing the same clothes she was wearing at the smoke-filled dance club and then the booze filled tour bus and then the hooker filled brothel. So she’s recognizable, is I guess what they’re saying.
JL has a beagle’s nose for trouble and she senses people want her like Annie Wilkes wanted Paul in Misery. The bus driver takes pity on them (or maybe another $10?) and cuts off an empty cab to force it to take JL, KJE, and Unnamed Bestie (hereby referred to as UB40) to the airport. It's starting to feel like a horror story - we started out with 20 people, and we're now to THREE!
Are you exhausted yet? I am, too, and yet I still don’t have as many paragraphs as this saga! So the cab driver lurves him some JL and plays all of her cassettes full blast the entire way to the airport. Tequila’s gone, it’s been 24 hours, and holy crap, no planes are available for four hours! Fear not, intrepid travellers, JL spent the entire four hours smiling and posing and autographing, what a trooper! “People could feel the love she had for her fans”, says KJE while Seven is leaning over and barfing at the schmaltz.
I suspect it wouldn't be a shoe thrown in this case, I suspect it would be a semi-automatic weapon fired or a shotgun blast.
And how does someone get shot and killed in a second floor apartment during a drive by? I suppose the bad guys could have been in a George Jetson car, then packed it up in its' briefcase mode so as not to be caught. That's possible.
Part 3 (hint: it's surprisingly difficult and yet surprisingly easy to get from a brothel to the airport, depending on who you are)
What actually does happen is that the Tattoo Pop Stars somehow makes it to the airport, leaving the bus driver behind, and then removed their bandages to show their newly minted tattoos which where "worth it". I don't have any tattoos but I wonder about the safety of someone who spent 5 hours getting a tattoo from a sleepy guy in a tattoo parlor above a Mexican brothel and then peeling the bandage off in an airport full of germs and people. /kanye shrug
Oh, and the tattoo artist died a year later in a drive-by shooting – sitting on his couch above his shop – and this somehow made Tat Guys more grateful for the artwork. (I don’t get it either.)
WHEW, the end. Oh wait – it actually ends with “People need to have an adventure or two in their minds to help them get through the days that are usually so boring.” You know what this “adventure” sounds like? Dumb and Dumber Tree with Lloyd and Harry driving the Pooch Bus to Mexico for tats and tequila.
Guesses: JL – Aimee Man PK – Anthony Kiedis (RHCP) or Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) RP – Michael Stipe (REM) OR JL – Gwen Stefani PK – Trent Reznor (NIN) RP – Billie Joe Armstrong
*name changed because it's so cold, the heater came on
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator that does not provide tattoo services
Oh, I should probably add that the names at the bottom are the ones printed on the Foxella page, I don't know if they're reveals or real guesses. I suck at guessing myself, but I do think this is supposed to be Kiedis. I don't know why KJE would think that Aimee Mann was huge in Mexico, though. (Fun fact: she's 6' tall!)
[Blind Gossip] This marriage was a bad idea from the beginning. And yes, it was fraud!
The goal was to quiet the gay rumors and to present the actor as a straight, masculine action hero. While there have been plenty of beardy relationships in Hollywood, this one was one of the worst match ups we’ve ever seen!
The girl was simply much too young, uneducated, unsophisticated, and unpredictable to partner with him successfully on this scheme. It was all too much: the secret baby and the secret marriage and the pretense that it was all a secret because he is such a “private person.”
It’s no surprise that the stunt wife and stunt baby are now blowing up in his face. It is going to cost him a HUGE amount of money to get her to back off of the fraud claim and to end this marriage quietly.
The one person who is happy to see this fake marriage end? His boyfriend… with whom he has actually been living the entire time!
Just a quick message to fellow Anarchists : hoping however you spend the last hours of 2014, that you have fun & stay safe. Wishing you all an awesome year in 2015 full of great sh*t!
Is it just me or does Tom look different?? And where has he been?? And when was the last time he saw Suri?? So many questions!
ReplyDeleteCovering up those facelift scars! He looks great, though.
DeleteYeah his 1st one was botched so he went into hiding awhile too have a revision.
Deleteaccording to latest tabloids I saw waiting in checkout line today... Tom hasn't been seen in public with Suri in 15 months. . That's as far as I got till I had to unload my trasbox on the belt...
He needs to quit with the PS now ... he's at risk of being mistaken for a Real Housewife
DeleteI was thinking if Tommy boy keeps on w the plastic surgery (emphasis on plastic) he may end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein and can get a lead role in Cats and won't need any makeup!
DeleteCats as in The Musical? I had no idea that was back
ReplyDeleteOh Aunt Liddy!! I have news for you! Jeremy Renner and wifey are calling it quits.
ReplyDeleteEeek.
Which wife??? The paid stripper baby mama or the design partner roommate? ?
DeleteI hope it's the roommate. That separation meltdown will be war of the roses X 1000..
Not a fan, but boy he has it figured out. The guys doesn't age. @Phaux, did he have a facelift? If so, it appears to be a good one.
ReplyDeleteOh and I think Tom looks good! I am still a fan of his acting.
ReplyDeleteHe looks very boyish and happy. I'd like him if it wasn't for Co$ because I actually do like his acting, and he does most of his own stunts. The one he did for MI on the side of that giant building in Dubai gave me the willies!
ReplyDeleteSo for today, we have a few small ones and one BIIIIIG one that I'll save for later - just promise me you'll read it in Bradley Cooper's voice.
ReplyDeleteFirst up:
I wonder if anyone made a “I was in the pool!!!” joke in the comments…
He has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it
December 29, 2014
This foreign born A list comedian/B list mostly movie actor/A list sleeper with women has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it.
Russell Brand
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a celebrity gossip aggregator, and no one called them out on it.
http://www.foxella.com/he-has-been-using-openly-the-past-few-weeks-and-no-one-has-called-him-out-on-it/
Even though I'm not a fan, I don't wish bad things on him. I thought he had cleaned up?
DeleteExplains his very public meltdowns on government and stuff..
DeleteYou rock Seven.
DeleteNot Brand - read up on his level of addiction - if he started using again he'd be dead or hospitalised, no between at that level of abuse. His government/ 'sociey must change' stuff is a great career move, he's too big for stand up, not big enough for major movies, but able to get major coverage with some really basic moaning lol
DeleteI’m guessing this is supposed to be one of those housewife shows on Bravo. I’d dump a guy too if I found out he was batting for the other team.
ReplyDeleteThe son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard
December 29, 2014
It is ok for this reality family from multiple reality shows on the same network not called E! to have gay friends but they don’t want anyone to think someone in their family is gay.
Well, the son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard.
Albie Manzo
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a celebrity gossip aggregator and not a beard.
http://www.foxella.com/the-son-better-get-a-new-beard-pronto-because-the-last-one-dumped-him-when-she-discovered-she-was-a-beard/
I thought we knew one of them was Gay? I forgot which one, I stopped watching several seasons ago. I feel bad for people who think they need a beard. Rosie needs to have a talk with this guy.
DeleteIs Albie the hot dyslexic one or the other one??
Delete@Sugar- Albie's the hot one who flunked out of law school
DeleteI wonder if her mother was there. What is it with Drunkent* and boozing/pill popping/pot smoking/coke snorting/sex having on planes? Is Drunkent afraid to fly?
ReplyDeleteShe has slipped in her sobriety in a big way
December 29, 2014
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way.
Really big way.
Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later.
Ke$ha
*Name changed because it’s 5PM somewhere.
**NOTE: Item from FOXELLA.COM, a sober celeb gossip aggregator, copied via CMD+C with attribution because the commenter doesn’t use a guy covered in bacon as a beard.
http://www.foxella.com/she-has-slipped-in-her-sobriety-in-a-big-way/
Awww, I hope that's not true. Not a fan, but I was rooting for the kid.
DeleteGood God - L. Ron II looks good. I wonder who his surgeon is?
ReplyDeleteJeremy Renner + wifey gettin' divorced....who DIDNT see that one comming :p
ReplyDeleteOh, please, this one’s just too easy. Did he do all three on a plane? In a restaurant bathroom? Was Kesha there? Did Justin Bieber loan him the hotbox plane? Did he ask Madonna for advice on how to exit the plane high and emerge from a bathroom 1.5 minutes later completely sober? Inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteHe’s been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed.
December 29, 2014
What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his latest film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC?
He’s been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed.
James Franco
**NOTE: Item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip news aggregator that was not hacked by Sony.
http://www.foxella.com/hes-been-inhaling-a-dangerous-combination-of-coke-booze-and-weed/
Well I thought AnnE had the best coke in nyc.. maybe if he hadn't shit on her and trashed her so publicly she could share. It's not like Fantine needs that much. .enemies enemies enemies. .
DeleteTom was losing his tight jawline and had a thread lift a few years ago and looked wonderful. Now that he's going in for the more heavy-duty lifts and peels, it's starting to show. He still looks great for his age but not the same as even a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of aging, I saw Belle de jour recently and it's amazing that 50 years later Catherine Deneuve is still beautiful.
I read that Sonny Pacheco Renner's wife and baby mama is claiming that the prenup is invalid due to fraud-------- oh clever move - you know what she is going to claim if someone doesn't cough up a whole lot more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
ReplyDeleteRenner and the Peen!
DeleteWhat was up with him retaining her passport though (she demanded it be returned)? That's weird.
DeleteI'm SHOCKED I tell you! Said absolutely no one.
DeleteI love it when KJE gets caught stealing, like that time they turned a one line Page Six post about two people lunching at the same spot into an epic feud amongst two directors.
ReplyDeleteWell, this time KJE is apparently saying that a certain plant lady got a "plastic surgery gift card" for Christmas (Send her a card!) to fix a certain body part. Unfortunately for them, Star says Iggy actually got plastic surgery on Nov 14 and tweeted a photo of herself with her plastic surgeon (well, there's one way to tell everyone...). Star also says the body part in question (presumably her apple bottom jeans) was actually inflated with implants rather than fat injections. Merry Christmas!
She did much better on the gift giving.
December 30, 2014
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman.
This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery.
He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle.
She did much better on the gift giving.
Iggy Azalea
Nick Young
She got him 1962 Chevy Impala, later Nick gave him large heart pendant, covered in diamonds
*name changed because pumpkin eggnog exists
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip blog aggregator that did not send me a plastic surgery gift card
http://www.foxella.com/she-did-much-better-on-the-gift-giving/
KJE's Blinds about Nick cheating on her left, front and centre are all BS.
DeleteI'm laying bets that PGH will be the new PUH. If it is Mimi, one wonders if PCH (personal champagne holder) and PBBD (personal bubble bath drawer) on her resume.
ReplyDeleteDiva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves
December 30, 2014
This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk from dinner to the car.
Even though they were mainly the same color there were about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops.
Mariah Carey
NOTE: item drawn from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator blog that uncorks some of KJE's stuff each day
http://www.foxella.com/diva-had-a-person-on-standby-the-other-night-just-to-hold-her-gloves/
Now that's just ridiculous even for Mimi.
DeleteKeep spending that dough missy and I'll see you in a few years at the Indian casinos.
Wish I had someone to mind my gloves. I lose 2 or 3 pairs every winter!
DeleteI could do with someone to hold my car keys ... I seem to spend forever losing and finding them!
DeleteIf this is Abigail Breslin, Pappy Entern* will need to eat their words because people on meth are usually scrawny and have dental issues. Abigail Breslin doesn't look 18, but it's a loooooong stretch to say she looks 30. I get the feeling the author of this is the Team Pappy member who universally dislikes women.
ReplyDeleteShe looks about 30 now
December 30, 2014
Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age of majority.
She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth.
It is probably why she is having a tough time getting work.
She looks about 30 now.
Abigail Breslin
*name changed because it's not yet wine o'clock
NOTE: item posted from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator site that this commenter has no affiliation with but is glad to give attribution where it is due
http://www.foxella.com/she-looks-about-30-now/
Not all meth addicts look scrawny and have bad teeth though ... this chick's definitely on something if her epic meltdown over her breakup with the 5SoS hottie is anything to go by.
DeleteI'll just go out on a limb and say Mr X probably came up with this one. I still want to know how the Enternologists* get private information like a doctor's home visit to a client or a celeb who goes to therapy three times a day.
ReplyDeleteThree days without eating this time
December 30, 2014
This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an emergency visit to her home after she passed out.
Three days without eating this time.
Giuliana Rancic
*name changed because of The Lollipop Guild
NOTE: item is from FOXELLA.COM, a blog this comment is not affiliated with but wishes she'd thought of.
http://www.foxella.com/three-days-without-eating-this-time/
Firstly, Seven - I love your posts - thank you!!!! *Curtsey*
DeleteSecondly, not to body shame, BUT this woman needs help. And fast. In the adverts for the awards season - where she has a big strand of blonde hair poking out the side and sings (ugh!) - she just looks grotesque. She could learn a thing or two from her co-host Ali (Fedotowsky) who seems to have a very healthy attitude towards just about everything.
Ha!@Lollypop guild!
DeleteWhy doesn't she just hire a nurse to give her a daily IV drip? What do you call it when you leave the line in for frequent IV use gee what don't heroin addicts do that
ReplyDeleteI don't know about you, but I for one am glad she didn't leave her child with a stranger on a park bench or at the mall or while she was stealing shoes. You never know when those celeb moms are going to snap.
ReplyDeleteShe left her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track
December 30, 2014
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has had a very quiet year.
She is also having personal issues which have led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track.
Michelle Williams
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip site that won't babysit your kids while you get help
http://www.foxella.com/she-left-her-child-with-relatives-and-friends-for-weeks-at-a-time-as-she-tries-to-get-her-life-back-on-track/
She also just sold her brownstone for about 1.5 million over ask.
Deletemaybe she was packing and didn't want Lil Matilda to have to be around that..
She doesn't seem all that messed up from where I'm sitting ... my BS meter is pinging on this one
DeleteOh @Seven, we love you! And pumpkin egg nog.
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ReplyDeleteAnd here's the big one. I apologize for the length but if you want to read it in its entirety, the full link is at the bottom. I have to break it into two parts because even for Ently Cooper*, this is a freaking novel.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever been in a bar or on a plane or at a coffeeshop and had someone sit down next to you and tell you the longest and most boring road trip tale ever? Well, have a seat, my friend, if you want to be bored and read the whole thing, the link is below.
If you have a brain that would like to continue functioning not on autopilot, here’s the condensed version. (It's a continuation of yesterday's "Night at the Border, Part 1" post where people got drunk at a bar.)
It’s 2:30AM, Carlos is closing down and everyone’s grumpy because there’s no booze, so Carlos brings out two bottles and 20 people share the two bottles. Then the two singers decided they wanted to be able to call their tattoos foreign-born so all 20 people get into PK's tour bus. The driver is passed out so PK drives but forgot to turn on the headlights and gets pulled over. Apparently in whatever little border town they were in, a half-drunk musician driving a tour bus without headlights on at 3AM isn’t suspicious at all. And it gets better – border patrol waved them through without even looking at PK's driver’s license! Also, PK and RH (the other singer) were arguing about the design of their tattoo and according to KJE, PK was drawing and not driving at one point.
KJE waxes poetical again, so that you understand the importance of the people in attendance at the Tour Bus Tat Party, “When I think about who could have died that night, it would have been a much bigger deal than the night Buddy Holly and Richie Valens died.”
If you’re not crying now, you don’t have a soul. Folks, we could have lost Anthony Kiedis AND Flea and ECooper!
**TO BE CONTINUED**
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip blog website that does not furnish tequila or tetanus shots
Who's e cooper??
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ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Foxella, huh. Thanks for saving us a trip over to the mess that once used to be a neat place to hang out. Those days are long gone.
ReplyDeleteI also agree about liking Tom as an actor but being turned off by the CO$. He's good enough that when I watch I forget he's batshit insane, but then the movie ends. I actually thought he was great in Collateral with Jamie Foxx, he played bad guy pretty well.
Also that girl beside him must be
1) 4ft tall
2) slouching reallllly low
I like AGC Blind Items ... they're pretty quick to guess the Blinds too, so you don't have to bookmark and return for the answers
DeletePart 2 of The Hangover meets Harold & Kumar meets Planes, Trains, & Automobiles meets Dumb & Dumber meets - you get the picture. I have to break this one up, too.
ReplyDeleteSo then we get to part 3. Tiny, crowded, dimly streets looking for a tattoo artist with a shop by a brothel. They’re in Mexico, remember, so that’s like trying to find that McDonald’s with the girl who has braces and mans the milkshake machine. And the fine operators of the Tour Bus Tat Party must investigate multiple bars, so they get off the bus and fewer people get back on. Think about this. They left their drunk friends at random bars on dimly lit streets in Mexico at 4AM.
So they finally find the place and it’s near dawn. They spend a whole 30 minutes banging on the door. Seriously? If someone is banging on the door of my house or my neighbor’s for THIRTY MINUTES, I wouldn’t drunk stumble down the stairs, I’d throw a shoe or something! CLOSED, GET IT? But nope, the tattoo artist comes stumbling down the stairs (yes, I want a sleepy tattoo artist to work on me!) but it’s going to take 4-5 hours and the few people who weren’t ditched – um, left in random bars – have to take a seat in bar/brothel next door that had no customers or a bartender. There were ladies of the night (morning?) there but KJE didn’t get lucky.
KJE stole a bottle of tequila but left $40 on the bar and left with JL and one of her friends. I’m not sure where they thought they would go without Famous Tat Guys and apparently neither were they because they found themselves wandering the streets and passing the tequila back and forth. So it’s now around 6AM and they’re still drinking and now looking for a busy street to find a cab but they had no pesos but they found a bus stop and the driver let them get on for $10. Then something happens like popcorn in the microwave and apparently JL is HUUUUUUGE in Mexico and everyone recognized her despite the fact that she’s been up for over 24 hours, is clearly drunk and wearing the same clothes she was wearing at the smoke-filled dance club and then the booze filled tour bus and then the hooker filled brothel. So she’s recognizable, is I guess what they’re saying.
JL has a beagle’s nose for trouble and she senses people want her like Annie Wilkes wanted Paul in Misery. The bus driver takes pity on them (or maybe another $10?) and cuts off an empty cab to force it to take JL, KJE, and Unnamed Bestie (hereby referred to as UB40) to the airport. It's starting to feel like a horror story - we started out with 20 people, and we're now to THREE!
Are you exhausted yet? I am, too, and yet I still don’t have as many paragraphs as this saga! So the cab driver lurves him some JL and plays all of her cassettes full blast the entire way to the airport. Tequila’s gone, it’s been 24 hours, and holy crap, no planes are available for four hours! Fear not, intrepid travellers, JL spent the entire four hours smiling and posing and autographing, what a trooper! “People could feel the love she had for her fans”, says KJE while Seven is leaning over and barfing at the schmaltz.
What could happen next?Where is John Candy?!
**TO BE CONTINUED**
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator that remembers the day the music died
I suspect it wouldn't be a shoe thrown in this case, I suspect it would be a semi-automatic weapon fired or a shotgun blast.
DeleteAnd how does someone get shot and killed in a second floor apartment during a drive by? I suppose the bad guys could have been in a George Jetson car, then packed it up in its' briefcase mode so as not to be caught. That's possible.
Part 3 (hint: it's surprisingly difficult and yet surprisingly easy to get from a brothel to the airport, depending on who you are)
ReplyDeleteWhat actually does happen is that the Tattoo Pop Stars somehow makes it to the airport, leaving the bus driver behind, and then removed their bandages to show their newly minted tattoos which where "worth it". I don't have any tattoos but I wonder about the safety of someone who spent 5 hours getting a tattoo from a sleepy guy in a tattoo parlor above a Mexican brothel and then peeling the bandage off in an airport full of germs and people. /kanye shrug
Oh, and the tattoo artist died a year later in a drive-by shooting – sitting on his couch above his shop – and this somehow made Tat Guys more grateful for the artwork. (I don’t get it either.)
WHEW, the end. Oh wait – it actually ends with “People need to have an adventure or two in their minds to help them get through the days that are usually so boring.” You know what this “adventure” sounds like? Dumb and Dumber Tree with Lloyd and Harry driving the Pooch Bus to Mexico for tats and tequila.
Guesses:
JL – Aimee Man
PK – Anthony Kiedis (RHCP) or Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
RP – Michael Stipe (REM)
OR
JL – Gwen Stefani
PK – Trent Reznor (NIN)
RP – Billie Joe Armstrong
*name changed because it's so cold, the heater came on
NOTE: item from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator that does not provide tattoo services
http://www.foxella.com/one-night-at-the-border-part-2-3/
I think he ruled out Gwen and Billie Joe.
DeleteOh, I should probably add that the names at the bottom are the ones printed on the Foxella page, I don't know if they're reveals or real guesses. I suck at guessing myself, but I do think this is supposed to be Kiedis. I don't know why KJE would think that Aimee Mann was huge in Mexico, though. (Fun fact: she's 6' tall!)
DeleteGood job 7 of 11. Thanks for sharing and taking the time to rewrite this for our enjoyment.
ReplyDeleteWasn't this one of KJE's blinds from a long time ago? He/She/It sure has been reworking the old blinds for a while now.
No matter, it was a fun read.
regarding renner and his 2 wives from bg
ReplyDelete[Blind Gossip] This marriage was a bad idea from the beginning. And yes, it was fraud!
The goal was to quiet the gay rumors and to present the actor as a straight, masculine action hero. While there have been plenty of beardy relationships in Hollywood, this one was one of the worst match ups we’ve ever seen!
The girl was simply much too young, uneducated, unsophisticated, and unpredictable to partner with him successfully on this scheme. It was all too much: the secret baby and the secret marriage and the pretense that it was all a secret because he is such a “private person.”
It’s no surprise that the stunt wife and stunt baby are now blowing up in his face. It is going to cost him a HUGE amount of money to get her to back off of the fraud claim and to end this marriage quietly.
The one person who is happy to see this fake marriage end? His boyfriend… with whom he has actually been living the entire time!
The Daily Mail has the divorce petition posted today along with a story about how Renner's wife says everything is "fine" with the divorce and should proceed quickly and easily. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2891969/Jeremy-Renner-s-wife-Sonni-Pacheco-tries-downplay-divorce-drama-10-month-marriage-ends.html
DeleteJust a quick message to fellow Anarchists : hoping however you spend the last hours of 2014, that you have fun & stay safe. Wishing you all an awesome year in 2015 full of great sh*t!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Bee
DeleteHappy New Year Bee, Hope all is well!
DeleteWelcome to 2015 xo
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